Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Thank You, Alan Turing! (1024 hits)
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Rating: 1.47 on 21 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-07-10 09:00:52 EDT
I've moved the day that I post AHTT from Friday to monday. Which means from now on, most AHTT's will be psoted either tuesday, wednesday, or thursday. Or possibly still friday.
On the list of "People Who Were Entirely Dicked Over" Alan Turing is probably at the top of the list. Alan Turing was seriously, seriously dicked over. This is a list I want to see compiled. Get Bill Simmons on this. As much as he loves to bitch about lists, every single one of his articles will have some vague reference to a "Top Fifteen List of All Time NBA Playoffs SemiFinals Foul Shots (Front End of a One-And-One)" Let's get his ass on this, even if that does mean we'll have four Celtics on the list and at least one Swingers reference.
http://handturkeytheatre.box43.net
Anyway, this comic is AHTT's formal thank you to Alan Turing for defeating the nazis and then getting completely dicked over.
User Reviews
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-07-10 22:24:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
As always, awesome.
Probably the only reason I spend so much time here. Just waiting for the next one.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-10 20:46:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
killer ending punchline
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-07-10 20:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-10 13:35:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Helping win a war does NOT excuse sucking penis or having sex with penis. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
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I'll make sure all the women serving in the military and intellegence services are informed of this.
Submitted by IronRhino (user info) at 2006-07-10 16:10:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-07-10 15:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh.
Submitted by WildcatMcGee (user info) at 2006-07-10 15:31:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
All this tells me is that computer nerds are, by nature, gay-wannabe's. I already knew that though.
Submitted by coley (user info) at 2006-07-10 14:59:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"It made no more sense than putting you in a hard labor discotheque."
HAHAHAA
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-07-10 14:51:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, if you were going for "long" you hit a fucking home run.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-07-10 14:34:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to submit that breaking the Enigma Cide was way harder than raising children.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-07-10 13:35:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Helping win a war does NOT excuse sucking penis or having sex with penis. Not by any stretch of the imagination.
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:38:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
past awkward hand turkeys have been much better.
this one didn't hold my attention
Submitted by Coleslaw_Murphy (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:14:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-10 09:06:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger is a computer too.
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function recursive_bullshit() {
Actually, I must admit that I am a computer too.
Which proves it, because any computer who was trying to pass the Turing Test would NOT admit to being a computer.
Therefore you think I'm a human.
But I'm not.
recursive_bullshit().
}
Submitted by Tracer0351 (user info) at 2006-07-10 12:01:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I have no clue what this was about, but it was to funny not to +2 anyway
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-07-10 11:46:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the obscurity of subjects.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-07-10 10:34:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
S'alright.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-07-10 10:09:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
BUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
That is all.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-07-10 10:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2006-07-10 09:41:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow.
Just... Wow.
+2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-10 09:06:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
By laughing...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-10 09:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I'm a WW2 Eurpoean Theatre buff, and I knew what this was about as soon as I saw the title.
And then I saw the end, and damn near scared someone at the hotel.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-07-10 09:06:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Danger_Ranger is a computer too.