Guys, DO NOT Photoshop Electro's New CAMWHORE!!! (plz.) Shameless Hitwhoring Inside. (1196 hits)
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Submitted by JTC (View user info) at 2006-07-08 18:23:50 EDT
GUYS for FUCK'S SAKE do not alter this picture in Photoshop, the GIMP, MSPaint, or WITH A CRAYON! DAMMIT I hope you are all listening to me I am serious in this post, this is the most serious post I have done since I did the post about Vikings (http://www.ubersite.com/m/81844)!
Listen guys, OK? I have just emailed the CIA, and they have posted a special LOOKOUT FOR ELECTRO'S SHITSTAIN BOBBLEHEAD INARTICULATE ANUS NEGRO. Or, "LESBIAN." They have stated that the creator any edited picture that LESBIAN detects will be summarily executed, and consider you adequately warned, EVEN IF YOU ARE HISPANIC! The warning HAS NOT BEEN POSTED IN SPANISH (http://www.ubersite.com/m/87384), so you MUST find a translator ASAP! BRB.
I JUST got off the phone with the FBI, they have already initiated a worldwide manhunt for Habeeb Thomas, who from prior offenses they believe will "Beeb" Jeffrey in blatant disregard for Jewfag's ultimatum.
Bart has been emailed, so I did not bother to contact him. Plus things have just been awkward between us for a while...
I spoke to the Grand Dragon and convinced him that Electro was a leading force in the white supremacy movement, and that any photoshopping of his most recent camwhore would lead ETS to lose faith in the white man, and go on a shameless BLACK POWER crusade! Tensions are VERY HIGH right now as the Indiana Black Expo Summer Celebration began this week--the Klan IS NOT FUCKING AROUND THIS WEEK!
President Bush contacted me personally after Jewfag's message was posted to ensure that I deliver his message: "Adobe Photoshop is a member of the Axis of Evil, joining such nefarious forces as the Sun and soylent green. Those conspiring with Adobe Photoshop to slander our lord and savior, Electro, will be considered terrorists, and dealt with proprietarily." He will be delivering this message on his next radio address, but he wanted it to get out to the most likely culprits before they began their debauchery.
I have been informed that the Pope tomorrow in his annual Sunday Latin-athon, will be speaking of the evils of Photoshopping Electro's camwhore, and will be declaring such acts a sin for all Catholics! But to compensate and help you keep your hands full (pun intended), masturbation will be taken off the list.
I have been trying to reach the Fonz, the Associated Press, Russia, Bill Gates, General Patton, George Clooney, Harrison Ford, and Hillary Clinton to help me enforce this new rule, but so far I have been unable to elicit responses.
But Ubersite, I have done something, very, very, very, very bad. Something I have warned all of you against.
STOP FIGHTING OVER THE FUCKING BANANA. There are plenty of banans waiting to be enjoyed.
User Reviews
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:45:55 EDT (#)
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Its not original, lardass:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/90210
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-07-09 19:10:06 EDT (#)
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You're a retard.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-07-09 00:47:11 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-07-08 20:46:25 EDT (#)
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so you MUST find a translator ASAP! BRB.
hahahahahaha the BRB made me fall out of my chair
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:29:02 EDT (#)
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FARKO?/?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:27:27 EDT (#)
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If Darko ruled the World, every day would be the first day of Spring. . .
Oh wait. . .
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:19:06 EDT (#)
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I found this humorous...
I also find humorous that Darko does care so much about file names.
*ahem*
God Damn It, Darko!!!
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-07-08 19:01:54 EDT (#)
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I admit it. I went to Google a couple weeks ago. I searched "nanner." This came up. I saved it...Oh yes, I saved it. I'm not sure how much more creative this would have been had I put in "Two girls fighting over a banana while a guy gets a bonarz behind them.jpg" instead of the original filename. It would be no more my work then than it is now. I'd rather not go to the extra work and take the -1 hit.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:58:49 EDT (#)
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listen, you crotch-sniffing little shit. i don't look for stupid comments, this is ubersite; i don't HAVE to. they're everywhere. i click on a post and someone says something that is absolutely retarded. case in point, loki. another, you just now.
you can justify it as much you want, but the simple fact is that a filename is a. fucking. FILENAME. it is *not* important, it is utilitarian. it's not even obvious. if it were something that was plastered all over your screen every time you opened a post, yeah, fuckin do something about it. but it's not. you care too goddamn much if you care about it at all.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:52:06 EDT (#)
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If you've got the kind of time to even make sure to look for stupid comments, much less actually be BOTHERED by it, you've got no life. case fucking closed.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:51:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-20 16:28:10 (#)
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Right here I will explain my filename procedure. When you attach a picture you are saying that it is part of your story. It is the last thing we see so it should be an extension of the story. To go and show a picture of fallen coffee and then just have it say "coffee" is crap. You are stealing somebody elses picture, unless you totally made it yourself, and are not changing it in the slightest. Your post should be good enough that it doesn't need to show a picture, and if it needs one do somethiing with it. Even if it's just HAR HAR PEENER.jpg . You have the chance to add comedy to your post if you wrote humor, you have a chance to make it more emo. The filename is your LAST CHANCE to add something to your post. Take fucking advantage of it.
"I use Firefox and don't get that info and what if you don't attach a picture?" I too use firefox, I take the extra time to click View image. As for people who don't attach a picture, I do not hold it against them.
"Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-07-20 03:31:35 (#)
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no filename to be punished for."
They aren't going and typing in whatever the name of the title is on google, taking a picture, and then straight attaching it to their post. Pardon me for asking people to be creative and pay attention to the details of their entry.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:48:47 EDT (#)
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there is NO fucking argument. you got the kind of time to even make sure to look for the stupid thing, much less actually be BOTHERED by it, you've got no life. case fucking closed.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:46:15 EDT (#)
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I've made the argument about it before, I'm not gonna make it again. I maaay go look it up though.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:44:32 EDT (#)
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WHO CARES ABOUT A FUCKING FILENAME
JESUS CHRIST
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-08 18:35:09 EDT (#)
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good, but filename