Week long buff anal massages by handyman Lee (2306 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1.87 on 8 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2006-06-23 09:05:23 EDT
check this link first... asshole.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/89532
This is how I imagine a call to Lee might play out.
MickGinny: Hello, can I please speak with Lee?
Lee: This is Lee, fancy a picture or a light removal?
MickGinny: Uhh, no. I was just wondering if you could pop out for an estimate.
Lee: Certainly, what you be needing lass?
MickGinny: Uhh, I am not a lass, I am a lad.
Lee: Of course you are. What you be needing an estimate for, Perhaps a bikini wax or a jetwash douche?
MickGinny: What!? I just told you I WAS NOT a female.
Lee: No need to get your knickers in a wad sweetheart I do work for trans-genders as well. Maybe you might need your skirts hemmed up or just an enjoyable day of some good 'ol fun housework.
MickGinny: What the fuck is your problem!?
Lee: WHOA! I can see that you are quite stressed honey. I suggest hiring me out for a solid week of body massages and gutter clearances.
MickGinny:.........I gotta go.
Lee: hold a bit, when do you want me to move in, whats your address? WHATS YOUR ADDRESS, I need your social security number and your credit card number, I take American express visa and master card, do you wanna do a check by phone?
MickGinny: I'll call you later.
Lee: When sweet tits?
MickGinny: in a fortnight.
Lee: a fortnight?
MickGinny: Yea.
Lee: OK. Lets just do a check by phone now just to get it out of the way.
MickGinny: good bye Lee.
Lee: check by phone
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-24 10:13:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
MickGinny: in a fortnight.
Lee: a fortnight?
MickGinny: Yea.
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HAHA
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-23 15:50:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-23 09:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
A solid week of anal massages and gutter clearances
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Which are the same thing, really.
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dang, I have GOT to hire this guy....give us the phone number, Cindy!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-23 11:04:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahha
That's almost what happened when I phoned him!
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-06-23 10:11:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Check. By. Phone. Please. *(*Gasp*)*
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-06-23 09:35:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
A solid week of anal massages and gutter clearances
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Which are the same thing, really.
Submitted by DrogoRoch (user info) at 2006-06-23 09:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That is one talented man.
Ladies Lee sounds like a keeper.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-23 09:09:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
snark
Submitted by swine_powered_hate_machine (user info) at 2006-06-23 09:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Handyman. Yuk yuk yuk.