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Plethora of -2s. (735 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -0.21 on 39 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Weber (View user info) at 2006-06-16 14:59:41 EDT


Testing, one two. Let's get this post kicked off the front page and then try to bring it back.

This isn't a call for good ratings, do it with someone elses post if you want.

Eat it.

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User Reviews


Submitted by eppliks (user info) at 2006-06-20 03:55:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You're fuckin' stupid.

Submitted by Happily_Agnostic (user info) at 2006-06-19 06:17:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment

Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-06-18 10:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-06-17 22:43:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:12:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

And what have we learned from this, Weber?
Is it that you should never announce your intentions to Uber?
Is it that Uber will always find a way to subtly rape and subsequently crush your plans, no matter how innocuous?
Is it that it'd be best for all of us if you just fucking leave already and never ever post here again?


I think you have your answer.

Here's your -2 (which only averages my rating out to like -0.67 or something, so don't get your hopes up).

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:59:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Someone should have your fat, useless ass kicked out of the solar system instead.

Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-16 17:01:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

26394

Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:47:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You don't even deserve it ;)

Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Let's do it

Workin' all week 9 to 5 for my money
So when the weekend comes I go get live with the honey
Rollin' down the street I saw this girl and she was pumpin'
I winked my eye she got into the ride went to a club was jumpin'
Introduce myself as Loc she said "You're a liar"
I said "I got it goin' on baby doll and I'm on fire"
Took her to the hotel she said "You're the king"
I said "Be my queen if you know what I mean and let us do the wild thing

Wild thing (x2)

Shoppin' at the mall looking for some gear to buy
I saw this girl she cool rocked my world and I had to adjust my fly
She looked at me and smiled and said "You have plans for the night"
I said "Hopefully if things go well I'll be with you tonight"
So we journeyed to her house one thing led to an other
I keyed the door we cold hit the floor looked up and it was her mother
I didn't know what to say I was hanging by a string
She said "Hey you two I was once like you and I liked to do the wild thing"

Wild thing
She loved to do the wild thing
Wild thing
Please baby baby please

Posse in effect hangin' out is always hype
And when me and the crew leave the shindig I want a girl who's just my type
Saw this luscious little frame I ain't lyin' fellas she was fine
The sweet young miss go gave me a kiss and I knew that she was mine
Took her to the limousine still parked outside
I tipped the chauffeur when it was over and I gave her my own ride
Couldn't get her off my jack she was like static cling
But that's what happens when body start slappin' from doin' the wild thing

Wild thing
She wanna do the wild thing
Please baby baby please

Wild thing

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Tone let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

Wild thing

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:33:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:27:29 (#)
Ranking: 2

take this!
Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:35:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
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Snakes on a plane
Submitted by BigD (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:07:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:35:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:33:45 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W INDEED!
Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:32:37 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:32:03 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:37:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

y'know what's interesting, is that you started out OK with your posts, and with each successive one you have gotten steadily worse and worse.

Usually it's the other way around...
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:30:31 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:29:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:29:20 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:29:12 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment
Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:22:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:15:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Alright...you're fucking finished with Uber, ya goddamn parasite.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

He couldn't resist. That makes him your bitch.

You split the herd. They really seem to struggle with the decision.

Fucking funny.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:15:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Alright...you're fucking finished with Uber, ya goddamn parasite.

Go back to MySpace, or FagFest.com or wherever the fuck you came from.
Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:12:56 (#)
Ranking: 1

i laughed. i cried. i defecated.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:11:59 (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89288

try this one, it got bumpoed off a few minutes ago :(
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:09:54 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm so proud of you, all of you. I really am.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:08:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Your own ratings have never made a difference, smegma-boy. It's a vestigial feature left over from the dawn of Uber. If you weren't an idiot, you'd know that.

Have another zero.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:05:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

you're not the boss of me.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:05:11 (#)
Ranking: -2

Apparently my ratings don't make any difference, fuck you Uber!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:04:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

negro, s'il vous plait
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:04:12 (#)
Ranking: 0

Plethora of -2s.
Category: None

Rating: 2 on 7 reviews
----------------------

This should be fun. It's a new and exciting way to prolong suffering. Bart, you're an evil fucking genius!
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:03:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Your own ratings still don't count dipshit.
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:01:52 (#)
Ranking: -2

I just gouged my eyes out after reading this! Fuck you buddy!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:53 (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:21 (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucker!
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:13 (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd rather abuse you a bit

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:08 (#)
Ranking: -2

Terrible!

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:59:55 (#)
Ranking: -2

You fucking suck! Boooo.
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Snakes on a plane

Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:27:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

take this!

Submitted by awesome_face (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:27:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:35:01 (#)
Ranking: 1

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
-------

Snakes on a plane

Submitted by BigD (user info) at 2006-06-16 16:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:35:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:33:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W INDEED!

Submitted by earth_collapse (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:32:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:32:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:37:09 (#)
Ranking: -2

y'know what's interesting, is that you started out OK with your posts, and with each successive one you have gotten steadily worse and worse.

Usually it's the other way around...

Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:30:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:29:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by EmoJean (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:29:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:22:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:15:17 (#)
Ranking: -2

Alright...you're fucking finished with Uber, ya goddamn parasite.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

He couldn't resist. That makes him your bitch.

You split the herd. They really seem to struggle with the decision.

Fucking funny.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:15:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Alright...you're fucking finished with Uber, ya goddamn parasite.

Go back to MySpace, or FagFest.com or wherever the fuck you came from.

Submitted by el_em_en_oh (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:12:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

i laughed. i cried. i defecated.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:11:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

http://www.ubersite.com/m/89288

try this one, it got bumpoed off a few minutes ago :(

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm so proud of you, all of you. I really am.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:08:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your own ratings have never made a difference, smegma-boy. It's a vestigial feature left over from the dawn of Uber. If you weren't an idiot, you'd know that.

Have another zero.

Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:05:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

you're not the boss of me.

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:05:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Apparently my ratings don't make any difference, fuck you Uber!

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:04:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

negro, s'il vous plait

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Plethora of -2s.
Category: None

Rating: 2 on 7 reviews
----------------------

This should be fun. It's a new and exciting way to prolong suffering. Bart, you're an evil fucking genius!

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:03:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Your own ratings still don't count dipshit.

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:01:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I just gouged my eyes out after reading this! Fuck you buddy!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

B@W

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fucker!

Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I hate you!

Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd rather abuse you a bit


Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:00:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Terrible!


Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:59:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You fucking suck! Boooo.


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