Well We All Know What This Means (457 hits)
Category: NoneRating: -1.53 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Weber (View user info) at 2006-06-16 14:33:18 EDT
Since Uber has implemented a system to destroy the imaginative writing of certain ubered writers (me), my latest post has suffered from the fallout of this ever-consuming illness.
However, it gives me distinct pleasure to play with myself AND to give you this next post.
I've learned over my tenure here that posting twice a day is "illegal" and "unfair". I know not what these two words mean, but if I put them in context, I suppose it could be complimentary. Regardless, neither word applies here for I am not taking anyone's front page time, for my post has already been removed, leaving room, once again for me to shine in the spotlight.
I would like to close by saying that I feel from a window last night after receiving fellatio from [insert your mother's name here] in a dirty hotel room that we broke into and left seman stains on the mattress which will later be discovered by the cleaning lady who won't do anything about it. I ran to the hospital to excersice and rehabilitated my hands so I could bring you pure gold in a setting as extravagent as the pages we know so well as "Ubersite". In haste, I began masturbating, as everyone knows the secret to recovery lies in your distressed and soiled loins.
To cap it off, all has worked out nicely, but I won't go down from the front page without a fight!
Go forth and come unto thee.
User Reviews
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:51:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i heard they had these beans that are made of jelly
technology is amazing!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-16 15:31:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:37:09 (#)
Ranking: -2
y'know what's interesting, is that you started out OK with your posts, and with each successive one you have gotten steadily worse and worse.
Usually it's the other way around...
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:57:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I wonder how long it'll be 'til this new feature comes back to bite Bart on the ass.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:57:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I can see this turning into a fiere competition on Uber.
A race to see how fast a post can be eradicated. It already basically happens on FT's posts anyway.
I guess the next question is, can a reversal in the overall rating bring a post back?
Submitted by Webered (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:51:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
God fucking dammit. This got taken off too.
Fuck you Uber! And your fat ass too!
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:49:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
your grill rocks.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:49:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i liked it.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:48:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Negatory
Submitted by Levity (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:44:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:42:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:40:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:39:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe it's time you took up a nice hobby. Like dying.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:38:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah....you'd like it if I came on you wouldn't you you fucking pole smoker.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:37:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:37:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SUCKAGE OF THE HIGHEST CALIBER.
Seriously read around and see what gives good reviews. Good writings GET GOOD REVIEWS.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-16 14:36:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Where shall I start?
How about a simple, yet concise, fuck off.