So... What is 10% of 321? (7044 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2006-06-10 17:21:23 EDT
288.9 is the answer.
Why is that imporant?
BECAUSE I'M DOWN TO 289 POUNDS!
Well, I'm .1 pound off, so lemme take a piss real quick, and were fine.
Ladies and gentleman, the fatman has lost a full 10% of his previous body weight.
Think about that.
Think about how much you weigh, think about losing 10% of that.
Has it been easy? Kinda, yeah. I haven't had fast food besides Subway and Chipotle (twice) since I started, what, 3 months ago? I didn't have a single soda for 2 months. And now, I am drinking MAYBE 3 a week. And those are generally ginger ale, since I've been craving it like a fiend for weeks.
My portions were halved, and before, those left me feeling hungry. Now, they're almost too much.
I'm actually ABLE TO JOG.
You have no idea how big that is to me. Walking felt good, jogging feels fucking AWESOME. Only been doing it again for the past 3 days, but each day, it's been great. I'm not going great distances or anything, though. I walk for about a mile, to get loosened up, jog for about 3/4 of a mile to a mile, and then walk a mile to cool down.
And yeah, I hit that plateau. I lost 4 pounds on week in the middle, but gained it right back. Didn't worry, didn't panic, didn't starve myself to lose it again.
289 FUCKING POUNDS...
And fuck it all for sappyness, I gotta say a HUGE thank-you to both Method and Crystle.
Method for being a dick about it until I started going, and then being a supportive dick since then. No, I'm not in daily contact with him getting tips and advice, but I keep "Jesus Christ man, you need to lose a 10-year old or your gonna die" in my head.
AAnd Crystle for just being someone to chatter on like this at. Without bein able to constantly jabber about losing weight, I might have given up.
So yeah.
And I decided that for those who are still occasionally AIM'ing me or whatever who don't believe, instead of a pic of me, that could be myspace'd or photoshopped, it's a pic of the scale.
39 pounds to go.
That sounds a WHOLE lot better than 70.
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Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:00:58 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by mynameisandy (user info) at 2006-10-18 04:15:36 EDT (#)
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Your maths is as bad as my English.
I wont -2 you though, 'cos I didn't read you post.
Also, you're FAT!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-08-09 18:42:32 EDT (#)
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I am 282 this morning.
Had to stabilize myself for a while, something started going funky, and I was getting pretty lightheaded pretty easy.
But I'm much better now, I have restarted the exersize program, and look like about a pound a week, maybe 2.
Yay me!
Submitted by krissi (user info) at 2006-08-09 13:50:31 EDT (#)
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I just found this, but I'm wicked proud of you and I hope the progress has continued.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-17 06:37:00 EDT (#)
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Jgreening is the greatest man to ever live.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:55:07 EDT (#)
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sorry. Me was drunk and in bad mood.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:47:57 EDT (#)
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Amontillado SURE AS FUCK BETTER NOT BE ONE OF 47 YOUR ALTERS!
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-07-16 17:24:07 EDT (#)
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Bringing balance to the universe.
Submitted by beeltea (user info) at 2006-07-16 06:53:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-07-11 14:56:53 EDT (#)
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Funny enough, I don't suffer.
I'd rather eat less and lose the weight than stay at 320 and have a heart attack in 5 years.
Submitted by Poots (user info) at 2006-07-11 11:54:36 EDT (#)
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There is a nice delicious hot hamburger sitting right in front of me. It looks sooooo good. I think I will just let it sit there for a while and watch the grease drip over the sides. I am going to eat the nice hot french fries I got that are drenched in grease. Oh and there is a whole tub of ben and jerrys in my freezer mmmm-mmmm tasty. Can't wait to wrap my lips around that tasty ice creamy goodness. I might go over to the pantry and eat all of those chips too. mmmm mighty good flavor. flavor. flavor. flavor. flavor. flavor.
Baked beans and cole slaw mmm-mmm. Fried chicken and mashed potatoes yummy. caramel apples and fried pork chops, delicious. gravy and bacon succulent.
Just wanted you to know I could eat all those things in one sitting and not gain a single pound. I'm not sorry that you have to suffer since you are such an intollerable asshole. Good day sir.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-07-08 11:55:08 EDT (#)
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Just in case someone didn't already said this:
10% of 321 is 32.1
Good job though.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-21 00:24:37 EDT (#)
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..............
MAN, you're an idiot, Wiggles.
A right out tard, I should say.
Lemme tell ya what, whatever age ya are, go on over to your local high school next fall.
Ask the coach to suit ya up, put you in for a few plays against the JV.
Either side of the ball, donesn't matter.
You'll see how bad you're wrong.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:59:48 EDT (#)
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And you know all about "fat guys", Wiggles.
Although you have "dumbfuck guys" and "ugly motherfuckin' guys" covered too, asshole.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-19 12:44:52 EDT (#)
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Offensive linemen aren't athletes so much as they are just fat guys that can shuffle their feet.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-19 01:27:10 EDT (#)
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Said it below.
I was actually well built and big in HS. (285 lb, 10-11% body fat)
Once I got out of HS and stopped lifting every day and such, it al went to hell, and the added 30 or so pounds is from rebounding off of old diets.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-06-19 00:00:09 EDT (#)
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Just because no-one's said 'well done' for a while.
I actually read most of these reviews today (Had some major time to kill) and they're hilarious. Incidentally, In all seriousness, I've always looked at fat people and wondered 'How on EARTH can you let yourself get like that?'
Well... how did you?
And please don't take that the wrong way, it's a genuine question, not an insult in disguise.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:43:09 EDT (#)
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Jay hasn't even killed an ex-wife and her boyfriend. Yet.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 14:41:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:56:19 (#)
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Sorry to break it to ya, Jamie.
Played Pop Warner football from age 7 until high school, freshman year played JV and soph-senior played varsity. Started 28 straight at left tackle on O. Senior year, was a special teams captain.
All-County 2nd team my junior year and 1st team my senior year. Didn't make an all-state team, because at the time, in the classification, there were 5 guys who played the same position who went on to full ride d1 scholarships.
Basically, and yes this is tooting the fuck out of my own horn, I played, and was better than a loooooooooooooooooooooooot of people.
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Hey Jay! Were you the football? Bwahahahahahhaahhaahahaha!!
:)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:56:19 EDT (#)
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Sorry to break it to ya, Jamie.
Played Pop Warner football from age 7 until high school, freshman year played JV and soph-senior played varsity. Started 28 straight at left tackle on O. Senior year, was a special teams captain.
All-County 2nd team my junior year and 1st team my senior year. Didn't make an all-state team, because at the time, in the classification, there were 5 guys who played the same position who went on to full ride d1 scholarships.
Basically, and yes this is tooting the fuck out of my own horn, I played, and was better than a loooooooooooooooooooooooot of people.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:29:36 (#)
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yeah, no way have you ever played team sports.
ever.
you are too socially awkward.
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Are you saying O.J. Simpson was socially adept?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-18 13:29:36 EDT (#)
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yeah, no way have you ever played team sports.
ever.
you are too socially awkward.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-17 02:01:22 EDT (#)
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Hey Wiggles, I've lost weight, but I still have quite a bit of ass for you to kiss.
I never said the shitty alter alert was funny or anything. (and by the way, if you ever noticed, most of the time I was fucking right)
Submitted by CoachMagirk27 (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:28:44 EDT (#)
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keep at it
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:20:58 EDT (#)
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I think some of you waste a lot of post space arguing and then insulting and then arguing over whether or not you were arguing or being insulting. It seems a vicious cycle to me. Why not just end things once it turns from discussion to insults? You know when the cycle starts, it always seems pretty obvious. Well, either way, it's really your post.
And glad to hear you're getting healthy, Jay.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-17 00:05:07 EDT (#)
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How about you just shut the fuck up because "shitty alter alter" was never funny and almost nobody is amused by it?
And don't pull out that bullshit about your stupid loser Uberexperiments as justification.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:47:45 EDT (#)
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And remember, there IS a difference between the "SHITTY ALTER ALERT" and calling Perkman/Georgemichael/whatvernamehe'sgotnow a shitty alter.
If you prefer me to have a little more variety, I can call then skanky alters, or crappy alters or whatever.
But any way you slice it, when 4 different people all tell me I'm right in thinking Perk and GM are who I think they are, I'm gonna call 'em shitty alters.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:46:23 EDT (#)
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You saw two Shitty Alter Alerts today?
Seriously?
Gimme links, because I haven't tossed out an SAA in a loooooooong time, cocksmoker.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:43:37 EDT (#)
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Saw it least twice today, Tons o Fun. It's part of your daily vocabulary. Pathetic.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:32:49 EDT (#)
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OCG, the difference is that Perk is confirmed by about 4 people to be an alter of some shitty fuck who can't stand me.
You notice the Shitty Alter Alert hasn't been used in a month or so, right, dipshit?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-06-16 23:27:21 EDT (#)
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You're still calling everyone a "shitty alter" like it makes you cool, eh Tubby?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-16 21:31:03 EDT (#)
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Perk, no one cares what you say, because you're a shitty alter of an Aussie who can't get over me.
Tony, dude, you're not normal. 5'8" 140 is not normal. Unless you live in Africa or Asia or something.
Go to the AMA website, you're actually borderline unhealthy.
For 5'8", the most healthy weight is actualy 165.
So smoke that crack.
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-06-16 18:08:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
That's a fucking lie'
No one as fat and weak willed as you with no social skills or friends played football before'
I call bullshit Jaypig'
We had a kid like you on my baseball team when we were little kids. Fat fuck we made him cry everyday.
If you did play ball in HS you were the kid everyone gave shit to bet'
Submitted by alwayspeach1 (user info) at 2006-06-16 13:38:23 EDT (#)
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Even with the math error. Never was my strong suit either.
Congrats on the weight loss!
As for the smokers who want to quit....12 weeks for me tomorrow. I'm proud of myself. Fucking cranky (-er according to some) but proud. Not so happy with the 11 lbs I've put on -- I eat everything in sight. But since it only brings me to 105 lbs, I shouldn't bitch about it.
Again, congrats and I hope you hit your target!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-16 08:37:36 EDT (#)
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5'8" / 140 is not an average unless you're a chick or you live in the magical land of Oz, Tony. Sorry to burst your bubble.
PS: I'm 5'11" / 180, so there goes that whole "fat fucks like Jay and yourself" argument. Nice try though.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-16 01:40:30 EDT (#)
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buckeyes, i'm 5'8. i'm what's known as completely normal for my weight. just because the majority of this country is made up of fat fucks like jay here and yourself, that doesn't make it "normal."
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-06-15 20:24:36 EDT (#)
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Good job, fucker...
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-06-15 18:23:05 EDT (#)
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i have no opinion on this as of yet. Get down to 250 and you get a +1 lardo.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 17:18:10 EDT (#)
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Isn't he the lawyer or something?
Bah.
I got that freaking big because I played football, and got lazy out of HS, and the muscle turned to fat.
I was 285 (the weight I am right now) with 11% body fat my senior year in HS.
Bah, hate all ya want, though, I'm getting fucking GAUNT thin.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:39:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:41:18 (#)
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how did you become such a whale in the first place? you're still more than double my weight. your beast like obsession with big macs will soon have you topping the 300 pound mark once you realize that even at 287 pounds, you are still considered a juggernaut to women. coupled with your shit personality, it's a sure thing.
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He weighs 287, right? And you say he weighs more than twice as much as you. And half of 287 is 143.5.
Where do you live, Ethiopia?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:21:39 EDT (#)
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And...Don't forget to pick up my dry cleaning...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-15 15:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:36:35 (#)
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And Apollo, Nick Leeson? Really? Do you realize just about everyone (especially my fellow Americans) just scratched their heads and went, "Who the fuck is Nick Leeson?" You could have at least picked someone who was more relevent in the past, oh, ten years. Kenneth Lay, perhaps? ""
talking for 'everyone' now are we?
Can you PLEASE shut up and change the toner in the fax.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-06-15 12:41:18 EDT (#)
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how did you become such a whale in the first place? you're still more than double my weight. your beast like obsession with big macs will soon have you topping the 300 pound mark once you realize that even at 287 pounds, you are still considered a juggernaut to women. coupled with your shit personality, it's a sure thing.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-15 06:11:30 EDT (#)
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don't worry found it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-15 05:54:13 EDT (#)
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"Shlongy, I only looked because the numbers were pretty high. I don't take a log book or anything, I just hit that little "advanced" button."
What little advanced button? you get an advanced button?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 04:28:21 EDT (#)
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And I love you, Rad.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-15 04:28:14 EDT (#)
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AND YOU'RE REPLIED TO!
Notice how the letters are all big letters, but the apostraphe isn't the quote mark?
Wanna know how I did that?
THE FUCKING CAPS LOCK KEY, THAT'S FUCKING HOW!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-15 04:14:49 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/89204
HERE YOU GO FUCKER YOU ARE CALLED OUT
Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-06-15 03:58:06 EDT (#)
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Good for you. Keep it up.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:39:14 EDT (#)
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Oh, and I *tok* three months off last year around now, and was thinking of doing it again.
But I love you guys too much.
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much.
It's not healthy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:34:22 EDT (#)
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Um, I've had cravings. Haven't acted.
And I mean I've had CRAVINGS like "wake up in the middle of the night almost sweating needing a fucking cookie" craving.
Shlongy, I only looked because the numbers were pretty high. I don't take a log book or anything, I just hit that little "advanced" button.
And since this post, I've lost 2 more pounds.
287. Yay me, bitches!
Submitted by DirtyDoubleEntendre (user info) at 2006-06-14 23:21:49 EDT (#)
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I cant believe this is most heated.
This guy has probably lost another 20 pounds by now.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-14 22:17:22 EDT (#)
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shlongy is so full of bullshit that its pooring out his eyes
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:25:31 (#)
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PS. http://www.ubersite.com/m/81279
3850 hits.
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2006-06-14 21:59:27 EDT (#)
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When are you taking your sabbatical again?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:42:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:09:43 (#)
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I just checked...
This is my most reviewed post, ever, and 4th in hits.
*sigh*
People actually check this kind of ridiculously stupid shit out? They check "their reviews and hits"?
Wait, never mind...people don't.
jgreening does.
CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR HITS AND HEAT, ya goddman idiot.
I bet if you took about three months off from Uber - which I seem to recall reading that you said you were going to do about two months ago- you could invest that time in additional exercise and lose a bunch more weight, Tardini.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:40:55 EDT (#)
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Don't worry you'll get a craving for some donuts or twinkies and it'll be good bye diet and hello Sara lee.
Hopefully you prove me wrong because being that fat is fucking nasty.
If you want I'll send you the workout schedule that we got and you can reduce to a level that won't give you a heart attack.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-14 20:29:21 EDT (#)
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Ah, let the haters come.
They're just getting their shots in before they're even more pointless than they are now.
Besides, most of them are 2-3 people and their shitty alters.
"So it don't done bother me none, son."
Or something like that.
And Dome, if I were to ever reach 200 pounds, I'd ask you to kill me.
Seriously. 230 is about the lowest I wanna get, because I want to keep some musculature.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-14 09:05:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-06-13 23:22:25 (#)
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IT TOOK YOU THREE MONTHS TO LOSE THIRTY POUNDS?
Three months of cocaine will triple that, easily.
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10 pounds a month - 4 weeks per month - 10/4=2.5 pounds a week. That's actually really good for someone like Jay. He's not just losing water weight, he's losing fat. Also, if he lost the weight faster than that he could wind up looking like a Shar Pei.
http://www.pedigree.com.au/breeds/images/shar_pei.jpg
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-06-14 07:23:51 EDT (#)
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Shit, you're exactly where I am. Or was, since I dropped 13 lbs. Keep it up beefy. We'll go get Steak N' Shake together when we hit 200.
Submitted by IntangibleHands (user info) at 2006-06-14 07:17:08 EDT (#)
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*Yawn*
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-06-14 00:53:00 EDT (#)
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are you boasting about being obese?
...that's wierd, brother.
But keep it up anyway, Stay Puft!
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-13 23:41:13 EDT (#)
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'keep at em tubby fuck
Submitted by soccer (user info) at 2006-06-13 23:22:25 EDT (#)
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IT TOOK YOU THREE MONTHS TO LOSE THIRTY POUNDS?
Three months of cocaine will triple that, easily.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-06-13 22:56:48 EDT (#)
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Good job.
Keep up the good work.
You're asking for abuse by making a post about your weight, but fuckem.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:34:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:26:17 (#)
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I give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, Bubba.
There are 340 reviews, and those are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down there.
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Jay, you gave him more benefit than doubt. Anyone with an IQ above 40 knew
what you meant. Good job on the weight, dude. :-D
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:26:17 EDT (#)
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I give him the benefit of the doubt on this one, Bubba.
There are 340 reviews, and those are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay down there.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-13 20:06:45 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Khoublaikhan (user info) at 2006-06-13 19:54:52 (#)
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i was going to say it, but i guess it's not necessary. or is it?
as my calculus teacher grades on tests, -1 for bad algebra. it's -2 when she's in a bad mood.
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:27:56 (#)
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288.9 is the answer.
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10% of 321 is 32.1 dipshit. Why are you lying?
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Some people just can't fucking READ!!!
Read the reviews, dipshit. . .
Submitted by Khoublaikhan (user info) at 2006-06-13 19:54:52 EDT (#)
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i was going to say it, but i guess it's not necessary. or is it?
as my calculus teacher grades on tests, -1 for bad algebra. it's -2 when she's in a bad mood.
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:27:56 (#)
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288.9 is the answer.
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10% of 321 is 32.1 dipshit. Why are you lying?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:09:43 EDT (#)
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I just checked...
This is my most reviewed post, ever, and 4th in hits.
*sigh*
Submitted by PerkMan (user info) at 2006-06-13 18:07:09 EDT (#)
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So your still a pig, and a fat pig at that.
But could job tubby.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:39:24 EDT (#)
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pilates... I can't spell
http://www.winsorpilates.com/index.php?acnt=GHW00000&gcid=S6580x010&ppcse=goog&keyword=pilates
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:36:47 EDT (#)
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hahahahahaha...that was great, FG!!
and Jay... sounds silly, but Pilotes TOTALLY helped me get over the kinks and pains.
and I'm talking hips and nerves from childbirth.. so it should help you too..
(get a dvd and do it at home in your living room) Also totally targets the abs which provide support for your spine, etc... so it prevents FURTHER injury when you do extended cardio or weight training.
and it feels good.
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:15:17 (#)
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Just think of all the purty, frilly, lacy panties that you'll be able to wear!
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:34:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:20:40 (#)
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Thank you but Forensic has the stereotypical white girl ass.
A black dude behind me in a line at the store one time asked me; "Hunny, where yo' ass?"
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At which point you told him that having all the body fat of a 12-year-old poor Vietnamese girl was this year's style?
Fuck it, I can't make a witty ocmment now. It's almost time to quit, at which point I'll go home, get some food, watch the news and log back on Uber because it's only Monday and I'm despertly waiting for Friday.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:30:26 EDT (#)
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I felt healthier before I even started working out.
Just the change in eating was amazing.
It was mainly lazy bachelordom. Didn't feel like cooking 3 days worth of meals and putting them in tupperware, etc etc, so I ate prepacked nuke-food.
Now I take the time, cook a few days in advance, use fresh stuff most of the time. (I'm a geek for Campbells Veggie soup still)
But the funny thing I'm getting used to, is I'm actually getting MORE aches and pains, because my body is getting itself back into alignment lately. It doesn't have all this excess fat and shit, pulling with gravity, so that's kinda sucky. My back has been in pain for 3 days because the curvature in my lower back is disappearing since the belly is shrinking, and I don't have an appointment until Friday morning.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:20:40 EDT (#)
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Thank you but Forensic has the stereotypical white girl ass.
A black dude behind me in a line at the store one time asked me; "Hunny, where yo' ass?"
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:11:48 (#)
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And I just read all the shit you USED to eat.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
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Same here. Jay, do you actually feel healthier since you quit eating all that shit and started working out?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:16:22 EDT (#)
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Forensic has SUCH a nice ass
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:15:17 EDT (#)
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Just think of all the purty, frilly, lacy panties that you'll be able to wear!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:11:48 EDT (#)
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Just ignore Sorrell, he's the biggest crybaby faggot on the planet.
And I just read all the shit you USED to eat.
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:11:41 EDT (#)
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Caul.
Walk/jog 3 days a week.
Light weight, mid-range rep (12-15) weights for the upper body 3 days a week.
I don't get 3 of each EVERY week, because sometimes my work schedule jacks it up, but never less than 2 each in a wekk.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:07:54 EDT (#)
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<insert witty comment>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:05:39 EDT (#)
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do you exercise jay?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 17:01:56 EDT (#)
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HOly shit, my spelling deteriorated as that reply got longer.
bommsom buddy?
What the fuck, me...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:59:35 EDT (#)
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319?
What?
The?
Fuck?
OK, um, I was actually reading reviews until Method and Sorrell started in on each other again, and I thought I;d reply to a few.
Caul: The soda comment. I've been losing weight for about 14 weeks now. Over the first 8-9 weeks (don't exactly remember) I didn't have a single soda.
Over the past 2 weeks, I've had a six-pack of ginger ale. 3/week. Just have had a damned craving for ginger ale. Don't anymore.
Method: You asked why I'd even drink soda. It was like a heroin fix, almost. Just a NEED. And yes, after I drank the first one, I felt a bit guilty.
Apollo/Shlongy: The peener comments were almost funny.
Almost.
moocowx3: STFU shitty alter.
And as for the first thing I'm doing when I reach 250?
The VERY first thing?
The "after" picture to hang up next to the "before" picture that's taped to my bathroom mirror.
This isn't a diet. I use the word, but it's not the right word. I mean it as "a vegetarian has a diet without meat" kind of diet. Not "Well, I'm cutting all the carbs and sugars, and once I reach target weight, I'll go back to eating like I used to" diet.
Fuck those.
I tried and failed on too many of those.
It's pretty fucking sobering when a doctor looks you in the eye and tells you that you are slowly killing yourself, and the process will only speed up unless you make drastic changes.
That's what it has taken for me. A doctor I've never met before (new insurance plan, old doc wasn't covered) actually laughed and said, "You don't say? REALLY!" when I mentioned wanting to "lose a bit of weight"
I threw out something like $200 worth of shitty food that week. Got rid of all the sugary shit. The cookies, the Pop-Tarts, the Kool-Aid, the Little Debbies, shit like that. GONE.
All the "quick fix" microwave meals? The TV dinners, the Hot Pockets, the Totino's pizzaz? All gone.
I used to go through a 12-pack of soda in 3 days. 2 if I had consecutive days off. I've had, I wanna say 8 TOTAL in the last 14 weeks.
All the 75/25 ground beef? Gone. Now I use 93/7 ground turkey. Same price, 18% less fat, and the fat that *is* there cooks off, better.
And the portion control.
You know those "Voila!" meals-in-a-bag? I'd eat a full one, without blinking.
That's 4 servings. FOUR.
Now, one bag is 3 meals.
Haven't had candy bars at all.
I have a Clif bar every day, but that's my snack between lunch and dinner, since I go 8 hours between those two meals.
Oh, and Sorrell, Methos HAS been a dick to me here on Uber, but he's a dick to everyone on Uber. I'm sure that if his monther made an account, he'd be a dick to her, too.
OFF Uber, he's actually a pretty decent guy. I'm not a bommsom buddy or anything, but we had a good chat a while ago, he gave me some tips and ideas, and they've worked. That's why I'm thanking him.
Plus the kicks in the ass.
So, um... Dayum.
Still trying to figure out how this has almost as many hits and reviews as my Electro post...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-13 16:47:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Jesus Christ!
You guys are worse than a room full of menstrating, water retaining, sore nippled women who just found out their boyfriends have been fucking their sisters!!!
Back to JayPeg's progress.
GO JAY
GO JAY
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
GO JAY
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:28:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey, burnin' calories is burnin' calories. Whom are you to judge?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:14:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
well at least you didn't say knuckle shuffle. maybe that's where he is. he can reach his dick now and he really is taking shlongy's suggestion.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:12:14 EDT (#)
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In the immortal words of Jay "truffle shuffle" Peg.
P
F
2
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Way to go Jay. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Molari (user info) at 2006-06-13 11:06:47 EDT (#)
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Good for you man, glad to hear it :D Not many people can do what you have done.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:51:09 EDT (#)
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It's from the movie Wall Street. According to IMDB.com:
"A young and impatient stockbroker is willing to do anything to get to the top, including trading on illegal inside information taken through a ruthless and greedy corporate raider whom takes the youth under his wing."
Michael Douglas is Gordon Geko, the "ruthless and greedy corporate raider."
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:48:30 EDT (#)
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Greed is good, Caul, and lunch is for wimps. """
???
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:46:20 EDT (#)
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touché
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:38:50 EDT (#)
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Who the fuck is Kenneth Lay
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:38:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:35:37 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:31:25 (#)
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Yea, around there while I go to school. Combined with my wife's salary we make a pretty good living. I've never claimed to be rich, Apollo, just that my job isn't secretarial.
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Um, you did sound like you were Warren Buffet's padawan.
"I DEAL WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND I MAKE THE WORLD ECONOMY GO ROUND!"
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Gordon Geko, actually. Greed is good, Caul, and lunch is for wimps.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:36:35 EDT (#)
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And Apollo, Nick Leeson? Really? Do you realize just about everyone (especially my fellow Americans) just scratched their heads and went, "Who the fuck is Nick Leeson?" You could have at least picked someone who was more relevent in the past, oh, ten years. Kenneth Lay, perhaps?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:31:25 (#)
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Yea, around there while I go to school. Combined with my wife's salary we make a pretty good living. I've never claimed to be rich, Apollo, just that my job isn't secretarial.
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Um, you did sound like you were Warren Buffet's padawan.
"I DEAL WITH HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS EVERY FIVE MINUTES AND I MAKE THE WORLD ECONOMY GO ROUND!"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:34:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:30:19 (#)
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What can I do to help regain your interest? How's this:
A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. He puts the duck on the bar and ask the bartender to get him a beer. When the bartender asks what the guy's doing with the duck, the man replies, "I've been told that quackers soak up beer so you don't get drunk as fast."
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Actually better than most of your "jokes".
You should write humor for Reader's Digest.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:33:59 EDT (#)
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If we're going to argue, we really should do it elsewhere; when Jay sees this, he's going to shit his pants from joy and say something incredibly retarded; the collective uber groan will be deafening
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:31:25 EDT (#)
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Yea, around there while I go to school. Combined with my wife's salary we make a pretty good living. I've never claimed to be rich, Apollo, just that my job isn't secretarial.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:30:19 EDT (#)
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What can I do to help regain your interest? How's this:
A man walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. He puts the duck on the bar and ask the bartender to get him a beer. When the bartender asks what the guy's doing with the duck, the man replies, "I've been told that quackers soak up beer so you don't get drunk as fast."
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:30:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:25:06 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:11:54 (#)
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>> *I* am a stick figure? Yeah, I bet you're a real Don Juan you little midget hahaha: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68232
Midget? I'm 5'11," which is the average height for men. And yea, I was always able to pull tail. Moreso than you, definitely. You look like a combination of a rat and Derek Zoolander. I'm not saying this to be a dick, it's the honest truth.
>> I'm not serious with anyone here. And nobody is being an asshole to you. Pulling your chain is just so fucking easy.
But see, I really try to never do that to others unless I'm provoked or unless somoene's post is so blantantly awful that it deserves mentioning. See, only certain people make me react like this, because they're constantly on me about something like they're just *so much* better than me. Most of the time I'm fine with whatever. For instance, I know Shlongy's a dick and is always around, so I never take his nonsense personally. I used to, but after I got to know him he never bothered me.
>> Sounds awfully procedural. You learned your silly tasks by heart and you never take any decision. Yep, it's a chick job.
Silly tasks? Entering stock tickets is a silly task? Are you really that arrogant? It's not like I'm Peter Gibbons sitting in Initech typing up TSP reports, I'm dealing with hundreds of thousands of dollars every day, and if I screw up (which I do not) it's a big deal. If there's a problem with a trade, I call New York and fix it. A chick job is what the Sales Assistants around here do. They type up stuff to send to clients, answer phones for brokers, etc. But what do YO do that's so important, Alain? ""
you told us you earn 27,000 per year.
Yeah nice one Nick Leeson.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:27:35 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:25:56 (#)
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10:25, let's keep it going. Where the fuck is Caul? This nonsense has made the last two days fly by.
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I got work to do and to be honest, I'm not even following the arugment anymore.
Just vomitting no my keyboard whatever comes to mind. I'm kinda bored.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:27:34 EDT (#)
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Inion, that's close enough that you could see the purple of A-Rod's lips.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:25:56 EDT (#)
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10:25, let's keep it going. Where the fuck is Caul? This nonsense has made the last two days fly by.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:25:05 EDT (#)
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um. that's close enough to eye derek jeter's ass when he's batting... i'm now considering purchasing a ticket.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:24:24 EDT (#)
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Dude, you literally say the same three or four things every single time you say something to me, so please refrain from acting like you're the patron saint of putdowns.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:20:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:08:39 (#)
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You bring it upon yourself, Tom. If I don't mindlessly +2 your posts like we have some sort of gay uber pact going on, you get all worked up about it and tell me to stop being an asshole.
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No, I really don't. Like I've said, I don't care how you rate what I post and I don't complain when you or anyone -2s it. It's the shit you say that I reply to. Like I expect people to +2 everything. I don't. I just want to post what I want and not have to worry about you whining about how it's not up to your oh-so-high standards and that I'm only trying to get on Bored at Work. That's the only issue I have with it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:19:28 EDT (#)
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38 rows behind home plate, face value, 50 bucks a ticket
I don't know how good those seats are to you, but they're not bad
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:18:49 EDT (#)
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haha give it a rest, your contrived Greek/French/fat jokes are really painful
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:16:49 EDT (#)
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how much are they and what seats?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:16:48 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:14:41 (#)
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I'll come back later to see how well you're winning this incredibly mature internet argument, champ. Stand up and puff your chest out, faggot, you're an internet champion!
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Holy shit, the irony in these two senteces is breathtaking. Wow.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:14:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:05:51 (#)
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}}If you want Yankees tickets, by the way, let me know soon because this asshole at work is going to sell them all off soon
-- Do you ever pay attention, or has all the pollution in NYC completely destroyed your brain? I said it's not going to be this year, it's going to be next year. Besides, even if it was going to be this year, the only home series they have left against the Sox is coming up here in a few weeks, if I recall correctly.
}}Awwwww, that's cute, I whine and cry about something that I mentioned ONCE on this post to make a point. I didn't say anything about my personal info; I said that you should do it as a courtesy to people who don't want their personal info on here, including myself.
I really don't understand your thought process; your logic is almost as baffling as ETS concocting yet another conspiracy theory. You make absolutely no sense.
-- Whoa, that's crossing a line. Don't even compare me to someone who takes pictures of himself brandishing a hunting knife and says he wants to live like the Unabomber for a year just to see what happens.
Quit your God damned crying about something as mudane as usage of your first name. There must be half a million people with your name in the greater NYC area. Seriously, you post your OWN picture and your website which you have posted declares that you live in New York. You have also mentioned this on occasion. But my using your first name is an issue? Wow. Your train of thought is broken down in the station.
Regardless, over the past few posts I've discontinued using your and Caul's name, just to shut you up....but you keep on going about it. You're like a chick. An overweight Greek chick with french fry grease on the side of her face. Shut up.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:14:41 EDT (#)
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I have to actually get some work done so go ahead and regurgitate an amalgamation of insults you've taken from Caul, myself, and various other people who don't find you funny; I'll come back later to see how well you're winning this incredibly mature internet argument, champ.
You must be sooo proud right now arguing like this! Not only are you arguing with me, you're arguing with Caul at the same time!
Stand up and puff your chest out, faggot, you're an internet champion!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:08:39 EDT (#)
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You bring it upon yourself, Tom. If I don't mindlessly +2 your posts like we have some sort of gay uber pact going on, you get all worked up about it and tell me to stop being an asshole.
You know who else does that?
Electro.
Yeah.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:06:29 EDT (#)
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Actually Caul, your reveiws are a non issue. I'm referring to Method when I mention that. You're just a dickhole at all times to all people....but you already knew that, didn't you?
Pussy....ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....seriously, thanks for that. I actually laughed out loud. Good stuff.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:05:51 EDT (#)
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If you want Yankees tickets, by the way, let me know soon because this asshole at work is going to sell them all off soon
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:04:42 EDT (#)
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Awwwww, that's cute, I whine and cry about something that I mentioned ONCE on this post to make a point. I didn't say anything about my personal info; I said that you should do it as a courtesy to people who don't want their personal info on here, including myself.
I really don't understand your thought process; your logic is almost as baffling as ETS concocting yet another conspiracy theory. You make absolutely no sense.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:02:57 EDT (#)
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I don't even remember rating one of Tom's posts. So much for saying we always attack him.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 10:02:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:55:29 (#)
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Yeah, it's hysterical Tom, he's such an internet loser that you feel the need to call him by his first name and act like you're best buddies just to feel some sort of pseudo camraderie with him.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!! I LOVE IT!!
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:59:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:51:20 (#)
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Oh, so when you post, I should stay away? Just like when people ask you not to call them by their names, you do it anyway?
I rate your posts accordingly, faggot. Some of them I find amusing, some I find absolutely horrid. Not my problem if you can't handle a little criticism. Don't post stories, ESPECIALLY here, if you're going to get upset every time someone gives you anything less than a +2
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I think we've established that I don't give a shit how you or anyone else rates what I post, but the whole "OMG!! +2" routine every single time I post something is really old.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:49:17 (#)
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And don't say you do it because you geet a kick out of pissing us off, because you do it to everyone. You do it because you're lacking in any sort of real social life and feel the need to get closer to internet strangers in any pathetic way you can.
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I already said that's not why I do it. Try to keep up, kiddo. And yea, I refer to people by their given names because I lack a social life...said by the person who has to attack strangers online (with no fear of reprisal thanks to his pseudonym) to make himself feel important. You just keep on contradicting yourself over and over. It's ok for you to get angry but it's not ok for others to reply. It's ok for you to harass people (not just me, either), but when someone does something you don't like you get your panties in a bunch and go off on them some more. You whine and cry about how you're worried about your personal info being posted on here and then you threaten to post someone else's.
It's fun to watch.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:56:48 EDT (#)
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I told you not to tell anyone my nickname, Inion, you filthy slut
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:55:29 EDT (#)
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Yeah, it's hysterical Tom, he's such an internet loser that you feel the need to call him by his first name and act like you're best buddies just to feel some sort of pseudo camraderie with him.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:54:27 EDT (#)
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at least he's not calling you georgette or something. it could always get worse.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:53:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:31 (#)
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That's because mentionning you is sufficient enough to get a rise out of you, you little pussy
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Did you actually just call someone a pussy over the internet!? Some internet dork called me a pussy online!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ahhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!! Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!! You're too much!! I love reading the shit you come back with. Keep up the good work.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:52:16 EDT (#)
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Where the hell is Jay anyway? Do you think he's masturbating to this ridiculous argument on his post right now?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:51:20 EDT (#)
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Oh, so when you post, I should stay away? Just like when people ask you not to call them by their names, you do it anyway?
I rate your posts accordingly, faggot. Some of them I find amusing, some I find absolutely horrid. Not my problem if you can't handle a little criticism. Don't post stories, ESPECIALLY here, if you're going to get upset every time someone gives you anything less than a +2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:49:17 EDT (#)
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And don't say you do it because you geet a kick out of pissing us off, because you do it to everyone. You do it because you're lacking in any sort of real social life and feel the need to get closer to internet strangers in any pathetic way you can.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:49:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:44:15 (#)
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU NOT TO CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAME, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DOING IT? What the fuck is wrong with you dude?
Seriously??
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If someone asks you to stop harassing them every time they make a review or write a post, then why do YOU insist on doing it? What the fuck is wrong with YOU, "dude"?
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:20 (#)
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Would you like it if I posted all of your personal details right now? And don't call my bluff.
2560
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WOW. You just COMPLETELY contradicted your entire point. Way to go brainiac! Go right ahead and post it, if that will make you feel better about yourself. Considering I don't live at 2560 Eastgate Drive anymore, I really don't give a shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:47:24 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:26 (#)
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**laughs**
Translation: **cries***
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:55 (#)
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It really makes the day go by quickly, Inion. Like right now I'm sitting here listening to my iPod and arguing back and forth with Method and Caul and it's already 9:45. A whole hour has flown by. AWESOME!
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That's because mentionning you is sufficient enough to get a rise out of you, you little pussy.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:45:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:42:53 (#)
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And the people you mentioned, I DO call my boss by his first name."""
Oh yeah, we've read that you're real close to "Brian". You're the local buffoon, with all your super funny antics.
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**laughs**
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:44:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:31:55 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:22:29 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
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worst analogy in human history
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Most asinine hyperbole ever.
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Um...ok. But that doesn't change the fact that this pot/kettle silly analogy is still overused by dim-witted people such as yourself.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:44:15 EDT (#)
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IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU NOT TO CALL THEM BY THEIR FIRST NAME, WHY DO YOU INSIST ON DOING IT? What the fuck is wrong with you dude?
Seriously??
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:55 EDT (#)
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It really makes the day go by quickly, Inion. Like right now I'm sitting here listening to my iPod and arguing back and forth with Method and Caul and it's already 9:45. A whole hour has flown by. AWESOME!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:43:20 EDT (#)
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You really don't get it, do you? I thought you had half a brain in your head, but you've just proven me totally wrong.
Nice try going with the "crybaby" routine on me, but too bad it really doesn't apply here whatsoever.
Would you like it if I posted all of your personal details right now?
And don't call my bluff.
2560
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:42:53 EDT (#)
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And the people you mentioned, I DO call my boss by his first name."""
Oh yeah, we've read that you're real close to "Brian". You're the local buffoon, with all your super funny antics.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:41:30 EDT (#)
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ooooh live entertainment again! sweeeeet.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:31:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:22:29 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
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worst analogy in human history
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Most asinine hyperbole ever.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:28:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:15:41 (#)
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Looks like it's going to be another day at work wasted arguing on Uber.
At least I'm getting paid for this = /
Spooner and Jared and others choose to use their names here, so it's ok if you call them by their names. If I wanted you to call me by my name, I would use it here. The only reason anyone knows my name is because that bobble headed giraffe AJ started calling me George after we actually MET.
By your logic, it would be ok to call everyone by their first names, even dignitaries and heads of state. Do you call your boss by his first name? Do you call the owner of your company by his first name? Would you call the President by his first name if you met him, even though he's a retard? No, you wouldn't, unless they specifically told you to. It's rude and disrespectful.
You don't know anyone here personally, so stop acting like you do.
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God damn, do you need a fucking hanky to wipe the tears away? Waaaaaaah!!!! STOP CALLING ME BY MY NAME!!!! WAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
And the people you mentioned, I DO call my boss by his first name. And the other two are important people in day to day life. You're just some dipshit online who can't be bothered to quit acting like an asshole to people, so why would I respect your wishes? Why should I show you an ounce of courtesy when you continue to act like an ass to me and everyone else? Pffft. No way. Besides, everyone on here knows your name is George. Everone knows Caul's name is Alain. Fucking deal with it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:23:47 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:06:17 (#)
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}Yeah, you never called me obese. Just overweight. Big difference, eh?
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Well, you ARE overweight, so um, yea.
}Tom, did you ever stop to think that people don't want their real names used on here for a reason? Have you not witnessed the petty immature shit that goes on around here when it comes to personal information? There's a reason very few people know my last name here; it's because all the retards on here would have a field day giggling to themselves and paying $50 to US Search just to find out all my personal info and plastering it all over Uber.
Stop being paranoid. No one is going to do anything to you unless you provoke a looney once too many times. My outgoing name on here is my real name. Even when I had those issues with the fans of a talentless band, I never received a single phone call or visit from anyone because 99% of the people on this communications medium known as the World Wide Web are cowards who wouldn't have the balls to even mouth off to someone in the real world....let alone track them down and do anything to them.
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It seems to me that the only people who have a problem with other using their first names are the ones who run around acting like bastards. Here's a thought, if you don't want to be held accountable for your shenanigans by a raging psychopath who would pay some search engine to find your address and come visit you with a barbed-wire covered two by four, then I suggest you tone down your online persona a touch. Until then don't use people using your name as a scapegoat.
}Being a pompous ass and calling people by their names makes you a bigger asshole than I could ever be. Of course, I shouldn't talk, I make fun of Caul and his last name all the time, but I don't run around calling him Alain acting like we're the best of friends. You and Bob do it incessantly, and Bob is a teenager. What does that say about you?
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I'm being a pompous ass by calling someone who I've communicated with more than 50-some times by his real first name? Ok, if you say so. But really, is it worse to call him Alain because I know his name or is it worse to mouth off and call him by his last name? I'm sure there are thousands of people in Montreal names Alain, but how many people who live their share his last name? Again, you're being a hypocrite. And it's like I said, I don't act like you and I or "Caul" and I are friends. I just happen to know the guy's first name, so I use it.
Finally, Bob and I are not the only two people who do so, so your comparison is lame....like always. Quit being such a whiny baby about the usage of actual first names. Man up and deal with it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:22:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
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worst analogy in human history
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:15:41 EDT (#)
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Looks like it's going to be another day at work wasted arguing on Uber.
At least I'm getting paid for this = /
Spooner and Jared and others choose to use their names here, so it's ok if you call them by their names. If I wanted you to call me by my name, I would use it here. The only reason anyone knows my name is because that bobble headed giraffe AJ started calling me George after we actually MET.
By your logic, it would be ok to call everyone by their first names, even dignitaries and heads of state. Do you call your boss by his first name? Do you call the owner of your company by his first name? Would you call the President by his first name if you met him, even though he's a retard? No, you wouldn't, unless they specifically told you to. It's rude and disrespectful.
You don't know anyone here personally, so stop acting like you do.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:06:17 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:25:04 (#)
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You're just an overweight Greek guy in a New York apartment who spends entirely too much time abusing people online. Wow. Impressive.
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Yeah, you never called me obese. Just overweight. Big difference, eh?
Tom, did you ever stop to think that people don't want their real names used on here for a reason? Have you not witnessed the petty immature shit that goes on around here when it comes to personal information?
There's a reason very few people know my last name here; it's because all the retards on here would have a field day giggling to themselves and paying $50 to US Search just to find out all my personal info and plastering it all over Uber.
Being a pompous ass and calling people by their names makes you a bigger asshole than I could ever be.
Of course, I shouldn't talk, I make fun of Caul and his last name all the time, but I don't run around calling him Alain acting like we're the best of friends.
You and Bob do it incessantly, and Bob is a teenager. What does that say about you?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 09:04:46 EDT (#)
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Pot paging the kettle. Pot paging the kettle. You're a hypocrite. That is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:56:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:44:50 (#)
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Is your name Alain? Then I'm going to call you Alain. If you want, I could be like you and just call you LaFlamme. Hey LaFlamme, tell us some more stories about your wine drinking escapades with an old Parisian friend. Did he call you after?
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Another painful joke provided by our local stand-up comic.
*APPLAUD*
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:44:50 EDT (#)
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Is your name Alain? Then I'm going to call you Alain. If you want, I could be like you and just call you LaFlamme. Hey LaFlamme, tell us some more stories about your wine drinking escapades with an old Parisian friend. Did he call you after?
It's like I told George, I know your name, so I'm calling you by your name. I don't do it because I think we're brothers or friends and I don't do it to piss you off. I do it because I've been around here for a long time and have talked to you several times and I know your name is Alain. Just like I call "JMG" Jared or "Spooner" Spencer.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:36:37 EDT (#)
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Tom, stop using my first name, Tom, like we're brothers, Tom, ok, Tom?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:35:29 EDT (#)
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Alain, while you may not consider the stuff you do a career, the point was, it's something you could do for the rest of your life and whatnot. I know this job isn't something to make a living on...it just pays the bills.
If I was so inclined, I could take the Series 7 and become a broker in six months, but I really don't want to do that. It's not what I'm going to school for.
George, I never said you wer obese.
Speaking of obese, I'm going to sit here and enjoy my cinammon raisin bagel that I covered with cinammon/brown sugar cream cheese. Then I fully intend to eat a Big Mac for lunch. With any luck, I'll put on five pounds before 5 PM.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:27:20 EDT (#)
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chipolatte is a dirty kike
AU FOUR LES JUIFS!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-13 08:00:36 EDT (#)
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Chipo are you fucking kidding me? You are one of THE ugliest motherfuckers to grace this fucking nerdfest of a website, you have no room to be talking shit about anyone else.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/63221
wow....just.....wow.....
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:34:51 EDT (#)
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jesus, i didn't honestly think that there were a lot of fat stereotypical computer dorks on this site...but apparently there are.
hey, no seriously, congrats though.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:31:56 EDT (#)
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Tim needs to quit drinking
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:29:22 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:49:23 (#)
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I'm really a 400 pound black man named Aloysius. Surprise!
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Method is really a 600 pound black woman named Latrina. Likes it in the shitter. . .
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-13 07:17:38 EDT (#)
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congrats.
i'm down to 282, from my peak of 305.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-13 02:47:07 EDT (#)
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my god sorrell is a pussy
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 21:49:23 EDT (#)
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I'm really a 400 pound black man named Aloysius. Surprise!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:44:08 EDT (#)
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Surprise me.
Which means rape, I suppose.
Whore
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:17:37 EDT (#)
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OK. Can I rape you or do we have to do it regular-like?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:13:39 EDT (#)
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I dont know. Shutup and lets fuck
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:13:26 EDT (#)
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Yes. Very. Why?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:10:34 EDT (#)
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Umm......what? Are you daft, woman?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 19:06:33 EDT (#)
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Don't be silly Method, homeless people don't have steaks or fridges.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 18:57:54 EDT (#)
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Hell, I'm morbidly obese according to Sorrell, and even I know how stupid being nice to people I don't give a shit about is.
My landlord is 85 years old, and he tells me anything and everything.
The other day, he says to me verbatim "Hey George, I went to fart before, and I shit my drawers. Hey, I got a steak in the fridge if you're hungry".
I put up with that because I have to live with the guy and he's actually quite nice and generous if you're good to him.
Now, if it was a homeless person that said that to me, I would have punched him in the face and stolen his shopping cart.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:42:49 EDT (#)
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That would be awesome.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:40:16 EDT (#)
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Maybe JayPeg will become super lean chick magnet and he will realize the whole idiocy behind the concept of being nice like he is now.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:30:52 EDT (#)
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Way 2 B, J! Keep it up! Seriously, until you get to your goal(s), this will have to become like a religion to you.
"EAT NOT THY DONUT LEST YE BE CURSED!" and so on.
Just remember, you didn't get fat overnight, so getting slim will take awhile too. It'll be worth it though.
You're taking the pounds off at a nice slow rate; that's good.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:20:19 EDT (#)
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Go rape an underage boy, it will wake you right up.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:19:19 EDT (#)
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I,m getting tired and untelligible
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:18:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:02:16 (#)
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Are you not understanding me? If there's a problem with a trade or with compliance, I have to call and get it fixed. There is an actual thought process involved, and sometimes the "training" (I literally trained myself as I went along) has little to no bearing on what happens most of the time. The real issue here is that you're in your career. I'm working in a JOB until I finish school and get my degree. Your career is obviously more important than my job, but that doesn't make mine worthless.
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A career? Working in an office is not a career. It's prostitution. It's good money but I consider being a construction worker or a washing dishes more worthy than any type of work that can be done in an office.
When's the last time you left your office and truly felt like you accomplished something? Last time I felt like that is when I did body work on my brothers pick up truck. Or help my uncle to fix his residential buildings. Or help my dad fix his garden pump. Or even shoveling the snow in my parking.
But I sure have never felt like working in a cubicle was a career. When I become a garbageman I might think otherwise but until then I'M A CORPORATE WHORE!
Working in a cubicle is not a career.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:12:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:53:23 (#)
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stop raping underaged boys
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NEVER
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:06:04 EDT (#)
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But whatever, it's 5:00 and time to go home.
Tune in tomorrow to see Alain tell us about his 12 inch penis and all the different women it has impaled. Same Bat time. Same Bat channel.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:04:05 EDT (#)
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So something goes wrong, you pick up the phone, and someone ELSE fixes it?
Ummm yeah......oooook........not really helpin your cause out much, Tom.
I'm just sayin........
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:02:22 EDT (#)
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I'm 5'2" and I have a tiny penis = (
I'm moving to Japan
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:02:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:45:52 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:11:54 (#)
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>> Your far-fetched comparisons hurt my feelings Tom. Yeah, I suppose that marrying the first chick that had interest in you is really a display of "pulling tail". But like you said, she's the hottest chick in the universe, until we see her picture that is.
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Far-fetched comparisons? ha ha ha....ok. Alain, I'm not going to get into a "how many women have you slept with, let's get out a ruler and measure our cocks to see whose is bigger" type conversation. All I'll say is that I've never had problems talking to or meeting women. My wife just happened to be the first one I fell in love with.
Also, I will NEVER post a picture of her on this or any other internet website. Ever. If I ever choose to attend an Uber Con, go to a baseball game in NYC and see Method at some point, or play golf with Laben down in Carolina, you can hear from them how hot she is.
>> So what you're saying is that you're a crybaby? That's what I read anyway.
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Blah blah blah. Insert same lame comment as before. Rinse. Repeat.
>> What I do? I'm a consultant in the most boring platform in human history...MainFrame. Since there isn't one single young person who knows that shit, there is a huge demand. I go from clients to client (usually place with lots of data volume...banks, insurance companies, government ministaries, etc) and I help out in whatever need they have. Sometimes I do analysis, sometimes I only program, sometimes I do both, sometime I take care of the environments, sometimes I do fuck all...depends of the client.
I was once in charge of major technical aspects of a bank merger which involved millions of dollars and it wasn't more complicated than the shit I do now. Dealing with money doesn't make you important. And your job seems rather procedural. When's the last time you had to come up with an impossible solution under pressure? You just follow your training like a burger flipper and it everything goes smoothly.
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Are you not understanding me? If there's a problem with a trade or with compliance, I have to call and get it fixed. There is an actual thought process involved, and sometimes the "training" (I literally trained myself as I went along) has little to no bearing on what happens most of the time. The real issue here is that you're in your career. I'm working in a JOB until I finish school and get my degree. Your career is obviously more important than my job, but that doesn't make mine worthless.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 17:00:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:50:53 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:47:44 (#)
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5'11 is kinda short. but that's taller than the majority if male porn stars. go fig. the guys who get the most pussy, and get paid to do it, are short.
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5'11 in our generation is relatively short, indeed. And that 11 looks rounded up. But apparently Tom is HAWT SHIT (from afar; in a blurry picture; with ugly old men to stand out of the crowd).
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yeah but most chicks are still freakin midgets so i guess it works out. i mean hey if you're only 5'4 in heels who the hell are you to complain? i think 5'10 is still average though for american men so he could do worse.
besides, everyone knows it's about the size of your cock.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:58:00 EDT (#)
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...Then, he's going to threaten to "blow you" for "getting him motivated" to lose the weight...again...
Then, he's going to suggest that you two "get together the next time he's in the NYC area, so he can buy you a drink" because you two are "Uber friends"...
Then, he's gonna go to the kitchen and make himself a sandwich the size of a lawn mower.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:57:16 EDT (#)
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wow you're still going.
how's that workin out for y'all?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:55:57 EDT (#)
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He's going to rattle off a list of people he needs to thank, like he's at the fuckin Academy awards
"First off, I want to thank God for the heat he has blessed me with on this post"........
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:53:25 EDT (#)
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You friggin' women just gave greening a raging boner - a scary thought - by heating up this piece of shit post of his.
$200 says he comments on the "heat". (He already has like 4 times in this post) Who wants some?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:53:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:52:31 (#)
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Short guys are better in bed because they feel like they have more to prove.
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That's because you never had any tall guys and stop raping underaged boys.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:52:31 EDT (#)
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Short guys are better in bed because they feel like they have more to prove.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:50:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:47:44 (#)
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5'11 is kinda short. but that's taller than the majority if male porn stars. go fig. the guys who get the most pussy, and get paid to do it, are short.
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5'11 in our generation is relatively short, indeed. And that 11 looks rounded up. But apparently Tom is HAWT SHIT (from afar; in a blurry picture; with ugly old men to stand out of the crowd).
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:49:39 EDT (#)
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Method (See below);
You may want to check in yourself, there, Sporto.
I have the right post.
You have your head crammed up your ass, apparently.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:03:50 (#)
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You may have a thing or two on me in the gulley-yodeling department, Harrelson, but only because I've heard it's different when the man has to take his teeth out first. All gummy and tonguey and such.
Fixodent and forget it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:48:03 EDT (#)
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Oh wait, my bad, looks like you actually ARE lucid today
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:47:44 EDT (#)
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5'11 is kinda short. but that's taller than the majority if male porn stars. go fig. the guys who get the most pussy, and get paid to do it, are short.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:47:29 EDT (#)
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Posting reviews on the wrong post is a sure sign of senility, Shlongy.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:45:53 EDT (#)
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These teeth are real...pearly white...and perfectly aligned. But my balls do sport some grey hairs. That's why we shave 'em once a week or so.
But it was at least a noble attempt on your part, Burnsie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:45:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:11:54 (#)
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Midget? I'm 5'11," which is the average height for men. And yea, I was always able to pull tail. Moreso than you, definitely. You look like a combination of a rat and Derek Zoolander. I'm not saying this to be a dick, it's the honest truth. """
>> Your far-fetched comparisons hurt my feelings Tom. Yeah, I suppose that marrying the first chick that had interest in you is really a display of "pulling tail". But like you said, she's the hottest chick in the universe, until we see her picture that is.
But see, I really try to never do that to others unless I'm provoked or unless somoene's post is so blantantly awful that it deserves mentioning. See, only certain people make me react like this, because they're constantly on me about something like they're just *so much* better than me. Most of the time I'm fine with whatever. For instance, I know Shlongy's a dick and is always around, so I never take his nonsense personally. I used to, but after I got to know him he never bothered me."""
>> So what you're saying is that you're a crybaby? That's what I read anyway.
Silly tasks? Entering stock tickets is a silly task? Are you really that arrogant? It's not like I'm Peter Gibbons sitting in Initech typing up TSP reports, I'm dealing with hundreds of thousands of dollars every day, and if I screw up (which I do not) it's a big deal. If there's a problem with a trade, I call New York and fix it. A chick job is what the Sales Assistants around here do. They type up stuff to send to clients, answer phones for brokers, etc. But what do YO do that's so important, Alain? """
>> What I do? I'm a consultant in the most boring platform in human history...MainFrame. Since there isn't one single young person who knows that shit, there is a huge demand. I go from clients to client (usually place with lots of data volume...banks, insurance companies, government ministaries, etc) and I help out in whatever need they have. Sometimes I do analysis, sometimes I only program, sometimes I do both, sometime I take care of the environments, sometimes I do fuck all...depends of the client.
I was once in charge of major technical aspects of a bank merger which involved millions of dollars and it wasn't more complicated than the shit I do now. Dealing with money doesn't make you important. And your job seems rather procedural. When's the last time you had to come up with an impossible solution under pressure? You just follow your training like a burger flipper and it everything goes smoothly.
(This pissing contest is retarded but it's bothering you, you fucking crybaby)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:39:54 EDT (#)
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Just think, Jaypig is snoring and drooling peacefully in his race car bed, the ass flap of his one-piece pajamas billowing in the "wind", (which, coincidentally, his mother tells him is "Heavens Bakery") while we're here arguing like a bunch of children.
You should be ashamed of yourselves.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:33:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:29:44 (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:13:09 (#)
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...I have nothing of note to write about lately, and every time I do, I see some moron being an ass. """
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I told you already. Stop thinking you're a comedian. You set up your jokes like you're on stage adressing your audience and it's painful to see.
Most people chat and say random crap whereas you're really trying: "So yes...I was walking down the street. Ok? And um, I cross this man. I say hello, he says hello. THEN! *imitates fart* *giggles* I FARTED! What do you think? Huh? Funny, no? FART! POO! HAHAHA""
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That's not what I do at all, Alain. And people have liked the stuff I've posted since I came here almost three years ago, so why on earth would I change my style because some pissed off French-Canadian doesn't like it? Hmm? Oui? Non? Maple Leafs?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:31:55 EDT (#)
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And FYI, like I said, once I log off, this stuff is forgotten. If I saw any of you on the street, I wouldn't try to fight you or anything. But you need to think, you people go to Ubercons or whatever, right? At some point, you're going to piss off some emotianlly unstable person (*cough*BL*cough*) who can not differenciate between internet and reality and they're going to come after you with a machete or something.
Of course, somoene would probably take pictures of the situation, then post said pictures on here under the title "Method Gets Murdered" and be flooded with +2s.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:29:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:13:09 (#)
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...I have nothing of note to write about lately, and every time I do, I see some moron being an ass. """
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I told you already. Stop thinking you're a comedian. You set up your jokes like you're on stage adressing your audience and it's painful to see.
Most people chat and say random crap whereas you're really trying: "So yes...I was walking down the street. Ok? And um, I cross this man. I say hello, he says hello. THEN! *imitates fart* *giggles* I FARTED! What do you think? Huh? Funny, no? FART! POO! HAHAHA""
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:27:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:18:19 (#)
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Waaaaaaaa someones being mean to me on the internet, Mommy
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Get over it Sally
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Shut the fuck up, before I come to NYC and slap you across the face with a cannoli....which you'd probably end up eating off the floor.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:25:06 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:11:54 (#)
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>> *I* am a stick figure? Yeah, I bet you're a real Don Juan you little midget hahaha: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68232
Midget? I'm 5'11," which is the average height for men. And yea, I was always able to pull tail. Moreso than you, definitely. You look like a combination of a rat and Derek Zoolander. I'm not saying this to be a dick, it's the honest truth.
>> I'm not serious with anyone here. And nobody is being an asshole to you. Pulling your chain is just so fucking easy.
But see, I really try to never do that to others unless I'm provoked or unless somoene's post is so blantantly awful that it deserves mentioning. See, only certain people make me react like this, because they're constantly on me about something like they're just *so much* better than me. Most of the time I'm fine with whatever. For instance, I know Shlongy's a dick and is always around, so I never take his nonsense personally. I used to, but after I got to know him he never bothered me.
>> Sounds awfully procedural. You learned your silly tasks by heart and you never take any decision. Yep, it's a chick job.
Silly tasks? Entering stock tickets is a silly task? Are you really that arrogant? It's not like I'm Peter Gibbons sitting in Initech typing up TSP reports, I'm dealing with hundreds of thousands of dollars every day, and if I screw up (which I do not) it's a big deal. If there's a problem with a trade, I call New York and fix it. A chick job is what the Sales Assistants around here do. They type up stuff to send to clients, answer phones for brokers, etc. But what do YO do that's so important, Alain?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:18:42 EDT (#)
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P.S. See you at the game on Saturday? You bringing the beers or am I?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:18:19 EDT (#)
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Waaaaaaaa someones being mean to me on the internet, Mommy
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Get over it Sally
And you wonder why I call you a crybaby faggot.
This is getting boring. It's just too easy to fuck with you.
Maybe I should get some work done
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:13:09 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:07:46 (#)
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I'm going back to work, pumpkin, if it'll make you feel better, you won this internet argument hands down!
You're a bigger man than I am. I bow down to your superior arguing skills and your superior...welll, everything. I am a waste of oxygen, I acknowledge that. I can only aspire to be as nice and charitable and benevolent as you one day.
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I never claimed to be nice and charitable. I'm just not an asshole to people on here for no reason. I come here because I like to write and post stuff, it's just that I have nothing of note to write about lately, and every time I do, I see some moron being an ass.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:12:48 EDT (#)
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Tom, if you're going to sling insults, please use relevant ones.
See, when you said "dicknose", I naturally assumed you were talking about Shlongy, and disregarded it.
Things like that throw the WHOLE rhythm of an internet fight off.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:11:54 EDT (#)
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Wimpy? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha! Go "work out" some more, you stick figure. The only way you could kick anyone's ass would be by hitting them with a baseball bat...er, hockey stick.
And for the record, my wife is hotter than any chick you could ever even think about landing. """
>> *I* am a stick figure? Yeah, I bet you're a real Don Juan you little midget hahaha: http://www.ubersite.com/m/68232
You're not "obviously" anything, Alain. I don't know you. We're not friends. We don't chit chat outside this site, therefore I don't know when you're serious and when you're not. Because you're an asshole to just about everyone, I naturally assume you're serious when you're an asshole to me. """
>> I'm not serious with anyone here. And nobody is being an asshole to you. Pulling your chain is just so fucking easy.
Actually what I do is enter stock trades onto the NYSE system and verify the compliance of all orders written or entered on the system in our branch. If a broker screws up, I fix it. If a trade can't go through, I call New York and work with them until it executes. I scan in the necessary paperwork to do these trades. """
>> Sounds awfully procedural. You learned your silly tasks by heart and you never take any decision. Yep, it's a chick job.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:10:08 EDT (#)
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I'm not angry, dicknose. I'm replying. I am totally calm. Just because you repeat over and over that I'm angry does not make it so. Did it ever occur to you that I'm bored as FUCK and I like to argue? While I don't enjoy the assholishness of some people, I still enjoy the back and forth, and nothing makes time go by quicker than typing up a 500 word reply to someone. You see, if I were busy here I would have logged off hours ago, but aside from the few tickets I've entered today I've had nothing important to do.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:07:46 EDT (#)
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I'm going back to work, pumpkin, if it'll make you feel better, you won this internet argument hands down!
You're a bigger man than I am.
I bow down to your superior arguing skills and your superior...welll, everything.
I am a waste of oxygen, I acknowledge that.
I can only aspire to be as nice and charitable and benevolent as you one day.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:04:40 EDT (#)
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You're so ANGRY, I love it!
You seem to have some anger management issues, Tom.
Repeat after me:
Goooooooooooooooos fabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Goooooooooooooooos fabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Goooooooooooooooos fabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Goooooooooooooooos fabaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
There, feel better sweetie?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:03:50 EDT (#)
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You may have a thing or two on me in the gulley-yodeling department, Harrelson, but only because I've heard it's different when the man has to take his teeth out first. All gummy and tonguey and such.
Fixodent and forget it.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:03:01 EDT (#)
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Good for you.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:02:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:57:11 (#)
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So just because he goaded you, you felt that you had to take the bait?
You're almost as bad as that retard that posted pictures of his penis.
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It's called replying to something someone said, shitbird. I wasn't "goaded" into anything.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:56:06 (#)
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Oh Thomas, whether I'm an asshole or whether I'm a nice guy on here doesn't matter.
If you're nice, you get shit on. If you're mean, you're branded an asshole and everyone hates you. At least I'm a funny asshole on here. You, on the other hand, are as unfunny as a box of triscuits in the desert
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I don't try to be a "funny asshole," because I don't need to trash people to make myself feel better about my life. I only become an asshole when some jackass starts up. And I'm not funny? Ok then. Whatever you say, Georgie. According to you and a few other people who like to "push buttons," perhaps I'm not funny. Other people would tend to disagree, and I tend to listen to the individuals who are not complete wastes of oxygen.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 16:00:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never eaten oatmeal in my life, Longfellow.
But I could teach you a thing or twelve about eating pussy...since it's obvious you've yet to snack on THAT delicacy in your life.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:57:11 EDT (#)
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So just because he goaded you, you felt that you had to take the bait?
You're almost as bad as that retard that posted pictures of his penis.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:56:06 EDT (#)
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Oh Thomas, whether I'm an asshole or whether I'm a nice guy on here doesn't matter.
If you're nice, you get shit on.
If you're mean, you're branded an asshole and everyone hates you.
At least I'm a funny asshole on here. You, on the other hand, are as unfunny as a box of triscuits in the desert
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:54:30 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:49:44 (#)
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Wow, defensive much?
Why would you feel the need to rattle off your credentials to him, Sorrell? Did you send your wife your resume when you first started dating?
What the holy hell is wrong with you?
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Um, http://www.ubersite.com/m/89022#2017727
I was replying to his post.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:52:47 EDT (#)
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When Jay wakes up, wipes the snot and drool off of his face, and comes to ubersite immediately before doing anything else, his eyes are going to light up and he's going to giggle like a little school girl when he sees all the arguing on HIS post.
It's as close as he'll ever get to hosting a party
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:51:37 EDT (#)
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Make sure he's had his Quaker Oats today, Method.
"Never grow old, never die...dipshit."
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:51:36 EDT (#)
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>>And just so you know, Sorrell, he didn't thank me for berating him for months, you fucking goober, he thanked me for making a post about him. Go read it and then stick your finger up your ass and whistle dixie.
I read that post a long time ago. You could have e-mailed that to him, but that's not your style. You have to show off in front of all the little sicophants on this website who think you're funny.
>>You're the kind of homo that gives your kids a time out when they misbehave instead of smacking them for fear of psychologically damaging them, huh? We'll see how well that works out when your son is a 15 year old homosexual Goth with lipstick and eyeliner, and a real affinity for shoving pentagrams up his ass.
Actually no, if I ever have kids they'll be dealt with accordingly. And why do I keep replying? Because I can. Because I want to. You think I look like an asshole because I'm replying? Pffft. You seriously need to get a life, man. I don't understand why you think it's so fun and cool to be a cock to people online. I've never seen someone take so much pride in how "cool" they are on the internet. It's completely pathetic.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:50:48 EDT (#)
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I have a giant vagina, Shlongy. Almost as big as your fucking nose.
It's time for your 4:00 Dixie cup full of pills, Wilford Brimley
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:49:44 EDT (#)
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Wow, defensive much?
Why would you feel the need to rattle off your credentials to him, Sorrell? Did you send your wife your resume when you first started dating?
What the holy hell is wrong with you?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:48:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Meoooooowwwwwww...cat fight on Uber Street!
Which one of you two ladies has the bigger vagina?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:45:56 EDT (#)
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>> I don't have anything to prove to a wimpy navy man who ended up with an assistant job and probably settle with a fat chick.
Wimpy? Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha! Go "work out" some more, you stick figure. The only way you could kick anyone's ass would be by hitting them with a baseball bat...er, hockey stick.
And for the record, my wife is hotter than any chick you could ever even think about landing.
>> We are obviously kidding. You're actually serious in your angry assumptions. It shows. You obviously give a shit, Tommy.
You're not "obviously" anything, Alain. I don't know you. We're not friends. We don't chit chat outside this site, therefore I don't know when you're serious and when you're not. Because you're an asshole to just about everyone, I naturally assume you're serious when you're an asshole to me.
>> Ok, you're the type of guy who makes power point presentation and fixes printers and settle the meeting...you're an assistant. Wahtever, you got a chick's job.
Actually what I do is enter stock trades onto the NYSE system and verify the compliance of all orders written or entered on the system in our branch. If a broker screws up, I fix it. If a trade can't go through, I call New York and work with them until it executes. I scan in the necessary paperwork to do these trades.
I do this as I'm going back to college, so even if it was a "chick's" job, which it is not, I really would not fucking care. I work in air conditioning, I'm not being shot at, and I'm not dealing with inaccurate intelligence every day like I had to do in the Navy. This job is a dream. Full medical and dental benefits. Two weeks vacation. Good pay. Relaxed environment (unless the market tanks like it's been doing lately). All of this while I'm going to school for free. The "Fun With Real E-mail" series is fact-based fiction. It's based on the people who work around me and the shit I hear. Half of the e-mail are completley made up in my own head.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:39:06 EDT (#)
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And just so you know, Sorrell, he didn't thank me for berating him for months, you fucking goober, he thanked me for making a post about him.
Go read it and then stick your finger up your ass and whistle dixie
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:38:17 EDT (#)
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Quiet Loki, I figure I can get another good two hours out of this guy until it's time to go home, making my day pass that much quicker.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:36:38 EDT (#)
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And by the way, you're making yourself look more and more like an asshole every time you open your mouth, ESPECIALLY after I told you that I'm purposely pushing your buttons.
Are you really that retarded? Why are you taking this so seriously? I don't understand why you're getting so steamed over this entire matter. Who cares how I did it, if I did anything at all, what matters is that it worked.
You're the kind of homo that gives your kids a time out when they misbehave instead of smacking them for fear of psychologically damaging them, huh?
We'll see how well that works out when your son is a 15 year old homosexual Goth with lipstick and eyeliner, and a real affinity for shoving pentagrams up his ass.
Your turn, Tom ol' boy
I'm rather enjoying this
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:35:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
mooooom the boyz are fighting
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:34:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+3 progress
-.5 still fat
-1.5 still fat on the inside
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:32:54 EDT (#)
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I dont know who Rasheed Wallace is, but he sounds black.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:30:12 EDT (#)
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"hahahahaha why? I didn't even say anything this time around, and you attacked me. I put forth an effort to actually get Jay off his fat ass, regardless of my method, and he thanked me for it. It wasn't even that serious."
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Your "effort" was berating the poor guy non-stop for months until he got so sick of your shit that he succumbed (succame?) to your harassment and finally did something. Let me call the people in charge of awarding prizes to the humanitarians of the world. I'm sure they'll be captivated by your story and Jay's triumph over adversity.
And you did say anything to me? I attacked you? So calling me a baby (again) and saying I'm an attention whore is "not saying anything" now? Wow. You're like Ubersite's Rasheed Wallace. You grab people and foul them all game long, then when they elbow you in the mouth while they're posting you play the victim and scream to the world about how you've been fouled.
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"I come here to vent on total strangers and say and do things that I normally wouldn't say, as most do here. This makes me that much more of a nice person in real life. What's the problem? Get off my back, you fucking weird stalker/secretary."
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Get off "your" back. Right. You're the one who shit-talks every single time I post something or reply to someone. And seriously, how miserable do you have to be to act the way you do online? "As do most people here"? Um, no. Just you and a few other people with psycological issues.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:29:47 EDT (#)
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Tom: http://www.callisto.si.usherb.ca/~ageefeus/secretaire.jpg
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:28:36 EDT (#)
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keep up the good work!!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:27:45 EDT (#)
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method, please for all of us... never ever ever grow a soul. you'd be useless with a conscience.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:27:38 EDT (#)
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The English on those, by the way, is so bad it's HYSTERICAL
"God, why am I such a fucky failure?"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:24:58 EDT (#)
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http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/filing.081.gif
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:24:36 EDT (#)
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http://www.mnftiu.cc/mnftiu.cc/images/filing.080.gif
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:23:16 EDT (#)
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administrative assistant?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:22:36 EDT (#)
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Sorrell is furiously mashing away at his keyboard, the vein on his forehead throbbing something awful, riiiiight about...............................NOW!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:22:27 EDT (#)
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Please note that the only thing Tom has done so far is DENY that he's a secretary while making sure to never mention what is his actual role and expertise.
I bet Tom has candies in a bowl at his cubicle like all secretaries do to fraternize with the staff with whom they have an inferiority complex.
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done mate
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey, Sorrell...after you're done picking up my dry cleaning, run my car through the car wash..
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:15:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:48:02 (#)
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*Alain's review above was provided by the person who was bragging about laying a few Canadian skanks to prove that he's "totally bitchin'."""
>> I don't have anything to prove to a wimpy navy man who ended up with an assistant job and probably settle with a fat chick.
I fire back venom that I receive and I'm the "Sword of Damocles." You guys can run amok and harass people nonstop, though. Right."""
>> We are obviously kidding. You're actually serious in your angry assumptions. It shows. You obviously give a shit, Tommy.
Of couse, according to him, Apollo and Method, I'm just an office bitch. A secretary. Nevermind that that statement has no basis in reality. They said it, so who am I to have an opinion? Yea, Alain works in an office too, but his job is better than mine. Just ask him, he'll tell you. Over and over and over. And over. Oui. """
>> Ok, you're the type of guy who makes power point presentation and fixes printers and settle the meeting...you're an assistant. Wahtever, you got a chick's job.
It's cool Alain, I'd be pissed off too if I looked like wet rat and the only piece of ass I could tag had eyes so far apart that she was consistently mistaken for a police horse. """
>> What kind of comparisons are these? They don't even make sense. Are you trying to be a comedian again?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:09:56 EDT (#)
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*cough*Air Force*cough*
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:09:10 EDT (#)
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what's wrong with being a secretary?
:(
:*(
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:08:39 EDT (#)
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Show your boobies, Preggie McPreggers
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:07:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome nerd fight. love it.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:05:33 EDT (#)
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**Makes me more of a nice person in real life because I get my frustrations out here, if that wasn't clear enough for you, Nancy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:04:27 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha why? I didn't even say anything this time around, and you attacked me. I put forth an effort to actually get Jay off his fat ass, regardless of my method, and he thanked me for it. It wasn't even that serious.
Like I won a goddamm Nobel Peace Prize or something, you dummy.
I come here to vent on total strangers and say and do things that I normally wouldn't say, as most do here.
This makes me that much more of a nice person in real life. What's the problem? Get off my back, you fucking weird stalker/secretary
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 15:00:57 EDT (#)
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I only get riled up on here. The second I step away from the computer, it doesn't bother me. But I HATE people who act like this on the internet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:59:19 EDT (#)
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Sorrell, I actually like you. You're good people.
You've been here long enough to know better than this.
And I'm only going to tell you this once, knowing full well this could put a damper on my future pokings and proddings at you. I guess I'll have to harass Electro that much more.
WE
DO
IT
TO
GET
A
RISE
OUT
OF
YOU
At least I do, anyway.
And you fall for it EVERY.FUCKING.TIME.
You, my friend, are what is considered a "mark". It's not even fun anymore, really, since it's so fucking easy to push your buttons.
Stop being such a crybaby faggot who gets all riled up over some "overweight Greek guy sitting in his basement apartment alone in NY"
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:49:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Hey Sorrell...go get me a cup of coffee and sharpen my pencil- I want to scratch my ass wit it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:48:02 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:38:57 (#)
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Tom is Uber's Sword of Damocles, waiting patiently to slay us with his final judgement.
Method is a lonely biiter man in an apartment because he told JayPeg that he was fat.
JayPeg is meek for losing weight after getting that much-needed reality check or kick in the ass.
I fail at life because I find Tom painfully unfunny.
WHAT'S NEXT?!
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*Alain's review above was provided by the person who was bragging about laying a few Canadian skanks to prove that he's "totally bitchin'."
I fire back venom that I receive and I'm the "Sword of Damocles." You guys can run amok and harass people nonstop, though. Right.
Of couse, according to him, Apollo and Method, I'm just an office bitch. A secretary. Nevermind that that statement has no basis in reality. They said it, so who am I to have an opinion? Yea, Alain works in an office too, but his job is better than mine. Just ask him, he'll tell you. Over and over and over. And over. Oui.
It's cool Alain, I'd be pissed off too if I looked like wet rat and the only piece of ass I could tag had eyes so far apart that she was consistently mistaken for a police horse.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:44:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh man Tom, that was fucking GOLD!
Thanks for that, I was having a shitty day at work (non-secretarial), and you just cheered me RIGHT up!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:42:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha it's just too EASY
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:42:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:25:04 (#)
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if Jay wants to eat a bag of donuts every day before work and devour a bucket of KFC every night before bed, then that's his fucking right to do so.
===
People like you are the reason 70% of Americans are overweight.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:38:57 EDT (#)
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Tom is Uber's Sword of Damocles, waiting patiently to slay us with his final judgement.
Method is a lonely biiter man in an apartment because he told JayPeg that he was fat.
JayPeg is meek for losing weight after getting that much-needed reality check or kick in the ass.
I fail at life because I find Tom painfully unfunny.
WHAT'S NEXT?!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:33:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're BOTH fags. Shut the fuck up. You're disrupting the flow of my rips on jaypig.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:32:51 EDT (#)
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Jeannee, tell your boy David Pollack to quit being a pussy and get his ass into mini camp.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:28:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, stop egging Tom on. Tom, put a cork in it.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:25:04 EDT (#)
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Big fucking deal, he thanked me, you just get pissed because YOU didn't get mentioned, fucking glory hog. You are the biggest attention whore I have EVER (kinda) met.
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Wah wah wah wah wah wah wah. Are you done? Would you please shut the fuck up? You're the one who's a baby, you big fat fucking baby. I question Jay for thanking you after you constantly tore into him for months and you launch into another yet one of your "I'M THE KING" tangents. Whatever makes you feel better, dork.
I never said or implied that I did anything to help Jay, because I didn't. It's not my responsibility to urge the overweight to get back into shape, thus the reason why I never tell you that perhaps you should invest in a treadmill to lose some of the extra pounds you seem to be putting on in your most recent camwhores. See, I don't give a shit. If Jay wants to eat a bag of donuts every day before work and devour a bucket of KFC every night before bed, then that's his fucking right to do so.
I'm the attention whore? That's the most laughable fucking thing I've ever heard (read) you say. You're the one who constantly feeds his ego on here. You post pictures of yourself, then puff out your chest and declare that you're the coolest person on the site and everyone else is beneath you. Of course, if anyone argues with you about anything then they're a "crybaby" or an "attention whore" or whatever other lame statement you feel like typing and they "embarassing themselves" and you're totally "owning" them. My God man, get a fucking life. I mean a real life...not a fake online life.
I mean, you act as if YOU'RE the reason Jay is bettering himself. As if you are his saving grace and for anyone to question that is inconceivable. And I'm the attention whore? Riiiiiight. Is that cross you carry around on your back heavy or do you eventually get used to it?
Of course, when I pointed out that all you did was rip on him mercilessly and him thanking YOU for being a cocksucker is ridiculous you get all bent out of shape and type up a scathing reply defending yourself and attacking me. And I'm the crybaby? Right. Look in the mirror, you damned hypocrite. All you're missing is a teething ring and little blue blanket!
Here's the thing, you take entirely too much pride in this lame ass internet persona you've created, George. You act like you're the "coolest" person on the site, but here's the thing....you're nothing special. You're just an overweight Greek guy in a New York apartment who spends entirely too much time abusing people online. Wow. Impressive.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:23:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
apollo- you're two responses too late, Big Head.
I already nailed the "look at his penis" joke a bit earlier.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-06-12 14:18:58 EDT (#)
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289 pounds you say?
well then, congratulations and good luck in losing the other 400 pounds.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:53:40 EDT (#)
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<that always gets him riled up>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:52:23 EDT (#)
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P.S. Sorrell is a crybaby faggot
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:50:59 EDT (#)
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Sometimes, BUCKEYESTHEGAME, you need a swift kick in the ass to get motivated. Coddling people doesn't always work. Hell, I don't even know if coddling is a word. In this case, it helped, even if just a tiny bit.
The rest of the work he did by himself, and we're all proud of him.
Big fucking deal, he thanked me, you just get pissed because YOU didn't get mentioned, fucking glory hog. You are the biggest attention whore I have EVER (kinda) met.
This is what this sounds like:
BUCKEYESTHEGAME: Wha-WHA??? Something's going on and I'm not involved? SOMEONE ELSE got kudos for something? This is UNACCEPTABLE!
Method: ITS MY TIME TO SHINE, BITCH. I'M THE PROM QUEEN. I DID IT ALL BY MYSELF. JAYPIG IS LOSING WEIGHT ALL THANKS TO ME.
Do you even realize how retarded this conversation sounds?
Who gives a fuck, honestly? As if he bought me a new car or something. Go away, Nancy. You're embarassing yourself yet again.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:25:09 EDT (#)
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Whoa, wait a second. WHY are you thanking Method? Did he ride his bicycle behind you as you jogged through the streets of New York like Little Mac from Mike Tyson's Punch Out? So what are you thanking him for? Because he verbally defacated on you until you decided to work out and eat healthy? Jesus Christ Jay, if someone punched you in the face would you thank him for clearing out your sinuses?
Congrats on the weight, but damn.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:12:25 EDT (#)
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I'm not wading through all the replies because that scroll bar is way too tiny so I'll just say good for you and welcome to your new life.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-12 13:05:07 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:55:13 (#)
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I'm so proud of you Jay.
What's the 1st thing you're going to do when you reach your goal? ""
look at his penis for the first time.
Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2006-06-12 12:58:55 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:56:14 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:55:13 (#)
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I'm so proud of you Jay.
What's the 1st thing you're going to do when you reach your goal?
Probably reintroduce himself to his dick.
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Har har: Peener.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:56:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:55:13 (#)
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I'm so proud of you Jay.
What's the 1st thing you're going to do when you reach your goal?
Probably reintroduce himself to his dick.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:45:20 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:29:29 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:25:18 (#)
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i said the phrase is fairly common in america i didn't say the practice was.
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Another proof that you're loudmouthed idiots. :-D
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yet without us you'd have little entertainment during your daylight hours and you know that.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:38:52 EDT (#)
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I lose 10% of my weight by taking a shit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:09:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:06:18 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:55:13 (#)
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I'm so proud of you Jay.
What's the 1st thing you're going to do when you reach your goal?
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He's going to eat like a fucking pig and gain it all back, because he's dieting, not making permanent life changes.
I'll bet any amount of money.
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Unfortunately, he's right.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:06:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:55:13 (#)
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I'm so proud of you Jay.
What's the 1st thing you're going to do when you reach your goal?
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He's going to eat like a fucking pig and gain it all back, because he's dieting, not making permanent life changes.
I'll bet any amount of money.
Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2006-06-12 11:03:57 EDT (#)
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Good on ya, man.
You know, aside from the whole not-being-good-at-math thing. ;)
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:55:13 EDT (#)
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I'm so proud of you Jay.
What's the 1st thing you're going to do when you reach your goal?
Submitted by moocowz3 (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:44:21 EDT (#)
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dude come on you should never be 300+ in the first place lose more weight!!! get to 225 and ill give you a +2
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:39:40 EDT (#)
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Way to go. Seriously.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:29:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:25:18 (#)
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i said the phrase is fairly common in america i didn't say the practice was.
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Another proof that you're loudmouthed idiots. :-D
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:25:18 EDT (#)
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i said the phrase is fairly common in america i didn't say the practice was.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:21:29 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:19:32 (#)
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hmmm. well it's fairly common in america.
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americans not having excess? yeah right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:19:32 EDT (#)
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hmmm. well it's fairly common in america. think of it like buddhism. don't take pleasure in excess but don't deny yourself everything either. stay in the middle and be content with not having too much or too little. ever heard the phrase "moderation is key" before?
a happy medium.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:15:33 EDT (#)
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no
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:13:29 EDT (#)
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quoi what? ya never heard the phrase happy medium?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:12:00 EDT (#)
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quoi?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 10:03:47 EDT (#)
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a happy medium is the best thing in the world.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:55:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:53:12 (#)
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i can't picture caul as having extra weight unless he just lost muscle mass.
they say if you lose 100lbs or more unless you're really young the skin doesn't go back. it depends on the person and their age but after a certain point onlyl surgery can fix the last little bit.
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I was a fucking stick until I started eating and drinking WAY too much around 19. I gained fast and lost fast. Never again.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:53:12 EDT (#)
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i can't picture caul as having extra weight unless he just lost muscle mass.
they say if you lose 100lbs or more unless you're really young the skin doesn't go back. it depends on the person and their age but after a certain point onlyl surgery can fix the last little bit.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:46:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:23:47 (#)
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Congrats but I shudder to think what's going to happen to your skin, use a lot o elastic restoring lotion after each shower, I mean a lot... all over but don't you dare post a pic of that.
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30 pounds over 3 months is not all that much, skin has time to adapt.
I lost 40+ pounds in about 5-6 weeks when I was 21 and it didn't do anything.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:44:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:35:36 (#)
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Good work man, the hardest part is over, just dont loose faith.
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Losing huge amounts of extra fat is pretty easy actually. Slight changes in lifestyle are will make you shed pounds on a daily basis.
The hardest part is losing the baby fat. But since JayPeg has set himself the not-so-ambitious objective of 250 pounds, I doubt he'll ever reach that point. Unless you're very tall, the majority of men's ideal weight belongs below the 200 mark.
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:43:16 EDT (#)
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Good for you! Keep it up.
Submitted by BobLobla (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:35:36 EDT (#)
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Good work man, the hardest part is over, just dont loose faith.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:32:07 EDT (#)
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http://images.ibsys.com/2005/0923/5011171_240X180.jpg
droopy skins a bitch
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:29:28 EDT (#)
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Why do you have to drink soda at all? I don't understand.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:23:47 EDT (#)
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Congrats but I shudder to think what's going to happen to your skin, use a lot o elastic restoring lotion after each shower, I mean a lot... all over but don't you dare post a pic of that.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:11:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-11 08:48:10 (#)
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I thought you lost 10% of your mass on the table, TTOM.
BOOO!
HIIISSSS!
BOOOOO!
BAD JOKE JASON!
Um... Sorry. Quite tired.
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*badly dubbed voice over*
Well played my friend, but we will meet on the field of battle again. Your King Fu is poor, not to mention obsolete. HA! You bastard, prepare to die! AHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:06:41 EDT (#)
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Droopy skin?
That's why God agve us staple guns and wood glue.
Submitted by LittleMonster (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:04:16 EDT (#)
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Cool beans
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-06-12 09:02:47 EDT (#)
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you need to learn math and this makes no sense: "I didn't have a single soda for 2 months. And now, I am drinking MAYBE 3 a week"
But at least you're trying.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 08:33:24 EDT (#)
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I's gonna be as teh secksay as Phuzzy, I say.
:-)
Weight gone now, tone up later.
What I'm scared of is the droopy skin thing. Ew.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-06-12 07:41:21 EDT (#)
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Congrats big guy, well fucking done. I admire your commtitment to this thing.
Just remember though - it's not about how much you weigh, it's about how you look.
Two people of the same height and build can weigh exactly the same amount, but one can look toned, trim and fit while the other looks flobbly and unhealthy.
Watch your weight dipping, it's an awesome motivator, but once you get down to where you want to be, concentrate on the muscle tone, the tan and the fitness...
Good luck.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 07:26:16 EDT (#)
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id, I don't mean it as a "well, I'll never get below XXX because of bone density"
It just adds a bit of weight to the overall scheme of things.
Basically, instead of being at the "perfect" of 215 and being in the best shape for myself, I'd be at the weight of 225 or so.
It's actually nice to have, because with more marrow, I can regenerate blood & platelets faster, and can donate every 45-50 days, instead of every 60.
But thanks, in the overall.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-12 07:18:40 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:29:41 (#)
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I'm actually enjoying NOT going to McDonalds or Taco Bell 4 times a week.
<BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARF>
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-12 06:56:12 EDT (#)
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when you talk about bone density in relation to your weight, youre still in denial.
however, good effort actually trying to lose weight, though, keep it up, youll be happier for it.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 06:18:44 EDT (#)
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This should not be on top of Most Heated.
Seriously.
What the fuck?
Someone needs to post something polarizing and mean to knock this off.
I feel dirty topping MH with this.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 05:18:35 EDT (#)
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I do NOT spend too much time.
In fact, I believe I do not spend enough.
I should start a site that simply asks "What is your inseam?" and compile the data into the largest inseam data spreadsheet the world has EVER SEEN!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
What?
I told you I'm bored.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:48:25 EDT (#)
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You spend too much time thinking about men's inseams.
You are also a typical August baby.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:29:41 EDT (#)
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Oh, I don't see it as a "diet" as in "I'm on a diet"
I see it as a diet as "this is what I eat" like a diet of vegetables and a diet that's lactose-free and stuff like that.
What I mean to say is I don't see this as a limiting thing for the short term, only to return to it once it's done.
I'm actually enjoying NOT going to McDonalds or Taco Bell 4 times a week. yeah, I still crave from time to time, but the cravings are miniscule to the sheer elation of seeing a smaller number on the scale every few days.
And idd, genetics in general, no matter my weight sees my dead in my 60's. On my father's side of the family, every male from my Great-grandpas generation down has had cancer of either the pancreas or the colon between their 60th and 65th birthday. Of the 20 males, 13 died from the cancer. Of the 7 who survived, 5 died before their 68th birthday because of either heart failure (not attack, just simple failure) or reoccurance of the cancer. The two who survived past 70 lived into their 90's, and died of simple old age catching up.
BUT.
The weight of 250 is actually a target healthy weight for my structure. I have an amazing bone density. Honestly, my femur is a good 1/4" diameter wider than the average for my height. The rest of my bones follow rughly the same percentage. So in general, skeletally, I already have about 13 pounds I can't do anything about. And someone 6'3" should weight in around 215 or so, so add those 13ish pounds, there's 228. Now we work on the muscle masses, and that's where the other 22 pounds or so come in. My thighs and calves are fucking MASSIVE, and there is almost no fat to them. It's from playing as a lineman for 12 years, and just naturally bulking them up. I have to wear jeans that are 2 inches bigger in the waist, and in the widest leg possible, just to have them not fit like a Mexican cowboy. (Ususally Levi 566's, wide leg) Then add some extra torso length, and that just about fills it out. I'm a full 6'3", but my inseam is 31 inches. Average inseam for someone my height is 34. So three inches of torso instead of three inches of leg, etc etc.
Man, I'm rambling.
Boredom.
Work is slow tonight.
Anyway, 250 is my goal NOW. ONce I reach 250, I might lose some more, I don't know. But at this point, 250 is an arbitrary number me and my doctor agreed on that would be the best weight for me to be at by March of 2007.
And I can honestly see myself reaching that goal by Thanksgiving, right now.
I am soooooooo looking forward to my birthday at the end of August... Gonna have people buy me new jeans that start with a "3" for the waist. Yay!
Submitted by iddqd (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:09:19 EDT (#)
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being 250 pounds is still gonna see you dead by 50.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-12 04:06:39 EDT (#)
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Well done Jay.
Now what you have to do is stop thinking of what you are eating/drinking/doing as a DIET. Mainly because you'll miss it if you see it as something you're 'not allowed'. Forget about it.
Start thinking of this as a way to live for the rest of your life. You can NEVER eat loads of fast food or pop or anything like that, although you can very occasionally - or you WILL get fat.
If you want any low fat recipes ideas/diet tips etc - email me. Okay I only had to lose 28lbs (which I did) but that was down to alcohol and my love of a bottle of Chablis with dinner.
But I adore healthy food and can't bear seeing people eating junk. You ARE what you EAT.
GO YOU.!!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:49:49 EDT (#)
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Dayum, then.
Just dayum.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:44:17 EDT (#)
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HOLY FUCK YES IT HAS BEEN
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:39:00 EDT (#)
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HOly shit, I didn't even see this on Most Heated.
Has Uber been that dull this weekend?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-12 02:13:34 EDT (#)
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Hiya, shitty alter, how ya doin?
Good to see you, really it is.
Man, does it suck or WHAT knowing that you have to resort to back-up accounts to talk shit or WHAT?
Anyway, gotta go, shitty alter. Work is calling and all kinds of stuff like that.
Kepp on truckin' mate, and throw another one on, will ya?
Sweet, man. Lots of love to ya!
Submitted by tarnation (user info) at 2006-06-11 23:55:46 EDT (#)
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SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FAT WHINY CUNT NO-ONE FUCKING CARES
http://www.ubersite.com/m/87176
Anyone who responded with 'good for you!', 'kudos' or 'keep it up big guy' IS also a fat fucking slob and should die an obese death.
Submitted by Kirbage (user info) at 2006-06-11 23:06:50 EDT (#)
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Just 'cuz.
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:35:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-11 10:09:19 (#)
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Good for you Piggy, now pass the conch
People don't realize that sometimes you just need a swift kick in the ass when nothing else is workin
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Maybe he'd lose more faster if we all got weapons and chased him around an island.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:29:27 EDT (#)
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My workout:
abs every day
M-W-F upper body, swim a couple thousand yards
T-Th-S lower body, run for a while, or bike
It works fine for me and I've never been told it's unhealthy. It's when I miss a day that I feel depleted, like right now.
I dont know, maybe we're talking about different things. I dont work myself to the point of exhaustion on any of these days and I make steady progress both in strength and stamina.
And I know protein is important, I just dont get it from shakes. I eat meat and beans and other shit and I get more than enough on a daily basis.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:12:04 EDT (#)
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Well... not ONLY but you get the idea. I spoke too hastily saying only 1 day for lower body or you overtrain, but it's VERY easy to overtrain if you're doing max effort twice a week. The point is, doing lower body with only 1 day rest in between is absolutely retarded.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 22:04:20 EDT (#)
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You can do max effort squat twice in one week, but you have GOT two have at least two, but preferably three days rest in between, and that is only advanced workouts.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 21:59:46 EDT (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-11 21:16:25 (#)
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Man, are you kidding? It says right on the bucket that whey shakes WILL NOT HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT. Are you fucking serious? Big bold letters.
Also, I was a four sport athlete in high school, and have been a swimmer and baseball player in college. I sat and talked with my phys ed department chair every day during my free periods in high school. I WORK AT A GYM. this is the first time I've heard somebody say you should work your legs only once a week. But you're probably right, I should listen to you. I'm sure nobody else I've ever talked to has had any idea what they were talking about.
Fucking ubersite.
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Working at a gym means absolutely nothing. Janitors clean the floors of college campuses... Does that mean that they are qualified to lecture students?
Yes you CAN work your legs more than two times a week you're right. Taking any less than two days of rest for your legs is absolutely retarded, ESPECIALLY after a max effort day because it's the largest muscle group in the body and needs the longest time to recover. Saying do lower body every other day (which is what you suggested) is the fast road to overtraining, especially if you don't know the first thing about nutrition. Protein isn't just a supplement, it's the FOUNDATION for any sort of muscle growth. Anyone who doesn't know this instantly has ZERO credibility.
Submitted by JapanFour (user info) at 2006-06-11 21:30:57 EDT (#)
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That's awesome man!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-11 21:30:53 EDT (#)
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Ok, fuck me. I'll concede the point about protein shakes. I just went down and read the label and it only says it's to be used for weight loss. I already admitted though that I dont know anything about supplements so I dont really care about that.
But as far as working lower body once per week, you're wrong.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-11 21:16:25 EDT (#)
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Man, are you kidding? It says right on the bucket that whey shakes WILL NOT HELP YOU LOSE WEIGHT. Are you fucking serious? Big bold letters.
Also, I was a four sport athlete in high school, and have been a swimmer and baseball player in college. I sat and talked with my phys ed department chair every day during my free periods in high school. I WORK AT A GYM. this is the first time I've heard somebody say you should work your legs only once a week. But you're probably right, I should listen to you. I'm sure nobody else I've ever talked to has had any idea what they were talking about.
Fucking ubersite.
Submitted by DonovanMD (user info) at 2006-06-11 20:57:36 EDT (#)
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Good for you man. I give credit to any fat person doing their best to try and change.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-11 20:32:10 EDT (#)
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You weight over twice as much as me. I must gain weight, though. Feel free to tranfer your fat to me, via paypal.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 20:00:43 EDT (#)
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Close counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and atomic weaponry. . .
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:54:27 EDT (#)
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Well, it's pretty damn close...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:51:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:50:13 (#)
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Maybe I misinterpreted you?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:34:51 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:21:33 (#)
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Now that I read the replies, it doesn't look like anyone really knows what the fuck they're talking about.
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But you do? Typical of most of Uber.
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"Most of Uber" does not equate to '"EVERY SINGLE USER." :-D
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:50:13 EDT (#)
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Maybe I misinterpreted you?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:34:51 (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:21:33 (#)
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Now that I read the replies, it doesn't look like anyone really knows what the fuck they're talking about.
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But you do? Typical of most of Uber.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:49:15 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:45:05 (#)
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I guess making blanket statements about comments on a thread is almost as bad as making blanket statements about EVERY SINGLE USER ON UBERSITE, huh bubba?
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??? I said nothing about EVERY SINGLE USER ON UBERSITE.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:47:41 EDT (#)
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Giving out erroneous diet/training advice is a major pet peeve for me. Maybe I did get carried away.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:45:05 EDT (#)
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I guess making blanket statements about comments on a thread is almost as bad as making blanket statements about EVERY SINGLE USER ON UBERSITE, huh bubba?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:43:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:39:32 (#)
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Yes, I do.
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Conversations that start with, "Listen, you dumb fuck..." usually
are over before they begin. Why not just put out the right info?
Either way, regardless of what people on here say about JayPeg,
he is not stupid. He knows there are more reliable sources than
Uber.
Submitted by r1nce (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:43:01 EDT (#)
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Wow. An immense fat ass lost weight by not eating pre-prepared shit and actually moving.
What a HUGE surprise!
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:39:32 EDT (#)
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Yes, I do.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:34:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:21:33 (#)
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Now that I read the replies, it doesn't look like anyone really knows what the fuck they're talking about.
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But you do? Typical of most of Uber.
I do, however, agree with you that protein does not make you fat. A simple fact of
weight loss is that if you burn off more calories than you consume, you lose
weight. Don't even mention the <100,000 with a glandular disorder.
Protein builds muscle, carbohydrates are burned for energy. Fad diets with
no carbs force your body to burn protein, which results in loss of muscle
mass and a plethora of medical issues. . .
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:30:46 EDT (#)
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Also, this statement is completely fucking retarded:
I think you already know the answer. Try to alternate upper and lower body workouts so that every day you do one or the other. Higher weight, lower reps. Do lots of ab work because every movement you make starts in your core. A strong core is key. You can work your abs every day.
As far as nutrition goes, it's a mystery to me. I'm planning on taking a weightlifting or sports nutrition class next semester because this is shit I need to know
Lower body every other day? The legs are such a large muscle group that if you work them more than once a week, you're usually overtraining. Assuming you're parallel squatting and doing the other excercises properly of course.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:22:33 EDT (#)
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Good form is also vital for core strenght. In theory, you SHOULD be able to get 'abs' without doing any crunches or other stomach muscle exercises. If you have correct form while doing weights, your core will be activated. Drives me bananas to see fat people do crunches or situps. It's not going to help!
I got abs just doing weight training. Also do a lot of swiss ball work, balance and stuff, helps more than sit ups.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:21:33 EDT (#)
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Now that I read the replies, it doesn't look like anyone really knows what the fuck they're talking about.
Submitted by wijormiclat (user info) at 2006-06-11 19:19:55 EDT (#)
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Assholy you do not know what the fuck you are talking about. If you are going to give advice, make sure you are right.
Protein makes you fat? That's completely fucking retarded. 20g of chocolate protein powder is 110 calories. THATS 1/10th OF THE RECOMMENDED CALORIC INTAKE FOR THE AVERAGE PERSON THAT DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ALL DAY. Thats less than a 20 oz can of soda, and since there are >4g of carbs there will be no insulin spike causing you to store those calories. Out of all the macronutrients, protein is probably the least likely to be stored, other than complex carbohydrates. ESPECIALLY IF YOU ARE WORKING OUT.
Jay don't listen to what this guy is saying. He knows absolutely nothing about nutrition.
Few things piss me off more than someone giving diet/weightlifting tips when they are completely, utterly fucking wrong. Do what you want with your body, but don't fuck up someone else's diet.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-11 18:53:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 09:40:26 (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-11 01:53:06 (#)
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conor and ass -- go to your local gnc, pick up some protein powder, and make yourself at least one, if not two protein shakes a day. in order to increase your muscle mass, you need to take in a tremendous amount of protein to promote muscle growth/weight gain.
as far as reps and weight, that doesn't matter as much. obviously you don't want to be benching 75 pounds a hundred times, becuase that isn't like to build muscle mass but intsead will increase indurance of muscles in an anaerobic state. but that doesn't mean high weight/low reps either. do a weight that challenges you, 3-5 sets of 6-10 reps. make sure you're getting all 10 reps at least going into your third set. if you're not, you should probably lower your weight. at your third set (or fourth of fifth) do as many reps as you can, up to ten.
but don't assume that high weight/low reps will increase muscle mass quicker -- i think there's a physics property that would explain this one.
____________________________________________________________________
What???? What builds muscle? People who lift heavy things at work have larger muscles
than those who don't. Read a book by Arnold or any weightlifter.
High weight/low reps builds mass. Low weight/high reps produces definition. . .
Jay, get your info from a reliable source. Like me. :-D
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Well, he's right, kind of. Protein shakes work really really well. I used to drink them but I cant help but feel like I'm cheating. I dont really need them anyway because my problem is not gaining weight, but gaining healthy weight. Protein shakes make you stronger and fatter, which is good for a really skinny guy, but I'd like to keep away from fatter.
It's also important that you keep good form. Working out in front of a mirror has a purpose other than vanity. If you hunch over or lift with a herky jerky motion you're going to fuck up your back and that's no good... Also, good form with allow you to isolate muscles better.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-06-11 18:42:29 EDT (#)
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289? thats about average for an internet user
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-11 17:36:42 EDT (#)
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Take your blog back to MySpace, Blobby.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-06-11 17:06:04 EDT (#)
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+2 for getting off yr ass and doing something. So many people expect a magic pill to cure their fatness. Vegetables and exercise are too hard.
I'm naturally slim, but my boyfriend has decided to go visit Canada for a month. (We live in NZ) I recommend it to lose weight, after a week, my pants are already almost falling off.
Very sad.
Why Canada, you may ask. We don't have bears and mooses in NZ. We do have Candian Geese, they're a pain in the ass and we shoot them.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-11 16:53:21 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-11 12:18:52 (#)
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Good work Jay.
Keep it up.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-11 10:09:19 (#)
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Now someone's gotta do it for me so I quit smoking. = (
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Me too.
-Dave
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free blowjobs.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-11 16:52:30 EDT (#)
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congrats dude. i can recommend some awesome jogbras. be glad, summer makes it easier to lose weight so ya picked a good time to start/continue.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-06-11 16:33:30 EDT (#)
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Good job, Jay. This is going to change your life. Call subway just in case Jared dies "accidentally".
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-06-11 15:58:57 EDT (#)
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Hooray for Jay!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-06-11 15:55:08 EDT (#)
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nice one
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-06-11 15:44:35 EDT (#)
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A: Still too much fucking weight, lard-ass.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 12:28:33 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-11 10:09:19 (#)
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Good for you Piggy, now pass the conch
People don't realize that sometimes you just need a swift kick in the ass when nothing else is workin
Now someone's gotta do it for me so I quit smoking. = (
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When you quit smoking, your body chemistry changes and your
appetite increases. Stop smoking NOW and you will make
Jay look skinny. Bwahahahaha!!!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-11 12:26:10 EDT (#)
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But well done.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-06-11 12:24:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
90% of 321. not 10%.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-06-11 12:18:52 EDT (#)
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Good work Jay.
Keep it up.
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-11 10:09:19 (#)
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Now someone's gotta do it for me so I quit smoking. = (
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Me too.
-Dave
Submitted by eleanor_rigby (user info) at 2006-06-11 11:24:38 EDT (#)
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Kudos :)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-11 10:09:19 EDT (#)
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Good for you Piggy, now pass the conch
People don't realize that sometimes you just need a swift kick in the ass when nothing else is workin
Now someone's gotta do it for me so I quit smoking. = (
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-11 09:40:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-11 01:53:06 (#)
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conor and ass -- go to your local gnc, pick up some protein powder, and make yourself at least one, if not two protein shakes a day. in order to increase your muscle mass, you need to take in a tremendous amount of protein to promote muscle growth/weight gain.
as far as reps and weight, that doesn't matter as much. obviously you don't want to be benching 75 pounds a hundred times, becuase that isn't like to build muscle mass but intsead will increase indurance of muscles in an anaerobic state. but that doesn't mean high weight/low reps either. do a weight that challenges you, 3-5 sets of 6-10 reps. make sure you're getting all 10 reps at least going into your third set. if you're not, you should probably lower your weight. at your third set (or fourth of fifth) do as many reps as you can, up to ten.
but don't assume that high weight/low reps will increase muscle mass quicker -- i think there's a physics property that would explain this one.
____________________________________________________________________
What???? What builds muscle? People who lift heavy things at work have larger muscles
than those who don't. Read a book by Arnold or any weightlifter.
High weight/low reps builds mass. Low weight/high reps produces definition. . .
Jay, get your info from a reliable source. Like me. :-D
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-11 09:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Played fat lad ;)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-11 08:48:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought you lost 10% of your mass on the table, TTOM.
BOOO!
HIIISSSS!
BOOOOO!
BAD JOKE JASON!
Um... Sorry. Quite tired.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-11 07:44:08 EDT (#)
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If I lost 10% of my weight I would actually have negative mass
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-11 06:18:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:38:33 (#)
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Prime, don't care if ya don't care.
:-) *kiss*
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then we're all good then aren't we.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-11 05:46:41 EDT (#)
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Oh yes, credit to Rad for being such a sexy ex-fat man.
Submitted by Falconer (user info) at 2006-06-11 05:12:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:24:54 (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:28:34 (#)
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Good job. Do you run at all? Or bike? Jump on a stationary bike for half an hour before and after you exercise.
I'm the opposite of you. I've already done the losing 10% of my weight when I was fat thing. I'm trying to get myself from 175 to 190, at least, by the end of the summer.
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Any tips for bulking up?
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Protein.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:28:45 EDT (#)
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I only have 115 lbs to go.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:27:50 EDT (#)
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um how about throwing some credit my way.
I mean, I started this trend in January.
ps. I plataeued (sp wtf) at 60 lbs lost because of my ankle injury.
:(
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:21:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:18:14 (#)
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I dunno, Bart.
You're what, buck 10, buck 20? I can still eat you in one sitting.
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Disturbing
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-11 04:18:14 EDT (#)
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I dunno, Bart.
You're what, buck 10, buck 20? I can still eat you in one sitting.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-06-11 01:53:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
What is 10% of 321?
//
That would be the weight of Apollo's head.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-11 01:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
conor and ass -- go to your local gnc, pick up some protein powder, and make yourself at least one, if not two protein shakes a day. in order to increase your muscle mass, you need to take in a tremendous amount of protein to promote muscle growth/weight gain.
as far as reps and weight, that doesn't matter as much. obviously you don't want to be benching 75 pounds a hundred times, becuase that isn't like to build muscle mass but intsead will increase indurance of muscles in an anaerobic state. but that doesn't mean high weight/low reps either. do a weight that challenges you, 3-5 sets of 6-10 reps. make sure you're getting all 10 reps at least going into your third set. if you're not, you should probably lower your weight. at your third set (or fourth of fifth) do as many reps as you can, up to ten.
but don't assume that high weight/low reps will increase muscle mass quicker -- i think there's a physics property that would explain this one.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-11 01:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:24:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:28:34 (#)
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Good job. Do you run at all? Or bike? Jump on a stationary bike for half an hour before and after you exercise.
I'm the opposite of you. I've already done the losing 10% of my weight when I was fat thing. I'm trying to get myself from 175 to 190, at least, by the end of the summer.
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Any tips for bulking up? If I try to eat a shitload of food - especially red meats or processed shit - I WILL throw it up, and not because I'm bulemic (sp?). Currently, I know I don't lift enough, most of what I do is toning, but should I be doing lots of light reps or a few heavy reps or what the fuck?
And what can I eat lots of that my apparently over-healthy system won't reject?
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I think you already know the answer. Try to alternate upper and lower body workouts so that every day you do one or the other. Higher weight, lower reps. Do lots of ab work because every movement you make starts in your core. A strong core is key. You can work your abs every day.
As far as nutrition goes, it's a mystery to me. I'm planning on taking a weightlifting or sports nutrition class next semester because this is shit I need to know.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's nothing. last week i picked a booger that was 32 pounds. come back to me when you've dropped eighty pounds in one shitting because you forgot the rule about not eating more than twelve dollars of taco bell in one sitting.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-11 00:27:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i don't care
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:57:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
yaaaay!!!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:29:01 EDT (#)
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Good job. Maybe I'll give you a piggy back ride next time.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:25:27 EDT (#)
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Oh yeah, and congrats you fat fuck!
Keep it up.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-06-10 23:24:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:28:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job. Do you run at all? Or bike? Jump on a stationary bike for half an hour before and after you exercise.
I'm the opposite of you. I've already done the losing 10% of my weight when I was fat thing. I'm trying to get myself from 175 to 190, at least, by the end of the summer.
==================================
Any tips for bulking up? If I try to eat a shitload of food - especially red meats or processed shit - I WILL throw it up, and not because I'm bulemic (sp?). Currently, I know I don't lift enough, most of what I do is toning, but should I be doing lots of light reps or a few heavy reps or what the fuck?
And what can I eat lots of that my apparently over-healthy system won't reject?
Submitted by I_love_Kracka (user info) at 2006-06-10 22:32:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I think that is wonderful. Keep it up
Submitted by Amontillado (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:32:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:16:54 (#)
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You still equal a little more than 2 of me. I don't know how big people live.
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And about 2.5 of me... happy running.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-10 21:28:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job. Do you run at all? Or bike? Jump on a stationary bike for half an hour before and after you exercise.
I'm the opposite of you. I've already done the losing 10% of my weight when I was fat thing. I'm trying to get myself from 175 to 190, at least, by the end of the summer.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:53:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I hadn't read that 250 was your target weight before I wrote my last review.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:52:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
39 pounds to go.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:46:06 EDT (#)
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You fat piece of shit...
maybe you lost 10% of 321 but
"288.9 is the answer"
is not the fucking answer.
10% of 321 is NOT 288.9
probably just a little mistake there but you wouldn't know math if it came into school and started shooting classmates and teachers.
congrats, fat boy.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-10 20:38:33 EDT (#)
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Prime, don't care if ya don't care.
:-) *kiss*
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:59:36 EDT (#)
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Good shit. I seem to be approaching your weight at the same rate. I'm at probably 225 right now. Must change...now.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:58:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
good for you, seriously. but i really, REALLY don't care.
Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:16:54 EDT (#)
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You still equal a little more than 2 of me. I don't know how big people live.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:08:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOT
and you're welcome
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-10 19:07:10 EDT (#)
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erm. well done. I guess. fatty.
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:54:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:40:43 (#)
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Aen:
Light, aerobic weights, 3 times weekly.
I've already got decent muscle mass UNDER the fat, so I don't want to bulk that up any more than it is yet.
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Sounds good as if you've got the right plan. How many reps are you doing each set for the aerobic weights? I'd recommend maxing out at you're 15th rep first set for each muscle group and doing 2 sets (pushing yourself for the last rep in the second set too). That'll have an eventual tone up effect.
But as for building muscle, you have to remember that you'll reach your target no problem, but the problem will be maintenance. With a good muscle definition you will be able to keep the weight off without worrying too much about diet.
That's just my theory anyway!
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:45:25 EDT (#)
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Words can't express how proud I am of you, hon. Keep going. You're past the halfway mark.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:42:47 EDT (#)
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Keep it up son
(the exercise, not the weight)
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:40:43 EDT (#)
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Aen:
Light, aerobic weights, 3 times weekly.
I've already got decent muscle mass UNDER the fat, so I don't want to bulk that up any more than it is yet.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job!
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:31:20 EDT (#)
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good job...I have lost forty this past year and half.
But I got to lose another HUGE amount...
I should sign Method up to say shit that motivates.
Great job...and think of all the pussy you will get!!!
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:28:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Do you try any weight training?
If you get some free time try and hit the gym to do weights 3 times a week. At rest each pound of muscle burns fat 10 times faster than each pound of fat does at rest. Building muscle will help you get to your target quicker!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:24:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
+1 for your resolve
+1 for nobody saying this yet:
SHOW US YOUR TITS!!!!!
Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:23:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Keep it up.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:17:13 EDT (#)
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That is Awesome Jay. Keep up the good work!!
Submitted by ScottPeterson (user info) at 2006-06-10 18:08:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
moo me baby
moo me
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:58:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Good for you Jay
Submitted by resignator (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:42:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:27:56 (#)
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288.9 is the answer.
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10% of 321 is 32.1 dipshit. Why are you lying?
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Give him a break. Five pounds of that was brain mass.
Submitted by GDR (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:41:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Wtg?
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:39:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Decent at losing weight.
Terrible at Math.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:38:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
That's awesome! Well done!
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:38:09 EDT (#)
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now get a personality
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Hang in there. . .
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:32:55 EDT (#)
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Yeah, I think I forgot the first line of...
32.1, and what's 321-32.1? 288.9.
Ah well.
Still fucking STOKED.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:29:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
come back to me when 10% becomes 37.5% and then we're talking.
+1 for effort.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:28:02 EDT (#)
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10% of 321 is 32.1, not 288. 9, but I knew what you meant.
Good job, I guess.
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-06-10 17:27:56 EDT (#)
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288.9 is the answer.
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10% of 321 is 32.1 dipshit. Why are you lying?