When the moon hits you eye like a big pizza pie (1166 hits)
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Submitted by <Calios> (View user info) at 2006-06-05 04:53:09 EDT
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-09-26 09:58:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by GoldPlatedOrange (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:14:28 EDT (#)
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Didn't get it until I read the file name
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-06-05 18:51:38 EDT (#)
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took me a moment... but I laughed
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:40:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:16:23 (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:46:01 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:15 (#)
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Yeah I laughed.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:37:38 EDT (#)
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hahahahaha cute
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:27:07 EDT (#)
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fucking horrible.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-05 13:16:23 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:46:01 (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:15 (#)
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Yeah I laughed.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:56:16 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:42:30 (#)
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I don't get it...
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... ....morray eels will fuck your shit up?
Don't mind Tim, he's a block headed alcoholic leprechaun with little to no comprehension of anything whatsoever
HAR HAR
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-05 12:01:15 EDT (#)
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I laughed out loud, youre a freakin genius!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-06-05 11:46:01 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:15 (#)
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Yeah I laughed.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:21:50 EDT (#)
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oh. ok.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 09:04:16 EDT (#)
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Berty would be an ace Ferenghi
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:51:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:42:30 (#)
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I don't get it...
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... ....morray eels will fuck your shit up?
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
that's amore (meaning love in foreign)
Has been substituted with
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie
(picture of a moray as in 'that's a moray eel')
This generates the hu-mon sensation known as 'mirth'. It is customary in such situations to lightly chuckle at the back of ones throat and perhaps briefly cast ones eyes in a random direction to display one's subtle embarrassment so that anyone looking knows that you are a hard man who feels nothing normally but is still capable of enjoying a bit of mirth.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 08:02:39 EDT (#)
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It's a homophone
Or something
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-06-05 07:42:30 EDT (#)
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I don't get it...
when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie.... ....morray eels will fuck your shit up?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:37:52 EDT (#)
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Okay...there was a fire. Damn Elves.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:23:51 EDT (#)
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Clebar.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:16:42 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:14:05 (#)
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That isn't possible Red. The human neck isn't designed for such activity. Also if you could do that it would be very bad for your hair.
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*downcast expression*
How come Wolverine's hair doesn't grow back as quickly as his skin? He should look like Beast, only less blue and more Canadian.
Canadian superheros other than Wolverine?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:14:05 EDT (#)
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That isn't possible Red. The human neck isn't designed for such activity. Also if you could do that it would be very bad for your hair.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:11:28 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:07:48 (#)
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I do have a pony tail. What are you on about?
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Heeded my advice. Good. Your mission is to see if you can whip your hair quickly enough to make the noise of Indy's Whip from Raiders of the Lost Ark WITHOUT giving yourself whiplash, or a red mark across your cheek where the hair has snapped back.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 06:07:48 EDT (#)
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I do have a pony tail. What are you on about?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:57:11 EDT (#)
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I have a sudden intense feeling of paranoia.
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Almost as if you should have persevered with that pony tail so that a lunging assailant might be distracted by a thwack of your tightly bunched hair?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:55:57 EDT (#)
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Fucked if I know Red, I live in the Midlands. Here we have water, luxory, jobs, affordable housing, energetic nightlife, race riots, curry for as far as the eye can see and crisis of faith.
I have a sudden intense feeling of paranoia.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:50:06 EDT (#)
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Cruel abuse of 'there' and 'they're'
Midlands folk are evil manglers of my language.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:48:51 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:47:29 (#)
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He lives in Newcastle. It it 'up and coming' because now they have hot taps as well as cold.
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It'll be well bonny when they rig up electric to those new fangled street lights.
Is it true in the South, they're so short of water that they're draining the swimming pools?
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:48:08 EDT (#)
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In the words of eric morcambe (kinda) all the letters are there there just not in all the same places.
And I added a
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:47:55 EDT (#)
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I'm going to do a post about how ace some cities are.
My list of coolest English cities:
London (huge, vast cultural influence, great music, good food, high possibility of surprise sex)
Manchester (rainy - >which encourages the growth of GIANT EYEBROWS - evolution baby>, great music, interesting accent, the best Doctor Who came from there, optimistic football fans (i'm talking City) )
Newcastle (friendliest people in England, amusing accent, some good music, best football fans in the world)
Liverpool (security sales are brisk, great reputation for music, good football, scouser sense of humour, entertaining car driving with the joy riders)
Leeds (except for Chris Moyles)
My list of UNCOOL CITIES
Birmingham. Canals my ARSE. I've been through Birmingham. It's clearly a plane of hell
Loughborough - give up L'boro. You suck.
Leicester - fun fun fun - when you leave.
Nottingham - mmmm knife crime.
Stroud - fuck off Stroud. Fuck. Right. Off.
Sunderland - as if.
Durham - please please please get a night life.
Coventry - needs firebombing again.
Basingstoke - wannabe Birmingham
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:47:29 EDT (#)
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He lives in Newcastle. It it 'up and coming' because now they have hot taps as well as cold.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:45:58 EDT (#)
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I'll hvae some comebakcs just as soon as I remmeber whreer youre from
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:42:57 EDT (#)
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I will not hear a word said against the midlands because I am deaf.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:42:01 EDT (#)
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York wishes it was Durham
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:41:18 EDT (#)
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What? red leicester? Pah. Give me a good chunk of cathedral city anyday.
The fire alarm just went off. There is no fire.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:40:54 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:38:20 (#)
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Cheese. Leicester has cheese. Also it is someting of a multicultural experiment. A poor mans Birmingham but certainly a wealthy connosiours Coventry.
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The Midlands. A Big Bag Of Rubbish.
You're rubbish at football.
No one likes Kasabian any more.
Timothy Spall is unfashionable, while Jimmy Nail continues to be beloved by all.
If we were at war with the Germans again, we'd let them firebomb Coventry again because of the good job they did last time.
Even Norwich is cooler than the Midlands.
Just.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:38:20 EDT (#)
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Cheese. Leicester has cheese. Also it is someting of a multicultural experiment. A poor mans Birmingham but certainly a wealthy connosiours Coventry.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:37:50 EDT (#)
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~FIRE
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:35:49 EDT (#)
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I hate it when you do this, I can never think of any good counter points.
Apart from the rugby. And the Women.
Thats women with a capital letter.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:32:53 EDT (#)
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Leicester exports nothing. There are only four famous people from Leicester, and other than Attenborough, they're all shit celebs. Your crisps are rubbish too. Some of your beer is ok though
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:32:06 EDT (#)
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It's been a long day, good thing I have my portable foot bath!
*paddles happily*
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:32:00 EDT (#)
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Theres no drought in leicester. It rains every night and's sunny every day.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:30:56 EDT (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:25:28 (#)
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...
When your hit with a jug in a south Auckland pub, that's a maori...
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Willy! Do a post about Socialism, I'm feeling terribly bourgeoisies.
I should come up and visit Red. Perhaps I will soon. The barbarian people have lived without knowledge of true civilisation for too long and I, Bertros Berty, shall bring to them culture and education!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:29:57 EDT (#)
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Not up here matey. I've been having a bath EVERY DAY (allowing the bath to fill to the brim, and then jumping in for the sheer joy of watching the water pour through the ceiling downstairs. I have watered my lawn (EVEN WHEN IT'S RAINING) and made water balloons with which to bombard passers by.
Excuse me now, must go and flush the toilet over and over.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:28:15 EDT (#)
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HA! wettest may in somesortofrecordnumberofyearsorother and theres still a drought.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:26:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:18:01 (#)
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Next week I am going to cambridge to play with fillies and punt down the river eating strawberries. I need to spend time in the company of pretentious wastrels.
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Go to Oxford then. I've never seen a place be so proud of being thoroughly urban and dull.
You are more than welcome to come up North some time. We have strawberries too. We trade them with the South for water.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:25:28 EDT (#)
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When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore...
When your hit with a jug in a south Auckland pub, that's a maori...
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:18:01 EDT (#)
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Next week I am going to cambridge to play with fillies and punt down the river eating strawberries. I need to spend time in the company of pretentious wastrels.
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:14:17 EDT (#)
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Ha
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:12:13 EDT (#)
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I swear if I hear Primal Scream's Country Girl one more time I'm going to break something
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:09:52 EDT (#)
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I've just been given the stink eye by a security guard - who in answer to my cheery 'good morning' did nought but nod grimly and squint suspiciously at my ID badge.
Then I when I went to buy a chocolate donut and coffee, the server decided that my paying with a £20 note was a sign of my contempt for his working class position. He then punished me by giving me a handful of 10ps and 50ps. As a result of this heavy load, my trouser pocket is close to ripping asunder, spilling its precious cargo across the floor.
I have a terrible feeling about this week.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-05 05:02:41 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Leonfc (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:59:54 EDT (#)
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Quality!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:59:33 EDT (#)
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thats a moray!
ha ha ha
great.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:57 EDT (#)
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I'm docking you a fraction of a point. See it doesn't happen again
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:42 EDT (#)
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I guessed that was an eel before I even clicked on the link.
No idea how.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:41 EDT (#)
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"Thatsa moray!"
Submitted by Calios (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:22 EDT (#)
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missed an r.
fuck.
Why are pirates pirates?
Because they ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!
fuck.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:16 EDT (#)
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Should have been 'that's a moray' though surely?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:56:15 EDT (#)
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Yeah I laughed.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-06-05 04:53:32 EDT (#)
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Genius