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Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presnts: Prove You're Not Crazy! with Charles Guiteau (1442 hits)

Category: Graphics
Labels: ahtt

Rating: 1.35 on 19 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-06-02 19:15:10 EDT


I'm going on vacation so there probably won't be another AHTT for about three weeks. I know it's not a big deal in any of your lives, but I think you might wanna know anyway.

While I'm gone, do me a favor and post the link to the AHTT website at forums you visit, or send it to your friends, or whatever. Just get it out there, because then maybe I'll try harder to make these good.

http://handturkeytheatre.box43.net/index.html

Thanks. Later.

P.S.- Read more about The Oneida Community. Sarah Vowell's book "Assassination Vacation" has an awesome piece on it, though it's only a few pages. Interesting as hell.

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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-07-12 06:15:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Every time you post one of these, my face slowly gets closer to being ripped off from the lack of reality.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-06-25 01:04:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 AHTT

"To be fair, 'God told me you should' never got any women to sleep with me."

Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-06-05 14:00:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Always entertaining

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-06-03 11:56:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Another interesting 'religious' figure is this guy named Robert Matthews. He called himself 'the Prophet Matthias', and was a bit crazy. There was also another guy named Elijah Pierson, who eventually fell in with Robert Matthews, but not before also being rather insane. As in, his wife died, and he honestly spent several hours at the funeral in front of 200+ people trying to raise her from the dead (it didn't work).

There's actually this book called 'The Kingdom of Matthias' that's pretty good, about Matthews and Pierson and some other people. Look Matthews up on Wikipedia for a more complete, less, you know, retarded description of him.




My point is, he was craaaaaaazy.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:35:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Kickass...

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-06-03 08:09:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

woo

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-06-03 05:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-02 23:46:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2006-06-02 22:21:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Questionble reality.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:46:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Questionable quality.

Submitted by IronRhino (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:13:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I like how I go to Wikipedia after these and spend time actually learning about the shit. Thank you, Spencer, for broadening my eductation.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-06-02 20:02:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:45:38 (#)
Ranking: -2

So, umm.....

How are people not sick of these yet?

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*shrugs*

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:51:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for Charles Guiteau

Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

So, umm.....

How are people not sick of these yet?

Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

worst ahtt ever

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:37:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The next three weeks will suck for all of us.

Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:26:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:25:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

God, I spelled "Presents" wrong in the title and have a bunch of typos in the comic. I really rushed this one.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-06-02 19:19:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Charlie Guiteau done shot down a good man, good man
Charlie Guiteau done shot down a good man low


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