If YOU buy this stuff, I don't have to leave my house! (827 hits)
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Submitted by <baking_Lady> (View user info) at 2006-05-24 05:31:00 EDT
Oh my GOD there's so much I want to type into this stupid little white box right now... I don't even know where to start. Fuck. I can barely focus on anything... ADD for the win, I guess.
What was my point?
Oh, yeah.
So not long ago I wrote this mushy lovey dovey crap about my great new love and how happy I am and blah blah blah, right?
What? Why are you laughing like that? I'm still with that guy!
Oh. Anyway.
What I didn't get around to mentioning is how utterly and totally amazing this guy is. No no, not just in my lovestruck eyes. Like, in general and shit. He knows a lot of stuff.
What am I on about, you wonder? Well. This guy, he's been around, right? So, he has all these skills. One of them is glass blowing. And he's really fucking good at it. One of the best in FL, maybe even on the East Coast.
No, I'm not just bragging. I have a point here, I swear. Basically, that point is that I think you people might be interested in buying shit from us. I thought about making a huge production with pictures and shit, but.... well, I'm pretty lazy, so I thought I'd start with this.
Here's the deal. We sell hand pipes, bubblers, jewlery, beads, marbles... I don't know, maybe other stuff, my focus is split at the moment (holy fuck I want to go HOME, the people here are making me want to kick puppies), but those are the basics. His stuff is awesome, and I'm not just saying that because I want you to buy it. If you're interested in more info, hit me up (Either message me on here or email me at QueenAshlee.at.gmail.com with "glass" in the subject line"). Enough interest might motivate me into starting up a real website for the stuff... We'll see.
I just realized that it's Friday night, so I'll probably repost this on Monday or something...
User Reviews
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:55:56 EDT (#)
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Oh and AssHoly- Erm... I don't know WHAT you mean. Our products are for tobacco use only, he he he.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2006-06-05 19:53:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow... plagiarized and name-dropped in the same WEEK? That fucking rocks. KEEP THE LEGEND ALIVE PEOPLE.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-05-25 03:15:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:28:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
SHITTY ALTER ALERT
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-24 16:28:52 EDT (#)
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<baking lady> ain't get'n no love no mo?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-24 15:28:40 EDT (#)
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SHITTY ALTER ALERT
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-05-24 08:28:04 EDT (#)
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Jesus....you're reposting QueenAshlee's stuff?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:42:54 EDT (#)
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Fuck right off.
Further.
Further still.
Until you can't see Uber anymore.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:37:07 EDT (#)
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Does he have the stuff that goes into the glass pipe?
Then I might be interested.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:35:27 EDT (#)
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Interesting.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:32:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-24 06:12:14 (#)
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Your product is probably shit and dangerous.
NOBODY BUY ANYTHING FROM MISS BAKING AIDS HERE, YOU WILL GET HIV AND SHAME YOUR FAMILY.
I, however, am considering producing a line of hilarious t-shirts and hoodies that will enhance your standing amongst your peers and make you more attractive to the opposite sex. They will only be sold to people who have satisfied me with their awesomeness. To satisfy my awesomeness you will have to give me money, I will then send you the product of your choice. I believe that's how things work.
BUY BRITISH, BUY BERTY, DON'T GET HIV.
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http://moid.org/ed/pony2.jpg Could I get this picture of you on three(3) hodies in an extra large(XL) size, my good sir?
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:29:08 EDT (#)
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This is not a swap meet you hippie swine, nor is this your personal blog. Please refrain from posting again, until you either smoked yourself cool again, or you die.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-05-24 07:01:22 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-24 06:13:14 EDT (#)
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Post a pic of him blowing a glass. DOODLES would love to do a story on that shit
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-24 06:12:14 EDT (#)
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Your product is probably shit and dangerous.
NOBODY BUY ANYTHING FROM MISS BAKING AIDS HERE, YOU WILL GET HIV AND SHAME YOUR FAMILY.
I, however, am considering producing a line of hilarious t-shirts and hoodies that will enhance your standing amongst your peers and make you more attractive to the opposite sex. They will only be sold to people who have satisfied me with their awesomeness. To satisfy my awesomeness you will have to give me money, I will then send you the product of your choice. I believe that's how things work.
BUY BRITISH, BUY BERTY, DON'T GET HIV.
Submitted by hour_man (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:49:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Uberbay?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-05-24 05:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
uh -2 in the first line.
I'll buy a bowl (as in paraphernalia associated with recreational drug use) from you. Let me see a picture or something before I commit. Or a free sample.