Time Deals the BEST Consequences (902 hits)
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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (View user info) at 2006-05-19 15:07:44 EDT
"WHO is this??" I asked again.
"It's Garry. I was wondering what you're doing for dinner tonight?"
Looking over at the pot of TunaHelper simmering on the stove, I replied "nothing special planned."
"I'm in town and was wondering if you wanted to get something to eat"
"Sure!"
Hearing his voice on the phone unexpectedly brought back familiar feelings, making my heart race and my palms sweat. I hadn't really seen Garry in almost 10 years. I'd only just moved back to the province and was as surprised as he was when we ran into each other at a 7-11 a few weeks ago. Something was mentioned about having coffee but I didn't really think anything of it. Now he was five minutes away.
Opening the door revealed him slouching in the doorway his hands stuffed into his front pockets. He always did that when he felt uncomfortable, not sure of what to do with his hands. We hugged after I invited him in, a full body, comfortable hug. He even smelled the same; musky, sweet, a touch of vanilla.
I showed him around my newly acquired basement suite. Pointing out the new collections I'd started. We both joked about trivial things, trying to ease the awkward tension. Then we were off to get something to eat.
Sitting across from him, watching him eat, watching him talk, the way he animated his stories with his hands, the way his long blond hair fell into his eyes, it was easy to remember why I fell in love with him. He still was very charismatic, very charming.
He asked me why I moved so far away after we broke up. I told him I had a "unique job opportunity that I just couldn't pass up." He didn't need to know that I'd moved after he broke my heart, because my flight instinct was screaming "FLEE!! FLEE!! AS FAR AWAY AS POSSIBLE - JUST GO!!"
The top of the planet seemed as good a place as any. I'd never seen Canada's Arctic before. I told him stories of my time up north. I had plenty of stories after so many years away. I'd learned a lot about myself being so far from friends and family. I'd had the opportunity to put my life in perspective. Sure I'd made my fair share of mistakes, but I'd suffered my fair share of consequences as well.
I asked him what he'd been up to since we last saw each other. He was still seeing the chick he broke up with me for. Although it had been rough; one of those make-up break-up kinds of relationships. He seemed frustrated and stuck in the life he'd chosen for himself. I asked him why he was still with her since she didn't really seem to make him happy. That's when he told me about his son.
He and this chick had been going through one of their "break-up" phases. Out of the blue she informs him that she's pregnant, with a catch; "the baby might not be yours." Like it was written for an episode of Jerry Springer, he starts telling me how the night his son was born, he shared his pacing around the waiting room with an unfamiliar black guy. When the nurse announced the baby was white, Garry shook the black guy's hand and never saw him again. I was amazed!! Plus, I never expected Garry to have children. He always told me that he would never bring kids into "this kind of world". After hearing his story, I was still surprised to see how he'd embraced fatherhood, and how it suited him.
We continued chatting about "old times."
He confessed to me that he never should have broken up with me.
"The sex with you was amazing."
This statement shocked me! Only because I knew the sex was good. At least I thought it was. But honestly what did I know? When he and I first met, I'd learned very little from the few partners I'd had. At the time, I really had no idea how to please a man, or how I needed to be pleased.
Over the years, I'd always felt lucky to have found him, my "man of many fingers". He taught me to enjoy my body. He helped me explore different sensations that often started out "uncomfortable" but by "pushing past" that first initial discomfort, deeper, stronger, enjoyable feelings could be found. He was responsible for unleashing passion I didn't know I was capable of. Since I was remembering stolen moments in time where we had enjoyed each other's bodies, I expected him to start talking about the enthusiasm that we used to share.
But that's not what he did. He started telling me about how bad the sex was with his girlfriend, the mother of his child, the chick he broke up with me for. How she'll only accommodate a select few positions. How she isn't receptive to new ideas. How each session has to be planned and can in no way be spontaneous. I tried to listen with the ear of a friend, trying to be supportive, sympathetic where I needed to be.
He drove me home and walked me to my door. At the door, we shared another hug. I said something like "okay, now beat it" with a joking smile. He said "looks like I'm going to have to." Again, I was shocked!! Was he serious?? Did he really expect me to have sex with him, after so many years, after so much had happened?? Did he really have no idea how he truly destroyed who I was inside and how I had struggled to rebuild it all!!??
He held me tighter, sinking his fingers into my hair, knowing how this used to illicit the right kinds of reactions. Nuzzling his face into my neck, I could hear his breathing as he inhaled my perfume. Quietly, he says "I haven't stopped thinking about you. I've missed you. I want you so badly."
My mind flashed quickly to a sunlit university cafeteria, nearly 10 years ago, where my closest friend and I sat after too much coffee, plotting Garry's death. It had only been a few days since he told me it was over. I was devastated!! He was the first man I'd truly given my heart and body to. And now he informed me he'd found someone else, "someone older, more mature." He was an artist and gorgeous. I thought he was the best thing to ever happen to me. He was supposed to be the man that would "save" me. Now he was gone...
That's when we hatched "The Plan." We carefully plotted each and every intricate detail of Garry's well deserved demise. We each had an alibi. We had a scapegoat. We talked about the pros and cons of several different kinds of torture. We even discussed how we'd dismember the body and where we would dispose of it. "The Plan" was splendid in its simplicity yet delightfully delicious in its wickedness
But honestly, never in my wildest imagination did it even occur to me, that the best revenge, the most unique way to torture this man, who had betrayed me so horribly,
was to have Garry THINK ABOUT ME for 10 years!!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-05-20 13:27:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-20 12:56:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I still say this is good stuff.
I AM AN AUTHORITY ON THE SUBJECT.
If you don't believe me, read this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/88089
BAM.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-19 21:15:15 EDT (#)
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Oh, and you should have known better than to date a guy who spells "Gary" with two 'r's. I mean, come ON.
Congratulations on your unintended, but still sweet (?) revenge.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-05-19 21:14:06 EDT (#)
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'Over the years, I'd always felt lucky to have found him, my "man of many fingers".'
I'm going to go out on a limb and say he has ten.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:21:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FUCK THE TITLE MEANS!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-19 18:11:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
This post bored the bejesus outta me.
Which is good, because I was getting kinda sore.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:50:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You're fucking stupid if you didn't know by his "...the sex with my regular broad blows" line that he was after a piece of your pie.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:26:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YOUR ALL JUST A BUNCH OF JERKS!
*weeps the rest of the day*
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
congratulations you spiteful wench :)
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-05-19 17:17:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
this was boring and pale
you might have issues
think about it
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:50:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:27:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Good work Method.
Personally, I just decided I think she's a stupid bitch. I don't have to explain myself. That's how Uber works.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:16:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Just be glad I'm not hitting you with any alters
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:11:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Well then, I apologize, and I take it all back. Here's a -2 to ease your suffering
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:05:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
"Every time a Method -2s, an angel gets hemorrhoids."
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-19 16:01:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:56:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just assuming this is the same browneyedgirl who used to purposely ruin peoples +2 streaks just for the fuck of it, because "no one deserves a perfect rating"
She/he got banned for it and made another user account.
Even if it's not her, I'm just an asshole.
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no I'm NOT her....
geez!! another -2!??? you ARE an asshole!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:56:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm just assuming this is the same browneyedgirl who used to purposely ruin peoples +2 streaks just for the fuck of it, because "no one deserves a perfect rating"
She/he got banned for it and made another user account.
Even if it's not her, I'm just an asshole.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:51:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:46:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
Cripes...
"All the haters in the house say 'HEEEEEEEEEY!'"
scourge & Method: "HEEEEEEEEEY!"
What did you do to scourge and Method? Did you accidentally sodomize them with a hampster on accident? Are they still stuck up there? Are they getting infected?
Cripes...
That's a lot of hate for someone with 5 posts.
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I really thought Method would've be more creative... maybe he's tired....
Perhaps he's choked 'cause I DIDN'T sodomize him with a hampster??
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:46:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Cripes...
"All the haters in the house say 'HEEEEEEEEEY!'"
scourge & Method: "HEEEEEEEEEY!"
What did you do to scourge and Method? Did you accidentally sodomize them with a hampster on accident? Are they still stuck up there? Are they getting infected?
Cripes...
That's a lot of hate for someone with 5 posts.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:42:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:38:53 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:20:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're a stupid bitch.
How about that?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:27:43 (#)
Ranking: 1
good writing.
but it's fucking gay how stupid ass whores always want to fuck up the guy's shit after he breaks up with them. let me guess...you wanted to key his car or something?
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I didn't care about any of his shit.....
I wanted to hurt HIM physically in ways that would make Quentin Tarantino blush!!
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:27:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good writing.
but it's fucking gay how stupid ass whores always want to fuck up the guy's shit after he breaks up with them. let me guess...you wanted to key his car or something?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:20:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I think you're a stupid bitch.
How about that?
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:19:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:16:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
SNAPAPOTTOMUS!
Very nice, BEG... very, very nice.
The other part of that torture was not letting him have a piece (or maybe you did?). I know I'm speaking for all the guys out there when I say that he called you for a little "me-love-you-long-time."
Stay strong. Maintain your torture.
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thanks CO...
and no... he didn't get "a piece" that night...
he never will!!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:16:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
But honestly, never in my wildest imagination did it even occur to me, that the best revenge, the most unique way to torture this man, who had betrayed me so horribly,
was to have Garry THINK ABOUT ME for 10 years!!!!
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Trust me, he didn't think about you for 10 years - 10 minutes, maybe, until he unloaded his jizz onto your torso.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:16:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
SNAPAPOTTOMUS!
Very nice, BEG... very, very nice.
The other part of that torture was not letting him have a piece (or maybe you did?). I know I'm speaking for all the guys out there when I say that he called you for a little "me-love-you-long-time."
Stay strong. Maintain your torture.
Submitted by _SuSpEcT_ (user info) at 2006-05-19 15:13:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
good writing, good story, kinda boring though.