Cake (small) (1584 hits)
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Submitted by Cindy (View user info) at 2006-05-08 11:33:11 EDT
My Birthday cake in the sahpe of a capervan. Proper size.
It's this http://www.ubersite.com/m/72068
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Submitted by Barnymeinhoff (user info) at 2006-08-23 08:43:48 EDT (#)
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ffv+2
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-07-02 19:12:53 EDT (#)
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FAVORITE BIRTHDAY AWARD!
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-06-07 14:29:21 EDT (#)
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i'ma going to be crossing the pond soon and i have a couple of questions
send me an E-add...if you want
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-05 17:34:03 EDT (#)
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C1ndy,
your NationStates country died!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-05-22 16:53:01 EDT (#)
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GG!!!!??? wow. so far pregnancy has enabled me to actually (gasp) fill out my b-cups! Amazing!
pregnant ladies of Uber unite! :)
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-13 07:58:52 EDT (#)
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hey, c1ndy. I'm gonna go to bed and wake up for the second half of the 'cup. English football is bollocks but I wanna watch 'arry kick another goal so I can watch the World Cup and think we're a chance. Your cake is dumb btw, the windows are white - that's fucking stupid. Hope you're well, and that my kids never have you as an english teacher, not to mention geometry.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:58:53 EDT (#)
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different.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-05-10 08:46:24 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-09 11:55:15 EDT (#)
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aww thanks uber.
You will all be glad to know that my tearfulness has now turned to rage, for today at least. I sent some emails ALL IN CAPITAL LETTERS today, and shouted at a lab technician in the corridor.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-09 07:12:57 EDT (#)
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Happy Birthday, Miss. I'm in Experienced, can I come over?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:36:29 EDT (#)
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stop being fat
Submitted by deedee (user info) at 2006-05-09 01:07:48 EDT (#)
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the wheels look really cool n squishy, mmmm
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:27:38 EDT (#)
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goddam fucking free-love peace no more war long-haired hippy van cake
Submitted by georgemichael (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:26:54 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-05-08 20:16:52 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:58:59 (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:49:46 (#)
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Yes I made a spelling mistake in a post with less than 20 words, on my 2nd attempt at posting it
actually, you made two.
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oh God you're right....and the worst thing is I spend all day teaching kids English. I can't even remember words anymore.
I do have a massive chest, however (GG cup anyone?),
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...Could I be in your class? Please?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:58:14 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-05-08 19:33:59 EDT (#)
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I wouldn't even BEGIN to know how to make a cake like that! I tried to describe it to my mom today (yes, I did), but all I could come up with was "it has windshield wipers!!! and it's not flat, it's 3-dimensional!!!"
She was impressed.
Method, tell that internet scoundrel Apollo that his eyes are set so widely apart he doesn't have to move his hot-air balloon head to cross the street safely....good thing, too because he has no neck.
Thanks.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:58:28 EDT (#)
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This is so cool, they even got that savage dent on the side to scale.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:35:26 EDT (#)
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No one will mess with Cindy even if they have her plates, I'm her personal guardian.
<mutter>
Submitted by LSD420 (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:29:09 EDT (#)
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I would toke up in that van with my friends. I mean alone.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:13:21 EDT (#)
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nice cake!!!
it'll be interesting to see what your boobs look like after you've had your kidlet??!!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-08 18:05:30 EDT (#)
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You know I think both you and apollo missed my post where I had you two shagging each other...
Congrats on the kid.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-08 17:43:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:09:01 (#)
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You may find that giving some of the guys here your license plate # will prove to be a terrible idea.
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yes it's a good job I have no uber enemies.... oh shit.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-05-08 16:26:18 EDT (#)
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that is a fabulous cake.
i tried to make a cat of rice crispies once.
it did not go well.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:35:44 EDT (#)
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GG??! And you got a cake in the shape of a van?..
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:32:54 EDT (#)
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I think I see smoke coming out of the back window. Have you been puffin' the herb in the VW?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:26:27 EDT (#)
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hahaha both. i also saw a girl with 36P real. she was a stick too. she had a boob reduction whilst still in highschool. poor kid.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:25:59 EDT (#)
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fuck off*
*sorry i can't spend any time being creatively mean to you today, far too busy - i'll be back later to make you blub.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-08 14:12:21 EDT (#)
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I know the feeling, Hilarity
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:36:31 EDT (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:10:13 (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:33:23 (#)
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A GG-CUP?!?!?! I'm not sure if I've ever seen boobs that big. My boobs sure aren't teh awesome like your's *hangs head, looks at small C-cup, cries*
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1) i have.
2) are you seriously a c? you didn't look that big in the giraffe pic.
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You have?!?! Holy crap. Where they real though or fake one's? Only the real one's that are that huge are impressive to me.
Oh noes, I just had a thought..... If Cindy's boob's are that big to begin with, imagine how big they're gonna be at month 8. Poor Cindy, I can only imagine the back pain involved in carting two 10lbs. watermelons around on your chest. Ugh.
What are you talking about, a c-cup isn't big, especially on a tall girl. My friend is 5'1" and has the same size tits as me, but they look HUGE on her. I can only fathom that the shirt/bra/jacket combo I had in that pic downplayed them. Not really much to downplay though. I just have normal proportions for a semi-normal girl. No bombshell-type shit going on here.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:19:58 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:33:23 (#)
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A GG-CUP?!?!?! I'm not sure if I've ever seen boobs that big. My boobs sure aren't teh awesome like your's *hangs head, looks at small C-cup, cries*.
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Don't worry, I still accept your boobies. Drop by my place with a condom and I'll profess my love for normal tits.
I like the cake, by the way.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:10:32 EDT (#)
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Awesome cake, happy birthday, and congrats on the child thing you got going for you.
And double GG...I...I don't even know...what? How big is that exactly? Like watemelons?
And your boobs are fine hilarity. If you don't believe me just post pictures and I'm sure we'll all be very reassuring.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:10:13 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:33:23 (#)
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A GG-CUP?!?!?! I'm not sure if I've ever seen boobs that big. My boobs sure aren't teh awesome like your's *hangs head, looks at small C-cup, cries*
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1) i have.
2) are you seriously a c? you didn't look that big in the giraffe pic.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-05-08 13:09:01 EDT (#)
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You may find that giving some of the guys here your license plate # will prove to be a terrible idea.
Submitted by Chazzy (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:51:19 EDT (#)
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Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:33:23 (#)
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Best cake ever.
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:39:26 EDT (#)
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I'd hit it. Err. Eat it.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:33:23 EDT (#)
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A GG-CUP?!?!?! I'm not sure if I've ever seen boobs that big. My boobs sure aren't teh awesome like your's *hangs head, looks at small C-cup, cries*.
I understand about the hormone's, and they suck. You will, at least once, seriously question your sanity on a very deep, deep level. That's where Daddy come's into play, rubs your back, fields objects thrown at him and others, and reassures you that you're just as beautiful and sane as when you two first got together.
Don't worry Cindy, it's awesome that you're gonna be a momma, and no one should mess you for it if they're smart. You could kill them, blame it on hormone's, and get off O.J. Simpson free.
Submitted by ilikesteak (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:33:23 EDT (#)
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Best cake ever.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:23:29 EDT (#)
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awwwwwwwwwwww
well, I'll try to keep my viciousness in check for you Cindy - hormones can mess you up, that's for sure.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:19:17 EDT (#)
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I'm not due till the end of October. I have my scan next week But I live in pikeyland so they won't tell us the sex due to "policy". I haven't been posting about being pregnant because I get all upset when people are mean- I'm a bit hormonal.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:19:02 EDT (#)
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"(GG cup anyone?)"
We're stuck looking at a cake while you keep those funbags on a leash?
I feel slightly ripped off.
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:11:38 EDT (#)
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You teach and you're preggers? Oh wow....
I hope it's not Elem. Ed. All those funky little kid smells would probably flip your stomach faster than you could make it to the bathroom. Then there's the smelly kid that always wants to hang by your side because no one else wants to be around him because he's smelly. No one ever likes the smelly kid.
When are you due?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:11:31 EDT (#)
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Har Har, you're preggers.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:10:37 EDT (#)
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How did I miss that you're preggers?!?!?!
Congratulations! WOOOT!!
do you know girl or boy yet?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:07:36 EDT (#)
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<sets up tent, pulls out wienies>
So, how are you Cindy - long time, no camp!!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:06:55 EDT (#)
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Yes Hilarity- and they make the baby look like it is made of gold.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:05:00 EDT (#)
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carcake
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-05-08 12:04:22 EDT (#)
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mmmmm.... cake.... mmmmm
Happy Birfnday by the by.
And congrats on the babila. I'm going to a baby shower on Sat. for my 1st nephew! Granted, I'm not going to be a "blood relative" aunt, BUT he'll still like Aunt Angel the best because I'll show him how to be bad and get away with it. Bwahahahahahhah.
On a side note, those new sonogram pictures freak me out. They're all life-like and shit. You can actually SEE the baby in the womb. It's freaky and unnatural to know what a baby looks like before it's born.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:58:59 EDT (#)
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Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:49:46 (#)
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Yes I made a spelling mistake in a post with less than 20 words, on my 2nd attempt at posting it
actually, you made two.
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oh God you're right....and the worst thing is I spend all day teaching kids English. I can't even remember words anymore.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:54:31 EDT (#)
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I liked the big one better.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:53:04 EDT (#)
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That is the world's most kickassingest cake.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:49:46 EDT (#)
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Yes I made a spelling mistake in a post with less than 20 words, on my 2nd attempt at posting it
actually, you made two.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:39:11 EDT (#)
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It's wobbly because Mat demanded the woman made it without marzipan because I don't like it, and out of sponge instead of fruit cake because I don't like that either. I think the woman was actually quite upset with the result.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:37:38 EDT (#)
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Just to clarify:
Yes I made a spelling mistake in a post with less than 20 words, on my 2nd attempt at posting it.
I've lost a lot of weight on most of my body, due to 15 weeks of morning sickness and no alcohol or chocolate. I do have a massive chest, however (GG cup anyone?), and the start of a baby shape. I'm not posting any more pictures, you can all use your imaginations.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:37:33 EDT (#)
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looks all fucking melted and shit
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-05-08 11:34:22 EDT (#)
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I'd still prefer tits. But thats very shallow of me.
The great thing about the internet, is you don't have to worry about keeping a straight face.