Ubercons-The Shocking Truth! (1061 hits)
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Submitted by The_Taste_of_Monkeys (View user info) at 2006-04-18 06:10:46 EDT
This is a whole mess of crazy. Advance apologies to Spooner and Hand Turkeys everywhere.
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-19 15:51:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
So from this I can deduce that
1.People expect more of me
2.People expect less of me
3.Need to include Wardy
4.Fuck Lando Calrissian
5.The Shlongy-Turkey is funny
6.Jam is Bosh!
7.I have fans
8.I have anti-fans
9.Is the answer 'Who is Jesus?'
10.None of the above
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-19 07:54:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:52:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with all the hate???
Is half of Uber on the rag today?
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The first day back after a bank holiday weekend is always rough. Being happy then is frowned upon like ejaculating at a funeral.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-19 07:41:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's head on the hand turkey should be a logo for some professional sports team.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-04-19 02:05:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's head on a hand turkey is somehow more disturbing that every Goatse put together.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:50:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I just realised, Bosh is teh groin.
Submitted by legallady (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:46:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this made me smile. Not sure why.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:32:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
For most anyone TTOM this would have been a +2, you however, I have higher expectations of, speaking of better, Uber Magic could always be taken up again, you could dedicate a whole post to Methods alters and Wardy because he has to be in any post with a name drop, as he said it's the rules. I'm going to go ahead and give this a .5
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-18 21:18:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:49:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
put a lot of work into this I would think...
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-18 18:37:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy's head saying "a load of nonsensical pigshit" made me laugh. A lot.
for that, +2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know but I've left some completely hysterical reviews in a number of posts today.
You all should search them out.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-18 17:28:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where have the hits been this week?
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:52:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What's with all the hate???
Is half of Uber on the rag today?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:50:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
filename
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:31:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:56:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
if you're going to drop names on uber and don't mention wardy, it's an auto -2. sorry, it's the rules.
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+2 for NOT including me.
-1 for including Shlongy. He's worthless.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:17:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
transformers
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-18 15:09:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I never tire of looking at myself in "photo-head shots".
Apparently, unfortunately, a lot of Uber doesn't feel the same way, it appears.
FUCK THEM! MORE SHLONGY!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-18 14:59:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckall, I'm a Transformers fan and a TTOM fan.
JAMJAMJAMJAMJAM
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-18 14:57:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:32:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Devastator. +2.
THORNY SUPERIOR
UBERCONS INFERIOR
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
But...wait a minute...
THORNWAVE?!? That's the BEST you could come up with for me? Made me the damn cassette player?!?
Eh, I'm just pissy 'cause I broke that Transformer about 2 hours after I got it for Christmas one year.
Also, that's the worst use EVAR of my o-face...
+1 only because Bosh Haul cracked me up.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:55:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
you should've called it 'American' Ubercons..
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:55:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:25:41 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:14:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
This was terribly boring and lacking of any entertainment value. It was however an Uber clique post, so let me go ahead and probably be the only person to give this the rating it deserves.
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The man does have something of a point.
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:16:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Mom! Berty's having those mood-swingy things again!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-18 13:29:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
yeah, not as good as your other stuff
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:56:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
if you're going to drop names on uber and don't mention wardy, it's an auto -2. sorry, it's the rules.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:45:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-18 11:06:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
You have no discerinble talents whatsoever.
This is not funny, inovative, original, enthralling, captivating, emotional or well constructed.
It's just pure, unadulterated SHIT! The only person who will like it is Shlongy, and that's because he's a simpleton.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:49:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
youve done better.
Submitted by sinna (user info) at 2006-04-18 10:36:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:46:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-18 09:43:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:41:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought this was cute.
Cause I miss my transformers.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-18 08:07:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Those who do not see the beauty of this post are just...you guessed it...
Frank Stallone.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-04-18 07:05:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Not too great... that being said- if I was in it, i'd give it a +2, so have a 0 to compensate for my hypocrisy.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-18 07:02:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
You've done waaaaaaaaaay better.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:32:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Devastator. +2.
THORNY SUPERIOR
UBERCONS INFERIOR
My man soundwave.
I will always always +2 Transformers, unless you really fuck up.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:26:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:14:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
This was terribly boring and lacking of any entertainment value. It was however an Uber clique post, so let me go ahead and probably be the only person to give this the rating it deserves
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not without me you won't.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:25:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:14:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
This was terribly boring and lacking of any entertainment value. It was however an Uber clique post, so let me go ahead and probably be the only person to give this the rating it deserves.
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The man does have something of a point.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:16:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I must admit, whenever the term Ubercon was mentioned I did always think of Transformers.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-04-18 06:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
This was terribly boring and lacking of any entertainment value. It was however an Uber clique post, so let me go ahead and probably be the only person to give this the rating it deserves.