Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Alfred Nobel Discusses his Legacy (1413 hits)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-04-14 13:44:24 EDT
Two things are of note. FOr once, I retooled the website so that it doesn't look like absolutel trash. it's actually kind of preasentable now.
http://handturkeytheatre.box43.net
Secondly, I think I'm gonna finally start selling AHTT shirt. Just to see if I can. The store is found here:
https://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=20359
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:23:24 EDT (#)
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Thanks for the heads up, I fixed it.
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-15 12:02:57 EDT (#)
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In your shop, both Turkeys are named Jeremy. Also the postage to the UK is more than the shirt.
Bugger.
-Dave
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-15 11:55:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:40:03 (#)
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- You're responsible for the deaths of thousands, perhaps millions, and Easter Eggs are going to make people forget that?
- The eggs are colored, man, of course they will.
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This made me spit beer at my monitor.
-Dave
Submitted by devadasi (user info) at 2006-04-15 04:04:15 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-15 00:40:03 EDT (#)
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- You're responsible for the deaths of thousands, perhaps millions, and Easter Eggs are going to make people forget that?
- The eggs are colored, man, of course they will.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-04-14 20:04:37 EDT (#)
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Fantastic
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2006-04-14 19:39:26 EDT (#)
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Thats not how it happened.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-14 18:59:44 EDT (#)
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Haha great ending.
I think you have lost a bit of focus on the 'Awkward' part though. I mean, in most of this they were working together. The Roman Polanski one was insanely awkward, which made it much better.
Still funny though.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:23:51 EDT (#)
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I love the Hand Turkeys, but this one wasn't up to snuff with a lot of the others. +2 anyway.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 17:04:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:41:39 (#)
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The problem with selling colored shirts is that I don't know how to make them so that the image would show up as something other than a turkey on a white box.
If I can, though, I'll find a way to get a black shirt. Just for you.
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I understand the challenge, but that would make me oh so happy.
I'd wear it everyday.
Really, I would.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:49:55 EDT (#)
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*Suggestions
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:49:11 EDT (#)
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I'm sure you've had lots of suggestioons by now, but maybe you should do one on that top secret agent "Deep Throat" and how he got his name.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:41:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:03:30 (#)
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I'd buy the hell out of an AHTT shirt if you sold it in black.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:52:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
Post: kickass
Shirt: grey ringer, and in 3X, I'm on it.
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The problem with selling colored shirts is that I don't know how to make them so that the image would show up as something other than a turkey on a white box. This is because I am more or less retarded when it comes to making images on the interweb. There are ways to do it, definitely, I just don't know what they are.
If I can, though, I'll find a way to get a black shirt. Just for you.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:27:25 EDT (#)
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she was on her porch and neighbors asked her about it. that would be a boring one.
maybe one about cheney deciding it was agood idea.
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:21:49 EDT (#)
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You should do an AHTT of what Valerie Palme was doing when her identity was revealed.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:13:39 EDT (#)
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Simply fantastic.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-14 16:07:25 EDT (#)
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Psh, exactly why I don't even WANT a Nobel Prize.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:48:27 EDT (#)
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WERE YOU TRYING TO MOCK THE WHITE HOUSE EGG HUNT?
ITS GOING TO BE FUNNY SINCE I READ THAT ALL THE GAY COUPLE ARE BRINGING THIER CHILDREN EARLY SO THEY CAN ALL PARTICIAPTE
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:45:25 EDT (#)
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pie eating and egg hunt. sounds dirty.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:44:30 EDT (#)
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Least kept secret on Uber?
I'm fat.
310 today.
320 13 days ago, though.
W00T! Fat man's losing weight!
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:43:25 EDT (#)
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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:52:11 (#)
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Post: kickass
Shirt: grey ringer, and in 3X, I'm on it.
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+1.5 for post.
+0.5 for finally knowing that jgreening either likes baggy clothes, or is fuckin' huge. I somehow am leaning toward the latter.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:39:48 EDT (#)
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Damn man, I'm so buying one of those shirts
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-14 15:00:02 EDT (#)
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somebody ripped of your turkey idea---> http://www.ubersite.com/m/86655
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:58:09 EDT (#)
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Genius!
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:57:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:52:11 EDT (#)
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Post: kickass
Shirt: grey ringer, and in 3X, I'm on it.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:48:01 EDT (#)
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I actually laughed.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:03:30 EDT (#)
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I'd buy the hell out of an AHTT shirt if you sold it in black.
Submitted by extacy_red (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:02:12 EDT (#)
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hahahaha
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:55:13 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:54:28 EDT (#)
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somehow slightly lacking...
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:47:55 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:47:29 EDT (#)
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Crazy Turkeys