I confess : i'm a fucking idiot (1082 hits)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (View user info) at 2006-04-12 18:11:43 EDT
That's right. I don't know shit about politics or anything come to think of it.
Like many potheads, I try to give meaning to my pointless existence by giving myself the illusion that I'm fighting the system.
It's a well-known defense mechanism really.
I know I have zero influence on the huge planetary issues I address day after day, but this way I can avoid my own miserable reality.
It's kinda like those high school ugly fat nerds who would fantasize on the super hot popular chick to forget the fact that one day, they're gonna have to go out there and find themselves an ugly chick...and even work hard to get her!
Yeah, my life is just like that. It's time I realize I'm no leader. I'm no great man. I'm just a fucking loser who wasted away much of his best years thinking otherwise and now I gotta lot of catching on to do.
I'm just a fucking coward who can't overcome the anxiety everytime I come to that realisation. Because believe me, deep down I do know what I am or rather, what I am not. But it's a lot easier to smoke that fucking joint and convince myself that I'm better than all of you.
I am weak and I am an addict. It WILL happen again. So Uber, next time you see me patronizing you on life, remember what I just said and tell me to shut the fuck up.
I need your help guys.
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Submitted by WantageJamie (user info) at 2008-08-10 15:23:58 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by scinut (user info) at 2008-08-08 17:03:07 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-12-03 07:19:35 EST (#)
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Where you at, Stapler?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-05-16 16:36:31 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-13 03:46:27 EDT (#)
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OMG BANNED!
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-12 21:45:56 EDT (#)
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I knew it was to sane to be ETS.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:49:31 EDT (#)
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Auto anything-about-ETS-post -2.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:47:48 EDT (#)
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Just FYI that's a bannable offense and given that you've done it twice in a row now, bart might get peeved. If I were you I'd use that contact link in the top right and email him apologizing, ask to get the posts taken down, and whatever... if he notices before you contact him he most likely will ban you.
PS to those who asked yah that's a picture of my family that's years old now. Lifted from a post of mine, gigantor size and all, awhile back.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:36:26 EDT (#)
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dad is that me?
wait, what?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:22:46 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:07:44 EDT (#)
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original.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-12 19:05:10 EDT (#)
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Mom, it that you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:38:21 EDT (#)
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Inspector Scourge is spot on. I do this kind of thing all the time in an effort to maintain my outstanding reputation. Why the fuck would I bother, retard?
Why are you trying to get banned, redneck? Are you drunk or have you just gotten stupider (I would never have believed that was possible).
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:38:05 EDT (#)
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If only it were really you.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:35:10 EDT (#)
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keep em coming
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:30:38 EDT (#)
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Hahahaha!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:27:50 EDT (#)
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wait...it's 5 posts...that's way too many.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:27:13 EDT (#)
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nice job at 4 posts in one day. quite an achievement
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:26:36 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:20:05 (#)
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The spelling of "realisation" suggests it isn't an american who is doing this. So that eliminates a lot of uber.
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It's Sphaggy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:25:06 EDT (#)
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i think that sums it up nicely
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:24:07 EDT (#)
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you remind me of the type of person that can't leave a party on his own...
unless he's escorted out by force
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:22:49 EDT (#)
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If I hadn't just recently got back my acocunt I would post as PokeyPecker and say I'm about to be banned.
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:22:15 EDT (#)
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Maybe you should have waited until the real ETS post was a little farther down the front page.
Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:20:05 EDT (#)
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The spelling of "realisation" suggests it isn't an american who is doing this. So that eliminates a lot of uber.
Submitted by SPECIALk (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:18:55 EDT (#)
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not cool
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:16:00 EDT (#)
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Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:15:30 (#)
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Is this for real?
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No it isn't jackass!!
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:15:30 EDT (#)
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Is this for real?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:12:49 EDT (#)
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Isn't that a banning offence?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:12:28 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:12:19 EDT (#)
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FUCK OFF