I have a dream.... (710 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 1 on 12 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by That Is My Stapler (View user info) at 2006-04-11 14:53:13 EDT
I have a dream that someday my 4 little children can sit down and eat black babies for supper.
I have a dream that someday my penis-pump enlarger will actually enlarge my penis, instead of just applying vacuum pressure and leaving it throbbing and red for 20 minutes.
I have a dream that someday Sphagnum, Shlongy, Retrospect, Zakalwe, Pen-Name and Iago will have a circle-jerk that results in a lot of hamstring injuries.
I have a dream that George W. Bush will someday be President of The United States!
I have a dream that someday a really hot chick will actually notice I'm alive and that I'll then become so awkward and nervous that I'll fall down a well and die while mole-rats eat my corneas.
I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the quality of their bling.
I have a dream that someday I'll have a bunch of "super-friends" from a ridiculous website that has taken up entirely too much of my life.
I have a dream that that mohawk you're contemplating giving your 7 year old daughter is a really, really great idea.
I have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are using equal instead of sweet-n-low or cane sugar."
I have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood and have some beers and some broads and tell dick and fart jokes.
I have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice and skank-ho's for all.
I have a dream that Pentameter is going to mail me her underwear for...you know...safe-keeping.
Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last! Bust out the Shlitz Malt Liquor!
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-12 11:46:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a dream you'll find some friends and get the fuck out of here.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:45:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 for the dead nigger.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-11 21:18:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 for the name drop.
-1 for including Shlongy in a line with those other zeros.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 20:09:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:41:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:17:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sympathy +2
You're so fucking pathetic it scares me.
=======
I forgot to mention the dream of you getting anally raped by Zoidberg while eating corn on the cob.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-11 19:17:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Sympathy +2
You're so fucking pathetic it scares me.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-11 16:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Black babies.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:02:03 (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess that package I sent you in the mail got lost, huh?
------
OH NOES!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:03:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this gave me a WET dream
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:02:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
meh.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:02:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I guess that package I sent you in the mail got lost, huh?
Submitted by Hilarity_Ensues (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:58:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I have a dream that someday a really hot chick will actually notice I'm alive and that I'll then become so awkward and nervous that I'll fall down a well and die while mole-rats eat my corneas.
----
this made me laugh.