Put Your Best Breast Forward (1355 hits)
Category: Science & EnvironmentalRating: 1.06 on 25 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by oxymoron (View user info) at 2006-04-07 19:03:29 EDT
Some facts about breasts
They stop traffic, men love them and women are rarely satisfied with them. However, women continue to be preoccupied with the size and shape of their breasts... Me too.
Most women think that the ideal size for breasts is a C/D cup, whereas the average breast size of women in the UK is 36B
...You Brits need to start drinking your milk
Most women who have breast operations go up or down two sizes
...DOWN? I don't get it.
"When it comes to cosmetic surgery, breast enlargements and reductions are by far the most popular operation, with almost 37 per cent of self-pay cosmetic surgery operations in BUPA hospitals being breast enlargements or reductions," reveals Dr Paula Franklin, BUPA's assistant medical director
....Obviously one rich motherfucker.
Over 70 per cent of women in the UK wear the wrong sized bra. BUPA's Dr Paula Franklin advises: "Wearing the wrong sized bra can lead to inadequate support, pressure sores, or back or neck problems (caused by the bra straps pulling on your back and neck). Therefore, it is important that women get themselves measured professionally and find a bra that gives them the required support and comfort. Women should wear a bra to prevent discomfort and sagging."
....Maybe if you guys drank more milk, you wouldn't need to smash them to make them stick out.
There was a lawsuit fought from 1934 to 1942 over rights to the bra, between a German-born designer, Otto Titzling, and a French-born designer, Philippe de Brassiere. Titzling had invented the first bra and although he patented improvements that he made, he did not actually patent the original. Brassiere won the case.
....HAHAHAHA, Tit sling. (obviously shenanigams)
4. In the late 1920's, a Russian immigrant named Ida Rosenthal, was responsible for grouping women into the bust size categories (cup sizes) that we use nowadays and developed bras for every stage of life (puberty to maturity).
....Think she ever thought there would be 48JJ's?
Happy National Cleavage Day!
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-10 19:36:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
better.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-10 04:41:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:22:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
I let them see me masturbate.
Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-04-09 10:59:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:55:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
shit in the BED! That chick in the white is fucking HAWT!
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-04-09 10:49:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
My girl just went up two sizes. That is why I smile a lot.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-09 07:32:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy Mammary Mountains, Batman!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-08 05:18:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-08 04:43:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the left and center.
The one on the right is a few beers.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-08 04:38:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Hard to say. I think I may have met them tonight...
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-07 23:16:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:12:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewwwww.
The one in the middle is nice.
The other two...
Just... ew....
+2 for filename.
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Are you shitting me? "Ewww..."
Are you HONESTLY tellibg me that you would refuse sex from any of those three? They're not exactly gorgeous, but I wouldn't even have to be drunk to nail any of those three.
Be honest with yourself.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-04-07 23:04:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
How creative...
You contribute so much.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-07 22:28:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this +2 illustrates how desperate i am to see semi-attractive women's boobs and not actually see any nipple.
god i suck...
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-07 21:10:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
those puppies are poised for world domination.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
YES.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:36:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
mehhhhh
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:26:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I do like cleavage. Middle one is hottest.
Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:12:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Ewwwww.
The one in the middle is nice.
The other two...
Just... ew....
+2 for filename.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-07 20:04:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
wow the one in white almost makes up for the one in blue
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:55:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
shit in the BED! That chick in the white is fucking HAWT!
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:35:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh ha ha ha, +2 for the filename.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:34:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for 1/3 of those girls being attractive, even though her tits are fake.
FOR ALL THE PORN ON THE INTERNET, CANT YOU PEOPLE DO ANY BETTER?
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:22:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I let them see me masturbate.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:17:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm lactose intolerant, and mine stick out of EVERYTHING
Go fig
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:17:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
My friend stacy has a 24 inch waist and actual real double F cups. She got measured at some fancy bra specialty store in London on a business trip because she could never find a comfortable bra. The had only two in stock in her size and she bought both of them because they felt so perfect. She's like some sexy freak of nature..
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:08:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
shit in the BED! That chick in the white is fucking HAWT!
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-04-07 19:07:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
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