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Submitted by oxymoron (View user info) at 2006-04-03 22:15:59 EDT
Tim and
his Chevy truck
hunting ducks
getting stuck
mud and muck
Tim and his
worn feet
driver's seat
drivers tan
Giant's Fan
beer cans
calloused hands
Tim and his
khaki pants
political rants
stoned glance
drummer boy
mama's joy
expensive toy
Tim and his
Marlboro lights
monkey bites
genius type
genius mind
from behind
lack of time
Tim and his
Roxy girl
rule the world
diesel fuel
diesel twin
red zin
living in sin
Tim and his
deep thoughts
bravely fought
getting caught
getting lit
almost fit
dirt and grit
Tim isn't just another
typical man
you see, but Tim
most importantly
loves
only me.
This was written by my fiance. It pretty much sums me up in a nutshell.
I thought it was very good, what does Uber think?
User Reviews
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:03:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I like this!!
Your chick did a good job!!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:28:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll give this a +1.5, because i LIKED the meter it was in
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:26:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I hope your fiance sucks cock better than she writes poetry...
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-04 14:32:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:29:14 (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought the complete opposite of what you thought.
Is your girlfriend a retard?
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Why does everyone think she's retarded? She had to model it from an existing poem.
She recieved an A on it, and has an IQ of over 140.
I still don't understand why all the retard comments. I don't see where one can come to that conclusion by reading this.
The insults don't bother me, I was expecting them, but some of them don't make any sense.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:29:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I thought the complete opposite of what you thought.
Is your girlfriend a retard?
Submitted by fuzzy_buzz (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:18:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:50:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
Beats some of the shit that passes for "poetry" on here.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:33:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
What skrapmetal said.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:26:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
It's very sweet. It's also very bad.
But sweet.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:40:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I am Tim's ruptured colon
I will kill Tim with teh cancer eventually.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:24:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
poo
Submitted by laika (user info) at 2006-04-04 01:07:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
well on the bright side, 97 percent of people suck at poetry.
on the negative side, your fiance does also.
i do have one question though.
why do girls of any type like roxy so much?
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:26:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Maybe I should have stated that she wrote this for school, and normally doesn't write poetry.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:13:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:38:12 (#)
Ranking: -1
Lerdy, im thinking that after 5 years of marriage to your Roxy girl you will find the solace of good beer.
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HAHAHA Roxy's my dog.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:02:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahahaha... i laughed at the sheer stupidity.... your wife is going to be a really dumb cunt, so fuck her face as hard as you want...
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:53:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:28:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
nice sentiment, but it's no good.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:47:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:38:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Lerdy, im thinking that after 5 years of marriage to your Roxy girl you will find the solace of good beer.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:22:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I liked it
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
call off the wedding.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:02:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
you shop at wal-mart a lot?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:30:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Tim sounds like he voted for Bush.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:28:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
nice sentiment, but it's no good.
Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:23:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwwwww....
....ful