A farewell to the culture & peoples of Western Europe (2001 hits)
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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-04-03 19:02:51 EDT
It's recently been brought to my attention that everyone I know, all my compatriots, and indeed half the population of my continent, are dying.
Why?
Because we don't got no faith.
I was raised in a household that professed no religion, and as a result my soul left my body around the age of 10, perhaps seeking a more pious earthly vessel.
This shortened my life expectancy by about 25 years.
And it's not just me. We, as a decadent old civilisation, have abandoned faith, and so the vitality of life itself has abandoned us. So many phenomena can be traced to this ultimate cause, to this rejection of holiness and worship. Without the Lord & his shepherds we have led ourselves astray, into decadence & immorality.
The only outcome, without a return to honest belief of our ancestors, is destruction, for sin is a crime that must be punished, whether in a man, a country, or a continent.
Perhaps this is global warming. Can you deny the connection between the rise of the industry (and the associated destruction of family values) and climate change? I think not, the link is undeniable. We must conclude that this is a divine punishment, intended to cleanse the old, low, lands of Western Europe while sparing the devout nations, like the Philippines, and the United States.
I for one welcome the coming annihilation, for in suffering the divine anger so will we be cleansed of our sin of denial, and be admitted into Heaven (Kansas).
I'd like to thank Senator Rick Santorum for alerting me to the reckless, self-inflicted ABORTION of my society. I hope he wins in November, and that God takes pity on my wretched sinner's soul, wherever it may be.
http://www.santorumexposed.com/pages/video/europe.php
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-04 18:36:10 EDT (#)
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Yeah, those were weak, but France didn't outlaw beheading until the late 70's. They were still public up until 1973ish. """
There are still some U.S. states whose official capital punishments are hanging, a firing squad or the electric chair (<- guillotine is a lot quicker), it doesn't mean they use it.
Thsoe aren't exactly civilized either. Besides, most industrialized nations abolished the death penalty, except of course the U.S. which always lags 20 years behind everyone on social issues (a proof of collective stupidity). I like your abortion debates by the way...those are so 1980.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-04 18:29:39 EDT (#)
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Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:50:37 (#)
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Caul, france sucks, face it.
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I suppose that's why Paris is the #1 tourist destination. But hey, it's a question of personal taste and if you like shitty weather, fish and chips and ugly women (the only things we ever hear about Britain), well, it's your choice.
Still, monkey's arguments were pretty stupid.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-04 18:08:03 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:47:32 (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:31:39 (#)
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Western European implies "advanced," and "forward thinking," and "worthwhile."
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Been to France recently? They still call their Farmers 'peasents'. "Advanced"?
Driven a car in Paris recently? No neither has anyone else cos theyve all been burned out. "forward thinking"?
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^stupidest arguments ever
Some people are just clueless retards.
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Yeah, those were weak, but France didn't outlaw beheading until the late 70's. They were still public up until 1973ish.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:50:37 EDT (#)
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Caul, france sucks, face it.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:47:40 EDT (#)
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The scottish were never conquered, our royalty merged the land by getting Mary queen of Scots pregnant.
Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-04-04 15:45:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:33:30 (#)
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
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"......I need an old priest and a new priest. Gonna be sick. Gonna vommmmmit"
Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me.....
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:54:39 EDT (#)
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rick santorum is gay
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:33:30 EDT (#)
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THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
Submitted by ripopotmus (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:11:29 EDT (#)
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We must conclude that this is a divine punishment......
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I don't have to conclude SHIT.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:47:32 EDT (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:31:39 (#)
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Western European implies "advanced," and "forward thinking," and "worthwhile."
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Been to France recently? They still call their Farmers 'peasents'. "Advanced"?
Driven a car in Paris recently? No neither has anyone else cos theyve all been burned out. "forward thinking"?
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^stupidest arguments ever
Some people are just clueless retards.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-04 10:40:36 EDT (#)
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Americans are heavily retarded
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-04 09:54:53 EDT (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:58:34 (#)
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Fine. Fuck Alf Wight and George Bush and Tony Blair and everybody else in the motherfucking world, for that matter.
Unless you guys happen to have a hot sister?
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Im no judge as to whether my sister is hot but she IS insane and a total slut.
Warning: She WILL consume your soul
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-04-04 08:47:47 EDT (#)
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www.spreadingsantorum.com
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-04 06:05:41 EDT (#)
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them type always look the same... unevolved and shit
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-04 05:12:46 EDT (#)
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Berty <3 Europe. It's a bit muddled at the moment but they'll work it out.
Dare I say it, but Europe could well be the crucible where the differences between America, China and the middle eastern countries will resolve their differences to move forward in peace. Europe is the progenitor and the caretaker of the white mans culture and we have every intention of extending our cultural arms around every man, woman and child on the globe. And we're gonna do it with bribery, not bombs.
That's the plan anyway.
The reality is that it's more likely that our future will be determined by either America or China. Diplomatic dominance is essential to either superpower to truly dominate the global scene, yet the diplomacy of Europe is currently too fragmented to be effective in it's own right.
Shat upon by American conservatives, shoveled up by Chinese socialists. May Buddha's light guide us from the mire.
I'm going to become a hindu so I can learn to shatter concrete blocks with my penis.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:54:12 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-04-03 23:06:15 EDT (#)
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HA HA! the chinese invented videogames you fuckwits!
wait....id that why all of america's youth is lazy and overwieght?
ITS A PLOT! THEY'LL OVERTHROW US WHEN WERE AT OUR MOST FATTEST!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:38:25 EDT (#)
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HA HA! The Chinese invented golf, you fuckwits!!
HA HA!
http://www.iht.com/articles/2006/02/28/news/chinagolf.php
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:18:31 EDT (#)
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Oh Jesus. Who are you supposed to be, that Savage Love guy from the Onion?
That's about enough out of you Eurotrash. Go post some more porn.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-04-03 21:38:18 EDT (#)
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I like his stance on Illegal Immigration. Don't know much else about him.
Submitted by Bushy (user info) at 2006-04-03 21:30:33 EDT (#)
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Is that luke wilson?
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-03 21:22:54 EDT (#)
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Rick Santorum is a disease, and I am fucking sickened by the fact that he represents my state.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 21:13:57 EDT (#)
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Guys like him scare me. I really long for the days when we had Clinton in office. Whatever his flaws, he wasn't a religious, abortion hating, war loving freak.
These guys today, man, they're terrible. Wars and education cuts and big business interests and conservative intolerance. It's spooky. It's really, really spooky.
Yes I grew up in a conservative red-state but somehow my way of thinking has migrated me to one of the most liberal cities in one of the bluest states in America; Ann Arbor, Michigan.
I never saw eye to eye with my father's or my state's politics.
And yes, growing up in the Bible Belt I had all that religion shit forced down my throat which is why I despise it so much. You can't possibly read the bible without thinking; well, fuck, that God guy sure is confused, hypocritical, self-contradictory, and he's an asshole to boot.
And don't even get me started on the idiots going to church who then go home and beat their wives and kids senseless. Right Christian, that, eh?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 21:01:45 EDT (#)
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as excellent as Santorum's chances of re-election?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:59:26 EDT (#)
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I never watched the show either. I read the books. They're excellent.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:58:34 EDT (#)
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Fine. Fuck Alf Wight and George Bush and Tony Blair and everybody else in the motherfucking world, for that matter.
Unless you guys happen to have a hot sister?
I'd fuck her, to be sure, but gently, not with the bravado reserved for Politicans, Actors, Vets and internet nerds.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:57:38 EDT (#)
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now that I read that review again, I seem to be advancing two conflicting arguments. but Alf Wight was still English...and why are we talking about a dead vet anyway?
I've never even watched that show, I'm 40 years too young to enjoy stuff like that & Heartbeat & Last of the Summer Wine.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:55:26 EDT (#)
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George Bush's ranch is in Texas and he used to be Governor...but you claim he's a Connecticunt just because he was born there?
Tony Blair was born & later educated in Edinburgh...BUT HE'S STILL A FUCKING ENGLISHMAN.
ALF WIGHT/JAMES HERRIOT WAS ENGLISH
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:54:04 EDT (#)
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hey well sorry for not knowing everything about Scotland ever and for being a scientist rather than a literary buff and thus more interested in Scottish scientists than some ENGLISHMAN who happened to be raised in Scotland and spent most of his time in a damp Yorkshire field up to his elbow in a cow.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:52:29 EDT (#)
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Fuck Sean Connery.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:51:00 EDT (#)
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Whiskey tends to be sweeter and easier to drink.
Try a Bushmills, tasty as fuck.
I dont know if theres any difference in their creation process.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:50:18 EDT (#)
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For fuck's sake. I have to explain your own countrymen to you?
He wrote about being a vet in Yorkshire.
He was born in England.
But he was fucking RAISED IN GLASGOW. Goddamn stupid fucking kids these days.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:48:32 EDT (#)
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Yes you have, shit-for-brains. His pen name was James Herriot.
Jesus. You stupid motherfucker.
What's the difference between "whiskey" and "whisky" anyway?
You know that for some reason you can't get really good Scottish WHISKY here in the states? Since I live in Michigan I used to go with my ex-wife into Canada on vacation a lot and that's where I learned about the joys of WHISKY.
And horrible hangovers.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:46:50 EDT (#)
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Alf Wight
James Herriot? I thought he was from Yorkshire or Devonshire or some fucking shire anyways
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:46:10 EDT (#)
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the guy from "All creature great and small"?
that's the guy you think of when someone mentions Scotland??? he wasn't even born here, and I'm pretty sure his books weren't set here.
normal people would say Sean Connery.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:45:07 EDT (#)
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*shrug*
Forget about it.
Thats Whisky without an e by they way. With an e is Irish whiskey. (which is tastier but dont tell anyone I said that)
We do have a shitload of (mostly ruinous) castles but I read somewhere that it was actually the Persians that originally invented golf...or the Egyptians...some country hot on sand and funny hats anyway.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:42:55 EDT (#)
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it's whisky, idiot. scotch is whisky. but don't call it scotch. call it whisky. without the e.
whiskey is Irish. never forget.
and I've never heard of Alf Wight.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:38:52 EDT (#)
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TTOM, I'm not really upset. Maria died a long time ago. This is just a website. I honestly don't know anything about Scotland, other than you have a lot of castles, Alf Wight was from there, your Whiskey is fucking awesome, and that you're the assholes that invented golf, the world's most frustrating game.
I only say shit here in a pathetic attempt to rile Zakalwe up.
As for your cancer, I apologize for that. I wasn't really making fun of you though. I honestly admire the way you've handled that. If that had been me I'd have been screaming hysterically the entire time.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:31:39 EDT (#)
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Western European implies "advanced," and "forward thinking," and "worthwhile."
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Been to France recently? They still call their Farmers 'peasents'. "Advanced"?
Driven a car in Paris recently? No neither has anyone else cos theyve all been burned out. "forward thinking"?
Fuck you, dont fucking diss my country just because you have beef with someone from it.
Your wife died of natural causes and youre upset when Zak brings it up without making direct refrence to it and YET you feel quite comfortable with making a joke about my cancer directly. Does that sound right to you?
(joke away, I just think it slighly hypocritical of you to get uppity)
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:22:10 EDT (#)
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You're gonna die before me anyway because you got no faith and nothing to live for, you fucking Western European.
Although I never really thought of Scotland as "Western European." I usually can only think of "Trainspotting" and a conquered people.
Western European implies "advanced," and "forward thinking," and "worthwhile."
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:20:38 EDT (#)
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sorry. now that you mention it, I think you actually told me that before.
I got dumped recently. I know it's not the same, but, you know, I'm not some heartless guy who really hates women. that's just what I like to write on here. I don't write about personal stuff though, and the reason is to avoid giving ammo to people like me. maybe you should do the same.
what good does it do you to tell a random assortment of strangers about your troubles? all you are doing is setting things up to come back to you in a negative way. that's what I think every time I see someone use their real name on here, why, what for, what good does it do?
one day old Buckeyes is going to get fired by Brian and when he goes to his first interview he'll find his boss has googled him to find...shitloads of (admittedly funny) but still stupid posts, including lots of talk about his job. will that ever be considered a plus by potential employers?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:13:47 EDT (#)
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You'll be 38 before you know it.
And at least I know what it's like to be loved by women.
And please get this straight. I am NOT a double divorcee. My first wife, Maria, died of natural causes while you were sucking your mamma's tits for supper, so would you please go vacuum the cornshit from a dead gazelle with your nostrils and leave that topic alone?
I honestly regret ever having written anything about her on this site.
What I get for posting drunk.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:10:42 EDT (#)
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awwwwwwwwwwwwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW SNAP!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:07:22 EDT (#)
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me = pwned
maybe one day when I'm a miserable 38 year old double-divorcee with nothing better to than annoy people who still possess the youth & vitality you've squandered I can use witty comebacks too!
for real
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:02:13 EDT (#)
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George Bush was born in Conneticut. I was born in Dallas. People who are born in Texas consider people who are born in Conneticut to be "Yankies."
Bush is no more from Texas than I'm from Stratford-Upon-Avon.
Furthermore, I firmly believe George W. Bush and his administration constitute the worst Presidency in U.S. history. A suicide by him would be a blessing from above so you've got no argument from me there, emo-boy.
Now I'm bored. Can't say it's been "real" or that I've missed our little hateful dynamic, but hey, you can rest assured in the knowledge that wherever you go and whatever you do, I am ALWAYS wishing a painful death on you.
Ta-ta!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:01:43 EDT (#)
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Ebola knows this is just genteel mockery. We are internet buddies, for real.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:56:53 EDT (#)
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Zak: harsh but it still made me laugh.
TTOM and the Crapped Out Genes...hmmm, may be that has potential.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:53:14 EDT (#)
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Hey, aren't you and George Bush both Texans? You guys should get together and commit suicide.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:48:49 EDT (#)
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Hey, aren't you and TTOM both Scots? You guys should get together and draft a "Harry Potter and the Survivor of Cancer" book.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:47:07 EDT (#)
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"Mother nature, like all mothers, is a whore"
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:46:34 EDT (#)
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Yeah, well...
THHHHHHPT!!!
HA HA!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:42:57 EDT (#)
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It might pain you to hear this, but I'm not really interested in your mother or her opinions, particularly when they concern her you, her son.
She's probably just telling you what you want to hear anyway. All women are liars.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:40:54 EDT (#)
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I suppose DUI is a pretty serious crime, but they're my only crimes (illegal ones, anyway) in 38 years.
As for anything else you think I lied about; this is a SERIOUS WRITERS FORUMN, man. Don't you know that all fiction is a lie?
Anyway I really don't think I've lied about anything here. Quite the opposite. I'm more likely to tell the truth here because I know that I'll never have to meet assholes like you in person.
My mom, down in Texas, for instance, has no idea that I have a criminal record now, and I plan to keep it that way.
And FUCK YOU! I AM TOO ORIGINAL AND WITTY! MY MOM SAID SO!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:38:36 EDT (#)
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I hate that dick.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:32:34 EDT (#)
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Nothing of any consequence in the real world. Don't get your knickers in a twist over it.
That you can so blithely forget your past misdeeds only reveals you've done much worse in the past, and that nothing you do now matters in comparison.
I considered writing a more detailed response to your question, which obliged me to look over your last few weeks of posts, work I've sadly missed. That's had to be put on hold though, as I couldn't bring myself to actually read them. I know I am needlessly depriving myself of the chance to see some not-very-funny-or-original pictures with not-very-funny-or-original captions, but sometimes you just have to say no.
At least that's what women always tell me. And why would they lie?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:22:27 EDT (#)
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No, I wasn't lying about that. It keeps getting delayed. I don't know how it is in the U.K. but the legal system over here is an incredible beauracy (sp?).
Anyway, new circumstances have come to light where I may not have to go. At least not here in Michigan. Since I violated probation, however, Missouri may very will grab me and jack me in their clink, unless I enter some kind of alcohol rehab program.
Christ. Thanks for reminding me. I was actually in a pretty good mood till you brought that up, asshole.
"Lying about that too?"
What else do you think I've "lied" about on Ubersite?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:18:55 EDT (#)
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That was a short stay in the slammer, Ebola.
Or were you lying about that too?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:18:49 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:17:17 (#)
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Maybe we should start carrying Danish bacon, for self-defence
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but then we would also repel Jews and then who would do our banking for us?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:17:58 EDT (#)
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I agree with you.
I simply cannot see how any thinking person can take a religion (any religion) seriously, yet so many of the people in power over here claim to have this gargantuan faith that makes them superior to anybody and everybody else.
It's quite frightening. Politicians are cunning creatures, and they claim this faith because they know it helps their odds come election year.
And because people like George W. Bush get elected because of it.
I blame God, and Republicans. And you, you fucking faggot-assed sumbitch.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:17:17 EDT (#)
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Maybe we should start carrying Danish bacon, for self-defence.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:13:00 EDT (#)
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an their curvy knives, just waiting to plunge it into our pure white backs!
lallalalallalalalalalalalalallalalala!
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:11:41 EDT (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:10:29 (#)
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It's not that bad Jonny, I took a walk down the high street yesterday and didn't get stabbed by a single jihadi.
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well, of course not in the high street, you'll find that lot skulking about in the alleyways, brandishing their scimitars, eh wot???
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:10:29 EDT (#)
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It's not that bad Jonny, I took a walk down the high street yesterday and didn't get stabbed by a single jihadi.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:09:17 EDT (#)
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no worries, the Muslims are taking over your societies any way, they're just about done with France...
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:09:03 EDT (#)
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I found that INCREDIBLY offensive. Overrun from overseas? So becuause we let people into our countries and ACCEPT their racial and cultural differences we're somehow decadent and dying? Idiots like THIS fuckwit is why Europe either dislikes or mistrusts America.
Religion should be fucking BANNED!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:06:29 EDT (#)
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I realise people may be reluctant to click on a link containing the words "santorum" & "exposed".
I must reassure you, although the content of this video is undeniably explicit and offensive, it contains only the image and words of a US Senator, and some brief, yet inexplicable, applause.
I can only assume there was someone else on the stage at the same time, perhaps a comedian, and the applause was for his benefit. Otherwise, I'm at a loss.