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Sick Bitch Diaries: Japanese Eel Porn w/ very NSFW vid.link (I did warn you) (16020 hits)

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Submitted by Forensic (they made me this way) Girl (View user info) at 2006-04-03 04:48:41 EDT


Repost
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It's hard to shock me.

I'm not saying that I've seen it all, but I've seen enough that I can say I've seen plenty.

Of what, you may ask.

Just about anything, I respond.

I thank working in the medical field for that. I have seen (to give a partial list):

large chunks of heads blown away by gunshots
gangrene in most any part of the body imaginable
crushed and/or severed limbs
gaping chest wounds
poisonings
acid or alkaline burned flesh
fire burned flesh
overdoses
swallowed household objects
parasites
drowning victims
cardiac arrests
CVAs (cerebral vascular accidents, aka, strokes)
half starved, naked, raving, homeless Schizophrenics plucked off the streets
bodies that are rigored and bloated (usually a lovely mottled color)
and (my favorite) various rectally inserted objects (as seen in X-Rays).

I think the record for the most interesting rectally inserted foreign object at my hospital was the Alberto V05 shampoo bottle.

A full size Alberto V05 shampoo bottle at that.

Ok, that takes care of the medical end. As most of you know, I'm a graduate student of Psychology and intend to specialize in Forensic Psychology.

Forensic Psychology (def.): Forensic Psychology is the application of the science and profession of psychology to questions and issues relating to law and the legal system. The word "forensic" comes from the Latin word "forensis," meaning "of the forum," where the law courts of ancient Rome were held. Today forensic refers to the application of scientific principles and practices to the adversary process where especially knowledgeable scientists play a role.

Yes, I know, sounds rather dry. Well, I find it fascinating; plus, it encompasses criminal psychology and behavior and/or any behavior or psychological disorders that bring an individual to the attention of the court system (competency evaluations, psychological assessments, risk assessments, and so on).
Thanks to studying not only the overall science of Psychology, but the subfield of Forensic Psychology, I have been privy (present at or watching via camera in the next room) to (again a partial list):

Evaluative interviews with:

murderers
rapists
pyromaniacs, (compulsive fire starters is a more politically correct term)
non-violent, yet totally icky sex offenders (e.g. flashers, voyeurs, frotteurs)
parents with Munchausen's By Proxy syndrome (fucking bastards. I'd love to beat the shit out of them!)
and just generally sociopathic assholes that blame everyone and everything rather than take even the remotest responsibility for their actions.

And speaking of sex offenders...........

I was given a case study to read. It seems that a young, twenty-something, Caucasian male was having charges pressed against him by his neighbors who happened to own the Pomeranian dog he sodomized. The dog died from its injuries. I've heard of several cases of this actually, but I got to read the case file of a local dog fucker.

Tricky case; they (law enforcement) were unsure of how to proceed. It seems that laws dealing with sexual predators don't extend to animals, but a charge of 'animal cruelty' wasn't going to carry the same weight that a sexual assault on a human being would. Plus, the dog owners were howling for blood AND, of course, there was the issue that

HE SODOMIZED A FUCKING POMERANIAN!

That ain't normal! You can quote me on that.

Because my current psych program isn't Forensic geared, I often have to take "Individual Directed Study" credit hours and hang out with the courts, probation and parole, and the police for credit. This will tie me over and give me a good base until I can transfer to a program more appropriately geared towards my area.

Point is, I get to observe what is understatedly described as totally weird and whacked out shit.

Now do you see why I say it is hard to shock me?

Here is where we get to the meat of the post. One of my best friend's favorite activities is to attempt to horrify me. She dearly loves this game. Oh sure, I may lift eyebrows, comment on the creepiness factor of something, even utter the occasional "that's really awful, Cathy!" but it's really hard to completely rattle me.

Whenever she finds links of interest, she forwards them to me. Like the case of a man whose wife was divorcing him because he decided it would be a fine idea as part of their foreplay to freeze her feces in a penis mold and then screw her with her own shit.

Or pictures of people tongue kissing rainbow trout.

Websites featuring adult babies, genital abuse (some men apparently like to have their nuts punched), uterine sounding fetish stuff ("sounding" as in inserting rods up in the vagina until it bumps the uterus), and so on.

Weird shit yes, but still not all that shocking. Hell, there is probably a fetish for covering one's self with Post-It notes.

She scores her game by whether I call and cuss her out.

Not too long ago she scored a major victory. She managed to so completely repulse, shock, disturb, and nauseate me that it took me a solid day to even compose myself to call and launch a tirade that even a sailor would blush at.

Japanese Eel Porn.

Yes, you read that correctly. Japanese Eel Porn. Fucking sick freak bastards!

I almost didn't post this because I really would much rather NOT be banned. Bart, PLEASE don't ban me! I'm giving them proper warning and all. If they click on it and get sick, it's their own fault.

WARNING WARNING WARNING! NSFW NSFW NSFW! WARNING WARNING WARNING! DO NOT CLICK THE LINK IF YOU ARE EASILY NAUSEATED! I MEAN IT! DON'T YELL AT ME IF YOU CLICK IT AND PUKE. AND DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU!

Folks, the following is one of the most truly repulsive things I've ever seen. Why anyone (cultural differences aside) would find anything remotely erotic about this is completely beyond me.

I don't think I can ever recover from this.



Someone hold me.

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=582



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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2007-01-10 11:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-05-25 23:02:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Japanese are different from us.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2006-05-25 22:49:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Sashimi chefs...

Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-05-25 22:34:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I just got off to this. Again.

If I ever find the link of the two Japanese girls vomiting on each other while porking with a strap on, I will put it here.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-05 09:30:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:52:57 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:11:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

As long as they're not hurting anyone who doesn't want to be hurt...

Think of the eels! How would you like to be shoved in a woman's ass, then shot out and eaten?

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is that a question or proposition?

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-05 09:00:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-04-05 03:06:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Not the worst thing I have seen, but did make me feel a little urgh.

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Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:31:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm, upon actually watching the video, I have to revise my comment. Of course when you said Japanese eel porn I automatically assumed it was anime, not real life. That's...significantly creepier. Though I think I'd still rather see that than a girl having sex with her own shit.

I wonder if these are the first steps to making a real life tentacle-sex porno for the Japanese. I bet the octopus trainers are working overtime.

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Ask and you shall recieve Caes.

NSFW Link NSFW NSFW

http://populationpaste.com/blog/2006/03/29/live-nude-octopus-better-living-through-tentacles/

-Dave

Submitted by EntityErased (user info) at 2006-04-05 02:30:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Eh. I wasn't disgusted. At all.
Nor was I turned on.

I did think it was mildly gross when the other girl started licking her ass while she attempted to squirt the eels out.

Other than that, I'd say Bukake is worse. At least she seemed to enjoy it.
The worst is when the girl is crying. Like that Bukake video that still haunts me in my sleep.


+2 for some sick shit.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-04-05 01:41:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Goatse is worse.

I read a story somewhere (maybe here) in which some guy's dad supposedly had Munchausen's By Proxy syndrome - they would make impossible bets, like "I bet you can't eat this bowl of Gatorade powder," which resulted in the kid going to the hospital. Turns out he was just getting the kid into the hospital because there was a cute nurse in the ER he liked to have a good time with once in a while.

Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2006-04-05 00:48:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Wait, you found that relatively harmless video more disturbing than shotgun suicides and such? That's kind of hard to figure.

Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-04-04 02:01:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

we would make an interesting story-telling duo

i could tell the before and during portions, and you could do; the after

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-04-04 01:12:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Le Cordon Bleu Velvis Eels, Russian style.

"Bolshevik Eel" if you wanna be prissy about it.

Serving Size: 6 (or if Fat Tony is there, 2)


Ingredients-------- ------------ --------------------------------
2 lb Eels
4 ea Onions sliced thin
4 c Potatos sliced thin
1/4 lb Salt pork diced
1 t Salt
1 t Pepper
1/4 c Flour, all-purpose
- hot water
19 beers cold


Make a fatass layer of onions and potatos on the bottom of a bigass
pot. Drink a beer. Mix the sal, pepper, & flour
together, set aside. Drink a beer. Slice the eels into small pieces
and make a layer on top of the potatos and onions. Drink another beer.
Sprinkle each layer with the salt-flour mixture.
Continue layereing until all ingredients are used. Be
sure the top layer is of potatos & onions, and not touched by that
Jap ho. Fry the diced salt pork until browned and then drink a beer and pour the pork
and the resulting grease over the top layer. Add hot
water until it almost covers the top layer. Drink a beer. Cover
tightly, simmer for 55 minutes or until done. Smoke a blunt and crack open another beer. Serve
hot.


Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:52:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

.............


I don't know if i'll be able to sleep tonight.

And it's my own damn fault for looking.



*shudder*

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-04-03 22:19:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I didn't think this was that bad.

Gay guys use gerbils, lesbians use eels. I thought everybody knew this. :)

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:18:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I showed my boss this video. He got nauseous and went home early. I fucked around the rest of the day.

Thank you.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:50:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I found it strangely hilarious when they all started flying back out.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:35:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HOLY FUCKING GOD

That was so disgusting I threw my chair out the window, and bashed my head into a lamppost until I went blind. However, seeing the eels pop out was mildly entertaining.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:30:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I am now going to leap into the abyss, and watch this infamous video...now.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:19:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok, that was fucked up.

At least, by following the link, I was able to order some load increasing "cum-pills".

Now I can start making my own low-fat Mayonnaise again.

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:50:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:33:35 (#)
Ranking: 2

I rubbed one out without even watching the video.

Just the though of an eel swimming around in some bitch's colon made me bust a nut all over grandma's curtains.
=============
You never fail to make me laugh dude.

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:45:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:11:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

You know, it's really not bad at all.

Only difference between that and anal beads is that they were moving...
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HAR HAR CULTURAL RELAVITISM

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:19:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

aieeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee e eeeeee ee e e e e eeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeee

THE GOGGLES, THEY DO NOTHING!

eeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:37:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not watching it, because I've seen it before. The thing that troubles me is, that they're hot. When I think of SICK fucking people, I don't picture hot Asian girls. It really bothers me because if given the opportunity, I would defintely fuck them. Which leads me to think, how many other girls that I've slept with have done ridiculously disgusting things like this? Seriously. These girls look so innocent, and sexy. Except for the girl shitting eels.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:35:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Beef curtains, that is.

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:33:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I rubbed one out without even watching the video.

Just the though of an eel swimming around in some bitch's colon made me bust a nut all over grandma's curtains.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:57:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You wouldn't think I was old if you met me, Berty.

And if you did, I'd probably give you an old fashioned ass kicking.


Old these days is 58...that's the new "40".

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:35:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty, you've got to stop with the "old" crap! I'm still spry, thank you very much.

If it continues, I've got an aquarium full of eels and a funnel with your anus' name on them.
-----------
In all seriousness, nobody is really old until they hit forty. After that your body just isn't capable of doing what it used to.

Your joints go and you're not as fast as you used to be, nor are you able to get into the exciting sexual positions you used to enjoy. Everything starts to sag and bulge in a really serious way. Then there's the menopause and hairloss.

On the plus side though, there's a good chance that buy this time you've paid off your mortgage and are free from debt!

I kid, I kid. You're as young as the bloke/laydeee you feel. I'm guessing you and that aqauarium of eels want to try being 22.

*wink*

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:26:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:20:39 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know how "old" 38 is in this day and age. I just bitch about being old because of all my legal problems, divorce, and alcohol consumption.

But by the time I'm 60 people are going to be living to 120, on average, which will make me middle aged. Pretty kick fucking ass, eh?
----------
As long as you don't have angina by then. Then you'd have to spend 60 years confined to your home and breathing through tubes.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:20:39 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't know how "old" 38 is in this day and age. I just bitch about being old because of all my legal problems, divorce, and alcohol consumption.

But by the time I'm 60 people are going to be living to 120, on average, which will make me middle aged. Pretty kick fucking ass, eh?

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:20:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty, you've got to stop with the "old" crap! I'm still spry, thank you very much.

If it continues, I've got an aquarium full of eels and a funnel with your anus' name on them.
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*dons smoking jacket and wry smile*

Oh God... How awful. *drags on ciggarette*

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:15:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:52:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:38:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

This actually made me wretch. Jesus I'm a prude.
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That's cause you're old. Old people are frightened of horrid sexual things. That's why old people never have mirrors in their bedrooms. Well, apart from discreet ones on the inside of cupboard doors and in ensuites.

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Berty, you've got to stop with the "old" crap! I'm still spry, thank you very much.

If it continues, I've got an aquarium full of eels and a funnel with your anus' name on them.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:12:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

"HE SODOMIZED A FUCKING POMERANIAN!

That ain't normal!"


....aaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnd quoted.


SNAPZILLA!

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:06:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:02:10 (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY THAT'S CRUELTY TO EELS
===============
Tell me about it...there's not one attractive thing about Japanese people. Eels are sexxxy though. One flirted with my husband on our Hawaii honeymoon...that snaggle-toothed eel bitch!

Forensic Girl, I didn't check it out, but I assume it warrants a +2.


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:52:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:38:25 (#)
Ranking: 1

This actually made me wretch. Jesus I'm a prude.
----------
That's cause you're old. Old people are frightened of horrid sexual things. That's why old people never have mirrors in their bedrooms. Well, apart from discreet ones on the inside of cupboard doors and in ensuites.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:38:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

This actually made me wretch. Jesus I'm a prude.

Submitted by SiskelandFatboy (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:26:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

That takes swallowing to a whole new level.

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:15:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

This is so fucked up.




Definitely going in my next post. I'll link it back to you, sweety pie.

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:02:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

HEY THAT'S CRUELTY TO EELS

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:00:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Berty's right.

I've seen way worse stuff.

And I imagine stuff even worse in my own head...

Submitted by BadSamaritan87 (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:52:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:11:40 (#)
Ranking: 2

As long as they're not hurting anyone who doesn't want to be hurt...

Think of the eels! How would you like to be shoved in a woman's ass, then shot out and eaten?


Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:43:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

And watching that man/woman push their flaccid little grey pre op member in between her wrinkly old lips...

The worst part was the actors faces. They were all just so passionless. A truly soul destroying spectacle.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:39:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:33:40 (#)
Ranking: 0

Dudes,

The one chick ate a live eel that shot out of another woman's ass!

WTF?!

no, I'm not easily shocked but c'mon.......eeewwwwwwww!
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Once you've seen Granny does Tranny you become totally jaded about everything in life.

Seriously man, her abs were so old and flabby they were hanging down like a second pair of tits. I'm never going to be able to forget that for as long as I live.

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:33:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Dudes,

The one chick ate a live eel that shot out of another woman's ass!

WTF?!

no, I'm not easily shocked but c'mon.......eeewwwwwwww!

Submitted by xanderd (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:29:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

repost, unnessesary detail at the start, and the video was no way near the worst I've ver seen. I didnt even grimace. It was enoyable. sorry.

I've seen a guy get double fisted up the arse, up to the elbows so it perforates his bowels, also shit fests where japanese girls take baths in their own shit and eat it, a guy who forces a big glow stick into his urthra. The guy who pulls his toenails off with pliers made me feel sick.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:21:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

very impressive

Submitted by nightshade (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:14:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Um I actually Laughed at this and saved it to my favourites, this is awesome. Great link.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:04:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No joy with the link but it sounds awesome.

Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:51:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

Either you're easily shocked, or I'm dead inside.

I am very tempted to compete with your friend in this game

Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:27:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The Japanese eel porn thing goes back to ancient times. There's also a big calling for squid porn.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:17:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You cannot access the following Web address:
http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=582

This site is blocked under the following categories: Tasteless/Gross, Pornography


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Bastards.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:55:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:37:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahaha

Ok, WHY am I not surprised at the responses?

hahahahaha.....Ubersite......I should have thought!


Y'all B sick!
------------
No, YOU'RE sick! Majority rules!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:37:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahaha

Ok, WHY am I not surprised at the responses?

hahahahaha.....Ubersite......I should have thought!


Y'all B sick!

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:37:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh another piece of useless knowledge i have about jap porn...

In Japanese the word Bukkake is completely acceptable. The word only has a sexual connotation in English. In Japanese Bukkake simply means "Pour on", and there are certain noodle dishes over here in Japan with sprinkled on spices that are called Bukkake Noodles.

I know too much about Nipp porn, methinks...

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:31:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Hmmm, upon actually watching the video, I have to revise my comment. Of course when you said Japanese eel porn I automatically assumed it was anime, not real life. That's...significantly creepier. Though I think I'd still rather see that than a girl having sex with her own shit.

I wonder if these are the first steps to making a real life tentacle-sex porno for the Japanese. I bet the octopus trainers are working overtime.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:29:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:34:30 (#)
Ranking: 2

Wasn't *that* bad. The eel arse cannon was a little gross though, and when she was chewing eels. Who the hell eats eels?
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I had eel for dinner last night... It's really fucking amazingly tasty; really surprising.

Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:26:04 EDT (#)
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hahahahaa...

"Ippai Haetta" - It's completely full.
"Ippiki, Nihiki, Sanbiki" - One two three
(As they fly out) "Sugoi ne!" - Wow, hey!
"Kimochi ii desu ka?" "Kimochi ii" - "Does it feel good?" "It feels good."
"Ok dashite yo. Ganbatte" - Ok, push it out. Good luck.

I kinda had to turn away after that...

The problem with Japanese porn (besides the fact that the japs are perverted) is that because the government outlawed showing pussy in porn movies (in an effort to stop pornography) the porno makers had to become imaginative in order to stay in business, which is what spawned Bukkake and fucking digusting stuff like this.



Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:25:37 EDT (#)
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Let me get this straight. You're not shocked or repulsed by scatalogical coitus, but Japanese tentacle porn is revolting?

Come on. It's standard foreplay in Japan.

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:34:30 EDT (#)
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Wasn't *that* bad. The eel arse cannon was a little gross though, and when she was chewing eels. Who the hell eats eels?

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:11:40 EDT (#)
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You know, it's really not bad at all.

Only difference between that and anal beads is that they were moving...

I don't know. I tend to not judge people's sexual fetishes - they'd likely find mine personally distasteful.

As long as they're not hurting anyone who doesn't want to be hurt, people can do anything they like and I'll quite happily watch the videos - I might giggle or I might watch in utter bemusement, but I haven't called anyone a freak yet.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:02:27 EDT (#)
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Of course it also makes lonely people unhappier but that's why God invented whores."""

I happen to think that the sight of whores is a sign of a free and healthy democracy.
Nothing to do with this post, just wanted to share that thought.

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

The weirdest fetish I've ever heard of in real life was this dude who'd pay girls (one was my ex gf) to come to his house, tie him to the wall, then pelt him with grapefruits. (That was out in West Hollywood, which helps me believe her.)

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:38:01 EDT (#)
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I didn't look.

Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:29:44 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:11:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

....kinda fucked up

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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:10:47 (#)
Ranking: 2

There are all kinds of sex fetish. I don't think the Japanese are the only ones weird. Their anime porn IS kind a

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I think it's great that they can be so sexually open whilst still inhibited in their rigid society. It must make day to day sexual shenanigans a lot more thrilling.

Of course it also makes lonely people unhappier but that's why God invented whores.

Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:04:37 EDT (#)
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Yep, it was just what you promised. I especially found the "Grand Finale" amusing with the music.

Was I disturbed?

Nope.






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