Sideburns Gets Married (Seriously). Photo Inside (5236 hits)
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Submitted by Sideburns (View user info) at 2006-04-03 00:01:32 EDT
"What? You have to be joking!", I said as I covered my facial hair.
"I'm serious, Justin. You're not gonna have those during the wedding."
"Anything but my sideburns! How about I shave something else for you?"
"Like what?"
I winked.
"Ewwww! NO!"
"What if I keep my sideburns, but shave my wedding vow into them?"
"Yeah right. If you could do that, I'd let you get away with it."
"Fine!", I said as I trotted off to the bathroom.
I later emerged with "I <3" on one sideburn and "U" shaved into the other.
"There. I shaved them in. Now I get to keep the sideburns."
"Bullshit. Let me see."
Nuh uh. Oh no she doesn't. She knows she can't see my wedding vows to her before the wedding.
"So what are you going to do? Cover them up with duct tape?"
A smile escaped my face. A smile bigger than that of the Grinch before he decided he was going to steal Christmas.
"No! I know you! You'd be dumb enough to do something like that! Don't do it, please?"
After deciding on an agreeable length (her decision) of my sideburns for the wedding, I shaped them up as we left for dinner with her parents. It was only a few more days until the big day and I was getting antsy. We had a bunch of gifts coming to (her),a huge ceremony dedicated to us...er.. (her) and of course, the honeymoon.
Blah blah blah.... more stuff happened.... insert a few dumb stories.
The big day was finally here.
The wedding went off without a hitch, except for me occassionally making funny faces while we stared at eachother, making her burst into laughing fits. While the preacher was reciting lines for me to repeat, I had to ask him to repeat a line or two, which made the crowd laugh.
We agreed that during the reception, we wouldn't stuff eachother's face with cake while feeding eachother(awwwwwww!). Unfortunately, she shoved a piece in my direction and missed. Then I retaliated with a plethora of cake right to her face.
That's all. I'm married now. -2, +2, whatever. I don't care.
Below is a picture of us right before I made her eat fist-cake.
It's actually a "re-enactment" photo because the photographer forgot to take a picture of the candle lighting during the actual ceremony. Hence the lack of people in the background. Or if you want, you can believe that nobody showed up at my wedding. That's funnier, anyway.
Good day, Uber.
-Sideburns
User Reviews
Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2006-06-25 18:25:24 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Definately marrying above your station. Good job.
Good luck.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-04-15 07:22:42 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Doe she know about this place?
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:41:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I notice he hasn't posted in a while.
He's probably still busy slammin' that fine slice.
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:36:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-04-14 13:09:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
how could I have possibly missed this!!!!
congrats!!!
I've already decided that my next wife (or maybe the one after that) is gonna be rich, hot AND have a ski boat.
Submitted by Zod (user info) at 2006-04-12 04:17:28 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn, have I been away for a while or WHAT?! Congrats man, best of luck.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2006-04-06 00:57:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
did she leave the rest of her weight at home?
grats.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-04-05 22:44:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats, without the sideburns you kinda look like gopher from The love boat!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-04-05 20:34:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, did you grow up without a dad or a cool uncle? YOU ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO GET MARRIED SO FRIGGIN YOUNG!
Was she letting you bone her? Please tell me you didn't marry her so you can bone.
I'm hear for you when you want to dispose of the body: FatTonyUbersite.at.gmail.com
Seriouslly. Dude. Why?
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-04-05 18:23:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
LOVE IS GOOD
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-04-05 15:31:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
will she let you bone her now? lets hope
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-04-05 11:29:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Another one's gone, and another one's gone, another one bites the dust...
Submitted by Spuds002 (user info) at 2006-04-05 00:59:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
way to go dude. not the getting married thing but the whole showig up and posting thing. way to go. buot fgriggin time.
i guess getting married can count as cool too. (insert inapproit comment about you women here.)
+2 dude
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-04-04 17:07:36 EDT (#)
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y halo thar buttsecks?!!?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-04-04 16:00:31 EDT (#)
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congratulations dude, i hope you have a long and happy marriage.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-04-04 13:43:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations, Burnsie!!
Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:20:11 EDT (#)
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Congratulations!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-04-04 12:00:38 EDT (#)
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YOU'RE DOOOOOOOMED
Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:32:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:48:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Side, dude. I like you. But what's with the "Greassy Moe" haircut. You know Moe from the three stooges, just bangs on the forehead. Greassy Moe is when you PUT GREASE TO MAKE MAKE BANGS! Dude!
May God have mercy on your soul. Married at 22. Fucktard. You are supposed to bang chicks at 22. Not even be in a relationship at 22. Pregnant? Hey, pay for the kid, be a dad, but don't get married.
Side. Poor poor side. Well, everything will be incredibly cool for a while. Enjoy it.
MAZELTOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
__________________________________________________________________________________________
Ahem, Mazeltov.
I have to agree with FT on getting hitched at 22. I hope you are REALLY, REALLY happy with her, cause you just gave up your "new ass-pass" forever.
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:26:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Photographer: Jesus, that's not your real haircut is it, son?
Him: Yeah, just got it 8 weeks ago!!
Photographer: Alright,...Um...could you stand a little closer, I can barely get you both in the shot.
Her: Do we have to?
Photographer: And I know he's sweating uncontrollably but maybe hold hands just a little bit.
Her: Hurry up!
Him (internal): Oh yes, I can't wait to get home and tell uber all about this. I wonder if the Comfort Inn in Bethesda has internet access, I can post on our honeymoon.
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:11:43 EDT (#)
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Congrats.
Especially seeing how goddamn ugly you are.
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-04 11:11:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
Very possibly, although she looks too frail to accomodate. She must be missing a toe or something, how else could you explain her being with Moe Sizlack?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-04-04 07:35:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:05:50 (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sure she's had about 10 dudes in her before you
AT ONCE???
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-04 05:54:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I mean 'bartender'
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-04 05:39:18 EDT (#)
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You remind me of Moe the battender in the Simpsons. I have no idea why, must be the hair.
And your wife looks like an elf... gorgeous..
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-04 05:19:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
just read it.
sorry about the stupid assumptions I made.
except the ones about the fat and the ears and the being married part.
YOU LET HER MAKE YOU CUT YOUR SHIT?
pussy. You will regret doing that.
now she knows she has ultimate control over everything in your life.
Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2006-04-04 04:53:06 EDT (#)
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That's precisely the haircut the fiance has, that I am trying to dissuade him of.
Congratulations.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-04 01:41:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
seriously though, congratulations.
sucker.
I am sorry nobody in your family showed up for the ceremony.
That must suck.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-04-04 01:40:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
1. That unity candle is fucking gay.
2. if you knock her up, your kids' ears are going to be fucking huge.
3. at least she's not fat. yet.
4. fuck you man, we all warned you. Welcome to the club now. Your membership is not revoked that easily, and you will kick yourself for doing this.
I mean, really man. I'm sure you were porking her before you got married, so why do it?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:47:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Our Burnsie is awl gwowd up.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-04-04 00:42:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
They are letting 12 yr olds marry now?
Well you know...
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-04-03 20:11:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's doesn't look like you.
congrats!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-04-03 19:58:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
that's nice.
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-04-03 18:46:49 EDT (#)
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May you make beautiful elves together....
Move over Keebler...the Burnsies are coming over!!
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:41:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-04-03 17:14:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
JUST BECAUSE YOU WATCHED LORD OF THE RINGS 15 TIMES IS NO REASON TO MARRY AN ELVEN PRINCESS...
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:58:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
She looks shocking like my 16 (or maybe 17) year old cousin.
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-04-03 16:05:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm sure she's had about 10 dudes in her before you. Think about that on your honeymoon.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:52:35 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You're insane for getting married so young but congratulations!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-04-03 15:06:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations and best wishes!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:41:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'm not jealous!!!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:38:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Married??
...dumbass
Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:36:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Sensational sideburns. Im proud of you
kick ass
Submitted by littledan (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:28:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:48:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Side, dude. I like you. But what's with the "Greassy Moe" haircut. You know Moe from the three stooges, just bangs on the forehead. Greassy Moe is when you PUT GREASE TO MAKE MAKE BANGS! Dude!
May God have mercy on your soul. Married at 22. Fucktard. You are supposed to bang chicks at 22. Not even be in a relationship at 22. Pregnant? Hey, pay for the kid, be a dad, but don't get married.
Side. Poor poor side. Well, everything will be incredibly cool for a while. Enjoy it.
MAZELTOFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by Tr4ppedunderice (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:48:37 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
THE uglest couple I have ever seen in my life
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:45:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats. I'm getting married in August. I too love the pasties.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2006-04-03 13:37:49 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
haha lol bonarz 2nite buttseks! eh? lol get ur seamans in her base LOL
Submitted by kissmyarse (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:23:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats Sideburns!
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2006-04-03 12:22:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:57:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I would pork her, and probably wouldn't make her sleep in the wet spot.
Congrats.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:36:54 EDT (#)
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Hey cool. Me and Firefly did the Unity candle also.
Congratulations.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:30:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
well done, your chick is at least two grades hotter than you.
What did you do? Drugs in the champagne? Hypnotism?
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-04-03 11:15:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:54:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
So you finally tied the knot?
Congrats Sideburns!! Good luck and all that B.S.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:28:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
married girl, don't you wanna
smoke a little marijuana?
congrats.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:17:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Whipped!
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:13:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
plethora of cake to her face!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:09:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Mazel Tov!
That being said, way too young.
Slap a prom dress on her and that would look about right.
Good luck, though. God Bless. All that.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-03 10:00:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd do your wife. looks like a nice strawberry lass. cuffs and collar match?
oh yeah congrats and all that. throw out that frozen piece of wedding cake at the end of may before you find it on your 20th anniversary and wonder what the hell it is and try to eat it.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:45:05 EDT (#)
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lol
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:25:42 EDT (#)
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Katie?!?!?!?!?!!?
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:08:34 EDT (#)
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Congrats, many happy years etc...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:59:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.arenacinema.com/corpse.jpg
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:37:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by disco_brad (user info) at 2006-04-03 01:22:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats burns, good luck to you and the missus
nothing wrong with a young marriage, i am 20 and married
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I got married at 19. Just celebrated my 4th anniversary.
Congrats Sideburns!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:32:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats.
Although you little lady doesn't look old enough to be married....unless you live in one of THOSE kinda states.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:30:12 EDT (#)
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Congrats. Have fun in hell.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:28:36 EDT (#)
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Congrats dude.
Knocked her up yet?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:15:01 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
So much for getting to read the end of Late Night Delivery....
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-04-03 08:06:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
2 - Your wife is way too fucking hot for you
Submitted by DizzyMissus (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:50:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks lovely
Well done sir!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:25:17 EDT (#)
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Dear fuck, Burnsy, did you JUST take off your truckers hat before you took this picture?
Congrats, although I don't know why you would get married so young.
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2006-04-03 07:05:07 EDT (#)
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congrats
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:43:27 EDT (#)
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Oh, and you also look very happy!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:42:41 EDT (#)
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Congrats on the love and marriage bit. You look very young and skinny.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:41:04 EDT (#)
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Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:26:01 (#)
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Congrats bro... looks like the Mail-Order service really came through for ya.
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My review ws going to be on the sentimental-congratulatory plane, but the above really tickled me.
(Congratulations)
Submitted by modernpost (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:38:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I got married last week too!
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:35:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations!
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2006-04-03 06:13:35 EDT (#)
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Yay!!! Congrats! Yay!!!
I'm coming to America this year by the way :P
And yay!!! Weddings make me happy :P
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:52:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd never before realised how generic Sideburns looked. He should get a job doing illegal things, nobody would really be able to identify him.
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:44:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats guy.
Hey man, it's been a while, drop me a line.
Uberlechuga.at.gmail.com
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:44:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations Sideburns. She is very pretty and looks good at lighting candles as well.
I got married young too- Me and Mat were both 21 and had just graduated from university. We're still married and very happy 9 years later.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:44:17 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd do her.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-04-03 05:02:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks terribly delicate.
Congratulations and so on and so forth.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-04-03 04:52:57 EDT (#)
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I should minus 2 you for for being crazy enough to get married.
But your woman is hot and I like your posts, so I won't.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-04-03 04:48:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus... I gotta start buying rohypnol from the same place you buy yours.
Congrats on married life.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 04:09:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
*like my picture = like your pictures
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-04-03 04:09:02 EDT (#)
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One of the few redhead that I have found gorgeous. Congratulations on the hot chick!
And you totally don't look like my picture. You really look like my dad during his marriage in fact. Too bad my mom wasn't that hot, the incest would've been better.
I'll say it again, Americans sure do love to get married. The difference is actually quite weird considering our proximity and our much-alike culture. I suppose it's religion.
I talk too much...congrats & good luck
*leaves jealous*
Submitted by w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:45:16 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations
Submitted by kaos-king (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:35:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
What have we learned here?
1 - You no longer have teh magical sideburns, so you must change your name or create an alter
2 - Your wife is way too fucking hot for you
3 - Lisa is, and will always be, a total cunt
4 - Kent_Weirdo does not seem to care much for weddings
Submitted by Off_The_Wagon (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:33:07 EDT (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/86176
thanks for the inspiration.
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:26:01 EDT (#)
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Congrats bro... looks like the Mail-Order service really came through for ya.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-04-03 03:11:54 EDT (#)
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Congratulations Sideburns..
All the best and all that hoo har.
Submitted by Benny (user info) at 2006-04-03 02:43:36 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats on getting married. It's my wedding anniversary today.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-04-03 02:42:18 EDT (#)
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I hate weddings. I hope your guests got struck by fucking lighting. Especially the spastic spinster lady that always shows up to catch the bouquet.
I hate weddings. I hope your guests were harmed by fucking fire in some way. Like Uncle John Doe drops his cigar on someone's polyester dress and sends them flaming into the night.
I hate weddings. I hope your guests were somehow fucking rained on. And then Cousin Whoever gets pneumonia and gives it to her sick Aunt Jane - who double-dies.
I hate weddings. I hope your guests were fucking windburned in the cheap showiness of nature. Then when Cousin Stacey Bumfuck goes to school the next day, people think that the chapping is herpes and she's shunned as a whore.
I hate weddings. I hope your guests were fucking hit by rocks from somewhere. Then your Grandpa Cuckoo McCoots gets beaned on top of the head by a stone and goes cross-eyed (and pisses his pants).
I hate weddings. I hope your guests get mugged and stabbed in the fucking dark. Grandma McMuggins heads back to the Volvo and BAM! Santino Ortiz jumps out, kidney-stabs, and purse-snatches. Oh dear...
I hate weddings. I hope your guests were shit on by fucking rice-stuffed birds. Then one dies in mid-air evacuates the whole of its bowels on Cousin Clueless Clint Nobody, who confesses to everyone that he's a kiddy pervert.
I hate weddings. I hope your guests drank all of your booze and left none for you. Then Uncle Seamus starts trying to tickle your asshole a little bit, because he's out of his mind.
...
Lovely wife ya got there.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-04-03 02:23:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She's a beautiful girl, deserving of a good husband. Good thing you married her before she found one.
Congrats, now you'll be paying for it legally. Best of everything to you both.
Submitted by PoTtY (user info) at 2006-04-03 02:10:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you always looked like that?
Submitted by disco_brad (user info) at 2006-04-03 01:22:50 EDT (#)
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congrats burns, good luck to you and the missus
nothing wrong with a young marriage, i am 20 and married
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-04-03 01:19:38 EDT (#)
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WHO'S TEH FAGGOT ON TEH RIGHT!?!?
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:55:34 EDT (#)
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Congratulations, good sir.
I wish you and your bride nothing but the best.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:54:31 EDT (#)
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So you finally tied the knot?
Congrats Sideburns!! Good luck and all that B.S.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:54:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
U 2 LOOK LIKE TOOLS AND UR KEEDS WILL LOOK LIKE TOOLS
MA KEEDS N ME WILL TRACK U AND UR KEEDS N U DOWN AND BEET CHU UP
ALSO TELL YER BITCH TO EAT A STEAK
GO WHITE SOX WOO!!!
1-0
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:35:57 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:33:25 (#)
Ranking: 2
BWA HA HA !!! Good photoshopping.
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..best review ever.
Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:33:25 EDT (#)
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BWA HA HA !!! Good photoshopping.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:28:02 EDT (#)
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of course i do. i hate everyone. except for god.
well, i hate god too, but only when he kills people.
which i guess is all the time, so yeah, i hate god too.
yeah, i hate everyone.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:23:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm 22.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:23:09 EDT (#)
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I never knew you hated me, wardy.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:22:34 EDT (#)
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How old are you? It looks more like your First Communion.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:19:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
i'd totally bang that chick...if I hadn't already.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:19:07 EDT (#)
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Congrats Sideburns!
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:18:24 EDT (#)
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congrats. and i'm giving you a +2 based on the fact that it's a wedding and my hatred for you can be subsided for that very reason. one question though:
why does the groom in that picture look like such a faggot?
may your days be long and merry, jabba jabba jabba...
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:18:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:08:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:06:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww she's so pretty.
congrats
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Gracias.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:07:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:06:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks like...that celebrity. That one with red hair. You know the one. That one.
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Carrot Top?
I've never seen it in her.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:06:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwww she's so pretty.
congrats
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:06:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
She looks like...that celebrity. That one with red hair. You know the one. That one.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:03:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-04-03 00:03:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I have a huge nose, ears, forehead, and very bushy eyebrows. I'm also ugly, pregnant, suck lots of cock, and have an awful complexion.
Also, <insert bad things about bride here>
Someone was going to do it.