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Bear Meat Is Quite Delicious. (1070 hits)

Category: Business & Financial

Rating: 0.25 on 15 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Nom DeGuerre (View user info) at 2006-04-02 17:43:25 EDT

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Two old ladies are walking through a forest when a naked man runs past.

One had a stroke, but the other one missed.

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User Reviews

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Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-04-03 09:40:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I love this post.. It just says everything that I struggle to express in my own writing!

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Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-04-02 20:11:04 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:36:08 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

+ FUCKING 2!!!

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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:36:08 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:46:14 (#)
Ranking: 2

+ FUCKING 2!!!

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Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:12:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

I respect the gradient.

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:03:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Because lemmings aren't actually green - they're brown! Oh ho hum!

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:03:13 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I do. They were green - how hilarious!

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:02:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you? Do you?

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:02:44 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Do you remember it?

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 18:02:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Remember Lemmings?

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:57:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

My daddy's bigger than your daddy.

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:54:58 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

That was so....


Underwhelming?
Is that the word?

Oh, no, my bad.

Shitty was what I was going for.
Shitty.

My bad.

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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:46:14 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

+ FUCKING 2!!!

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:45:51 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Oh, for real.

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Submitted by Martyn_Steiner (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:44:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

I changed the tense because I'm cool.

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Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-04-02 17:44:22 EDT (#)
Ranking: -1

Eh

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Boy, when Marge first told me she was going to the Police Academy, I
thought it's be fun and exciting, like the movie `Spaceballs.' But
instead, it's been painful and disturbing, like the movie `Police
Academy.'

-- Homer Simpson
The Springfield Connection

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