How Did I Fall For This Pedophile Sting? (1638 hits)
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Submitted by Mike00295 (View user info) at 2006-03-28 08:15:39 EST
Carla? Carla... are you in here? I saw your bike outside, and you were right, it is way cool. I'm so excited to finally meet you. Carla?
Hey, why's it so dark in here, Carla? Do you mind if I turn some lights on? Here we go.
Wait a minute. Who are you? You guys aren't an eleven-year old girl. Where's Carla? What's the deal with the guns? Stop yelling at me. Okay. I'm getting on the ground. Ease up! Geez. What the heck is going on around here anyways?
Wait a second. Hold the phone. Don't tell me... this was all a big hoax wasn't it?! There never was a Carla! Oh my God. I can't believe I fell for this! Boy, is my face red. Oh man! Hilarious! Well played, guys. Good burn.
Well I feel like a real horse's ass right now. And I bought the whole thing, hook, line, and sinker. What a dope. Don't worry, I'm not angry or anything. I've always considered myself a pretty good sport. I'm just more embarrassed than anything. Just call me "Captain Gullible". I guess I know what it feels like to be "Punk'd" now. Ashton's got nothing on you guys. This is priceless.
Okay, so I've just gotta know. Fess up...who all was in on it? Come on, just tell me, I won't be mad. Show of hands. You two? And you? All of you? You were all in on it? Oh Lord. That is funny.
And which one of you was I really talking to that whole time? Who was KARLA_JUICY_APPEL1994? This guy? I was talking dirty to this guy? Wow! I've just gotta say, you are good at what you do, my friend. A little too good, if you ask me. You guys might want to watch yourselves when you're out on assignment with this dude! Heyo! I'm just bustin' your balls, man. Seriously, nice work.
Boy, you fellas got me good. Ya know, I was kind of suspicious when Carla said she wanted to meet up at the Motel 6 by the Turnpike. I was like, "that's kind of a weird thing for a 5th-grade girl to suggest", but I guess my curiosity trumped my common sense, which is no big surprise, if you know me! And now here we all are. This is a hoot.
Okay, so you were Carla. Now which one of you guys was Becky? Who's BEKERZ_LUVZ_PONYZ_69? That guy?! The dude with the mustache? Oh come on! You're kidding me right? Oh, that's rich. So I'm guessing that you're not really the captain of the junior high swim team then? I guess that goes without saying! Man, that is the last time I trust the internet. You never know what you're getting. Ha!
Hey, don't think for a second that I'm going to forget about this, you goofballs. I'm known as a bit of a prankster myself, so don't be surprised if you end up on the other end of some shenanigans down the line. After all, one good turn deserves another. Maybe you'll get a crank phone call or an unwanted subscription to National Geographic. I don't know, I haven't really had time to think of a good comeback prank yet. This is all still sinking in. But you're in for it!
So I suppose it's time to head down to the station now, eh fellas? Well, that's the way it goes, right? Listen, is it cool if we swing by the playground on the way, I'm supposed to pick someone up. I'm just kidding! Totally kidding! Did you see his face?! He was all like, "What?" That was great. Good times.
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-01 12:08:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-29 18:27:25 EST (#)
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+2 for the pic alone
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-29 14:04:39 EST (#)
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:)
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-29 07:17:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:31:49 (#)
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I'm glad I picked today to come back to uber after my little hiatus.
Good work Mike.
You got any plans for the weekend by the way. I've got some buddies cominug into town for the NCAA finals and seeing as you were such a fountain of knowledge for me in the football (no I still haven't forgiven you for telling me not to pick Cato June) I thought you might want to lend me some of your basketball wisdom too. That and sink a couple.
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Was your hiatus due to coming 3rd in the Rugby?
Good piece by the way, not as good as some, but still good.
-Dave
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:49:03 EST (#)
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I totally just skeeted myself.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-28 22:25:16 EST (#)
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ha!
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-28 19:51:18 EST (#)
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Been there...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-28 19:01:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:30:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:22:47 (#)
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A bit gash really. Kind of dull and not up to your usual high standards. Sorry.
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+2s for life for using gash! Best word ever!
Ya nugget!
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:29:57 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:25:26 EST (#)
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If you ever perform this at open mic night, you have to post a recording.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-28 18:15:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:50:28 (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:43:26 (#)
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SHUT UP YOUR FACE. I GO WHERE I WANT.
I AM YOUNG AND WHITE IN AMERICA.
NOTHING CAN STOP ME.
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Best review of the day.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-28 17:00:58 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:49:41 EST (#)
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Dear God this is funny!
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:22:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2006-03-28 16:17:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-03-28 15:41:02 EST (#)
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Reads like something from the onion. I don't think you stole it, that's a compliment. I was very amused.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:17:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:01:30 EST (#)
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I laughed.
Submitted by hyprspacd (user info) at 2006-03-28 11:35:53 EST (#)
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Auto Jesus +2
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:30:22 EST (#)
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Another glorious post.
A little short though, but I don't know what more you could have done so I suppose it was fine.
Submitted by JackalFett (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:23:19 EST (#)
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word useage reminded me of Favre from super troopers.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:11:30 EST (#)
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Ok that's cool man. You probably wouldn't've (is that a word) been able to hack the pace anyway.
22nd sounds good though. Just drop me a line and let me know what your plans are the week before. As long as I'm not out of town playing Rugby I'll swing by and let you by be a beer ;o)
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-03-28 10:01:57 EST (#)
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Meh. I agree with Berty, not as good as the "two girls kissing" one of the same ilk.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:59:20 EST (#)
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Matt- Can't make it down this weekend.
I will be down next weekend, but only for a short time. We're going down to Brown County for a bachelor party. Then I'll be back for the weekend of 4/22 for my buddies wedding that I'm in.
It's at Keystone at the Crossing, we might be able to meet up for some boozing.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:31:49 EST (#)
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I'm glad I picked today to come back to uber after my little hiatus.
Good work Mike.
You got any plans for the weekend by the way. I've got some buddies cominug into town for the NCAA finals and seeing as you were such a fountain of knowledge for me in the football (no I still haven't forgiven you for telling me not to pick Cato June) I thought you might want to lend me some of your basketball wisdom too. That and sink a couple.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-28 09:07:18 EST (#)
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Good times
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:50:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:43:26 (#)
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SHUT UP YOUR FACE. I GO WHERE I WANT.
I AM YOUNG AND WHITE IN AMERICA.
NOTHING CAN STOP ME.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:45:12 EST (#)
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well played
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:43:26 EST (#)
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SHUT UP YOUR FACE. I GO WHERE I WANT.
I AM YOUNG AND WHITE IN AMERICA.
NOTHING CAN STOP ME.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:37:45 EST (#)
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Get out of my brain Teeph!
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:37:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:26:16 (#)
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Are we all reading the same stuff?
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Yeah, we are all reading the same thing. In the states they did a bunch of stings and filmed them. It was disturbing and hilarious at the same time - these guys would walk into the house and be calling the kid's name, then all of a sudden, a reporter would pop out of nowhere. You could see the shit rolling down the ped's legs because they were literally scared shitless.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:35:53 EST (#)
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Teeph, you are the light that illuminates my dark places.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:33:29 EST (#)
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Give me back my diary you bastard!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:31:43 EST (#)
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Berty - the reason you are probably missing the humour here is because you're british and crippled. In the real world (THE US of A) there have been a number of expose' type news reports where they set these freaks up to meet (or is that "meat" HAR HAR!) the little girl or boy of their dreams and then when they get there with their grocery bag full of beer and condoms, OOPS! there's a camera crew!
The sad/creepy thing about it is the way these stupid bastards just sit down with the reporter and either LIE about why they were there or tell the truth about it. It's sick either way.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:26:16 EST (#)
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Are we all reading the same stuff?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:24:46 EST (#)
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eight year olds, dude.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:23:06 EST (#)
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Nice
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:22:47 EST (#)
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A bit gash really. Kind of dull and not up to your usual high standards. Sorry.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:22:27 EST (#)
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hahaha
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:22:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:20:11 (#)
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You could be in for another all expenses paid trip to B@W.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:20:11 EST (#)
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You could be in for another all expenses paid trip to B@W.
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-03-28 08:16:13 EST (#)
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