Now I can Die Happy or Why Billy Packer can Suck my Cock (895 hits)
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Submitted by Judoka (View user info) at 2006-03-26 19:46:14 EST
George Mason doesn't deserve to be in the tournament? Well Billy boy I have two words for you. Final Four.
I love college basketball, and I went to GMU as an undergrad. Now I am back at GMU getting another M Ed.
I just got back from the Verizon center and I am hoarse, sweaty, and delirously happy.
When I grew up Georgetown University was in its heyday, and when they went into a downturn in the final years of John Thompsons leadership and the underappreciated tenure of Craig Eshrick I was lucky. Maryland began its run up to becoming a national power under Gary Williams. So I was content. After all the ACC and Big East are power conferences and play some really exciting basketball. I drank the 'power conference kool-aid.'
Never in my wildest dreams could I have imagined that my alma mater could hoop with national powers like Michigan State, North Carolina, and the University of Connecticut. Hell, if I hadn't been there for the sweet sixteen and the regional finals I could hardly believe it myself. Even in my most optimistic barcket projection I had GMU getting knocked out by North Carolina and it's fabulous freshman Hansborough. But I thought that GMU deserved a shot, and not as a reward for a great season as Duke Vitale claimed, but because they played great ball all season and deserved to be there.
As I write this I am listening to the end ot the Florida Villanova game, I hear Billy (cocksucker) Packer and that nancy boy Jim Nantz say how great the tournament has been this year. Well Billy you, unlike Nantz who had the sack to publically apologize for shooting his mouth off on national TV, you've said nothing. So from the bottom of my green and yellow Patriot heart, suck my cock.
See you in Indy.
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-27 16:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2006-03-27 14:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hookhand (user info) at 2006-03-27 12:11:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As an MSU student who loves hockey (#1 in the CCHA bitches!) and loathes basketball, fucking go George Mason! I had them beating MSU in my bracket to be an asshole, and I got a point out of it. I wish MSU had done better though so the East Lansing cops could spray some more tear gas on students for no reason like they did last year.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-03-27 11:30:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I cannot stand Billy Packer. I think the absolute height of my Billy Packer hatred was when he had the UNC - Kentucky game and spent the entire two hour long broadcast blaming Rashad McCants for everything that went wrong whether the boy was on the floor or not. Seriously all game long all about how over rated McCants was and how he wasn't concentrating and all this shit. Then about a week after the game, we found out that just before that Kentucky game, McCants found out that his mother had breast cancer. Do you think Packer apologized, oh hell no the next game he did comment that McCants was playing better than he had been at Kentucky but he still would never give that guy a break. I wondered who he would blame for all the ills of college basketball in general and UNC in particular now that McCants is in the NBA but I think it's all still McCants fault for going out early.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-27 09:14:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
berty -- i'm not gay if you're sucking my dick because you're sucking my dick. i'm just getting blown and thinking about unicorns and butterflies. no, no getting blown by a dude does not make you gay... right...?
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2006-03-27 09:01:29 EST (#)
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GMU?
An explanation for the "Furriners" might be in order.
-Dave
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-27 04:18:29 EST (#)
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Berty is in a mood. It's all good though, it means he will be even wittier than he normally is. I hearby propose that the SI unit of witiness be the Bert. Thus this post was 10MilliBerts or deeply unwitty.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-27 04:03:14 EST (#)
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It should have an 'a', otherwise it looks too much like bungling. Perhaps one of us should write a letter?
Submitted by moray (user info) at 2006-03-27 03:46:53 EST (#)
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burgling has no a you numpty
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-27 03:39:41 EST (#)
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It's strange how people use the term 'suck my cock'. A bizarre macho expression, considering the obvious homeosexuality of the phrase when applied to any male. Furthermore oral sex is, generally, pleaseant for both the sucker and the suckee which just adds to the odd value.
"Hey cocksucker! French kiss me you turd burgaling fool!"
Absurd.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-27 03:13:35 EST (#)
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Auto GMU +2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-27 00:35:29 EST (#)
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As with all basketball fans...
"OMG a team I never played for is teh winnang and I will write about it and try to take teh creddit!!!"
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-26 23:05:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 21:03:09 EST (#)
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My bracket was sunk on Sunday.
Week 1.
I've been having so much fun just watching this tournament without having a rooting interest, it's insane.
And this is the second tournament in HISTORY where not a single #1 seed advanced to the Final Four.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-26 21:01:58 EST (#)
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GMU will win the tournamnet.
Or my name isn't Shitstain McFucktard.
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:22:11 EST (#)
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This is the headline at ESPN.com
"This one goes to eleven"
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-26 20:11:43 EST (#)
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I'm a North Carolina fan at heart, but hell after listening to this Packer guy run his mouth and after hearing George Mason beat UConn, I no longer care that they beat UNC and want them to win it all.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this whole tournament has been completely ridiculous. by far my favorite in recent memory, and this is coming from the guy who no longer has a single team in the final four. whoops...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 19:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved the last 10 minutes of that game, man. GMU didn't substitute for the last 16 minutes of the GAME!
UConn was rotating guys in and out on almost every fouls shot and time-out, and they STILL couldn't do it.
My hat is off to GMU basketball, they're having an amazing run, and it's been fun to watch.