SPT:I'm reporting Method to the proper authorities... (2316 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.42 on 93 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-23 15:13:51 EST
The Sexy Police!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2008-03-05 18:17:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Report the greek for being a fucking fool.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-28 17:18:04 EST (#)
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It finally died the slow, painful death it so richly deserved.
Why do you ask? You SPANK to this picture?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-28 17:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever happened to this one?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-06-23 18:30:45 EDT (#)
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yes i am back. i was thinking about doing a desert montage...mostly of me fucking cacti and fisting elks... maybe...just maybe....but i'm leaving for greece in a few days and think there will be a better post to be made of that trip..especially since i am going with my 5 best friends from college. it is going to be trouble.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:19:02 EDT (#)
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I dont have any teeth, you whore
I give great gumjobs
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:15:03 EDT (#)
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i just want my penis troll :(
does method ever smile with teeth showing in the pic?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-06-22 16:08:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
still my favorite picture
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:58:54 EDT (#)
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CHEST SHAVER!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:57:31 EDT (#)
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what a fat loser
I bet he counts the corn in his shit
oh, wait.......
Submitted by livEvil (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:40:34 EDT (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:33 (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the "count the kernels of corn while I shit" look on his face...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-22 15:22:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you're back!
How was New Mexico?
You WILL be making a multi-series post about your adventures, missy....
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-04-06 14:02:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The reviews made me crack up...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:43:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
that is correct inion!!!!!!!!!!!
method is a flamer!!!!!!!
a flaming hot sex machine!!!!!!!!!1
<dies in orgasm overload>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-04-06 13:37:52 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
you don't post your belief systems and such for flamers to jump on. nope, you post to prove that method is a flamer.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-30 09:41:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Decon proves my point. Get a life.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-29 22:10:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:46:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
User id: 24097
Registered on or around: 2005-12-15 22:41:17
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deconstruction = useless
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Ironic
Deconstruction: I have too much of a life to sit around sucking Methods and Shlongys internet dicks to gain internet popularity to make up for the time I sat around masturbating in my parents beds rather than make something of myself in my wasted youth.
Mistressfist: I for one, don't. The lack of time you have to spare on a website because you're out contributing to the world makes you useless.
Deconstruction: Touché. Point well made.
Whore.
Submitted by rockdocc (user info) at 2006-03-29 02:05:09 EST (#)
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home boy is big.
wonder what he benches?
still, I am so much hotter.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-28 14:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sexy
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-24 08:46:51 EST (#)
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User id: 24097
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deconstruction = useless
Submitted by pandora (user info) at 2006-03-24 05:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'd like to cuff him.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-24 05:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:08:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
He looks like a faggot
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-24 03:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He looks like a faggot.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-24 02:58:00 EST (#)
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Is that the new 'Poster Girl' for The National Transgender Advocacy Coalition?
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-23 23:51:08 EST (#)
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Pointless.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:53:33 EST (#)
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FUCK YOU IF IT DID
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:53:25 EST (#)
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FUCK YOU IF THAT DIDN'T MAKE SENSE
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:53:14 EST (#)
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YOUR EXISTANCE MAKES MINE HURT
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:52:55 EST (#)
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I FUCKING HATE YOU
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:52:46 EST (#)
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I
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:52:39 EST (#)
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FUCKING
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:52:32 EST (#)
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HATE
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-23 20:52:24 EST (#)
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YOU
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:29:37 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-03-23 18:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehhehe.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-23 17:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:18:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder...can he do that thing where you tweak your pectorals and make you man-titties dance?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
let's hope it was not ETS or caul sucking him off. then my dreams will be dashed!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ally: Below frame, I'm imagining either fishnets and stilettos, or three 18 year old Asian strippers. Either way - hot.
Submitted by AllyJeans (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:14:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm kinda curious if he had anything on below frame. ;)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
itted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:39:05 (#)
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show us your peener! i want to lick my computer screen!
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
He's proportioned like a midget.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
as polaris shifts in the night sky, method's head will become the present-day north star.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-23 16:00:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
so if his dick's that big that's an aerial photo of his head then right?
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:55:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:45:02 (#)
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but method cannot post his peener, it won't fit on a digital camera screen!! too big i hear!
now shlongy on the other hand... i found a pic of his. here it is:
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Oh, SNAP!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the ghey leather police?
Submitted by Aeneas (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:54:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:17:02 (#)
Ranking: -2
he's obviously gay, yes. but i've noticed a striking similarity:
http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/fmj/foto/pyle01.jpg
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:51:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
COOL MAN
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:47:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:20:26 (#)
Ranking: 0
C'mon Shlongy, you're just peeved that I gave you a toothy BJ last night. Is it my fault I mistook your johnson for an ear of little baby corn?
That was YOU? I thought it was Chuckles.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:45:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All we are is dust in the wind, dude.
dust
wind.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
but method cannot post his peener, it won't fit on a digital camera screen!! too big i hear!
now shlongy on the other hand... i found a pic of his. here it is:
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:43:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:39:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
I <3 Socrates
_______________________
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<chokes...pants for air...sees quote again>
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<Chokes again...dies>
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:42:09 EST (#)
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ok i won't mention any more bout pinkness unless you do post your penis. promise.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:39:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I mean... Method. Yes, Method. Mmm... gay anal philosopher secks.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:39:20 EST (#)
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I <3 Socrates
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:39:19 EST (#)
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i'd hit it...
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:39:05 EST (#)
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show us your peener! i want to lick my computer screen!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:38:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:37:35 (#)
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i expected a greek to have slightly less than pink nipples. something more mediterranean, darker, but no, like little pink beacons...
<dies>
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:37:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you have silicone implants. does that help with your greco-roman wrestling?
"I'll crush you between my bresticles!"
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STFU n00b, you're sexy. Show us your p33n3r!?!?!?!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:37:35 EST (#)
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i expected a greek to have slightly less than pink nipples. something more mediterranean, darker, but no, like little pink beacons...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:36:38 EST (#)
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i want to have your little fat greek babies, git in my pussy!
er i mean... um...
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just ovulating, the general consensus of the gorgeous male specimens on ubersite say I'm fat and ugly, so I MUST be, right?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:29:42 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favorite picture eVer
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hey how are you?
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I was doing kind of shitty until I looked at this picture. BEEEEEEEEFCAAAAAAAAAAKE
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:34:11 EST (#)
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come on guys this is pretty hot!? or am i just ovulating?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:32:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAAHHAHA YEAH WHAT A FAT ASSHOLE I CANT BELIEVE HE CAMWHORED LIKE THAT HAHAAHAHAHAH
GO HIT UP ANOTHER BUCKET OF KFC, FATASS, YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CHICKEN GREASE GLISTENING ON YOUR GIANT GORILLA TITTIES
Submitted by scornednornery (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Whoever dude is in that picture ... not only is his gayness undoubtedly apparent but I think he needs to work out a bit more before deciding to showcase his shaven torso.
*BLAAAAAAP*
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:29:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:26:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favorite picture eVer
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hey how are you?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:29:10 EST (#)
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Aaaah, here it is
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40725
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:27:33 EST (#)
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i'd rather make fun of you here, where it will be hateful and full of malice.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is my favorite picture eVer
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:26:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
chuck de nomolos eat your heart out.
(he was sit-up champion, you know)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:24:56 EST (#)
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OH FOR CHRISTS SAKE PEOPLE, IF YOURE ALL GONNA MAKE FUN OF MY PICTURE GO DO IT ON THE ORIGINAL POST - IT WAS ATLEAST FUNNY AND THE PICTURE WAS IN CONTEXT
http://www.ubersite.com/m/40623
And that picture was taken when I wrote that post; I oiled myself up and masturbated to Caulaincourt's picture before that - thus the 'just about to ejaculate' look on my face
I wish I could find the parody post that comicbookguy did of my picture, it was fucking hysterical.
Could someone go find it please?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Gollleee Sergeant Carter!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:23:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:20:40 (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82291
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I just came.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:23:09 EST (#)
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Well great...now I know what to think of instead of baseball.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:22:09 EST (#)
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i wonder how old he was in that pic. teenaged?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:55 EST (#)
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Fuck all, it made me smile.
*right-clicks Desktop*
*selects Properties*
*selects Desktop tab*
*sets picture to Background as "Tile"*
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like the "count the kernels of corn while I shit" look on his face...
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:21:28 EST (#)
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Auto +2 half naked homoerotic Method pics!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:20:40 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/82291
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:20:26 EST (#)
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C'mon Shlongy, you're just peeved that I gave you a toothy BJ last night. Is it my fault I mistook your johnson for an ear of little baby corn?
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:19:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Lou Ferigno's looking trim these days.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:18:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wonder...can he do that thing where you tweak your pectorals and make you man-titties dance?
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:15:01 (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTN ALTER LIFE STYLE METHODZ!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:18:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow.
I think I pulled a hammy laughing so hard.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahaha i look like private pyle
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
They will not take the report.
Try the gay police instead.
Submitted by cocaine (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:17:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
he's obviously gay, yes. but i've noticed a striking similarity:
http://www.archiviokubrick.it/film/fmj/foto/pyle01.jpg
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:16:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
generally i hate derogatory speech, but fag seems like the only thing that fits.
<still laughing>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:15:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
file name
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:15:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTENTION GHEY METHODZ!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:14:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fag...hahahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-23 15:14:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YOU ARE SUCH A LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER