Something's Got To Change (2229 hits)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2006-03-21 15:28:12 EST
something's got to change
we've all gone mad.
waking up to the same alarm at the same time
well before the sunrise
eating the same white blood-doused cereal
living like robots
with no care for our personal desires and creative fulfillment.
we are monkeys who took it one step too far
our stupid hands-free devices in our ears like cyborgs
implanting and liposucting in all the right places
eating hormone-enhanced antibiotic-filled excuses for food
burning our eyes out at every turn
driving along the same smog-filled streets every morning.
it's always cold
except when it's hot
i step up to the metal door and get the same shock everyday.
i sit at the same malfunctioning computer with the same cup of mediocre coffee
and go through the same motions over and over and over and over and over again.
Something's got to change.
we dream of art sex love and religion
those are the things we don't have anymore.
we remember smells tastes and something called family
a thing that doesn't exist except through a tangled mass of cables.
brothers and sisters reduced to groups of pixels on the rgb screen
no dimension except the one you lend them in your mind.
the closest we get to paradise
is a screensaver with palm trees and bob marley on the headphones.
fuck.
this.
User Reviews
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-06-15 13:10:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
You quit uber, that's what changed!
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-05-23 11:26:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Congrats!
Submitted by CarmenGhia (user info) at 2006-05-16 12:50:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
absolute garbage, try submitting to Readers Digest for a more appreciative audience by brain dead retards
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-02 16:13:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks back for your ratings...
Submitted by ThatOneGirl (user info) at 2006-03-25 12:33:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like to think it's not that way for everyone.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:19:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
No Comment
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i have art and sex. i think religion negates art, sex and love though.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-03-23 12:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this garbage
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-22 14:04:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Calm down there Ms Durden...
Submitted by Fungah (user info) at 2006-03-22 13:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bow down before me, your new lord and ruler, and serenade me with a beautiful flowing chorus of insults and -2's.
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:19:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:58:58 (#)
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i'll have you know that i change my underwear EVERYDAY.
I don't. Too exhausting.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-22 11:06:01 EST (#)
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Whoa. You're one of them posh wimminz.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:58:58 EST (#)
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i'll have you know that i change my underwear EVERYDAY.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-22 10:49:44 EST (#)
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Change your job. Change your underwear. Change your oil, change your furniture...
At the end of the day, it's Life that you have to Live. How you do it? Keep changing the view.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-22 09:29:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dig it.
Submitted by Dacin (user info) at 2006-03-22 05:52:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How many emos does it take to microwave a burrito?
Four.
One to cry about it on LiveJournal.
One to make a Myspace about it.
One to take a picture of them taking a picture of themselves in a mirror and post it on LiveJournal and MySpace.
The other to make the burrito.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:36:10 EST (#)
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Personally I find the office environment very zen. I mean here I am doing simple and unimportant things which I can often focus on as metaphores for complex subjects. The filing cabinets are my rock garden, my pc is my meditation bench. My tasks are the current that takes me down the river of enlightenment to the sea of nirvana.
BOOYEH!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-22 04:27:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
chin up sweetie.....
it makes the money shot better
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-22 03:14:38 EST (#)
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What's all this creative fulfillment people are talking about? I reckon you're just not getting the full 8 hours of sleep.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-21 23:54:35 EST (#)
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Shitfuck's back!
WOO
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-03-21 23:20:55 EST (#)
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I'd probably fuck you, but this sucked my dick.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-21 23:01:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Would someone with a superior brain explain the blood-cereal thing?
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also:
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:59:41 (#)
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Something's got to change, and it might as well be the fact that I stop thinking of my sister when I gaze at you in your pearl necklace picture.
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Do you really believe it's her? She's way too hot for being a Uber user.
Besides, isn't "she" badassmofo or am I late on the gossip?
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Speaking of what people thought was fake, this girl (link below) ranks in my top three, non fake hot girls of Uber. Some girls just have a controversial face. (People were questioning her photo's validity):
I emailed her after her last post and she sent, the same night, three other high res photos, her laptop with Uber on its screen in the background, perhaps because I +2ed her (for her replies and not her photo). It's a real photo she posted, no question whatsoever. I'm fairly certain she'd send photos to others, since she didn't know me from Adam. Although I'm more concerned about the blood-cereal thing.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83984
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:56:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:43:25 (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, people are taking this WAY to fucking critically. Badass, Shlongy, Caul...can I get you a tampon for your bleeding pussies?
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I don't know what's in it for you in defending that author but we'll make sure to have an opinion aligned with yours the next time.
In the meantime, please accept this gift: http://tinyurl.com/88kt3
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Dude, what the fuck!? no one wants to see you licking ETS' ass.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
go face the looking glass
you'll find the person to blame-
i've sold my soul many a time
destroyed stars
danced with the devil
burnt out my eyes and regrown them
so why the fuck is your life so boring?
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:45:24 (#)
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yeah, but i left out the russian translator. that makes it original.
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Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:43:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:35:31 (#)
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During the fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way I feel about you, and the way you feel about me. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if I can change, and you can change, everyone can change.
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I believe Rocky said the same after his KO of Draco in Russia.
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Nice save.
Wait, whose post is this? Why am I +2ing it. Who am I? ......... Aaadriannnn!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:05:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like you need a change.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only positively rating this because I'm in a shit mood and I relate
Otherwise, this post blew and was Chuck Palahnkinukiduck up the wazoo.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just peed plutonium!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 20:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just fucked a candle!
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2006-03-21 19:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm part monkey... yes.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:47:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:45:24 (#)
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yeah, but i left out the russian translator. that makes it original.
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hjahahahha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:47:15 EST (#)
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Rocky IV propaganda was not sublte, it's hilarious
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:45:24 EST (#)
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yeah, but i left out the russian translator. that makes it original.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:35:31 (#)
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During the fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way I feel about you, and the way you feel about me. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if I can change, and you can change, everyone can change.
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I believe Rocky said the same after his KO of Draco in Russia.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:43:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:27:12 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, people are taking this WAY to fucking critically. Badass, Shlongy, Caul...can I get you a tampon for your bleeding pussies?
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I don't know what's in it for you in defending that author but we'll make sure to have an opinion aligned with yours the next time.
In the meantime, please accept this gift: http://tinyurl.com/88kt3
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
During the fight, I've seen a lot of changing, in the way I feel about you, and the way you feel about me. I guess what I'm trying to say is that if I can change, and you can change, everyone can change.
Submitted by MyTeeOne (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:27:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, people are taking this WAY to fucking critically. Badass, Shlongy, Caul...can I get you a tampon for your bleeding pussies?
I saw what you were going for here, kiddo. The rate race, the grind, people who mistake their career for their life. If it's a piece just for the sake of being a piece, cool. If it's a piece about how you feel, change something.
Corporate America sucks ass. Yeah, it's paying my bills, but it sucks ass.
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Shift+Letter = capital letter.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-21 18:01:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well fuck - I liked it.
...and I'm pretty sure I've never ranked one of these artistic word types...
SO GOOD FOR YOU!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:47:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:06:39 (#)
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actually, i was referring to those hands-free things people use for cellphones. For the record I do not have one. I see a lot of people driving with them or walking around stores with them looking like they're talking to themselves and I think it's odd.
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Ugh, EVERYONE has one of those things in L.A. and Orange County to make themselves look more important than they really are and it drives me insane! I'm always thinking random people are yelling at me or they're completely nuts and talking to themselves. I'm sorry but how fucking lazy are you if you can't even lift your cellphone up to your head? Usually they aren't even using their hands. If they are carrying a bunch of stuff, do they really need to talk on the phone at that moment? It can't wait five seconds or however long it takes to free up one hand? What annoys me even more is when they're talking then suddenly say something to you. They have the nerve to get irritated when you don't answer because you don't want to be rude and listen to their conversation so you have no idea they were talking to you or what they said. Grr, I HATE those hands-free headsets!
Ok, my rant is over.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto "blood-doused cereal" +2.
It's the ONLY way to stomach Raisin Bran.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:31:22 EST (#)
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Whaddaya mean "cryptic?"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:29:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:19:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww Caul's in love with someone other than himself for once!
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Sounds like someone cannot deal with REJECTION! :-O
I can smell your bitter pussy all the way up to Canada!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:19:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww Caul's in love with someone other than himself for once!
Submitted by StewCrew (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm pretty sure I heard Simple Plan sing this song.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you are late on the gossip, girlfriend! That is really me. And thanks for the compliment :) you DO realize you just called an american chick hot.... right? :P """
*kills self*
Oh wait...I still don't believe that's you. Please send more pictorial proof to alain_laflamme.at.hotmail.com then maybe I'll stab myself in the iliac artery and let the warm gushing blood caress my ball and give me only a mild erection due to loss of blood pressure as I slowly fade away into the afterlife...wtf?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So will mine! They can stroke their peeners! <maybe not>
It would be great if Electro was there tied to the chair, and he can use his superstrength to break through the chains and devour us both.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:14:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
good god how on earth is this piece of doody on most heated!
MF I will totally make you a peener collage. As far as the other thing well, my hubby will probably want to watch.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leilani is so hot.
you make collages? can you make me a peener collage? i'll pay you in cunnilingus.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:11:19 EST (#)
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something, has to change
undeniable delemma
boredom's not a burden, anyone should bare
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:09:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:07:59 (#)
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I don't work in a call center, nor am I a secretary. """
What do you do for a living!?! I want to stalk you!
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i am a graphic designer. when i'm not at my day job I am painting and making collages and trying to sell them. sort of.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:08:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:04:19 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:59:41 (#)
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Something's got to change, and it might as well be the fact that I stop thinking of my sister when I gaze at you in your pearl necklace picture.
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Do you really believe it's her? She's way too hot for being a Uber user.
Besides, isn't "she" badassmofo or am I late on the gossip?
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you are late on the gossip, girlfriend! That is really me. And thanks for the compliment :) you DO realize you just called an american chick hot.... right? :P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:07:59 EST (#)
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I don't work in a call center, nor am I a secretary. """
What do you do for a living!?! I want to stalk you!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:07:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pokey i can't wait, it's been a while since there's been anything good on uber.
maybe after reading it i'll go fuck a fatty. <off in the distance, electro cheers>
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:51:40 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:49:35 (#)
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Caul i am DEFINITELY working though that
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you refer to hands-free devices connected to your ears.
sounds like you're a secretary or that you work in a calling center.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU'RE TRYING YOUR BEST TO WORK IT THROUGH???
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actually, i was referring to those hands-free things people use for cellphones. For the record I do not have one. I see a lot of people driving with them or walking around stores with them looking like they're talking to themselves and I think it's odd.
I don't work in a call center, nor am I a secretary.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:05:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caulain,
tomorrow I'm posting a post on why I love fat people and you should too. I hope you read it. It'll be an eye-opener for you.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought this was supposed to be a look at a bleak future without sex.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:59:41 (#)
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Something's got to change, and it might as well be the fact that I stop thinking of my sister when I gaze at you in your pearl necklace picture.
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Do you really believe it's her? She's way too hot for being a Uber user.
Besides, isn't "she" badassmofo or am I late on the gossip?
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 17:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:59:41 (#)
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Something's got to change, and it might as well be the fact that I stop thinking of my sister when I gaze at you in your pearl necklace picture.
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Don't worry Cap'n. I still think of your sister whilst wanking the worm with WD-40.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:59:41 EST (#)
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Something's got to change, and it might as well be the fact that I stop thinking of my sister when I gaze at you in your pearl necklace picture.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:58:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry lei lady, but i cannot in good conscience tell you that this is worth reading.
sad face,
wardy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
if you're gay, the fart are just more silent.
OMG! 4TH GRADE OVERDONE LOOSE ANUS JOKE! GO ME!
(i had too much coffee)
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Caul, but he does it too. It seems that farting comes in all male packages, unless if you're gay maybe.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:55:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By "roomate" do you mean "husband"?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes Caul girls do fart. If they don't and hold it in, they becomes whiny little mucoid plaque ridden cunt drips like ETS. And I'm one girl that does NOT want to be like that, so I MUST fart!
I used to have a roommate that was taking whey daily, and he'd fart in the basement and I'd smeel it in my bedroom in the attic/loft. Not good times.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:49:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul i am DEFINITELY working though that
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you refer to hands-free devices connected to your ears.
sounds like you're a secretary or that you work in a calling center.
ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU'RE TRYING YOUR BEST TO WORK IT THROUGH???
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:45:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul that whey protein stuff doesn't give you the farts? I have to avoid all of that protein shake sort of stuff, it reeks havoc on my delicate insides. """
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Sure it does. And it gives me more ammo to fart in the general direction of my brother and piss him off, which is hilarious. I'm very mature.
GIRLS FART ?!?!?!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:49:35 EST (#)
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Caul i am DEFINITELY working though that
till then i'm going to just write deep intarweb posts. i promise not too many will end up on Uber though. That would take up valuable posts better used for peeners and rabbits.
MISTRESSFIST- check yo email
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:38:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:34:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
complete and total rubbish.
especially when you consider that this has been written a billion time already.
having an existential crisis? GET OFF YOUR FUCKING COMP A GO RUN A MILE!
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yes darling. i run everyday before work and sometimes after too.
however if i donned my sneakers and shorts right now instead of pretending to work i'd probably get in some trouble.
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Americans don't run...they ride around in electric wheelchairs. It's a FACT!
But seriously, everybody knows we all "live our life like robots" and that we're "slave of the system" and whatnot. Such is life. You can either work your through that or write deep posts about life on the Internet.
Fatalistic caca irritates baby Caulaincourt.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:45:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul that whey protein stuff doesn't give you the farts? I have to avoid all of that protein shake sort of stuff, it reeks havoc on my delicate insides.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:43:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani, I didn't like this post
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Caul's mad because it's been an hour since he changed his tampon and the machine ate his quarter.
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I did like this though...Caul with TSS :)
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:39:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's mad because it's been an hour since he changed his tampon and the machine ate his quarter.
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No, I'm mad because the dude who stuck his cock in the glory hole had herpes. I missed my daily whey shot and now I'm lethargic.
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i have to say your reviews always make me laugh the most.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:39:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's mad because it's been an hour since he changed his tampon and the machine ate his quarter.
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No, I'm mad because the dude who stuck his cock in the glory hole had herpes. I missed my daily whey shot and now I'm lethargic.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:38:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:35:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's mad because it's been an hour since he changed his tampon and the machine ate his quarter.
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yes we should send a box of Super Absorbency Man-Pons™ to Canada, stat.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:34:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
complete and total rubbish.
especially when you consider that this has been written a billion time already.
having an existential crisis? GET OFF YOUR FUCKING COMP A GO RUN A MILE!
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yes darling. i run everyday before work and sometimes after too.
however if i donned my sneakers and shorts right now instead of pretending to work i'd probably get in some trouble.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul's mad because it's been an hour since he changed his tampon and the machine ate his quarter.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:34:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
complete and total rubbish.
especially when you consider that this has been written a billion time already.
having an existential crisis? GET OFF YOUR FUCKING COMP A GO RUN A MILE!
"it's always cold
except when it's hot """
HOW DEEP!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:10:56 (#)
Ranking: 1
I fucking love my life, so I don't really identify with much of this, but I do like the writing, so +1.
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i love my life too. hell yeah.
but. i thought it would be interesting to reflect on the other side of things. the side where we are all crazy monkeys plugged into a desk. i mean not all of us but a lot of us.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:23:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
pokey you can rest your tongue in my ass. yum.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:22:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If I wrote about everything I think about in the office...well...it'd probably have more porn, I guess.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
leilani run away with me to NM and greece. i'll let you use my boobies as pillows on the plane.
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Er....can I...uh....tag along????? PPUUUUUUULLLLEEEEEEEEEEZZ!?!?!?!?!!?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:18:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:14:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
But I don't like them. I like you.
I'm still wacking it pretty much daily to that picture you sent me.
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that's funny, i'm still wacking it to the bank statement you sent me.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
meant to say you lost me with this one:
eating the same white blood-doused cereal
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the other i understood.
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
ah!! the unveiling of a disillusioned mind is always a breathtaking site...
now that you've discovered life sucks.... you get to discover how to live with it
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But I don't like them. I like you.
I'm still wacking it pretty much daily to that picture you sent me.
Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i sit at the same malfunctioning computer with the same cup of mediocre coffee
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you lost me with that one
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the closest we get to paradise
is a screensaver with palm trees
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You're free to move, even if it means sacrificing stuff like but Starbucks Breakfast Blend and a badass new pc, and it seems you've already done without each. Sometimes salvation lies in nothing more than a duffel bag and blowing a goodbye kiss.
Inertia to me is the only evil, and I once associated with many people who were that sedentary, inert, which left them living in the past- a good thing, actually, because if they hadn't they'd have been homeless.
I like the desolation this evoked, much like your photo set of nowhere. I still go look at those photos for some reason. I labeled that post "Americana" in my User Info page, because it summed up so much, about the U.S., without the distraction of words.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shlongy I'm afraid that my cranny is a bit small for an entire hand. Perhaps ETS or Caulaincourt will let you use their vaginas?
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:10:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I fucking love my life, so I don't really identify with much of this, but I do like the writing, so +1.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:09:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Can I use your snatch as an oven mitt, MsFist?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
from our chats you seem to be the kind of person that will figure it all out. we are the same age i think (26) and i think people our age struggle with similar issues. just have faith that the universe will lead you to the right opportunities for happiness, and it will.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:04:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:32 (#)
Ranking: 2
leilani run away with me to NM and greece. i'll let you use my boobies as pillows on the plane.
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that sounds pretty awesome.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
leilani run away with me to NM and greece. i'll let you use my boobies as pillows on the plane.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just keepin it real Shlongy...just keepin it real
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-21 16:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I'm in a bad mood today and this wasn't very good. Deal.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:59:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was trying to be nice, but yes, your assessment is a more accurate accounting.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thanks jeanneee, that's sweet
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:59:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok that was a joke.
anyway...leilani what are you 23?
shit gets harder and life gets tougher learn to deal or get out of it
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hey don't pull that shit with me.!!! I'm your alter after all!
this wasn't intended as an OOOOH my life's so hard emo rant. if it came off that way, it's because, well, i'm not that great of a writer.
I know shit is hard and life is tough and i've had my ration of shit, believe me. and i appreciate everything i have. this was more intended to be a reflection of the things i notice about people and culture in my day to day 9 to 5 life.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're young, pretty, reasonably intelligent, and from what I can see, you have every advantage a person could possibly have. The world is not going to change. I suggest you count your blessings and stop with the navel-gazing.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
last several....HAH...try 170 out of 178
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:54:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
badass - you think I only give you -2's?
That's not true at all, although it might SEEM that way, since your last several posts have blown.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Badass totally called it re: Shlongy.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:54:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
palahniuk
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm just messing around, kids.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:53:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:45:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
ok that was a joke.
anyway...leilani what are you 23?
shit gets harder and life gets tougher learn to deal or get out of it
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THANKS A LOT I'M GOING IN THE BATHROOM TO CUT MYSELF NOW
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:53:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not me Shlongy and you know it
otherwise you would have -2d it
instead you went with the 0 because somewhere in you Napolean-istic mind you think you might have a chance at shagging this fine young lady
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 1
i read the same posts on ubersite that are poor imitations of chuck palichunik.
i write chuck's last name wrong
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i think everyone does.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i may sit at the same computer every day, but my coffee is the BEST!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:47:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck are you babbling about here, badass?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i read the same posts on ubersite that are poor imitations of chuck palichunik.
i write chuck's last name wrong
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:45:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok that was a joke.
anyway...leilani what are you 23?
shit gets harder and life gets tougher learn to deal or get out of it
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:44:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you guys are so kind
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
emolicious!
i can't wait till i blow this popsicle stand. i've got a little over a month left of work, then i head to new mexico for a month for a wilderness retreat, then back for a month, then to greece for a month of travel. i can't fucking wait. and then when i'm back in NJ, finding a new job. and hopefully if i'm happily employed and occupied, i won't have to surf uber either.
soon you'll be kicking personal training ass, leilani.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i thought they cancelled upright citizens brigade?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Eh?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:38:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Run away with me, cutie.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:33:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sounds like SOMEBODY'S got a case of the Tuuuesssdaaays!
Submitted by swamp_donkey (user info) at 2006-03-21 15:31:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Tell me, emo child, are you cutting yourself?