I Need Some Help.... (1316 hits)
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Submitted by leilani (View user info) at 2006-03-20 12:27:14 EST
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This post contains absolutely NO:
RAPE
GOATSE
TUBGIRL
NAKED LESBIANS WRESTLING IN JELLO
EXTREME BODY MODIFICATIONS
SHLONGY
BESTIALITY
PORN STARS
POLITICAL PANDERING
or
POOP.
OK so here's what I need help with, and yes, i do realize who I'm asking. But I'll give it a shot anyway.
For a while I've been unhappy with my career. It's something I want to do on a freelance basis but i don't want it to be the only thing I do. It's a very sedentary job and while it can be creative, usually it's more just pandering to clients' preconceived ideas.
I want to go back to school/ or a program to be a personal trainer. That's right, I'm going to kick some ass. w00t BOOTCAMP LEILANI!!!!
If anyone can help me with figuring out which programs are good vs. which ones suck, PROS and CONS of this kind of stuff, etc. etc. Would you please drop me a line at uberleilani.at.gmail.com?
Thanks.
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Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-04-02 16:13:37 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-21 21:14:29 EST (#)
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WARNING:
This post contains absolutely NO:
RAPE
GOATSE
TUBGIRL
NAKED LESBIANS WRESTLING IN JELLO
EXTREME BODY MODIFICATIONS
SHLONGY
BESTIALITY
PORN STARS
POLITICAL PANDERING
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MOTHER FUCKER AUTO-2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:01:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:35:57 (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:32:56 (#)
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Needs more Electro
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Indeed.
Hey Can you direct me to this whole chokomut ice creams thing? Why is everyone saying that?!?
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it's Axolotl's little thing he made up
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:53:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:45:16 (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:34:06 (#)
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I don't understand what the question is. What do you mean "programs"? Do you really need certification to show people how to work out?
Any neandrathal can lift wieghts.
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yeah it is wise to be certified. You take classes in anatomy, physiology, fitness training, business etc.
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I see. Are those the same things it takes to be a gym teacher? You could get that degree in 6 months....even with half a brain.
I got asked to go into some personal trainer thing for my gym. I think the dude that asked me was a flamer though.
Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:52:31 EST (#)
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being one of those jerk bags at the gym is your DREAM
what the heck do they even do ? whatever theyre paying you7 I'll double it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:45:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:34:06 (#)
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I don't understand what the question is. What do you mean "programs"? Do you really need certification to show people how to work out?
Any neandrathal can lift wieghts.
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yeah it is wise to be certified. You take classes in anatomy, physiology, fitness training, business etc.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:34:06 EST (#)
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I don't understand what the question is. What do you mean "programs"? Do you really need certification to show people how to work out?
Any neandrathal can lift wieghts.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:28:04 EST (#)
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ETS i'm talking about getting certified. Does the Y have training programs? Actually maybe they do. OK i'm off to Google now.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:23:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:53:56 (#)
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Work for a non-profit, or try the YMCA.
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Do you?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:11:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:05:53 (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:53:56 (#)
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Work for a non-profit, or try the YMCA.
In other words, if you aren't working for a non-profit you're helping THE MAN destroy the Earth, one less obese person at a time.
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*sigh*
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-20 14:05:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:53:56 (#)
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Work for a non-profit, or try the YMCA.
In other words, if you aren't working for a non-profit you're helping THE MAN destroy the Earth, one less obese person at a time.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:53:56 EST (#)
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Work for a non-profit, or try the YMCA.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:35:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:32:56 (#)
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Needs more Electro
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Indeed.
Hey Can you direct me to this whole chokomut ice creams thing? Why is everyone saying that?!? i missed something. forgive me i'm blonde.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:32:56 EST (#)
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Needs more Electro
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:24:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:00:35 (#)
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did you just call caul fat?
the guy is a toothpick
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yes., it was a case of sarcasm at its worstest
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:16:26 EST (#)
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I can't answer your question, however GO YOU for following your dreams and working at a goal. We spend a LOT of time at work, so it should be something we enjoy. Good for you, and you can make anything happen with the proper intention and trusting that you will manifest exactly what you want. That is so excellent.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:12:36 EST (#)
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Honey I went to college when I was 32 (am 35 now) because I wanted to be a florist years and years ago. Took me a long time to get round to it - but I passed, I have the certificates and I can open a shop when I want.
Am just working in London for another couple of years to earn loads and then move out, build a home myself and then get my own business opened up. In the meantime I'm freelancing as a florist from home and I've never been happier.
I'm with you all the way. Let me know what you choose girl.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:08:36 EST (#)
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Do you need me to lick your clitoris until you burst a blood vessel?
If not, I have no interest in helping you in any way, shape, or form.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:00:35 EST (#)
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did you just call caul fat?
the guy is a toothpick
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:56:33 EST (#)
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Freelance design can be hella lucrative though, so it doesn't have to be all about poverty.
Plus, becasue it's slow when you're starting out and you'll be cutting corners, you can start with carbs and high-sugar processed snacks. That way you get to combine your personal training with your home life.
It's win-win all the way.... :)
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:52:33 EST (#)
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No, it made sense phuzzygish. Thank you.
Yeah it's good to be in a position where I have the choice to do this financially. I mean corners will definitely have to be cut but it would be nice to like what I do, and then get to pick and choose design jobs.
Merlina-Thank you.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:44:10 EST (#)
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Wow. That was incoherent.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:44:06 EST (#)
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good luck with whatever you choose.
It's nice to know there are some people who want to do better for themselves.
Go you!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:43:56 EST (#)
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"i've been toying with this idea for a while and i don't know. I don't think I can do the whole corporate design thing for much longer though. it's positively unfulfilling and while i know that work is work i don't want to waste my time with something i'm not really enjoying. "
While a paycheck is kinda important, doing something day in and day out that kills you, (especially something like corporate design where you have absolutely no freedom to actually 'design' anything) will slowly break you down until you hate the very thing you wanted to do - in your case, making pretty with the fonts and pictures.
My opinion? Getting out of a ball-numbingly job that makes you hate what you love is vital. You may lose a little in the finance department, but it spurs you on to get that next job, or try that new thing like P. Training... Go for it.
Plus, you have a hubby to pay for things. Exploit that! :)
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:41:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:40:18 (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:38:47 (#)
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It's a damn shame we can't draw an Uber paycheck. I wish you luck in your job search.
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it would be pretty awesome if we got paid to uber. i would be swimming in large pools of money. all the time.
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you two sound like my retarded room mate who always says, "wouldn't it be awesome if i could get paid to play video games?"
he is, in fact, retarded.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:41:49 EST (#)
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http://www.intense-workout.com/workout_routines.html
http://www.jeanpaul.com/standard.html
http://www.theministryoffitness.com/trainmenu.htm
http://www.naturalfitnesstrainers.com/membersarea/chestgrp.htm
SOME PEOPLE ON THIS SITE DO WORK OUT, SO THERE.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:40:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:38:47 (#)
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It's a damn shame we can't draw an Uber paycheck. I wish you luck in your job search.
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it would be pretty awesome if we got paid to uber. i would be swimming in large pools of money. all the time.
Submitted by Grimm (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:38:47 EST (#)
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It's a damn shame we can't draw an Uber paycheck. I wish you luck in your job search.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:37:38 EST (#)
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YEAH, 'CAUSE THERE ARE A BUNCH OF FIT PEOPLE ON THIS SITE...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:36:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:33:59 (#)
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stfu badassmofo
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I MAY BE A MAN TRAPPED IN A WOMAN'S BODY BUT AT LEAST I'M NOT OBESE LIKE YOU!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:36:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:33:00 (#)
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Copywriter, designer or art director?
I hate clients.
Have a sympathy two, and tell me how I work the pilates machine. I keep twanging my face with the metal spring widget.
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hi phuzz. designer. you hit the nail on the head.
i've been toying with this idea for a while and i don't know. I don't think I can do the whole corporate design thing for much longer though. it's positively unfulfilling and while i know that work is work i don't want to waste my time with something i'm not really enjoying.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:33:59 EST (#)
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stfu badassmofo
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:33:39 EST (#)
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OK I ONLY PUT THE PICTURE IN TO PLEASE YOU UBERMENZ
then i realized she's kind of a skank broad.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:33:00 EST (#)
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Copywriter, designer or art director?
I hate clients.
Have a sympathy two, and tell me how I work the pilates machine. I keep twanging my face with the metal spring widget.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:32:52 EST (#)
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well it's not that i need help getting fit. i don't want to choose some program and have potential employers be like "Oh you went to Bulky McSteroid's School of Personal Training? Well meh, we're not going to hire ya"
in other words, i need to know what to look for when choosing a program, because if i am going to do this i don't want to be half assed about it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:31:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:28:38 (#)
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Is that picture you?
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Are you retarded?
I suggest doing your best and being the best at what you do!
THAT'S WHAT I DO ANYWAY AND IT WORKS FOR ME!
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:31:38 EST (#)
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Uh. Good luck with that. You were kind of cute in your camwhore. If you turn into that dyke it'll be a terrible waste. Kind of like a mind is. A waste. A terrible thing. To..er...waste.
yeah.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:31:04 EST (#)
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Choose whatever program she's on.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:29:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:28:38 (#)
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Is that picture you?
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no way i'm not british
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:29:13 EST (#)
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"skate it off"
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:28:38 EST (#)
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Is that picture you?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:27:54 EST (#)
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-2 NEEDS MORE SHLONGY