This just annoys me so much... (1034 hits)
Category: Quotes & StoriesRating: -0.93 on 44 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Tim H <psychodude98.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-18 21:26:07 EST
True Story.
I was walking in the halls of my highschool to go get a sip from a water fountian. I was taking a drink, and out of the corner of my eye, I see a kid walking up to the waterfountian. The kid appears to be one grade older then me(which would make him a sophmore). Hes about my hight, a little stronger then me. However, the kid is in a hooded grey "shady" sweatshirt, extremly baggy jeans, and black shoes. I guess you could call him "ghetto". He walks up to the water fountian that I am drinking of and randomly pushes me away and starts drinking. So I ask him "what the hell". He responds to me "yo, fuck off".
I hate these types of people. These posers. These people who think that they are better then everyone because they dress like they're from the ghetto, listen to rap "music", and talk all "ghetto" and shit. They're all pale white motherfuckers who don't have any self esteem and try to make their own gay social group because all other groups rejected them. They have no friends but them except for themselves. They think they're poor black men who belong in street gangs, instead of rich white boys whos mommies shelter them in from all the bad stuff that goes on in the world.
But you konw what the worse part of it is? The fact that THEY are the most popular social group. The fact that THEY get all the hot girls and all the hot dates. The fact that everyone wnats to be like THEM. The fact that everyone is always trying to talk to THEM instead of the normal people like everyone else.
The fact is that posers suck. Unconditionaly. They think they're better but they are deeply pathetic on the inside.
/end rant
User Reviews
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
True Story.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:48:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tony soprano is in purgatory. look it up young man. sorry for thew spoiler.
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't remember there being this many losers when I was in high school.
P.S. You're a fag, and you're probably adopted.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:42:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you're in HIGHSCHOOL? Jeez this place gets younger.
Having said that, I kind of agree with you.
(or is that "wit you, dog")
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:39:36 EST (#)
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no worries, he'll be a crack head in about 3 years, and have 5 billion illegitimate kids and working at taco bell.
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:22:40 EST (#)
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Just tell the teacher "I saw him smoking pot in the bathroom, and he said he'd kill me if I told so please don't tell him it was me that told." They're just patiently waiting for an excuse to expell him, trust me it works.
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:50:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
oh yeah...
alter alert
Submitted by mockidol (user info) at 2006-03-19 18:48:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're in high school and you think you know what a "poser" is.
you're not even old enough to appreciate fucking reality.
now go worry about prom or something.
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-03-19 16:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HA HA hahahahaaaahhh FUCK.
You are such a little retard.
You mentioned this nigglet's parents sheltering him from the real world, yet you're not even allowed to watch the Sopranos! Guess what I'm gonna do tonight... watch the Sopranos!
You should seriously try to draw this kid into a fight, it really doesn't matter who wins, what matters is that you have the balls to hit him.
And the reason he gets the hot girls are because he's a sophomore, you're a freshman, and he's smart enough to feed of your grade.
Don't swear just for the sake of swearing (...and shit), use it when you normally would/for emphasis.
Again, I hate you. I look forward to reading comments you post on politically based posts and trashing you in a bloody internet battle. I already found ONE about how you "heavily support the military." I can hardly wait. Meanwhile, Tony Soprano is gonna die tonight.
Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-19 15:21:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:41:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
For a "psycho dude" you sure didn't live up to your moniker. But I'm sure you hit the keyboard pretty hard when you typed out this thing that the kid will never see.
Loser.
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first off, auto -2 for being a freshman.
secondly, grow some balls and do something about it. i mean honestly, youve been watching the sopranos and you still role over like this guys bitch? thats soft man.
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-19 15:10:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
AWWwwwwwwWWWWww SHIT.
You again?
What you need to do is get a fucking permission slip from your mom that says you're allowed to read the shit posted here, scan it, and make that your next post.
Then maybe I'll believe you're no alter.
...and a pic of your Mom would do WONDERS for your ratings.
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-19 10:47:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85506#1890261
I see you took my advice.
30 reviews on a Sunday. Keep proving me right, people. -2nami!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-19 10:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well aren't you just repressed!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-19 08:26:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This could have been worse. It's theoretically possible anyway.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-19 05:36:13 EST (#)
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It actually shocks me that you think someone on an internet site with a finite amount of current posts would be a stalker.
It also shocks me that you seem to totally love suckling on the teet of ETS, but I got over that.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2006-03-19 05:20:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
You know why you're so pissed off about this? Because you're too much of a pussy to do anything about it. You just admitted to being scared of a skinny pasty ghetto poser. Congratulations, cunt!
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-19 04:41:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
High School antics?
YAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN!
Wait til you have to be in the grown up's world, kiddo.
This fucker will be your boss...
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-19 04:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-19 01:52:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
Electr... I mean Wildman.
I thought you were a pacifist.
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It continually amazes me that a looping stalker like yourself needs Oxygen to survive.
Submitted by Mandamus (user info) at 2006-03-19 03:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I feel your pain. I hated highschool for that exact reason. We didn't have the "ghetto" types, but we certainly had popular assholes, of which I was not one of them.
Oh well, I can now take comfort in the fact that the only time I talk to those people now is to answer their question: "Do you want fries with that?"
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:56:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You should have come up behind him while he was drinking and smashed his teeth into the spigot.
Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-03-19 02:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Didn't read. Hahahahahahaha... did I? You'll never know.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-19 01:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Electr... I mean Wildman.
I thought you were a pacifist.
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-19 01:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
He will continue to push you until you beat him down.
But you need to ask yourself, "Is it worth it?"
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-19 00:57:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ghetto cockassessometimes COULD get good looking girls, but they're trying to be black and from the ghetto. This means they end up going for the fat, sleazy, bleach blonde trailer trash whores that no one in their right mind would fuck anyway.
Try befriending one of the popular hot girls by selling pot to her, and get her go all "Beauty and the Geek" on you. Trust me, it works.
Submitted by crazyaardvark (user info) at 2006-03-19 00:41:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get over it, geek.
It's not worth getting your panties in a twist. He'll be on welfare with a fat wife and lots of screaming brats in a few years anyway.
Submitted by space_cowboy (user info) at 2006-03-19 00:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
uhhh...do you have self esteem issues?
p.s.- using "and shit" as a suffix to your sentences is exactly the kind of crap you were complaining about when you said everyone wanted to talk like them. don't say things like "talk all "ghetto" and shit."
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-03-19 00:07:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"...instead of rich white boys whos mommies shelter them in from all the bad stuff that goes on in the world."
Like you?
You are a highschool freshman, time for you to grow some balls. You SHOULD have shoved his mouth onto the spicket and knocked some teeth out, you DID... nothing.
And what do you mean ghetto kids get all the hot girls? Ahhh, are ya stupid?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-03-19 00:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no negative because i agree
no positive because you didn't knock his teeth out
Submitted by AudaciousDuck (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Scourge seems pissed all the time... I'd tell him he was full of "utter fucking crap," but I like his posts.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-18 23:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This was utter fucking crap.
I hate you.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nest time just jerk those baggy pants down...you'll feel better, really
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:41:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For a "psycho dude" you sure didn't live up to your moniker. But I'm sure you hit the keyboard pretty hard when you typed out this thing that the kid will never see.
Loser.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:39:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh and don't post two times in one day.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:39:17 EST (#)
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Anytime you start something with "True Story" that story needs to be longer than a paragraph.
Because I can believe that some ghetto 'gansta' comes and pushes you and is an ass. I have no problem accepting that as a true story. The story you would want to preface with 'True Story' is the story where he pushes you, your gf leaves you for him, and then you find him dressed in drag making a tea party in his backyard with some dolls which you tape record and play at the next highschool basketball game on the big screen and his whole life is ruined and he shoots himself.
See?
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:18:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:42:10 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:28:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is probably too fantastic for people here
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2 on 1 rating. Fuck you, I wouldn't have clicked this shit-post if it weren't for you.
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you should be thanking me.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-18 22:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ubmitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:38:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does he still have all his teeth?
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
haha
Submitted by AudaciousDuck (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:57:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you slap the fucker? Punch him right in the jaw. Kick him in tha 'nads. That shithead deserves a bruise. Not because of his clothing, his lifestyle or his friends, but because messing with a freshman's water rights? No suh! That's as bad as... um... stealing his half-empty Guiness?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:48:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know, it's like the smaller, shittier, less talented brother of "Fuck nerds, jocks get what they want because they earned it"
It tries to be the same kind of thing, but the talent is just lacking.
Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:28:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
this is probably too fantastic for people here
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2 on 1 rating. Fuck you, I wouldn't have clicked this shit-post if it weren't for you.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:38:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why does he still have all his teeth?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:34:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I feel your pain.
No wait, I was kicked... Nevermind.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:33:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Begin flaming now....
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:28:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is probably too fantastic for people here