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Submitted by Tim H <psychodude98.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-18 11:45:12 EST


Hey everyone, im new to Ubersite, so let me introduce myself (I am posting something besides my introduction, so read on).

My name is Tim, im 15 and I live in NJ. Im prob just going to post on this site about random shit and problems that go on in my life. So most of you prob dont care. But if you do, read on, because I have a somewhat intersting delema that I am facing

As some of you may know, there's a very popular show out there called the Sopranos. I have been DIEING to watch it. However, my parents keep on giving me the big "No". So im stuck missing out on a great show. So about a week ago, I decided I was going ot watch it anyway. My parents own all five seasons that are on DVD. So I was going to wake up at 5:30am everymorning to watch an episode. Being as my mom cant even think about getting out of bed until 6:45am, this was foolproof.

So i've been doing thiis for a week. I've watched Episodes 1-5 of Season 1. I'm so hooked to the damn show its unbelievable. I actualy look foward to getting up at 5:30am every morning to watch it.

Now heres where the trouble comes. I come home from school today, and my mom and her best friend are sitting at the table with the Box Set of Season 1 out. Appearently, she is lending it to her best friend for a week or two so she can watch it. I'm standing there in disbelief. All I was thinking about all day was what would happen next, and now I cant watch them for another one, maybe TWO weeks?!?!?!?!?!?! So my mom leaves and I start to get angry, not at her, just at my luck.

So I dont know why i'm posting this, I just need to get this off my chest. And please, don't tell me whats going to happen next

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-20 18:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

That Tony Soprano fella just got himself shot last week. - Method said he got turned into a Greek vegetable.

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What the hell man...

Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:54:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

you should run away from home

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-20 13:49:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

tony soprano is in purgatory!! look it up young man. sorry for the spoiler

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-20 08:20:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Needs more question marks and explaination points!?!?!!?!??!?!?!???!!?!

Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:46:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

It's quite difficult to believe you don't have a straight -2 streak.

And this guy seems to get kicks from +2'ing shit:

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Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:29:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant

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Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

............

You should have been Darwin'd.

Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-18 21:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

brilliant

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:59:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

This post made my pants fall off and shit spray out of my ass, and not in a good way!!!
Please die.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-18 16:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Yeah..

Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-18 16:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

gahhh

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-18 16:18:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's because it's so damned applicable.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-18 16:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i think circle jerk is used more in uber parlance than peener.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:34:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Go ahead, keep posting. These people don't want quality. They just want to circle jerk each other while dropping -2namis on tards like you and word-raping anyone who disagrees with them. So don't let them fool you. You go right on ahead and keep sucking.



Ubersite is teh coolest, don't you think?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:16:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is exactly what Uber needs; More 15-year olds.

You will be receiving -2's from me until you turn 18...or grow a vagina.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:02:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

at least it's an alter that assumes teenagers can spell.

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Chritopher goes to rehab, Adrianna dies, Corrado goes nuts, tony gets shot.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:22:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

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Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:47:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

You are THE most adorable alter yet.



Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:14:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:52:51 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/
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Heeheehee....

I need to go see my parents for a murder-suicide.

Submitted by Snalty (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

BAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAAHAAHAA!

Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:52:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www2.b3ta.com/mind-control/

Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

For an alter this wasnt bad

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:10:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm 16, and live in north Jersey. Where are you from?

Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

If you have to sneak around to watch a TV show, you probably can't handle the adult language on Uber.

Therefore...

-2DIE!

Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:05:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

I hope for Jebus' sake this is an alter.

Right?











Please?


Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:04:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Funniest alter ever.

Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Ralphie does not get whacked and have his head end up in a bowling ball bag.

Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:33:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i too would be upset about waiting two weeks to see the show, TRY WAITING TWO FUCKIN YEARS FOR THE SIXTH SEASON TO COME ON HBO!

+2 because i feel your pain.

now go read all of retrospects posts http://www.ubersite.com/u/retrospect

and mine too http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?user_id=22760


and yes, big pussy is a rat for the fbi and he gets whacked in a dramatic scene in season 2, or the end os season one but i think its two.

adraina also rats to the fbi and gets whacked in season 5.

the show changes from man and his mom and some mobb stuff to his mom dieing because the actress that played her died, i forget what season that happened in, and the show gets heavier with the oc stuff.

its good, well written and fun to watch.

its amazing how james gandolfini makes you like him even though he's a murderer and a criminal. thats some good acting/writing right there son.

Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Christopher's girlfriend gets WHACKED.

...and so does the affectionately named 'Big Pussy.' What's with that name anyway?

...and so does Ralph Cifaretto

..and a couple more people - can't think of them right now.

Submitted by Brendon (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:19:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

having to wait 2 weeks for something is not a "dilema" you STUPID KID.

gah kids these days.

Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2006-03-18 12:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

have you seen where tony gets the ghey aids and dies?

Submitted by Sinistral (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:54:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

-2 for saying prob twice in the same sentence.
+1 for actually making your post in more than one gigantic blob of text on your first try.

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

this is easy.

kill your parents.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus Fucking H. Christ On A Mutherfucking Crucifixition Pole.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:47:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You are THE most adorable alter yet.


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