Fucking asspounding customer service! (4313 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-17 14:21:54 EST
I've had a rash of customer service fuckups recently that I'd like to share. Rantastic.
The MasterFist and I were completing our tax forms the other night. The earlier we file, the earlier we get our refund to blow our collective wad on Fritos and used baby diapers. Anyhow, we noticed that the fine state of PA was deducting state taxes from my pay. Now as a NJ resident working in Philly, I only get city wage tax deducted, and it is reciprocal with NJ taxes. Which means I don't pay state taxes, and I don't get a refund from NJ. So between 2005 and current time, they incorrectly deducted over $1,600 from my pay. They never changed my residency status to NJ when I moved, even though they changed my address. I was paying a higher % of city tax, plus PA state taxes. Our CFO called the lovely company named Paychex, and they refused to take blame for the error. Now I'm not expecting anyone from Paychex to lick my twat over this, but a simple "we're sorry" would be nice, considering I have to file as ass-load of paperwork with Philly and PA to get MY money back. Now, you could say, "MF, you are an ass for not catching this on your pay stub every week for the past year and 3 months." However, every time I try to decipher the cluster-fuck insanity that is the tax section of my pay, my anus erupts in non-pleasure and my head explodes. I don't want to be reminded that ½ of my pay goes to political fuckwads and crack heads.
I was in Best Buy a few months ago looking for rechargeable batteries because I'm a hippie. And I'm tired of hiding the regular batteries in my cat's litter box, hoping that they will disappear because I'm not sure how to dispose of them. So I ask a Best Buy employee, "Where can I find rechargeable batteries?" And the guy looks at me and says, "I don't know" and WALKS AWAY. Not, "I'll check, I'll find out." But walks away. My anal lips were so fucking pursed at this point that HighVoltage99's dick broke in half. I'm sorry HV. So I found the batteries, and didn't report the guy because he probably was supporting a crack habit and maybe one of his many illegitimate children on his wages. Har har! I jest! I'm supporting what should have been his tissue babies in the FICA section of my taxes.
When I got married I had to change a bunch of legal shit, including my banking. It took my bank 2 months to process the paperwork. WTF?! I had to submit paperwork twice, and when I got the verification letter, ever piece of information from spelling of names and everything was incorrect! Every fucking thing! When it comes to money, people should know their godforsaken job. And I don't even want to go into the new Verizon wireless plan that MasterFist and I just signed up for. Talk about complete and total lack of customer service and just utter horse bukkake.
I am convinced that the world of customer service is slipping into apathy. And I just bend over and take it. One day I am going to fucking club one of these retards like a baby seal.
End rant.
User Reviews
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-06-07 11:57:03 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
where the fuck have you gone?
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-04-01 20:23:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Vibe post ... ummm, erm .... posted!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-20 12:02:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You are all fucking insane.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-20 08:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-03-20 07:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those tax agencies are fucking crooks.
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-18 19:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:03:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS THE BEST EVER POST POSTED ON UBERSITE EVER AND IS INDEED A CROWNING LITERARY ACHIEVEMENT. EVER!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:55:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:21:40 (#)
Ranking: 1
Did thecaes just insult ME???
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Ha ha ha ha!
Submitted by DCWoody (user info) at 2006-03-18 17:11:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mmmm horse bukkake
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-18 16:10:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:17:18 (#)
Ranking: -2
"Let it go. Let it go now or I'll give you a war you won't believe." - Rambo
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did the clock just go 'cukoo'?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 15:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Did thecaes just insult ME???
Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:58:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I recall ETS leaving a "no comment" before someone called him a bitch. Calling someone a "bitch" is an argument instigation if I ever saw one.
I'd say this is "worth reading." Do I have to explain myself, too? Christ people, get a goddamn grip.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 14:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:40:42 (#)
Ranking: -2
Let's get something straight... I'm not giving myself an embolism over anyone's ratings, including my own.
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In most cultures, saying 'Fuck you all' is usually an indication of some distress. I think anyone who stumbles across your reviews is likely to jump to the same conclusion: that you are mad as hell and not going to take it anymore. Do you know how you come off? There seems to be a big disparity between what people infer from your reviews and what you claim to actually be saying/feeling.
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I have gotten nothing but laughing and prodding on every single one of my posts for about the past...oh...always. And this bitch has been one of 'em.
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Allow me to cry you a river. We've had this discussion before, I think. You speak your mind, and that's commendable, but when you start telling everyone to go fuck themselves, you'd be foolish to expect roses and sunshine on the reviews to your posts. If you want to fight and argue -- OFTEN -- then you'll have to suffer the slings and arrows.
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So when I see one of her posts with this bloated rating, I'm going to hit the fucker...THEN I'm gonna hit the fucker again.
Just as you make 'friends' because you're a pussy who can't tell people off when they deserve it, doesn't mean those same people are not my 'enemies' because I DO.
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Now, that's not nice. The problem is, I don't really see anyone on this post who 'deserves' a 'telling off' except maybe for you (oh, and how nice that you've appointed yourself Grand Poobah of Righting Wrongs and Giving Uber-Posters the Old What-For, by the way. I assume you've attended some classes and have some certificate of some sort?).
So, I'm rebelling against my pussified nature, and making a stand by continuing this internet bitch-session with you. Be proud of me. No...be proud of us both! We're accomplishing so much! Oh, wait. We're accomplishing nothing. We're two dweebs arguing on a website.
Plus, you've got me all wrong! First, I don't have a lot of 'friends' on this site, secondly, if I don't tell someone off because they 'deserve it,' it's because I'm lazy and it's usually not worth the effort, as it does nothing but make the situation worse and draw attention to someone who usually only wants -- guess what? -- attention.
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Don't give me this 'moral fibre' bullshit, Caesar. Your pretty little, what is it, 1.70 rating doesn't even know what being attacked is. That's because you're a fucking kissass in your ratings to others, and that's because you never try to rock the boat in any way. You go on, son, with your moral fibre. Me, I'd rather speak my goddamn mind.
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Okay, you've got a point. But the reason I don't rock the boat is because all it does is get everyone's feet wet. Seriously, what good does it do? What is the sense of telling Shlongy he's a doddering one-dimensional random insult generator? Has anyone ever changed anyone else's mind through a hissy-fit argument on a website? You're gonna go on thinking and doing what you do, and I'm going to do the same. In the end, a lot of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Maybe it makes you feel better, and that's fine. It just makes me feel like I'm wasting my time. And the fact that I went through the trouble to argue with you to this extent should probably say something about me...though I'm not sure what.
Heh heh, this is fun, writing little essays on someone's post. Well anyhoo, if you want to continue this discussion any further, you can email me.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-18 13:18:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've had better
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-18 11:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS THE BEST EVER POST POSTED ON UBERSITE EVER AND IS INDEED A CROWNING LITERARY ACHIEVEMENT. EVER!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-18 10:40:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:40:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:36:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Look at all this ass-kissing.
You people have absolutely ZERO integrity.
You mean nothing. You stand for nothing.
You've got your heads so fucking far up each other's asses, you're tasting their esophagus.
Fuck you all.
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Just...just relax, goddammit. People actually make friends on this site, you know...perhaps more people would be friendly with you if you didn't turn everything into a maniacal crusade. And when friends read another friends' post, they are more likely to give a positive rating. This is the way the world works. Favoritism is a fact of life. Giving yourself an embolism based on moral outrage will not help anyone, particularly yourself. I am not attacking you. I am pointing something out that you seem to have overlooked.
And Filthy. This isn't the best post in the world, but it's not a -2 post, and I think you know it. Did you -2 it to 'adjust' the rating and make it closer to what YOU feel it should be? If so, I feel compelled to point out that giving a post a lower-than-deserved rating because of personal factors is just as deplorable as giving it a higher-than-deserved rating for the same reason.
I'm curious, why don't I see posters with high moral fibre complain about undeserved negative ratings as much as I see them complain about undeserved positive ones? This is a serious question. What makes a friendly, undeserved +2 a more attractive target?
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Let's get something straight... I'm not giving myself an embolism over anyone's ratings, including my own. I have gotten nothing but laughing and prodding on every single one of my posts for about the past...oh...always. And this bitch has been one of 'em.
So when I see one of her posts with this bloated rating, I'm going to hit the fucker...THEN I'm gonna hit the fucker again.
Just as you make 'friends' because you're a pussy who can't tell people off when they deserve it, doesn't mean those same people are not my 'enemies' because I DO.
I am DONE with the ass-kissing. I am DONE giving ANY OF YOU the benefit of the doubt. I am ashamed to say that in the past a few of you have actually gotten on my nerves, but now I am numb to you all. You look like cattle to me. I will tell every one of you motherfuckers just what I think of you and I won't hesitate from now on.
Everytime one of my posts gets disregarded, or shrugged off, or shat upon it only reinforces what you all call the 'superiority complex', because the ONLY thing I can conclude from it is that you're all a bunch of fucking idiots who can't take the time to read and understand something.
This bitch that wrote this post is included. She's one of 'em. And she will now be dealt with accordingly on every one of her posts that suck, or where people are kissing her fucking ass like she's Cleopatra.
"I'm curious, why don't I see posters with high moral fibre complain about undeserved negative ratings as much as I see them complain about undeserved positive ones? This is a serious question. What makes a friendly, undeserved +2 a more attractive target?"
Are you fucking serious?
Don't give me this 'moral fibre' bullshit, Caesar. Your pretty little, what is it, 1.70 rating doesn't even know what being attacked is. That's because you're a fucking kissass in your ratings to others, and that's because you never try to rock the boat in any way.
You go on, son, with your moral fibre. Me, I'd rather speak my goddamn mind.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2006-03-18 09:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I love all youse guys!!!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 09:01:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 08:52:47 (#)
Ranking: 1
I would love to stay and argue about this, I truly would.
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I wouldn't. We're both wasting our time even discussing it, so let's just pretend I said something important in response, you decided I was right all along and then the heavens opened and showered us all with puppies and lubricant, as MF's anus tooted out a victory march.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 08:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Waaaaaiit wait wait.
Typing this reply is going to make me late for work, I'll have you know.
"The undeserved positives seem to be a more attractive target simply because they are a more plentiful target."
I don't know about that. I think they're about even. Mostly the negative reviews come from just Caul and Shlongy, but still.
"There's nothing wrong with fucking up and being shit at something, so why do we all tiptoe around pretending everything is golden?"
Who said anyone is trying to do a good job in the first place? This particular post is just a rant. That's it. Just because people give it positives is not an indication that they thought this rant was a crowning literary achievement. People give +2's for lots of reasons, possibly the LEAST of which is a commentary on how brilliant the piece is. Just because I rate something a +2 does NOT necessarily mean I think it's kick ass writing. I gave this a +1 because a couple phrases made me chuckle, and I identify with her pain. Do I think it could have been a lot better? Fuck yes. Do you think MissFist posted this with the aim of gathering a +2 collection? I doubt it.
"As for your argument that you give people positives in order to 'make friends'...I think the thing people value most from their friends is honesty, not sycophantic bullshit."
I didn't say people use their +2's to make friends, I said people who are already friends are more likely to give each other +2's, and that this is a very natural human condition -- which as an aside, has nothing to do with sycophancy.
I would love to stay and argue about this, I truly would. But duty calls.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 08:41:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:40:59 (#)
Ranking: 1
And Filthy. This isn't the best post in the world, but it's not a -2 post, and I think you know it.
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A -1 probably would have been more appropriate - I just enjoy getting swept up by a tide of hypocritical moral outrage. Consider it a character flaw.
The undeserved positives seem to be a more attractive target simply because they are a more plentiful target. Society is becoming dominated by a celebration of mediocrity where even the kid running the wrong direction with his shorts on inside out gets a prize just so he isn't irreperably damaged by someone telling him he did a shitty job. There's nothing wrong with fucking up and being shit at something, so why do we all tiptoe around pretending everything is golden?
Giving something as weak as this a positive rating is like faking an orgasm - we all leave with a smile on our face but in the long run nobody's going to be satisfied. As for your argument that you give people positives in order to 'make friends'...I think the thing people value most from their friends is honesty, not sycophantic bullshit.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-18 08:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:51:11 (#)
Ranking: 2
head asploded
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-18 08:20:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Filthy's a fucking pig...and obviously, insanely jealous of any better looking broad that takes the attention away from her.
I mean, can you imagine even spending 3 minutes with this chick?
The foul odor of her breath, matched only by the stink permeating from her pooter hole.
With that said, there were way too many references to the author's anus in this post.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-18 07:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:36:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Look at all this ass-kissing.
You people have absolutely ZERO integrity.
You mean nothing. You stand for nothing.
You've got your heads so fucking far up each other's asses, you're tasting their esophagus.
Fuck you all.
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Just...just relax, goddammit. People actually make friends on this site, you know...perhaps more people would be friendly with you if you didn't turn everything into a maniacal crusade. And when friends read another friends' post, they are more likely to give a positive rating. This is the way the world works. Favoritism is a fact of life. Giving yourself an embolism based on moral outrage will not help anyone, particularly yourself. I am not attacking you. I am pointing something out that you seem to have overlooked.
And Filthy. This isn't the best post in the world, but it's not a -2 post, and I think you know it. Did you -2 it to 'adjust' the rating and make it closer to what YOU feel it should be? If so, I feel compelled to point out that giving a post a lower-than-deserved rating because of personal factors is just as deplorable as giving it a higher-than-deserved rating for the same reason.
I'm curious, why don't I see posters with high moral fibre complain about undeserved negative ratings as much as I see them complain about undeserved positive ones? This is a serious question. What makes a friendly, undeserved +2 a more attractive target?
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've just realised that by 'think for yourself and speak your mind' there, I actually mean 'agree with me'
FilthyAssistant: Peddling cheap hypocrisy since 2004
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-18 05:37:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I quite like the term 'atrophied, prune cock'
Apart from all the insane rambo and foe shit, the boy has a point. There is very little integrity on this site. I'm sure people will say 'well, its just a website blah blah blah' but surely if you can't think for yourself and speak your mind on something as meaningless and trivial as ubersite, where there are no real repercussions, how likely are you to do it when it actually counts?
The rating tells me there must be something funny or interesting about this post, but personally I can't see it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-17 23:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
RE the last paragraph:
When you do, post that.
Your anal lips must know how to vent hard enough to manipulate a keyboard. It wasn't a wet shit of a post, just a lingering fart.
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-17 22:11:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:34:15 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:52:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
There is no such thing as 'customer service' anymore, because no one in a 'customer service' position takes any pride in doing their job well.
This statement is incorrect. Instead of "no one", it should read "most people" or something to that effect. Come see me for glasses someday. I promise you will never go anywhere else afterwards. As a matter of fact, when I get done with you, you'll be looking to have a smoke and cuddle. :)
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Fair enough - I'll modify it to "...no one in a 'customer service' position takes any pride in doing their job well except for Big Mike, who is by necessity relegated to the frames department as the propensity for his clients to weep at the the sheer magnitude of his attendance to their ocular needs precludes the fitting of contact lenses".
I don't smoke and I'm not to big on cuddling with strangers, but I can wipe my dick on the sorority shih tzu in a rather endearing way if that'll be of any help.
;)
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-03-17 19:34:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:52:55 (#)
Ranking: 1
There is no such thing as 'customer service' anymore, because no one in a 'customer service' position takes any pride in doing their job well.
This statement is incorrect. Instead of "no one", it should read "most people" or something to that effect. Come see me for glasses someday. I promise you will never go anywhere else afterwards. As a matter of fact, when I get done with you, you'll be looking to have a smoke and cuddle. :)
Submitted by gonefiguring (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:52:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There is no such thing as 'customer service' anymore, because no one in a 'customer service' position takes any pride in doing their job well. The puke a Best buy thinks he's better than his job and it's an insult to him personally that you think he knows where everything is in the store like he's some shelf-stocking peon. Everyone thinks of themselves as a CEO and no one admits that they're the ditch diggers.
How to change this: next time you ask someone at Best Buy or Home Depot or Rastaman's Bong Hut for help and they actually help, take the time to get their name and tell the manager on duty that they did a really good job assisting you with your purchase. If the manager is wise, he/she will pass you kudos along to the employee, and the guy will <ctrl I> get a good feeling for having done his job well </ctrl I>. If enough people do this, the guy will see that knowing where everything in the store is and being nice about informing the customers about it has a reward associated with it.
Bit of oil for the water of your experience.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-17 18:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blinkish--Go for it, but it better be good!
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:51:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey I would *so* do girly post wednesdays! Can I be incharge of organizing a vibrator rating post?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
p.s. i love you bradley, stop being so angry
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:34:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH
ETS is dropping internet threats!!!!
Maybe we can all show up at your wedding, Bradley, wedding crashers style, and ruin your happy day.
WATCH OUT EVERYONE, THE DERANGED LOONIE HAS 'MARKED US' - WE'RE ALL DOOOOOMED, DOOOOOOOOMED I SAY!
HE'S GOT BULLETS WITH ALL OUR NAMES ON THEM
MAKE SURE YOU SPELL MINE RIGHT, OR ELSE IT MIGHT MISS
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS get the fuck out of my post. I don't sit in yours and drop -2 bombs all day. Piss off.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 17:17:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:18:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:52:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just numbering my foes, that's all.
Consider yourselves counted.
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foes? ETS do you realise how...mental that makes you sound?
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"Let it go. Let it go now or I'll give you a war you won't believe." - Rambo
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
meh
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:25:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:43:19 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ruthless...
I'm talking about all these dumbasses that +2 anything by anyone they consider one of the 'cool kids', which essentially amounts to a bunch of fucking sluts who can't wait to suck off Shlongy's atrophied, prune cock, or Method's smartass internet persona.
You people fucking make me sick.
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Sounds like someones jealous that they don't have a vag
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:20:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bwhahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I AM Foe-licious!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-17 16:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:52:15 (#)
Ranking: -2
Just numbering my foes, that's all.
Consider yourselves counted.
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foes? ETS do you realise how...mental that makes you sound?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh ets. you are just so cute when you get all mad.
no i mean it.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:52:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Just numbering my foes, that's all.
Consider yourselves counted.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:48:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR OUTED ALTER????
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:43:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ruthless...
I'm talking about all these dumbasses that +2 anything by anyone they consider one of the 'cool kids', which essentially amounts to a bunch of fucking sluts who can't wait to suck off Shlongy's atrophied, prune cock, or Method's smartass internet persona.
You people fucking make me sick.
Submitted by Vengance (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yes I am.
But at least I don't suck your skank-ass cunt like the rest of these imbiciles.
Why don't you pop on over to another of my posts and get in with the crowd, you no-talent, sycophantic bitch.
BAHHHHHHH
BAHHHHHHH
Don't you just love the safety of popular opinion?
I won't last.
Keep it up. I will hit you twice for every time you hit me. So keep it coming you stupid fucking bitch.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:39:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS thank you for making a sweeping generalization about me based on my Uber Character! You are just so RIGHT!!!! Thanks for clearing that up for me!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:36:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
Look at all this ass-kissing.
You people have absolutely ZERO integrity.
You mean nothing. You stand for nothing.
You've got your heads so fucking far up each other's asses, you're tasting their esophagus.
Fuck you all.
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Even me?
*cries*
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:36:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Look at all this ass-kissing.
You people have absolutely ZERO integrity.
You mean nothing. You stand for nothing.
You've got your heads so fucking far up each other's asses, you're tasting their esophagus.
Fuck you all.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS is such a little bitch.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:30:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woo! I'm excited!
Submitted by Skeptic (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It's unfortunate that the company you work for has chosen to outsource their payroll to a significantly inferior service as opposed to the one I'm associated with. Best of luck with your tax problems. Sounds like you need to get an amended W2 and I hope your employers pay for it. They should since it's their fault for not reviewing the data properly - although it is also your responsibility to review your pay statements.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda, I will for sure post with you!
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:15:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm in, but you'll probably just be subjected to a million pictures of my kid.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:13:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whaddya say? An Estrogen post Wednesday?
I want every girl in. Knowing how things like this work out, I'll probably put something up first, and then no one will follow. :(
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:08:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
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you really don't wanna know the "girly" contributions i'd make to that.
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God i hope it's lesbians!!!
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FIST! FIST! FIST!
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:09:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:04:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't continue to pay for services you are not happy with. You are personally perpetuating the bullshit.
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true, but the payroll people i can't do anything about, my company chose them.
for now on i'm taking a different attitude though...i don't want to perpetuate that shit, you are right.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:08:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:05:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not married, so how about a formal/wedding post Wednesday?
Or how about just an Estrogen post Wednesday? We could post tips for makeup and slumber parties and vibrator reviews!
Oh man, the girls will unite and take over Uber, if only for a day!
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you really don't wanna know the "girly" contributions i'd make to that.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:05:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not married, so how about a formal/wedding post Wednesday?
Or how about just an Estrogen post Wednesday? We could post tips for makeup and slumber parties and vibrator reviews!
Oh man, the girls will unite and take over Uber, if only for a day!
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No you won't.
You all will be too busy making sammichs.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:01:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm both drunk and ghey, so that will work!
JonnyX, I will take delight in clubbing you. If I can wear your lingerie.
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deal.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani...i get tat pics but no wedding pics...hurt, I feel
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:06:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
leilani, those pictures are pure undiluted cuteness. If I ever get around to getting married, I would be happy to post wedding pictures!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:05:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not married, so how about a formal/wedding post Wednesday?
Or how about just an Estrogen post Wednesday? We could post tips for makeup and slumber parties and vibrator reviews!
Oh man, the girls will unite and take over Uber, if only for a day!
Submitted by DrRobertHand (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Don't continue to pay for services you are not happy with. You are personally perpetuating the bullshit.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:02:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Calvin and Hobbes auto +2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 15:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, I'm both drunk and ghey, so that will work!
JonnyX, I will take delight in clubbing you. If I can wear your lingerie.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:58:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so, if I press *9, you'll give me a customer service asspounding, MF?
*9
*9
*9
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
uh i eloped.
i don't have the white dress or pictures. probably good seeing how shit went haha.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:54:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If we all do Wedding Post Wednesdays then you guys will have to send me headshots so I can photoshop my wedding picture.
But to make it look realistic everyone should look drunk.
And ghey
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yes WPW would make all the men cry
except caulaincourt he would ask us where we got our dresses
then we would all promptly get beebed,.
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
head asploded
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:28:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
2. i've been married like 5 months and haven't even started changing my name
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i was married for three, i guess technically going on four years now since fucker didn't send the paperwork, years and i never got my name changed. i have a military id that lists me as cunningham though. kinda cool. i'm just nonexistant as that anywhere else. get your name changed quick.
Submitted by Tormencha (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:51:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nothing better then fuck clubbing a dip shitified fucking clerk! Wack wack wack....now go balance my balls on your nose...
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manda, Wedding post Wed is a super idea! All of the men's peener's will turtle up like, well, turtles with all of the white dresses, tulle and lace!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK CHECK YOUR BOXES LADIES
in-boxes that is
i just realized i sent a .tif, if you can't open that tell me and i'll send a jpeg or somethin
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:49:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:45:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani....I can't invite you to pillow fight because I don't have any chair room left in my house. But you can still come though as long as you are OK with sitting on my face.
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I....uh...
*slides off chair*
*sustains head trama*
*dies happy*
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani....I can't invite you to pillow fight because I don't have any chair room left in my house. But you can still come though as long as you are OK with sitting on my face.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:44:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think we should have a wedding post Wednesday or something.
You know, a little estrogen injection for this site once in a while would be a good thing.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
musicbug23.at.yahoo.com
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ok i will post some next week then!
i only have one at work though. i'll send it to ya though. ruthless you too, if you give me your email addy
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani, I won't post them, don't worry. But I may powder my strudel though, or at the very least, poke the roast beef, or floss the cat. I haven't decided really.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:40:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hey I want to see leilani wedding pics!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:38:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:32:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
No prob Peon, it's OK. It's friday and I'm going home soon to get stoned and clean the house for the pillow fight I'm hosting tomorrow with some other hot chicks and Shlongy. Electro will be fogging up the window from the outside, grunting and thrusting in the bushes.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:30:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani when are you going to post wedding pics?! I bet you were a pretty bride indeed!!!
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1. Am I invited to this pilow fight? I got just the cutest little tanktop and undies set and i'm dying to show it off
2. I will send you some pics!
Hey HV---- STFU n00b!!! I'm not bamf :)
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:36:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thats how customer service works!...or at least thats how it works over here in the UK.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:34:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:32:22 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like SOMEONE needs a Cupcake.
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Yes, a big giant cupcake with a ounce in it.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:32:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:30:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani when are you going to post wedding pics?! I bet you were a pretty bride indeed!!!
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They're just pics of BaMF in a white dress.
No big deal.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:32:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sounds like SOMEONE needs a Cupcake.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:32:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No prob Peon, it's OK. It's friday and I'm going home soon to get stoned and clean the house for the pillow fight I'm hosting tomorrow with some other hot chicks and Shlongy. Electro will be fogging up the window from the outside, grunting and thrusting in the bushes.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:30:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Leilani when are you going to post wedding pics?! I bet you were a pretty bride indeed!!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Please Mistress forgive me for my accidental +1
*grovel*
*licks Mistress' leather boot*
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:28:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll service you next time.
bring guns, they're effective.
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NO!
Someone did that at my job once.
4 people smelled like shit the rest of the day and weren't allowed to go home
Submitted by Susie_Derkins (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're preaching to the converted here Mistress.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:28:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Verizon SUCKS
2. i've been married like 5 months and haven't even started changing my name
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Rantastic.".......Wonderful!!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:27:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh NOES!!!!!!!!!1
i MEANT TWO!!!
I can't fucking see
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OW!!!! MY FUCKING DICK!!!! OWWWWW!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"I'm tired of hiding the regular batteries in my cat's litter box, hoping that they will disappear because I'm not sure how to dispose of them."
HOLY SHIT YOU MADE ME HAVE TO HIDE IN THE BATHROOM.
+2 for any bitch who makes my eyes tear from a non-sexual activity
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-17 14:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll service you next time.
bring guns, they're effective.