Where do most of the marsupials in the world live?? (889 hits)
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Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (View user info) at 2006-03-14 16:53:34 EST
When I was teenager-sitting for a pal of mine last week,
I decided to take the kids out for pizza.
While we're waiting for our food,
I ask Jack, "what did you learn today?"
He tells me, "koala bears are marsupials."
I say "wow, that's impressive"
His sister, Jill, says "what are marsupials?"
Jack says "animals that raise there young in a pouch, like a kangaroo"
Then I say "so where do most of the marsupials in the world live"
Jack thinks for a moment "Australia"
Jill, without skipping a beat says "OUTSIDE"
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-15 08:34:12 EST (#)
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*confused look*
*scratches scrotum*
*belches*
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-15 07:10:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:45:47 (#)
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No whisky in the world can take away the pain of this post
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Don't. Ever. Say. That.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-15 06:50:39 EST (#)
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Does this mean you're 30+ with kids?
Still fair game.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:56:14 EST (#)
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"Hey where did we go, days when the rains came?
Down in the hollow, playin' a new game?"
You my, Brown-eyed squirrel.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:55:23 EST (#)
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Is this supposed to be poetry or a joke?
Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:47:55 EST (#)
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Why, and HOW did I click this? where did I find it? I hate myself.
This little event was not worth a post.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-03-14 20:24:45 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:42:24 EST (#)
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If I ever see you I'm going to make a hat out of your uterus.
Submitted by Mrdurden24 (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:17:17 EST (#)
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and?
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:14:45 EST (#)
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am I missing a punchline or is this one of those crappy, contrived 'kids are adorable' things?
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:09:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by StewCrew (user info) at 2006-03-14 18:00:53 EST (#)
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High Voltage, I'm not an alter, I've been lurking for quite some time.
This post truly made me realize what true humour is.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:47:30 EST (#)
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whyd u rip off someone elses uber handle huh
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:46:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:34:32 (#)
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Mamma's got a pouch for you
And sissy, for the pouch fits two,
Shh, trust your mamma, don't you cry
Just climb inside and say goodbye,
A little trip we're gonna take
The three of us, down to the lake,
And there we'll play some hide and seek
Stay in the pouch, girls, don't you peek
A rope I'll use to keep you in
But just 'cause mommy wants to win,
Stop kicking, dears, we're at the dock
I'll carry you both as I walk
The wood, to set you at the end,
You'll both climb out and we'll begin
To hide, to seek, to play at last,
I'm sorry, girls.........*splash*
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nice!! what a devilish mind you have!!
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:45:47 EST (#)
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No whisky in the world can take away the pain of this post
Submitted by BrownEyedGirrl (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:45:22 EST (#)
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it's not from Reader's Digest....
this actually happened....
"alter"?? WTF?? are you serious??
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:35:26 EST (#)
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I'm sure it was a witty non-joke, ala No Soap Radio.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:34:32 EST (#)
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Mamma's got a pouch for you
And sissy, for the pouch fits two,
Shh, trust your mamma, don't you cry
Just climb inside and say goodbye,
A little trip we're gonna take
The three of us, down to the lake,
And there we'll play some hide and seek
Stay in the pouch, girls, don't you peek
A rope I'll use to keep you in
But just 'cause mommy wants to win,
Stop kicking, dears, we're at the dock
I'll carry you both as I walk
The wood, to set you at the end,
You'll both climb out and we'll begin
To hide, to seek, to play at last,
I'm sorry, girls.........*splash*
Submitted by breakfastmaster (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:25:18 EST (#)
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I just re-read this. Have another.
Twat.
Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:24:54 EST (#)
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In your cavernous vagina?
Submitted by breakfastmaster (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:23:05 EST (#)
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A) Why is this categorized as humor?
B) What the fuck is with "girrl"?
C) Seriously. This isn't funny. What were you thinking?
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:21:47 EST (#)
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You stole this from Reader's Digest, didn't you?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:07:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by StewCrew (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:03:13 (#)
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I laughed my ass off
A-fucking-plus
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Way to make an alter Browneyed
Submitted by COMountain (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:05:17 EST (#)
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you make me wanna show you MY browneye.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:04:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by StewCrew (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:03:13 (#)
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I laughed my ass off
A-fucking-plus
Shut the fuck up, asshole.
Submitted by StewCrew (user info) at 2006-03-14 17:03:13 EST (#)
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I laughed my ass off
A-fucking-plus
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:58:15 EST (#)
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Oh, for real.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:57:01 EST (#)
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worst joke ever.
Submitted by Foolproof (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:56:14 EST (#)
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[Foolproof slumps over drooling from the lobotomy this drivel caused.]
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:54:18 EST (#)
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..............................................
Holy fuck I think that made me dumber.....
No nevermind that was the radiation from my laptop.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-14 16:54:02 EST (#)
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In your beave hole?