proposition: people are stupid. (1777 hits)
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Submitted by zakalwe (View user info) at 2006-03-12 19:01:43 EST
consequence: people are not happy.
supporting evidence: what you see and what you feel everyday. when you wake up in the morning, alone, you know that this loneliness, this futility of existence without intimacy, is the result of your own thoughts and actions. you want nothing more than to hold and be held, to feel the warm comforting embrace of a caring woman, another human being who loves you.
and yet that woman is not there, she does not exist. you have failed to find her, to win, earn, hold her dear affection. and why is this? it is because you are stupid. you guard your feelings, suppress them, make yourself a pale and wan rendition of person because to risk flamboyancy is to risk rejection, and the pain of self-inflicted isolation is ever easier to bear than the calamity of dismissal at a woman's hand.
thus, unhappiness. what you want most, what any person wants most, is what you are least equipped to obtain, and that is a true and honest relationship with a living human being.
cause: education, indoctrination, history, morality, convention, shame, the playground, religion, fear. the child does not grow into a sexually mature adult because he is prevented, and so his emotional growth is stunted. he cannot express himself to a woman, verbally, emotionally or physically. the conviction that his deepest strongest desires are evil grubby malevolent things ever dogs him and he is never at ease with what he wants most, sex. this is a conflict that is without resolution, as it is a problem of an adult who has grown from a misshapen child.
he may come to resent women, for he cannot understand them. for are they not the ones who cause these vile impulses, whose cloven bodies cause our own flesh to betray the purity of our thoughts, to make us lust and sin when we yearn to be pure and unsullied? did not our parents teach us to fear raw sexual openness, that the carnal nature of humanity was a thing to hide, for it was shameful and base.
adults are stupid, they deny to themselves what they truly wish for, what would make them whole, and for what? for naught. they are stupid because they have been moulded, from childhood, to act and think and live in a way that is unnatural.
the modern male ever struggles against his nature, an internal war he cannot hope win or lose.
and, always, he is alone.
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Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2006-03-20 15:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It would be nice to stick a knife through your throat and watch you gurgle and drown in your own blood at one point.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-14 09:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It'd be nice to talk to you at some point.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-03-13 17:01:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Have you seen turned on television in the last twenty years? That's not a proposition; it's a foregone conclusion...
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-13 16:23:45 EST (#)
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Emo Vs. The Scientific Method
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:55:41 EST (#)
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true
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-03-13 13:41:44 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PrevertEnabler (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:40:34 EST (#)
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I ran out of black eyeliner. Can I borrow yours?
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:34:49 EST (#)
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Being single means never having to wash your sheets.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-13 08:20:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-03-13 02:45:59 (#)
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Men are afraid of women and can't handle the fact that they came out of the same thing that they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into.
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You robbed that out of 2000AD you nerdlinger.
"you certainly spend a lot of time trying to get back up there!"
The horror, the horror.
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-03-13 02:45:59 EST (#)
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Men are afraid of women and can't handle the fact that they came out of the same thing that they spend the rest of their lives trying to get back into.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-03-12 23:33:57 EST (#)
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You look at far too much porn.
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-12 23:01:39 EST (#)
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Although this is the internet and there is no way of knowing what you truly are like, I have no choice but to go off of the way you present yourself here.
You've made it a point to be unlikeable a lot of the times, if not downright nasty. I don't know about you, but I don't see how anyone, least of all a woman, would want to be around you for any extended period of time. Sure, everyone is entitled to be an asshole from time to time, but you've made it a full time job lately.
You've viewed so much porn at this point that I don't think you can effectively interact with a woman as an intelligent being and not just some pair of tits and a pussy spread to see the labia.
Take some advice from a woman; women are not alien creatures, interact with them in the way you would want people to interact with you. Be yourself, flaws and all, but also give them the respect you would want yourself. If you try to relate to them harboring attitudes of cynicism and a defeatist attitude, you'll be dead in the water.
Be personable, try to find a common ground, and take it from there.
You're acting as if you are ENTITLED to have a woman in your life. This most certainly is not the case for you or anyone. In order to get a friend, or companion, you have to EARN them.
Did your best friend appear out of thin air with a snap of your fingers? No. Same with your future girlfriend.
She's out there. You'll find her. JUST QUIT BEING SUCH A FUCKING PRICK, ZAK!
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2006-03-12 21:38:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
He's got to make his own mistakes
And learn to mend the mess he makes
He's old enough to know what's right
But young enough not to choose it
He's noble enough to win the world
But weak enough to lose it
He's a new world man.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:51:01 EST (#)
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Ouch.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:32:39 EST (#)
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replies = implies
...nurrrr
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:32:11 EST (#)
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ok you've started me on brainstorms both for and against what your message replies so I'll write a book and send you a copy...
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:09:46 EST (#)
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You're bored out of your skull tonight, aren't you?
Read Shakespeare to them. Shoot them a moon. Put cigarettes
up your nose. Fart loudly.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:05:21 EST (#)
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tell me how.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:04:30 EST (#)
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Then you must impress them.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:01:01 EST (#)
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depression, oppression, it's all the same to the flickering hope of the lonely soul.
when women deny us their company they deny us the very substance of life itself, and in that denial they oppress and depress and suppress to their soft-skinned & sleekly feline content.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:56:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:54:54 (#)
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so what you're saying is that intelligent women are oppressing men?
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No. Apparently, they only oppress you.
Or is that depress?
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:54:54 EST (#)
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so what you're saying is that intelligent women are oppressing men?
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:53:22 EST (#)
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Listen, bozo, you're bright enough to know what I mean. There are
thousands of women out there smarter than you could ever hope to be.
If you cop the attitude with a woman that you think she's a moron,
a bright lady will see through it and stomp your gonads... :)
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:50:28 EST (#)
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I'll note that down Bubba, "do not refer potential partners to hate-filled posts on Ubersite," very helpful.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:48:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:39:29 (#)
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as would I, ebola. I must ruminate on this insight into the female mind (I use the term loosely).
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If you really want a woman, your comment above will be a MAJOR problem.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:44:36 EST (#)
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and if they run away?
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:43:16 EST (#)
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If you follow these instructions you'll be a mac pimp in a few weeks. Week 1: approach 3 unattractive girls everyday, BS with them. 21 girls later you'll have a foundation level of confidence. Week 2 step up a notch and talk to 3 acceptable birds a day, week 3 go for gold. Try not to talk about how darkness envelopes your soul or whatever, just be tongue in cheek and get some banter going.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:39:29 EST (#)
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as would I, ebola. I must ruminate on this insight into the female mind (I use the term loosely).
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:38:09 EST (#)
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in general on the planet most women have harder lives than men. Maybe not in the "first world" but i know suicide rates are higher with women than men. I used to work for a hotline.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:38:01 EST (#)
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No, dipshit, because they have to take cock. I'd be miserable as fuck all if I had to take cock.
Submitted by little_ralph (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:37:41 EST (#)
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zakalwe is a poor little emo :(
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:34:49 EST (#)
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because of their sensitive feminine natures?
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:33:27 EST (#)
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i would think more women are miserable than men, in general of course
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:32:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:26:15 (#)
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of course! how could I not see it before, I'm so glad you pointed it out to me, it's obvious that physical abuse is the only way to improve a child's emotional health, thanks!
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no problem.
Dr. Phil has nothing on me.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:30:57 EST (#)
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nobody is happy. to make other people happy would be make us less happy by comparison, and so innate selfishness forces us to hoard our petty failures to inflate the measly measure of male misery.
Submitted by Waxinmyeye (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:28:35 EST (#)
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most of the people on here don't seem happy.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:26:15 EST (#)
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of course! how could I not see it before, I'm so glad you pointed it out to me, it's obvious that physical abuse is the only way to improve a child's emotional health, thanks!
Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:25:53 EST (#)
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Wait, you mean you aim to breed a generation of idiots? Shame, shame.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:24:14 EST (#)
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Your parents didn't hit you enough when you were growing up.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:24:12 EST (#)
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great, so if I die alone at least I'll never have left my mark on the word.
thanks a bunch.
Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:21:51 EST (#)
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Also, if it's any solacement:
If you never get a girl, theoretically you'll never have children, and you'll never have to muck about with the shit that, as you say, is responsible for making them stupid.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:18:25 EST (#)
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you think I would take pleasure in the potential misery of others, especially some unfortunate woman?
what do you take me for?
Submitted by BananaPhone (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:15:05 EST (#)
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Cheer up. If it helps, mabye she's got that problem too.
Submitted by pragmatic (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:13:27 EST (#)
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He's taking funny talk.
-- Homer Simpson
Like Father, Like Clown
it's easy to meet people, easy to find a partner, you've just got to be looking in the right places.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:11:17 EST (#)
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I have a broken ability to connect with members of the opposite sex.
will that suffice?
Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:10:11 EST (#)
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That's all. Just... capitalize stuff. You're excused if you have a broken shift key.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:06:59 EST (#)
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what's wrong with my grammar? apart from the CAPITAL LETTERS.
Submitted by NewestIndustry (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:05:52 EST (#)
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GRAMMAR PLEASE. If your grammar sucks balls, what's the point of writing a post about how stupid people are?
...Otherwise, I agree with you.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:05:29 EST (#)
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Wow man. You're really obsessed with this shit. Every other post/review from you is moaning about wanting a girlfriend.
Jesus dude. It's not that hard. You're still young. Just stop being such a morose pussy all the time.
This didn't make me smile, it made me want to blow my fucking brains all over your mother's dining room set, so you get a zero. Fag.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-12 19:03:19 EST (#)
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ummm, yeah