How to spot a frenchman (1016 hits)
Category: HumorRating: -1.37 on 36 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by <renz0r.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-10 18:11:04 EST
Someone's gone through your garbage and the dogs pregnant. HAHA
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Submitted by goferforhire (user info) at 2006-04-12 18:22:22 EDT (#)
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Q: How do you tell if a Frenchman's been near your house?
A: You can't really, unless your neighbor like saw him there or something. I really wouldn't worry too much about it.
Submitted by paulblakeford (user info) at 2006-04-05 09:22:37 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-03-12 20:02:51 EST (#)
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Ok.. I get the point - my first joke wasn't funny :(
Here are some more that may be a little better :) (copied/pasted)
The French Tennis Open for this year has been canceled due to a National crisis. They have plenty of rackets...but no balls!!
We at the French's Company wish to put an end to statements that our product is manufactured in France. There is no relationship, nor has there ever been a relationship, between our mustard and the country of France. Indeed, our mustard in manufactured in Rochester, NY.
The only thing we have in common is that we are both yellow.
Q. How do you say hello in French?
A. "I Surrender."
Q: Why do the French smell?
A: So blind people can hate them too!
And finally:
Only thing worse than a Frenchman is a Frenchman who lives in Canada. - Ted Nugent
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:22:55 EST (#)
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Tabarnak, y va falloir que je sois plus attentif avec mes alternatifs.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:22:11 EST (#)
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Oops, my alter is showing...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:21:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:37:28 (#)
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Caul isn't French my little internet sillies. He's French Canadian.
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THANK YOU.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2006-03-12 16:09:33 EST (#)
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Pas drole.
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:57:35 EST (#)
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where the fuck is caulaincourt?
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-03-12 15:12:15 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA no
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-10 21:28:55 EST (#)
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If it's not a real contraction it must be false labor...
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 21:23:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-10 21:19:54 (#)
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Someone's been sleeping in my bed....
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Okay, but what I'm saying is that is 'technically' not a real contraction, just like I don't really have a life...
<sad sigh>
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-10 21:19:54 EST (#)
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Someone's been sleeping in my bed....
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 21:04:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:39:20 (#)
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That fucking joke is older than I am.
Oh Doodles.... 'someone's' can most certainly be a contraction for
someone has. . .
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Well I COULD be wrong, but as I recall someone's is poasesive and there is no real contraction for someone has. But, once again, I could be wrong.
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:54:45 EST (#)
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Talk about short and pointless.
Submitted by ledastwins (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:44:37 EST (#)
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No Content.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-10 20:39:20 EST (#)
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That fucking joke is older than I am.
Oh Doodles.... 'someone's' can most certainly be a contraction for
someone has. . .
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 19:28:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-10 19:25:11 (#)
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My dog HAS been walking funny...
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That's my bad TTOM, I was drunk when I dry humped her...
and thought she was your sister-sorry.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-03-10 19:25:11 EST (#)
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My dog HAS been walking funny...
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2006-03-10 19:11:00 EST (#)
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pas marrant
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:47:18 EST (#)
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Fucked if I know.. you made less sense than I did.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:44:50 EST (#)
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True... But he has a small/bordering nonexistant peener- therefore he's French. Everyone in North America has a (if they are of the male sex<shudder>) dick is ATLEAST this '____________' long the French's are a bunch of choads. And I asked TL, she says thats why their relationship sucks, she can't can't it in and he dosen't like prosphetic(sp?) limbs in his ass.
What was I saying again?
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:37:28 EST (#)
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Caul isn't French my little internet sillies. He's French Canadian.
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:34:12 EST (#)
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Yeah I think he did that to spite me :(
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:32:39 EST (#)
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Damn caul gave this the highest rating... CAUL, and it's making fun of French people in a 'I'm in the second grade and you just farted' kind of way, but still.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:30:43 EST (#)
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Do you see the SUBMIT window? You are supposed to fill that.
FILL THE WHOLE THING WITH SOMETHING FUNNY!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:29:08 EST (#)
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ordinary
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:27:32 EST (#)
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hehe.. come on.. it's just a little Friday afternoon humour :) Lighten up.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:26:28 EST (#)
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Non
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:25:11 EST (#)
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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:20:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by renz0r (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:18:02 EST (#)
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:O
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:16:53 EST (#)
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Oh, for real.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:15:08 EST (#)
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Someone's gone through your garbage and the dogs pregnant. HAHA
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1. No Content.
2. Someone's dosen't mean someone has.
3. Dogs is plural for dog not dog is.
4. This was shit.
5.Really it was almsot as bad as the emo posts I read.
6.This made no sense.
7. It is all of ten words long.
Conclusion: Don't try again.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:13:00 EST (#)
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sigh
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:12:44 EST (#)
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Old joke and I'm pretty sure you didn't tell it right.
You probably have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome.
Submitted by Doodles (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:11:38 EST (#)
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What?