Shamrock Open - Leprechauns tell me to hurt people (964 hits)
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Submitted by Crystle <crystlesun.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2006-03-08 00:26:54 EST
It's always the same. The incredible feeling of my blood rushing through my head, my heart pounding, the intensity of the moment. The feeling of power. Control. Knowing that I can change the outcome at any moment. Around me crayons are scattered all over, paper bits are stuck in my hair, and puddles of glue are all dripping onto the floor. Sometimes the artistic inspiration can get a little out of hand.
Of course, my favorite thing is play-dough. I love squishyness as I close my hand around it. The colors as they swirl and mix as I stretch and model it. Have you ever experienced the way it starts cold, and then slowly warms up until it sticks to your hands? I never want it to end, but always, always, they say "Play dough time is over, you need to wash your hands and move on."
Makes me want to kick 'em.
Nap time is next, and the little people on the start whispering to me then. Like when Paul took my scissors - I was so mad. When we talked about it during nap, the leprechaun said I would feel better if I bit him next time.
Teacher said I can't bite anymore. But the leprechaun was right, I felt better.
So today, I wanted to play dodge ball, but Karen wanted to play four square. I thought about what the leprechaun would say, and then I threw the ball at her head.
I like the leprechauns. I wanna go play with play dough now.
User Reviews
Submitted by beat_raven (user info) at 2007-10-31 19:30:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
weeep
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-07-05 20:06:32 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
this series sucks.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-08 21:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Crystle: I saw your thing on the Titties post. Sorry about your crash.
I KNOW you are much better than this post. Many more contests will ensue,
and you will be up there with the best of them... :))
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bubba - my home computer crashed, and I thought the deadline was last night, not tonight.
Instead of forfeiting, I felt scourge should have an actual post to beat (No fun winning on a forfeit) So I took three minutes and popped this up.
It is, in essence, a forfeit post. And the lesson learned is "Don't enter a writing contest any where close to a business trip/ubercon combo - even if your home PC doesn't crash, you won't know what day it is!"
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-03-08 18:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the fuck happened here? What's going on? Compare this post to
this one... http://www.ubersite.com/m/65292
If you're going to roll over, at least make sure it is to get
laid, not to die. . .
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2006-03-08 16:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I think this could have been really great, but it wasn't developed to it's full potential.
The first paragraph sounded like someone much older than the subject seemed to be.
Good premise.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:40:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+.5
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
When I get home, the leprechauns tell me to burn things!
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-03-08 08:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-08 08:41:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sweet Jesus, I'm quoting Method....
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-08 07:11:04 (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're very pretty. I love your hair.
Had nothing to do with this post, I know
Tough shit
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-03-08 08:40:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm sorry crystle but unless scourge suddenly forgets how to capitalize and punctuate things, this is not worthy of going to the next round.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-03-08 07:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this isn't much of a piece.
you could have run with the idea and written a fairly amusing story.
i'm guessing you were pressed for time?
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2006-03-08 07:47:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
are you for real with this shit?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-08 07:11:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think you're very pretty. I love your hair.
Had nothing to do with this post, I know
Tough shit
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-08 02:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Didn't grab me. Playdough and blood could have been a nice contrast.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-08 02:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Worth reading {+0}
Submitted by Stagger_Lee (user info) at 2006-03-08 00:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeeeeahh. It was pretty good, and I hate to do this in a contest....but I think it only gets the 1....sorry....
*ducks*