UberCon Vegas: Part Duece --- A quick overview. (5333 hits)
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Submitted by Jay Peg (View user info) at 2006-03-06 21:18:45 EST
I am sitting in the Vegas airport, Terminal D. I have about an hour before I board my plane for Denver, and I thought I might say a few things. A personal message and a public comment for each person, really.
Oh, and there are no inside jokes here this time. (Well, maybe 1 or 2, but you wouldn't even notice them. Look, green golf balls.) ((Well, you'll notice that one))
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Bart: I'm beginning to think that you're just a normal person. Yes, the 4AM calls werea bit much, but I understand.
Oh, and Bart snores like a fucking bull. Seriously. His glasses were on the night stand, about 8 inches from his face. They shook. Crystle, that was what woke you at 6AM Monday, not the TV. I turned the TV on for that bit after you looked up, and plopped back down.
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Crystle (Deb): Deary, honestly, I'm sending them to you next year. And quit sticking things in ketchup bottles, no good can come from that.
And folks, this woman is just an amazing person. I talked with her for a while outside the Bellagio waiting for the fountains, and I can tell you right here, right now, she's an awesome person thru and thru.
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GodChicken (Monty): Dude, I hope you see this before you get on your plane Tuesday morning. I have and will continute to pray for you. You've spent way to much time in that godforsaken hellhole, and sending you back for another 3 months is just an asshole move. When you come back, if it's before the end of July, call me, and if you want to drive to Chicago for that, you can pick me up in Denver, and I'll pay gas the whole way if I have to.
Anyway, everyone should go and +2 every post from GC. He's spent the better part of 3 years now over there, and he still has a young spirit that thrives when he can share it. That's a kick, ain'it?
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Apollo (Jamie): Cunt. Oh, and I figured out the term for Englishmen. Limeys. SO that would make me a limey kraut, right?
And folks, this guy is an asshole. Didn't talk to anyone all weekend. He packed into his hotel room, then left and sat in a pub and watched a nil-nil soccer game instead of having breakfast with the group. It's OK. We watched porn in his room, and didn't tell him. Oops.
(I'm kidding. I thought I'd dislike him a bit, but the gruffness is just him fak*smothered*)
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Nath (Nath/w_t_a_y_s_t_r_m): It took you flying from London for me to learn what your name meant? Fuckall, man. Seriously. I could have called you and saved you a chunk.
This guy is not as crazy as he seems. I think he's got a Tyler Durden personality thing going on, and he writes when he's the Mr. Hyde part. Just mild mannered, quiet and another snorer. So not always quiet.
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Andrew (PhuzzyGish): Dude, seriously, I'm so happy for you, dude. If you want people to know, say it, but I won't. Anyway, I do hope you can make it back, and if anything, maybe this time next year, I might be able to swing a trip to London if you're still there. If not, I am not going to some bass-ackwards country where bark and twigs are currency, cups and strings dominate, and where you're allowed to run wild without an ankle bracelet.
Everyone else, this mole-flunky had me in stiches for almost the entire trip, until he had to disappear. Still, I can say, I am more glad to have met him (and Kracka, but more on him later) than any other UberUser.
I am not teh ghey, but I would be for him.
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Brian (Rad): Shit dude, I swear to GOD, I thought you were kidding about being bigger than I was. Damn. Eesh.
Guys, this guy is the new mafia in Las Vegas. Everyone needs something from him.
And he looks NOTHING like a beekeeper. So put that to rest.
He's an alpaca wrangler with that goatee.
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Steve (Hairycoo): Dude, c'mon, you didn't get the burger medium rare? We don't have mad cow here, it's OK. And start working on your tolerance to hot sauce, man.
Alright. Here is what I have to say about Hairycoo. He loves his smoke breaks. Seriously. He can take like 3 in a meal. And he has this magnetic personality, that when he takes one, the other Brits did, too. In the middle of a joke. I swear to GOD it was funny. I had Crystle crying with laughter. Well, someone did.
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Heather (Professional_Peon): I found out that they DO have marraige ceremonies in Klingon, just not at the experience. Sorry about that.
OK, folks. This gal loves her cheesesteak, but AmPlus, whatever that means. We need to convince her that Whiz iz where it iz. And Kracka spooned her. He was looking for his camera. So he says.
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Katie (TigerLilly): My dear, you get sick at night, and look good during every other time. It's too bad. I truly think you would have thrown your leg at me a few times for things, and it's too bad you couldn't.
OK, I really won't tell you anything more about Katie, since everything I could say already has been.
Except that she has interesting taste in bartenders. Dude coulsn't even catch the ice he was throwing 10 feet in the air after he spun 4 times.
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Kenny (SkinnyKenny): Sorry we didn't spend more time together, man. But somehow we kept missing each other.
(no other comment, not enough time together)
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Sean [I hope I spelled it right] (Kracka): MotherFucker. You sick, silly beautiful motherfucker. Seriously, how drunk were you trying to get me, and why in the hell does my ass hurt?
Um... er... you all don't really want to know, ok?
wait, you do?
Really?
Pervs.
Anyway, that's it. 13 people, including me. I can say that I have made at least 4 more super-friends this weekend, and I am a better person for meeting all of them in general.
Seriously.
Except for that Dick, guy.
I have no idea who that fucker was, or how he hooked up with us, but when that Julie chick called at 4AM to beg for his superwang, I just had to lose it. Why was I the only one able to answer the phone? I didn't want to hear that Dick is "hung like a racehorse, and fucks like a Roman God"?
That one was bad enough, but when she called back, and was basically crying and begging me to wake him up to get him over to her place for "more toe curling" and "cervix breaking sex" I... I just couldn't take it. Sorry for waking you all up laughing, but it was too much.
Oh, and thanks for not laughing and taking pictures while I was choking.
Really. :-)
User Reviews
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2008-08-15 11:43:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
When you take in context the original picture and all that it implies, you feel both pity and annoyance at Jay Greening.
Pity because you knew that he lived for this sort of thing. I'm willing to bet that this picture was his idea. The rest of the pic's members were probably sitting close by, talking about this and that, just passing time. A 'hey, let's take a picture of us looking down over this camera' was probably the last thing on their minds. Then along came Greening who plopped himself down, tried to join in the conversations, and at failing that, whipped out a camera and gathered them over the camera and snapped it. The two other men have a look of reluctance about them. Crystle looked like she was just being nice, which is her way. Greening has that squinty eyed, fat man with a double cheeseburger, self satisfied, moonish smile on his face. He went back home and showed coworkers the pictures 'proving' that he is a popular, life of the party kind of guy. They had no choice but to believe him because you know damn well that he didn't show them the original post (and the comments).
You also feel annoyance because of the above stated sentiments.
Wow. I'm a bitch.
But am I correct?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:50:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
I remember having read this and deciding to let other people be mean to Jay for a change. =( I could've been immortalized.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2008-08-14 18:09:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
SNAP VICTIM!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2008-08-14 16:31:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
good times
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2008-08-13 17:35:57 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
oh dear
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:25:04 EDT (#)
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Epic
Submitted by haikumikoo (user info) at 2008-08-13 15:03:10 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
The knowledge that this post's reviews will be here to forever entertain me makes my balls tingle a little bit.
Submitted by GangsterSquid (user info) at 2008-05-29 17:20:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2007-12-10 10:53:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by sadie73 (user info) at 2007-12-06 22:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
To the assholes who drove Jpeg away: Fuck you fools.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-04 19:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is the unibrow guy Jgreening? I definitely recognize Cabaretgirl to the right, so I'm assuming method's there.
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-03-04 19:19:33 EST (#)
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Who are those people in the picture?
And do all adults look like that when they grow up, because it's disturbingly bizarre. There is no need for that much makeup for the girl on the far right.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2007-01-25 16:07:27 EST (#)
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tee hee
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-11-17 14:17:27 EST (#)
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gooooood times
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:47:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:23:13 (#)
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its really funny how all of you try to pick on this kid for being the oddball.
i'm here to tell you, if you fly across the country to meet a bunch of people from a website, you are a reject. if the people around you all day dont want to be friends with you, so you have to search the interweb for other losers like yourself, who cares what "rank" within the douchedom you hold? you can be king loser or loser loser, the sad reality is that when you get back home, you'll still have no life.
woo woo """
true.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:37:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Extremely cynical perspective.
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Submitted by beauxjizzle (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:23:13 EST (#)
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its really funny how all of you try to pick on this kid for being the oddball.
i'm here to tell you, if you fly across the country to meet a bunch of people from a website, you are a reject. if the people around you all day dont want to be friends with you, so you have to search the interweb for other losers like yourself, who cares what "rank" within the douchedom you hold? you can be king loser or loser loser, the sad reality is that when you get back home, you'll still have no life.
woo woo
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:12:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:42:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
HAVE YOU BEEN READING THROUGH MY LABELS, AXOLTOTLTOTLTOL?
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That might have been how I found this, but I remembered how hilarious this post was.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-17 13:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Boy, I sure was hilarious on this post.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh - I'd do it again
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-11-16 13:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I JUST REREAD THIS WHOLE SHIT FEST.
WOW.
METHODS LABELS ARE CHOCK FULL OF GOODNESS
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-11-16 11:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahhhh, the memories.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2006-11-11 12:03:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/95651
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:42:53 EDT (#)
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HAVE YOU BEEN READING THROUGH MY LABELS, AXOLTOTLTOTLTOL?
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-10-18 13:35:26 EDT (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:14:43 EDT (#)
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I give up my goal for most reviews, I just can't compete with Shlongy's hate.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-06-26 10:08:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
But none of it is coming off of your face.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-06-26 09:58:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0
I've losr 40 pounds.
Fuck off.
Submitted by MrsCleanButtFucks (user info) at 2006-04-16 01:04:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
Lose weight.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:13:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Two in a row, or starting another streak?
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 14:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
jgreening's father raped him as a child.
jgreening's father raped him as a child.
jgreening's father raped him as a child.
jgreening's father raped him as a child.
jgreening's father raped him as a child.
jgreening's father raped him as a child.
Submitted by Leftwingandunafraid (user info) at 2006-03-26 13:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
YES BAN ME UBERSITE. THIS SITE IS POPULATED BY MORONS.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-14 01:48:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh golly, TM.
Oh gosh golly.
Seriously, like your new -2 REALLY hurts so much.
Ouch.
Seriously.
The pain.
Submitted by TonyMontana (user info) at 2006-03-13 21:42:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
holy shit this was funny. the reviews were fucking hilarious. method and sphagnum...you niggas should be writing for comedy central.
i was seriously almost crying in laughter at some of these reviews. method...you are brutal:
"Oh badass, you know you love it. Can't you just taste the drool that's slowly dripping from his down syndrome lip onto his blood and snot encrusted pillow as he sleeps like a fat little angel?"
HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHA
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-11 06:22:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-10 10:52:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
you cacogenic social retard.
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Heh, I had to look this up - it's somewhat humbling when you're being taught new words by a french-speaking moose-fiddler. Bravo, pepe.
cacogenic
adj : pertaining to or causing degeneration in the offspring produced [syn: dysgenic] [ant: eugenic]
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-10 18:45:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOly shit Caul is it a Quebecios thing where you just read what you want?
NO SHIT I'M NOT AN AUTHORITY!
I sent an e-mail to Bart, not expecting anything more than a quick reply, which would have been fine.
I did NOT. *repeat* NOTNOTNOTNOT think anything was going to or would happen.
At most... *repeat again* AT MOST... I thought he'd have his ratings revoked.
If I thought I had ANY pull with Bart, trust me, and I mean TRUST ME, I'd make less of a deal about things. Think about that for a second.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-10 10:52:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:42:43 (#)
Ranking: 0
Phuzzy. I forgot the damn thing was so big. I saw that, and was like, DAMN, big pic.
And Sphag, forgive me for asking Bart if his reviews might be capped, my bad.
Wanna read the e-mail again? No word of banning, no nothing like that.
Still happy the cunt bubble is gone, and boy do I wish you'd follow.
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Stop acting all big and important because you attended some Intraweb reunion with the webmaster, whose man juice you obviously crave for.
You're not an authority on who should be banned or not. Be grateful that the Internet gives you a voice that is unheeded in reality. Hanging around the same website other people happen to use doesn't warrant you their respect, much less their friendship, you cacogenic social retard.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-09 17:42:43 EST (#)
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Phuzzy. I forgot the damn thing was so big. I saw that, and was like, DAMN, big pic.
And Sphag, forgive me for asking Bart if his reviews might be capped, my bad.
Wanna read the e-mail again? No word of banning, no nothing like that.
Still happy the cunt bubble is gone, and boy do I wish you'd follow.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-09 08:17:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Still happy about WTH, though. And I complained once, Sphag. Get shit straight.
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Once is three times too many, queerbait.
Submitted by DavyJones (user info) at 2006-03-09 07:31:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-03-09 07:16:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thank god I didnt stick my head in there
Submitted by baking_Lady (user info) at 2006-03-09 05:56:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah, that picture was a bad idea.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-09 05:38:15 EST (#)
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Just out of curiosity, why in the name of everything good and pure did you use THAT picture?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-03-09 05:08:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I arrived back 24 hours ago.
My body weary.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:54:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:27:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to the stick figure post goddamnit?
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It's coming, it's coming.
I'm using this and the camwhores I got.
It's long-ish.
But there are no green golf balls.
Well, one or two...
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:53:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:24:50 (#)
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Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:22 (#)
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WhatTheHell got banned for annoying the fuck out of Bart and most other people on this site. The posting under someone else's name thing was just an excuse.
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"jgreeming" got banned for impersonation.
And I said nothing about it.
Still happy about WTH, though. And I complained once, Sphag. Get shit straight.
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Jgreeming was not WhatTheHell, you bloated sack of autism.
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No shit you fucking nutburst.
I never said he was.
I said ' "jgreeming" got banned for impersonation. '
Then I said, 'Still happy about WTH, though. And I complained once, Sphag. Get shit straight.'
Two totally seperate phrases and issues, queef-bubble.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-08 19:24:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:22 (#)
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WhatTheHell got banned for annoying the fuck out of Bart and most other people on this site. The posting under someone else's name thing was just an excuse.
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"jgreeming" got banned for impersonation.
And I said nothing about it.
Still happy about WTH, though. And I complained once, Sphag. Get shit straight.
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Jgreeming was not WhatTheHell, you bloated sack of autism.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:33:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking wetback.
Man up you sissy cocksucker, I meant EVERYTHING I said here.
Jesus Christ you're delusional.
Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Is this a triple-chin-O-rama exhibit?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-03-08 13:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that be some dark lipstick.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-08 11:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/85031
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-08 09:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:11:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
monsieur laflamme has to be in the top two georgie boy?
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Leave my poor name out of this
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:46:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:48:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
We did miss you, Munk.
Maybe July, maybe July...
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I'm all over it, if it happens.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-08 01:27:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What happened to the stick figure post goddamnit?
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I know that there was an UberCon in Vegas, but what the fuck is this?
Submitted by Kracka (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:22:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
if your ass hurts. i'm sorry i was trying to be gentle
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:14:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The trifecta: Urbane, Pepe, and this fucking debacle
Although I'm hoping that something will come along to top this one
I HAVE FAITH IN THE EVIL POWERS OF UBERSITE
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:11:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
monsieur laflamme has to be in the top two georgie boy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 23:06:41 EST (#)
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Jay man, I thoroughly enjoyed myself at your expense, and I don't feel bad about it in the least.
This is the third most fun I've ever had on Ubersite........EVAR
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We did miss you, Munk.
Maybe July, maybe July...
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:38:03 EST (#)
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awwww. Glad you all had fun!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:36:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Saffa!
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:13:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1141783263994219290#1872464
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 21:08:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cunt!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 20:04:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:56:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84967
in case you missed this
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Saw that.
I laughed.
And Shlongy, it's not trying hard, really.
I just like people, and I was waiting for my plane, so I thought "fuck it"
I still think if you ever go skiing up in my mountains again, you'd be well served to stop in town on your way back for a beer or 30.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Well, I'm glad you had fun...just don't try so fucking hard.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:56:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84967
in case you missed this
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:49:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
huh... worthy of a solid -2.
You make these people seem so interesting! Like, I wish I coulda been there to talk about Ubersite with you!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:37:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK, I'll respond as I read.
I'm reading and writing, so this is from odlest to newest.
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Andrew (PhuzzyGish): Dude, seriously, I'm so happy for you, dude. If you want people to know, say it, but I won't.
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why dont you just announce that he banged tigerlilly?
"say it, i wont". you pretty much did.
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He didn't. Actually, as far as I know he didn't sleep with anyone all weekend. JHe just happened to have cool shit happen to him all weekend.
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Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:08:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not Am plus... is Am wit! dammit
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damnit....
Couldn't say something nice like "Bitch gives the best blowjobs" or "She gets the 2006 Uber spooning award"
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Didn't want to blow my whole wad on the first post, now do I?
Sheesh, I even offered, but you cough too much.
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:42:51 (#)
Ranking: -2
This person is THE least funny 'man' I have ever had the misfortune to meet.
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Liar. You laughed.
And said cunt 4000 times.
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I know this was supposed to be a tongue in cheek thing but you just can't pull it off.
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Yeah, it was in the airport. Should have done it today after a lot of sleep.
I'm still pissed I didn't know you hit the range, I would have shown you guy how badly most Americans play the game.
Alright. Here is what I have to say about Hairycoo. He loves his smoke breaks. Seriously. He can take like 3 in a meal. And he has this magnetic personality, that when he takes one, the other Brits did, too **apollo didn't** . In the middle of a joke. I swear to GOD it was funny **that was a joke?? not it wasn't**. I had Crystle crying with laughter **embarrassment**. Well, someone did. ""
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You'd already left man. This was at dinner on Sunday.
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Then a lot of ripping, which I both expected, and don't care about...
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Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:22 (#)
Ranking: 0
WhatTheHell got banned for annoying the fuck out of Bart and most other people on this site. The posting under someone else's name thing was just an excuse.
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"jgreeming" got banned for impersonation.
And I said nothing about it.
Still happy about WTH, though. And I complained once, Sphag. Get shit straight.
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:30:27 (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are the 3 other persons in the picture?
The one at the bottom looks like he doesn't want to be there.
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That's Phuzzy. And bullshit he didn't want to be there, he took the fucking picture.
I wanna say 3 times, actually.
And it's me, him, Crystle and Nath.
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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand that's all.
To Sphagnu, Caul, Method, Shlongy, Hadley, and anyone else who ripped this while I was sleeping.
Thank you.
I haven't laughed that hard since...
Well...
Lesse...
We had lunch at what, 11AM Monday?
So I haven't laughed that hard since 11AM Monday, then.
I had a blast. I know I'm not "God Like Funny" in person, but who the fuck cares, seriously?
I met people who were fucking awesome, I did things that were amazing, and it's a weekend I would do all over again.
Rip this shit for all you're worth people, if I learned one thing this weekend (besides never be drinking a soda when Kracka is talking, because you end up choking and almost passing out) it's that it's a lot more fun being me, and not caring what people think, than trying to go through life not getting made fun of. Yeah, I bumble around sometimes, and I laugh a shit a little much, and I'm a bit immature. Oh. Fucking. Well.
And in conclusion, cupcakes need more rape.
Submitted by blueboy (user info) at 2006-03-07 19:01:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
congrats on the hits
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:57:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Um.......
What the fuck?
I sleep for 20 hours and this is what I wake up to?
OK, cool.
And it's not that we're not racist for having black friends, we're not racist, because.... well... Um...
OK, we're racist, but we didn't chase him around Vegas with fires and crosses, OK?
Everything else said, "WTF, I'm not reading all that." and "I have a story about golf balls, anyone wanna hear it?"
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-07 18:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Mayor - "Kyle, your word is Kroksyldifivic."
Kyle - "What?!"
Mayor - "Kroksyldifivic."
Kyle - "Uh...Definition?"
Mayor - "Something that has a Kroxildif-like quality."
Kyle - "Uh...Can you use it in a sentence?"
Mayor - "Certainly. Kroksyldifivic is a difficult word to spell."
Kyle - "Kroksyldivic...Uh...C--" (BEEP!) Kyle-"GOD DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 17:21:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 today was a good day
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:54:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahaha
now come the reviews where people just poke at the embers
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:47:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It sounds to me like Apollo had the right idea.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:00:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kenny I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out more. I didn't really get to hang out with anyone except on that first night. :(
Same to you, babe. I was looking forward to that more than anything else.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 15:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
IVE BEEN TYPING SO ANGRILY MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
SUFFER BITCHES!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Hey, I went back for seconds....Doh!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:30:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
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Classic Mystiamoon moment
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wow, Jonny just busted out the old school Mystia
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, YOU FUCKED HIM TOO??
LETS SEE, GARY, DONKEY, AND NOW HIM.
WOW, YOU ARE A WHORE IN THE LITERAL SENSE.
EVER FUCK ANYONE YOU DIDN'T MEET ON THE INTERNET??
NO WONDER GUYS DON'T CALL YOU BACK
ALL DUDES FROM UBER SHOULD GO TO VEGAS I'M SURE SHE WILL FUCK AT LEAST HALF OF YOU, ALTHOUGH I DON'T THINK SHE'S VERY GOOD SINCE THEY NEVER COME BACK FOR SECONDS AND HIT ON OTHER CHICKS THE VERY NEXT DAY RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER!
YIKES, TRUTH IS BRUTAL.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh... And my feet hurt
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:22:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And breakfast... OR DO I MEAN NOTHING TO YOU? (SOB)
wait... ok, I just figured it out. I'm desperatly trying to find the uber drama in the weekend. You leaving me has to be it.
But hey.. I hope you feel better, and this just means we'll have to keep trying to get together for the drink we never shared!
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:00:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Kenny I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out more. I didn't really get to hang out with anyone except on that first night. :(
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:08:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why thank you, Tiger. And Method? Anytime you can get yourself to Detroit. I OWE you for today, you little shit stirrer.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:00:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Kenny I'm sorry we didn't get to hang out more. I didn't really get to hang out with anyone except on that first night. :(
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-07 14:00:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:08:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Method if you don't come to Chicago I'm going to hunt you down. Oh yes, yes I will.
You see, I have to have someone there as a contingency plan to bail out and I think everyone else that is going is to nice to do that to the other people going. I don't think Lisa will want to come, so I'm reduced to asking you.
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Yeah, come on over Papadopolous. The more ass ugly guys that are around, the better I'll look by comparison.
And I hope to god that caustic little bitch Lisa comes so I can let her know what a raging cunt she is. Then I'll go watch my baseball game and get drunk alone, which put me in better company than most any of you sorry dipshits anyway.
I'll leave completely satisfied that the job was done and done well.
This is the hate-iest thread I've read in a while.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:59:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everyone who went to Ubercon Vegas is now going to use the phrase, "I'm not racist, I have black friends..."
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:56:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I forgot Kraka. One of the coolest motherfuckers you'll ever meet.
Submitted by SkinnyKenny (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:55:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well put, Jay. And I;m bummed we didn't get to hang out more.
Couldn't agree more iwth what you said about Deb - She's great. Marriage Material.
And Pro P, I really wish we had more time together. In the short time we ate together, you seemed likke the most fun and entertaining person I met there.
Katie... You've got shitty luck. What a bummer.
And Rad... Goddam I'm glad I didn't meet you in a back alley.
Phuzzy, you're a real blast to hang with.
Bart, talk more.
Monty, best of luck and I hope to see you again.
I know i've left some of y9ou out, but I'm getting uigly looks frtom the boss.
GO UBERVEGAS!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:53:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dibs on Method's cock. Can I also tickle his asshole?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:52:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's so hard to find that special woman nowadays who appreciated a good hate-filled diatribe.
You're on, Manic. My place or yours?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:48:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Manic if anyone needs a back rub it's you. I'll give you one and we can start a train. You are now my new super-friend. Yay!!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method, for this impressive body of insult filled hate below me "I" will give you a back rub.
I haven't laughed this hard in weeks. I think I owe somebody. Caul can rub your feet or something.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:45:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know they have this thing these days, I think they're calling it "email". Or something like that.
Submitted by Quint (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nobody likes the guy who can't let a drink up be a drink up.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:37:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow - nice pic of the circle jerk.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:35:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method its cool. If you posted it under your name it would have been super-friends and shit.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I need a nap and a back rub, all this yelling really takes the fuckin steam out of me
Caul sweetie, you ready?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually TL, that was pretty unfunny on my part = (
I TOLD YOU I WAS HAVING A BAD INSULT DAY, BUT NOOOOOO, YOU MADE ME DO IT ANYWAY
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:32:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:29:45 (#)
Ranking: 0
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Method is capable of being funny and you aren't. Don't take it personally.
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Ahahahahahaha..best part about it Hadley is that METHOD wrote that!! I had NOTHING to say about you so I asked him. In this post http://www.ubersite.com/m/83964 I asked Method for help in writing your description cause I had NOTHING to say about you. HE WROTE it you fucking dork. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:29:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've said it before and I'll say it again. Method is capable of being funny and you aren't. Don't take it personally.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:28:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, looks like my fun here is over. Someone email me when Jay gets up out of his urine soaked racing car bed and tries, in a grand display of futility, to defend himself
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:24:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
MAKE RAPE TO ME, SPHAGNUM, MY LITTLE BUTTERCUP
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:10:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU LOOK LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO SIGNS HIS PAYCHECKS OVER TO PHONE SEX LINES AND IS SHUNNED AT FAMILY OUTINGS BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU LOOK AT YOUR NIECE, LITTLE ASHLEY.
HOWS THAT FOR A FUCKING EXPLANATION, BLOCKHEAD?
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That's fucking priceless.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:19:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Which is probably why I'm laughing.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sweet Christ in a Brothel, you guys are fucking harsh.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:18:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The funny thing is if I post something like this http://www.ubersite.com/m/83964#1837242 hadley really doesn't like it. But Method posts this http://www.ubersite.com/m/84852 and its all cool. Face it Hadley you won't start shit with Method but it's cool to be a complete prick to the ladies. Douche bag. I really can't stand you and I hope the feeling is mutual.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:58:18 (#)
Ranking: -1
Nice to see my "virgin dipshit homo" trifecta making the rounds as part of normal, day-to-day lexicon.
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Big words make me hot.
Sorry I didn't mean to interrupt the bickering... I just felt the need to jump in.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
YOU LOOK LIKE A 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WHO SIGNS HIS PAYCHECKS OVER TO PHONE SEX LINES AND IS SHUNNED AT FAMILY OUTINGS BECAUSE OF THE WAY YOU LOOK AT YOUR NIECE, LITTLE ASHLEY.
HOWS THAT FOR A FUCKING EXPLANATION, BLOCKHEAD?
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm still confused about the middle-aged parts. Explanations, please?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:08:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Method if you don't come to Chicago I'm going to hunt you down. Oh yes, yes I will.
You see, I have to have someone there as a contingency plan to bail out and I think everyone else that is going is to nice to do that to the other people going. I don't think Lisa will want to come, so I'm reduced to asking you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:08:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HAHA ON A SIDE NOTE, ETS IS GOING AND -2ING ALL OF MY POSTS
HEY BRADLEY, DON'T FORGET THE POST THAT'S #1 ON THE BEST EVER LIST - +2 ON 111 REVIEWS - THAT ONE WILL BE A MIGHTY PRIZE FOR YOUR TWISTED LITTLE MIND
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:06:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOLY SHIT, I JUST +2ED THAT WALRUS! GOD FORBID ME!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:05:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:02:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
COME HERE MY LITTLE FRAULEIN
LET ME STROKE YOUR....HOW DO YOU SAY.....PENIS?
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PÉNIS...OR...QUEUE, BITE, ENGIN, PHALLUS, VERGE, BAGUETTE...ETC!!!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:05:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GODDAMM UNDERFED ACNE RIDDEN GIRAFFE
ILL KEEEEEEEEL YOU
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEEEEEEEEES FIGHT MY EVIL MINIONS FIIIIIIIIGHT
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:04:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:02:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel all weird not be involved in this UberDrama.
Method...hold me!
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Does that hug come with "benefits"? Because if it does, I'll do it.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:03:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
0 on 175 reviews
I LOVE IT WHEN METHOD STARTS YELLING, IT REALLY MAKES MY DAY
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:03:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:02:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel all weird not be involved in this UberDrama.
Method...hold me!
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Hahahahaha..the visual is killing me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
COME HERE MY LITTLE FRAULEIN
LET ME STROKE YOUR....HOW DO YOU SAY.....PENIS?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 13:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel all weird not be involved in this UberDrama.
Method...hold me!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
hadley's a goddamn boob. Keep stomping him, TL. It's enjoyable lunchtime entertainment.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I BELIEVE SHE MEANT 'SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU MIDDLE AGED HOMO'
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Nice to see my "virgin dipshit homo" trifecta making the rounds as part of normal, day-to-day lexicon.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:58:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
I guess not. One is a life-changing event and the other involved months in a hospital will continue to involve years of physical therapy. That says more about your drama queen self than anything.
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And you know what? For this comment alone you can go and fuck yourself. You've made fun of me and my leg and you think I haven't gone through years of pain and physical therapy? I will for the rest of my life. But ya know what? I laugh about it because it really isn't a big deal. But it's cool for you to joke right? Shut the fuck you middle aged homo.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:57:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THIS POST HAS REACHED A MIGHTY CRESCENDO, AS MY TYPING IN ALL CAPS MIGHT INDICATE
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:57:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's the only one I've really taken seriously.
Never confuse shit-stirring for actual emotion.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:56:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE KID DOING STANDING UNDER A TV ANYWAY?
ADMIT IT HADLEY, YOU FUCKING SAT ON HIM AND SHATTERED HIS FRAGILE LITTLE SKULL
OH, THE GUILT MUST BE EATING AWAY AT YOU
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:56:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You sarcastically said that it was karma The Boy had a tv crush his skull? Don't you think there's a difference between getting upset about that and getting upset that someone didn't say hi to you?
I guess not. One is a life-changing event and the other involved months in a hospital will continue to involve years of physical therapy. That says more about your drama queen self than anything.
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He probably deserved it anyway. You know what kids are like these days?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:55:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:53:12 (#)
Ranking: 0
You sarcastically said that it was karma The Boy had a tv crush his skull? Don't you think there's a difference between getting upset about that and getting upset that someone didn't say hi to you?
I guess not. One is a life-changing event and the other involved months in a hospital will continue to involve years of physical therapy. That says more about your drama queen self than anything.
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Nice try. But I wasn't talking about that post. Try again.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:55:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www2.ubersite.com/m/51070
There's no need to smooch bunghole
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
See people
This
THIS
is the reason I come onto ubersite
THIS PLACE WOULD BE REALLY FUCKING DULL WITHOUT ALL THE SHIT STIRRING AND FIGHTING THAT GOES ON
OTHERWISE IT WOULD JUST BE PUPPIES AND SUNSHINE AND RAINBOW FARTS AND I DONT THINK I WOULD LIKE THAT VERY MUCH
NEITHER WOULD ANY OF YOU
ADMIT IT, YOU LOVE IT
P.S. HADLEY IS A VIRGIN DIPSHIT HOMO WHO HASN'T SEEN A VAGINA SINCE THE BIRTH CANAL AND WON'T EVER SEE IT AGAIN UNTIL THE VIRGIN MARY UNFOLDS HER LEGS AND ACCEPTS HIM INTO THE GLORIOUS AFTERLIFE
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:54:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:52:29 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley's a fucking cockhead. I don't know why you idiots waste your time arguing with him.
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Now that was probably the most accurate comment on this post. Amen and Hallelujah
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You sarcastically said that it was karma The Boy had a tv crush his skull? Don't you think there's a difference between getting upset about that and getting upset that someone didn't say hi to you?
I guess not. One is a life-changing event and the other involved months in a hospital will continue to involve years of physical therapy. That says more about your drama queen self than anything.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I GOT MY BOOGIE BOARD AND IM RIDING THIS SHIT UNTIL THAT MANATEE HITS THE WAVES AND CRASHES THE PARTY
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hadley's a fucking cockhead. I don't know why you idiots waste your time arguing with him.
It's neither fun nor interesting, even on his best day.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:50:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:43:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
There are too many shenanigans going on around here.
I can't keep up.
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Just ride the wave, man. We'll hit the beach eventually.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:43:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
I fail to see how you and Miss Lilly being gullible and believing what should have been blatant sarcasm makes me an idiot. But I don't take this place as seriously as the rest of you.
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But one of my posts a while back was blatant sarcasm and if I'm not mistaken you took some things pretty seriously. Or wait, was that another Hadley? You take this place just as serious as everyone else and when someone says something rude to you or directed at you, you get your boxers in a bunch too. So when it comes right down to it, you can dish it but you can't take it. Fact!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:43:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
There are too many shenanigans going on around here.
I can't keep up.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I fail to see how you and Miss Lilly being gullible and believing what should have been blatant sarcasm makes me an idiot. But I don't take this place as seriously as the rest of you.
This is where I blow off steam, not build it up.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:42:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:37:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:34:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
But not everyone has "super-friends" out of the deal....
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Do have any idea how much of an idiot you sound like? Super-friends? You sound like
a super-idiot. At least people have the balls to meet complete strangers instead of lying about it and pretending they did.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*dies*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"At least people have the balls to meet complete strangers instead of lying about it and pretending they did."
I was talking about that part, stupid. Otherwise, you were spot on with the super friends comment
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:40:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:34:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
But not everyone has "super-friends" out of the deal....
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And if I'm not mistaken...it was YOU who requested to my 'super-friend' on Myspace and
got all bent when I didn't accept your invite. So shut up you hypocrite.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:39:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did she get me when I quoted the fat fuck?
I knew I shouldn't havse used the alter to say that. both of you would have agreed then.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:38:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahaha, She's got you there Hadley, you fucking nincompoop
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/82750
lack of ass kissing
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:37:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:34:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
But not everyone has "super-friends" out of the deal....
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Do have any idea how much of an idiot you sound like? Super-friends? You sound like
a super-idiot. At least people have the balls to meet complete strangers instead of lying about it and pretending they did.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But not everyone has "super-friends" out of the deal....
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:25:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you NOT read this fucking post????
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Yes I read the post. But how is this post any different than any other post were people do 'shout outs'? It isn't and we've all done it. All shout out posts are ass kissing in nature.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
geez! i didnt even see the girl. she's about as far away from them as she can be.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:30:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Who are the 3 other persons in the picture?
The one at the bottom looks like he doesn't want to be there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:27:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Please, I call myself fat all the time, he's been here long enough to have grown a pretty thick fucking skin about shit like that.
I know all about ubercon comraderie, Katie, I did the same shit when I went to them. You get holly jolly good feelings all around.
Doesn't make up for the fact that I can see all the way up Jay's fucking nose.
Fuck man, I can tell his IQ from this vantage point, and let me tell you, he's no fucking einstein.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:26:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ho-lee shit.
WTF I AIN'T
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:26:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Method, she's meaning literally. Would you let his tongue near you?
I'm telling ya, no sense of humor.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:17:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, TL, no one's immune. I get tons of shit when I post pictures, as does everyone fucking else. Just because this fucking cumquat went to Vegas and stuck his tongue up all your asses doesn't mean he's not going to be subjected to the same rampant bullshit on this site that we all are.
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Sure we all get it. I get that but he didn't stick his tongue anywhere. He just had fun and is a nice guy. Whatever.
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I wish he stuck his tongue in the toaster while he was there.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:25:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:17:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
I get that but he didn't stick his tongue anywhere.
Did you NOT read this fucking post????
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:24:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm not super anything. I've met him a total of two times. And both times he was nice to me.
So, I guess so i can fit in with the rest of you I'll say "that fucking fat pig Jay. what a fucking loser...blah blah blah....."
Uh, I don't think so. I've never been one to follow anyone.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:24:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:11:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum...did WTH get banned for posting with JayPeg as the username?
I need to know...like pretty quick.
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Nah, Jaypeg complained because WTH got way more attention than him by posting shit and then camping it all day.
Jaypeg complained to Bart alot, Bart eliminated the problem.
That's the kind of sad sack-of-shit that PigFlaps is.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:20:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
looks like tiger is one of the super-friends!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:18:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57682
An oldie but baddy. Fucking bmp file.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:17:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, TL, no one's immune. I get tons of shit when I post pictures, as does everyone fucking else. Just because this fucking cumquat went to Vegas and stuck his tongue up all your asses doesn't mean he's not going to be subjected to the same rampant bullshit on this site that we all are.
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Sure we all get it. I get that but he didn't stick his tongue anywhere. He just had fun and is a nice guy. Whatever.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:16:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:10:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
That wasn't nice, Retro. How would you like it if you posted a picture and everyone ripped it to shreds??
Oh, wait....
BUAHAHAHAHAHahahaahahahahahahahahaa....I'm fucking dying here, Lenny...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:15:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:12:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:08:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
The filthy fucking pig on the left
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Stop being a fucking asshole.
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Stop censoring the truth.
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And I don't believe I was even fucking talking to you. Run along now and stick your head somewhere else
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Jesus, you're sensitive!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You boys make me so proud. It's nice to see that the hate still exists when it is truly deserved.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:14:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
people get shit when they post pictures?!?!?!?!
mine all went over fairly well.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WhatTheHell got banned for annoying the fuck out of Bart and most other people on this site. The posting under someone else's name thing was just an excuse.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, TL, no one's immune. I get tons of shit when I post pictures, as does everyone fucking else. Just because this fucking cumquat went to Vegas and stuck his tongue up all your asses doesn't mean he's not going to be subjected to the same rampant bullshit on this site that we all are.
Fuck him. That's life around these parts
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:13:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jay_Peg the Manati in all his glory: http://www.ubersite.com/m/60965
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:12:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:08:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
The filthy fucking pig on the left
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Stop being a fucking asshole.
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Stop censoring the truth.
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And I don't believe I was even fucking talking to you. Run along now and stick your head somewhere else
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:11:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sphagnum...did WTH get banned for posting with JayPeg as the username?
I need to know...like pretty quick.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:11:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahahahahahaha. i almost posted one to take some heat off of this guy!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:10:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That wasn't nice, Retro. How would you like it if you posted a picture and everyone ripped it to shreds??
Oh, wait....
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:09:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
the one staring at the camera like he's about to dump some hot sauce on it and chomp it down.
i wonder if he gets money for having the michelin man fashioned after his likeness.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Since when was I not an asshole on this site?
It's part of my fucking charm
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:08:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
The filthy fucking pig on the left
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Stop being a fucking asshole.
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Stop censoring the truth.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:05 (#)
Ranking: -2
The filthy fucking pig on the left
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Stop being a fucking asshole.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is there some way to look at the posts without seeing the pictures?
Everytime I open this to look at the comments I feel like my computer screen is going to eat me when I scroll past that picture.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/64991
Whatthehell
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:06:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The filthy fucking pig on the left
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
which one is greening?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:02:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Most spot-on description of Jay-Peg:
Submitted by _Q_ (View user info) at 2005-06-17 14:14:34
[...]
he probably smells just like your hand does after you finish masturbating.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 12:02:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Greening...
Proving (once again) that sometimes an up-the-nose shot IS your best side.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:53:13 (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a joke at all, my good man, this is what JGreening is notorious for - making a complete ass out of himself without even trying.
You missed the good old days when people like WhatTheHell would tear him a new asshole on a daily basis.
Poor Jay.
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WTH was a dumbass but he did come up with the comparison between jay-peg and a manati, which is the most accurate thing ever written on here.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW. that does kind of suck for him then.
it reminds me of thomas bommas, a kid i was in school with for the grades 1-8. i have never seen somebody ridiculed so much in my life.
around grade 7 i realized that he was just being himself, no matter how dorky, and socially unacceptable that was. i felt badly. but, ya know, what are you gonna do?
but then again, maybe the ridicule changed him for the better. toughened him up so to speak. or maybe he's a freak serial killer now. who knows.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:05:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
you'll not get any response on this from jay as he is probably still home sleeping
laying about in his dirty little room, Bebe half shirt on, in his boxers and dirty socks with pictures of him and bart, that he furiously printed out last night when he got home, strewn about the room
the smell of ax body spray and a a little hair doll made out of barts pubes that jay carefully plucked from the shower stall
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I have said this before and I will probably say it again. Next time you write one of those "best comments on a post" post, remember this man.
This post was shit. Interesting picture, good stories or at least stories that make sense. "Cool" little inside jokes, and ppictures that hurt to look at, no. Just no.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy crap.
It's not often I see someone get so destroyed on Ubersite that I feel bad for them.
Actually, now that I think about it this is not one of those times.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:53:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Not a joke at all, my good man, this is what JGreening is notorious for - making a complete ass out of himself without even trying.
You missed the good old days when people like WhatTheHell would tear him a new asshole on a daily basis.
Poor Jay.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
this MUST have been a joke. no one could have seriously posted this... right?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:50:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok I'm done, I really feel bad for this
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I can't pick on the guy any more when YOU ASSHOLES are stealing my fun.
I don't wanna pile on when the guy is down. I can't believe this but I feel sorry for him...especially when he wakes up and reads this.
But it IS comedy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:40:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sidenote: Kracka is the man!!
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:38:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you know what?
plus fucking two for these reviews alone.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:36:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably married or has a girlfriend or some shit
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OR the whole topic makes him as nervous as hell. Since the concept is so foreign to him.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:30:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, they all felt my leg and I believe I freaked a few of them out. It was laying on the ground one morning. I'm pretty sure Steve won't ever be the same again.
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By the way TL... a part of me now dislikes you for not waiting till I got there to go see nekkid dancin girls.
*pouts*
*takes ball....goes home*
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Probably married or has a girlfriend or some shit
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:34:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why would he be coy about phuzzy hitting a stripper?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:26:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pretty much sick the whole trip. The rest of my time was spent in bed with Phuzzy, Steve, Nate and Kracka. Those guys are without a doubt some of the coolest dudes I've ever met.
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damn tiger.... :)
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HAHAHAHAHA...I just caught this. I WISH is all I can say. We did go to a strip club though. The first night before I got sick. And someone practically impregnated a stripper. My lips are zipped and it wasnt me.
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so is THAT what phuzzy was getting congratulated for? :)
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:30:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yes, they all felt my leg and I believe I freaked a few of them out. It was laying on the ground one morning. I'm pretty sure Steve won't ever be the same again.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:30:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aries wins with the sly backhanded comment
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i dont know who's who in that picture. i think one(then normal looking one) may be phuzzygish, but the other two look like a "before" picture for weightwatchers/tanning salon/waxing place.
jesus, get some sun. and that albino basketball with eyes needs to lay off the cheesesteaks.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did you manage to throw a leg over while you were there, Tiger?
Apparently JGreening knows how to please...
....If you're a frozen chicken or a watermelon.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:28:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
now, correct me if I'm wrong...but didn't someone get banned for posting with Jaypegs username before...because ireally don't want to delete this delicious little letter I've put together
STOP METHOD JUST STOP.....you're creepin me out
ever see Porky's when dudes mom busts in on him sleeping and his little 2 inch erection is standing tall? that's what i'm picturing here
i hate to say it but phuzzy and jay look like brothers, with jay of course being the one that beats up phuzzy for all his dinner
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:28:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We get it, you are all way kewler and good lookinger than jgreening. You all must be so proud of this difficult achievement.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:27:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Man....all we need now is Electro to pop in and take a shot and this show will be complete.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:23:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh badass, you know you love it. Can't you just taste the drool that's slowly dripping from his down syndrome lip onto his blood and snot encrusted pillow as he sleeps like a fat little angel?
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You're fucked up, Method.
"Mommy, BartBart's coming over. Can I go out and play?"
"After you've cleaner all the Anal sores off your pillow, son."
"Yay! Anal sores"
*licks lips*
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:26:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:48:50 (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pretty much sick the whole trip. The rest of my time was spent in bed with Phuzzy, Steve, Nate and Kracka. Those guys are without a doubt some of the coolest dudes I've ever met.
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damn tiger.... :)
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HAHAHAHAHA...I just caught this. I WISH is all I can say. We did go to a strip club though. The first night before I got sick. And someone practically impregnated a stripper. My lips are zipped and it wasnt me.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:23:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh badass, you know you love it. Can't you just taste the drool that's slowly dripping from his down syndrome lip onto his blood and snot encrusted pillow as he sleeps like a fat little angel?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:22:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This polesmoker is why cool people like Sphagnum don't go to Übercons.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:21:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
stop it method...you are having the same vision as me and i'm trying to not think about it
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Normally I'm in the front row to lapidate someone but people are doing an excellent job.
hahaha
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I almost feel bad, when he wakes up and rubs the mustard crust from his eyes and sees this post, he's gonna start crying like a little baby.
You're wearing tighty whities, aren't you, Jay?
Admit it.
There's a giant pee-stain on the front and an even bigger skidmark on the back, isn't there?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:18:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry guys, my last review even made me sick
all I can hear now is jay
"COME ON FUCKER...PRINT DAMN YOU!!!" flap flap flap flap....ungh!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:17:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear fucking lord, and you people call ME ugly? I cant even look at his fucking mug without throwing up in my mouth a little.
This retard has single-handedly killed off any hope for future ubercons, for me, anyway. I'm so fucking glad I didn't go to this, and I would have loved to have a drink with Apollo. I have zero tolerance for jackasses like this, and I'm a nice fucking guy in real life.
At the very least, we know that Bart is never going to another one again. Now he's got a fat headed mongoloid stalker.
Yeah, just what he had in mind when he created Ubersite.
Submitted by Badlands (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:15:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:05:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
you'll not get any response on this from jay as he is probably still home sleeping
laying about in his dirty little room, Bebe half shirt on, in his boxers and dirty socks with pictures of him and bart, that he furiously printed out last night when he got home, strewn about the room
the smell of ax body spray and a a little hair doll made out of barts pubes that jay carefully plucked from the shower stall
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That's fucking hilarious!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:05:25 (#)
Ranking: -2
you'll not get any response on this from jay as he is probably still home sleeping
laying about in his dirty little room, Bebe half shirt on, in his boxers and dirty socks with pictures of him and bart, that he furiously printed out last night when he got home, strewn about the room
the smell of ax body spray and a a little hair doll made out of barts pubes that jay carefully plucked from the shower stall
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The sad thing is; that's probably completely true.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:05:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you'll not get any response on this from jay as he is probably still home sleeping
laying about in his dirty little room, Bebe half shirt on, in his boxers and dirty socks with pictures of him and bart, that he furiously printed out last night when he got home, strewn about the room
the smell of ax body spray and a a little hair doll made out of barts pubes that jay carefully plucked from the shower stall
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 11:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'd say that's 100% spot-on accurate, Jsphagnum.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:58:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:49:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've taken the liberty of drafting your Email to Bart for you, just to save you a bit of time.
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Dear BartBartBartBart McBartBartersonBert LOL :),
I am taking what could potentially be my last breaths as I write this.
I posted my delusional take on how everyone was at the Ubercon in Vegas and people think I'm still a raging, beefeater. I had such a great time being babysat by all the adults at the Ubercon and I swear, had I known how, I could totally have fucked one of the guys or girls there with my tiny little toothdick.
I don't know why people are calling me an immature, ass-licking little shithead, but I can tell you now, they would want to stop lest I harm myself.
Please Bart, do something about it. I fear that if it continues, I will take my own life in the sanctuary of my parent's basement.
FYI,
My Mom, God bless her poor soul, has told me that if I kill myself because of this site, she is going to come after you with litigation and make sure that you are permanently destitute for allowing this to go on.
I guess what I'm really saying is;
Please dude, like, totally ban, like, the haters man. They, like, totally, like, told me I'm a knobhead and stuff.
Your bestest Super-friend
Jason ;P
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Sound accurate? """
Best review, ever.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:56:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm alive. At work today. Still feel awful but hanging in there.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:52:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:49:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've taken the liberty of drafting your Email to Bart for you, just to save you a bit of time.
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Dear BartBartBartBart McBartBartersonBert LOL :),
I am taking what could potentially be my last breaths as I write this.
I posted my delusional take on how everyone was at the Ubercon in Vegas and people think I'm still a raging, beefeater. I had such a great time being babysat by all the adults at the Ubercon and I swear, had I known how, I could totally have fucked one of the guys or girls there with my tiny little toothdick.
I don't know why people are calling me an immature, ass-licking little shithead, but I can tell you now, they would want to stop lest I harm myself.
Please Bart, do something about it. I fear that if it continues, I will take my own life in the sanctuary of my parent's basement.
FYI,
My Mom, God bless her poor soul, has told me that if I kill myself because of this site, she is going to come after you with litigation and make sure that you are permanently destitute for allowing this to go on.
I guess what I'm really saying is;
Please dude, like, totally ban, like, the haters man. They, like, totally, like, told me I'm a knobhead and stuff.
Your bestest Super-friend
Jason ;P
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p.s. you can show this to people, they'll never get all the inside jokes!!!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahha
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I've taken the liberty of drafting your Email to Bart for you, just to save you a bit of time.
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Dear BartBartBartBart McBartBartersonBert LOL :),
I am taking what could potentially be my last breaths as I write this.
I posted my delusional take on how everyone was at the Ubercon in Vegas and people think I'm still a raging, beefeater. I had such a great time being babysat by all the adults at the Ubercon and I swear, had I known how, I could totally have fucked one of the guys or girls there with my tiny little toothdick.
I don't know why people are calling me an immature, ass-licking little shithead, but I can tell you now, they would want to stop lest I harm myself.
Please Bart, do something about it. I fear that if it continues, I will take my own life in the sanctuary of my parent's basement.
FYI,
My Mom, God bless her poor soul, has told me that if I kill myself because of this site, she is going to come after you with litigation and make sure that you are permanently destitute for allowing this to go on.
I guess what I'm really saying is;
Please dude, like, totally ban, like, the haters man. They, like, totally, like, told me I'm a knobhead and stuff.
Your bestest Super-friend
Jason ;P
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Sound accurate?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pretty much sick the whole trip. The rest of my time was spent in bed with Phuzzy, Steve, Nate and Kracka. Those guys are without a doubt some of the coolest dudes I've ever met.
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damn tiger.... :)
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:47:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:45:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pretty much sick the whole trip. I did have one awesome night with Phuzzy, Steve, Nate and Kracka. Those guys are without a doubt some of the coolest dudes I've ever met. The rest of my time was spent in bed. Alone!
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YOU'RE ALIVE!!!!
How are you feeling??
Did you make it to work today??
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was pretty much sick the whole trip. I did have one awesome night with Phuzzy, Steve, Nate and Kracka. Those guys are without a doubt some of the coolest dudes I've ever met. The rest of my time was spent in bed. Alone!
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i cant believe this is all somebody has to say after a trip to Vegas. i feel badly for people that have to deal with this guy in real life.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:39:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who was dick? kracka?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:34:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm interested to see what Nath has to say about this weekend.
At least it will be interesting and humorous, unlike this happy horseshit. However, I get the feeling he has too much class to post something this lame.
(This statement applies to everyone who went, besides GayPig, of course.)
How can someone not get along with Apollo? He's British for fuck's sake and he hates you. You must really suck at life.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:31:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
In this particular instance, I feel more sorry for apollo.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:30:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a fucking loser.
Any future Übercons will be organised underground now, so that no-one has to put up with your tongue in their asshole for an entire weekend.
Go play in the traffic, you useless sack of shit.
Submitted by _Aries_ (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:29:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA <dies>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:26:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:54:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Steve (Hairycoo): Dude, c'mon, you didn't get the burger medium rare? We don't have mad cow here, it's OK. And start working on your tolerance to hot sauce, man.
Alright. Here is what I have to say about Hairycoo. He loves his smoke breaks. Seriously. He can take like 3 in a meal. And he has this magnetic personality, that when he takes one, the other Brits did, too **apollo didn't** . In the middle of a joke. I swear to GOD it was funny **that was a joke?? not it wasn't**. I had Crystle crying with laughter **embarrassment**. Well, someone did. ""
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hahahaha
Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:20:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I am very much looking forward to the Apollo/Greening drama that will likely ensue from this.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:19:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:55:54 (#)
Ranking: -1
When you have no other "friends" other than web site acquaintances that are too nice to tell you to "piss off", you have plenty of time for "sap" like this.
Leave the guy alone...this is all he has. ""'
actually, good point.
sorry jay.
i keep holding you to the standards of a normal person.
<out>
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2006-03-07 10:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Andrew (PhuzzyGish): Dude, seriously, I'm so happy for you, dude. If you want people to know, say it, but I won't.
=-----------=-=-=-=-=-
why dont you just announce that he banged tigerlilly?
___________
Ahhh fuck that made me laugh.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:55:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
When you have no other "friends" other than web site acquaintances that are too nice to tell you to "piss off", you have plenty of time for "sap" like this.
Leave the guy alone...this is all he has.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:55:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
So basically....
Greening is an idiot and he really DOES live just to go to Ubercons?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:55:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
thats my guess method
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:55:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:35:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Andrew (PhuzzyGish): Dude, seriously, I'm so happy for you, dude. If you want people to know, say it, but I won't.
=-----------=-=-=-=-=-
why dont you just announce that he banged tigerlilly?
"say it, i wont". you pretty much did.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Steve (Hairycoo): Dude, c'mon, you didn't get the burger medium rare? We don't have mad cow here, it's OK. And start working on your tolerance to hot sauce, man.
Alright. Here is what I have to say about Hairycoo. He loves his smoke breaks. Seriously. He can take like 3 in a meal. And he has this magnetic personality, that when he takes one, the other Brits did, too **apollo didn't** . In the middle of a joke. I swear to GOD it was funny **that was a joke?? not it wasn't**. I had Crystle crying with laughter **embarrassment**. Well, someone did. ""
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Apollo, do tell, what the hell did that mean? I'm curious
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You blew Greening?
I just threw up A LOT in my mouth.
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AHAHAHHAAAAA no.. It's just that he could of at least MADE something up. Instead of using me as a cheesteak reference.
I think he is just being too chicken to say he thinks I'm a bitch. Look at all the nice things Jay rights about everybody else.. and me.. I get cheesesteaks.
I mean Christ even Dick got a bigger shout out than me.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:51:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Andrew (PhuzzyGish): Dude, seriously, I'm so happy for you, dude. If you want people to know, say it, but I won't. ""
that's a cunts trick too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:50:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
this is unintentionally funny.
He is trying to desperately make it sound like he was having all these inside running gags with people.
And for the record I was watching the footy and drinking all day and then at the driving range with HairyCoo, Nath, Phuzzygash and Rad.
I know this was supposed to be a tongue in cheek thing but you just can't pull it off.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:43:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:38:06 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know Retro, you make fun of him for his unibrow, and you make fun of me for my lack of one. Make up your mind. Dear God, I'd rather be metrosexual than look like that.
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you make a valid point. if you looked like that i'd have a lot more to make fun off, but i'm oddly glad that you dont.
i dont wish that on anybody.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:42:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:41:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's BartBart.
It could have been Barty McBartBarterson, but that joke died quick.
I really don't know you, but from what I've seen....
All jokes die when you get a hold of them. Something about not knowing when to stop. ""
CORRECT.
This person is THE least funny 'man' I have ever had the misfortune to meet.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GIANT PICTURE.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:38:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ya know Retro, you make fun of him for his unibrow, and you make fun of me for my lack of one. Make up your mind. Dear God, I'd rather be metrosexual than look like that.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:32:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
whoever that huge fat guy is, are you that comdedian ralphie? anyways, you should talk to method about eyebrow waxing.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:24:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
And I cannot believe that all you got from me this weekend was cheesesteaks.
Couldn't say something nice like "Bitch gives the best blowjobs"
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You blew Greening?
I just threw up A LOT in my mouth.
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And I cannot believe that all you got from me this weekend was cheesesteaks.
Couldn't say something nice like "Bitch gives the best blowjobs" or "She gets the 2006 Uber spooning award"
PS... Dick was the hottest mutha fucka there.
That is all
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:22:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:50:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
You really have turned me off to any future outings with anyone from this site ever again, you fucking nerd. I don't know what it is about you, but for some reason I'm sure flowers wilt in your general vicinity.
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hahahahaha. HA!
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:08:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It's not Am plus... is Am wit! dammit
HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING THIS WEEKEND????
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-03-07 09:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear god, greening. Could this have been anymore sappy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:50:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You really have turned me off to any future outings with anyone from this site ever again, you fucking nerd. I don't know what it is about you, but for some reason I'm sure flowers wilt in your general vicinity.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Speak English, you fucking knobhead.
"Dude, you were like, so totally like, Rad, man! I was like, c'mon Man, let's like totally, dude, you know."
Fuck off.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Andrew (PhuzzyGish): Dude, seriously, I'm so happy for you, dude. If you want people to know, say it, but I won't.
=-----------=-=-=-=-=-
why dont you just announce that he banged tigerlilly?
"say it, i wont". you pretty much did.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-03-07 08:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
RESIZE DAMNIT
Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i spent the weekend celebrating the issuing of my ETS orders. I think I got the better end of the deal.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bukkake!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:14:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus, people flew in from England and South Africa??
Vegas baby, indeed.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2006-03-07 07:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-06 23:21:04 (#)
Ranking: -2
Jay, what would your parents think about you picking up naughty words from your little sleepover?
Tut tut. Just because the cool kids do it doesn't make it okay.
**
Look who's talking.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-03-07 06:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOLY FUCKING UNIBROW
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-07 06:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"BartBart" must have gotten sick of you REAL fuckin quick
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-03-07 05:16:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Do your jerking elsewhere please.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-03-07 04:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there are many horrors in uber, none more nauseating than this genre.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-07 03:54:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If only you had come we could have slummed it down to at least a C-
then again I thought my presence alone would have done that as well.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:46:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are those the only people who went? Talk about C list.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:38:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so where were you hiding during this whole thing?
Submitted by joedaddy (user info) at 2006-03-07 02:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
observationally narrow, but i guess voyeurs can't be choosy
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-07 01:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't mean that I didn't like Kracka; I was attempting to convey that I didn't meet him.
whatever.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-03-07 01:44:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
gee whiz, I sure had a lot of fun meeting you all, (except Kracka, and I live the closest to him).
I feel badly that I didn't get a chance to spend more time getting to know everybody better, but alas, I wasn't on holiday.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-06 23:21:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jay, what would your parents think about you picking up naughty words from your little sleepover?
Tut tut. Just because the cool kids do it doesn't make it okay.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 23:08:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oy, boarding time.
G'night, good luck, g'day.
Cuunts.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:46:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yeah.
I don't watch 24.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jay....Kill one of the 3 caterpilars that are crawling on your forehead. Preferably the one in the middle, but just get one of them.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:30:25 (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's BartBart.
It could have been Barty McBartBarterson, but that joke died quick.
I really don't know you, but from what I've seen....
All jokes die when you get a hold of them. Something about not knowing when to stop.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:28:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck all, it was waaaaaaaaaaay better than last year
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a) <shakes head>
b) what aj said. "bart-bart" makes me want to kill myself. his name is bart. last i checked.
c) they killed edgar and 40% of CTU
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I felt nothing for the few random CTU workers who didn't make it into the airlocked rooms, but i was shocked to realise Edgar was going to die. SHOCKED
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:30:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, it's BartBart.
It could have been Barty McBartBarterson, but that joke died quick.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:35:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck all, it was waaaaaaaaaaay better than last year
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a) <shakes head>
b) what aj said. "bart-bart" makes me want to kill myself. his name is bart. last i checked.
c) they killed edgar and 40% of CTU
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
they'd be better in an email or a fucking letter on some nice stationary, you could spray your favorite perfume on there and send them out to your super-friends.
i can picture you at work tomorrow, blubbering about all the super duper friend action!
standing around the water cooler, everybody staying away as to avoid your "inside jokes" that nobody gets, nor gives a shit about.
you are depriving these people of water. MURDERER!
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 for "BartBart."
That shit annoys me more than anything on this site.
It's my new policy, right Axolotl?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
And BartBart, I am telling you, if you call me in the middle of my precious beauty sleep tonight like you did Saturday night into Sunday... IMO KEEL JU!
Seriously, that was just taunting... *sniffle*
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 22:18:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that is a quote people. "SUPER-FRIENDS"!!!!!
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That is also one of the inside jokes.
See, I told you they'd be better hidden.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:51:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"I can say that I have made at least 4 more super-friends this weekend, and I am a better person for meeting all of them in general."
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that is a quote people. "SUPER-FRIENDS"!!!!!
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
three out of four Americans are obese.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:41:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How did I know you'd be the first one to put up the "I love everyone" post?
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:40:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"who's this?"
"This is Colonel fucking Sanders!"
"....."
===============
Hooker:"Hey sweetie, whatcha doin?"
GodChicken:"Not you."
Hooker: "What??!!"
GodChicken: "It's not free."
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Anyway, what gate are you at, and what time were you out again?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bah, too much TMI. No one knows what the fuck I mean, and if any of it is true.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These are the SHORT personal bits.
Trust me, there are so many inside jokes here, you have no idea. The rest of what I actually said wouldn't make sense without it.
And on the flight home, I am working on the actual personal e-mails.
Fuck all, it was waaaaaaaaaaay better than last year.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jay.... just read it. JUST a touch TMI, dude...
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:29:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOOOT! My flight just changed gates. LOVE the last minute shuffle....
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:28:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Couldn't you have emailed the personal bits?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
JESUS CHRIST MY SELF ESTEEM JUST SHOT THROUGH THE ROOF
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-03-06 21:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wish I coulda gone to Ubercon. =(