Can I get some Odds? Peter North to cum and drown a co-star at 10-1 (1406 hits)
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Submitted by ozzy (View user info) at 2006-02-24 10:41:11 EST
Like alot of Aussies, I'm a hopeless punter.
By that, I mean I love to have bet. On anything. Two spiders crawling up a wall? I'll bet on which one gets to the roof first. Game of Spanish soccer on TV? I'll bet on whose fans start rioting first.
I think you get the idea. For that reason, I spend alot of time emptying my bank account onto a site called Betfair.com.
So, in honour of the fact that I've managed to resist doing so since I got paid earlier this week, I thought I'd offer some of my own odds to those who fancy a little flutter.
Payments should be sent to the following address-
c/- Ozzy's bookmaker
124 Expensive Street
West London
UK
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Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2006-03-04 12:52:56 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-24 22:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auto +2 Me. Sparkle.
"But puh-rease, don't berieve me. Watch this comeuhshalalala."
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:56:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i'll take that wager
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:46:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Aye, we dinnae half speak pish when we're pished oota wir tree, ahll tell yez that fir nithin'
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Aye. Thus wee lassie tol' me thut not long agoo.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aye, we dinnae half speak pish when we're pished oota wir tree, ahll tell yez that fir nithin'
Submitted by HurtByTheSun (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:10:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll take the odds on the British Band cock-rock line. Iron Maiden have a new album out this year!
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:03:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:52:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
lost ALL my dough at casino in Dover, Delaware last week. Shite.
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I tell you, its a good thing I'm not going to the vegas ubercon. I'd end up pawning my metal hip for scrap just for one more bet on the blackjack table
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy fuck that was funny.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lost ALL my dough at casino in Dover, Delaware last week. Shite.