Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Asperger's Syndrome Gets it Name (1595 hits)
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Rating: 1.83 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-02-24 07:39:49 EST
I actually wrote this one a long time ago but never ran it because I thought it was mean. Then I remembered that I'd already done comics about people who were raped and abortion. So fuck that, yeah.
I dunno if anyone saw this fun fact from the last post, it was in the reviews... the turkeys actually have names, taken from famous Uberusers. The left one is Tom, as in Tom the guy who did the P2P post. The one on the right is named Jeremy, after JMG. About a month after giving each turkey its name, I was surfing Ubersite, and suddenly thought to myself "...JMG's name isn't Jeremy, it's Jared..."
But I'm not changing the turkey's name. It can just be Jeremy, named after Jared.
Tell your friends, I could use the attention: http://handturkeytheatre.box43.net
User Reviews
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-03-03 13:50:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2006-03-03 13:15:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GO JEREMY WOOOOOOOO!!!!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-25 16:10:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
keep it up
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-25 15:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for tardburgers.
Submitted by ScotchTape (user info) at 2006-02-25 15:26:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<Hug> Thank you for this...
Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-25 15:11:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nicely done.
Submitted by ghola (user info) at 2006-02-25 14:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sheer brilliance
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:47:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yay!
AHTT kicks ass!
Submitted by IronRhino (user info) at 2006-02-24 23:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha, Jeremy's a nurse.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-24 19:10:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the misfortune of others is funny
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:51:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dont care if that came out backwards
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
theater
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:50:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
turkey
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:50:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hand
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
akward
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:50:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
love
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-24 18:32:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Most touching entry in the series
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-24 17:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:22:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Little Professors" HA
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That's not a joke, it's fact. He called them his "Little Professors." I thought it was funny.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:02:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
Rare condition. Did you perhaps read about Syd Barrett on Wikipedia?
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No, sorry.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:22:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tasty.
Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oooooohhhh yyyeeeaaahhh...
I needed my Awkward hand turkey fix..
**snorts**
Oh man...thats the shit..
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha aspergers
Submitted by ampersand (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:24:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-24 14:03:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck do I know.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-24 13:55:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:14:37 (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought that asperger's is diagnosed in adults.
wrong
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:47:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh you fucker. I had hoped it was named after me. Eh, I guess I'm not gay enough for it the way the other Tom is.
**ba-dum-cha**
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:39:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The tie was a nice touch.
Submitted by Chillax (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Emo tear got me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
My cousin has asperger syndrome and his brother, my roomate, shows similarities has he grows older.
Aseperger people fucking suck, I can tell you that.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who knows maybe he really did die.
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Despite the high ratings, I've seen much better from you my friend.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:02:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Rare condition. Did you perhaps read about Syd Barrett on Wikipedia?
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:01:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a bastard, Spenc.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:57:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwww
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:52:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:37:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe. i should read the reviews to find the electro comments but i'll just have faith that they're there.
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Electro is being unnaturally quiet recently.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The tear makes this a +3
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehe. i should read the reviews to find the electro comments but i'll just have faith that they're there.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Ballare (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:35:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:29:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Not great, but very good.
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cool
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:22:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Little Professors" HA
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a awkward hand turkey +2
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:10:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kung fu cool.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
. . . I can't explain it. The giant manga tears always get me.
The tie was a nice touch too.
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:44:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
One of the best yet, I reckon.
I liked the tie too.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was great. Really.
I kinda wish he hadn't let up on the nurse, but still very good.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:19:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
mildy amusing
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:15:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the only thing awkward here is if you tried to tell this joke on stage.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:14:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I thought that asperger's is diagnosed in adults.
and what research doctor wouldn't want their name on their work?
This was fucking weak.
weak weak weak.
Submitted by MichelleNJ (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:10:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awww... poor Dr. Asperger.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:06:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
There's a load of doctors who must go through the same thing. Mr Heimlich must have got loads of shit too. 'Hah hah - yes - I invented that life saving manouvre - no I didn't invent it just to dry hump nurses.'
Georges Gilles de la Tourette must have spent all his life shouting 'fuck off' at people who were heckling him - much to their amusement. There was a programme about Tourette's teenagers recently - and how some of them use it as an excuse to shout racial slurs and offensive comments. Sorta like internet anonymity eh cock sucker?
Submitted by darkspoon (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:06:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What's the pink turkey's name?
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:04:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MichaelJackson (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:46:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What a tragic story Spencer! <weeps>
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I thought those yellow triangles were some kind of speech bubble effect until that graphic.