Sayonara Ubersite (1679 hits)
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Submitted by Wirriamson-san (View user info) at 2006-02-23 23:03:39 EST
Well Uber; I was debating whether or not to do this post but since a good number of posts lately have been shit, I thought that it wouldn't really matter if I added one to the slowly growing plethora.
The reason I'm posting is because I'm leaving Australia tomorrow to go live in Japan and I don't know when I'm gonna get internet access. So it looks like I'm off ubersite for a while. Who knows? I may even be able to kick the habit and not feel the need to come onto uber every fucking time a computer is in front of me.
So I suppose this is a temporary good-bye folks.
I'l be in Japan from tomorrow onwards until probably January 2007. I'm gonna go live in the Kansai area to begin with (on the outskirts of Osaka in Hirakata-shi) and I'll probably find a place in Nara to settle down in or possibly even Kumamoto on the south island.
I'll make sure to log in sometimes and post pictures and crap... I may even be lucky and be able to get internet access almost immediately too, making this post redundant. Who the fuck knows, hey?
Well, see ya.
Count this as my Uberdirectory Submission...
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-04-11 10:02:18 EDT (#)
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Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-11 08:33:44 (#)
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http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/sushi.html
I hope you have sound on your PC
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Hahahahahahaha. You'd be surprised just how true a lot of that seems...
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-04-11 08:33:44 EDT (#)
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http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/sushi.html
I hope you have sound on your PC
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:41:57 EST (#)
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also http://www.ubersite.com/m/66404
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-03-30 07:40:34 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/66204
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:29:04 EST (#)
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"I may even be lucky and be able to get internet access almost immediately too.."
oh, yea.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:13:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-30 06:06:51 (#)
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HA! I have you beat! I work at a Japanese school. These guys literally teach these guys "correct Japanese" styled ways to do anything and everything.
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write a post about it- I'm really curious now!
Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-03-27 08:10:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-27 07:47:54 (#)
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http://www.thephatphree.com/features.asp?StoryID=2256&SectionID=2&LayoutType=1
Mike Polk?
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yes
check the first review
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:31:05 EST (#)
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and they ALL look alike
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:30:34 EST (#)
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Shut the fuck up you pansy, you were banging a gook, there's like 8 billion of them
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-25 10:17:59 EST (#)
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I hAVE vbecome what i never wnated to... I am, the depresed, sad drunk...
I'vr nbeen feeling this ever since my love left me because she had to go home...
I've alwatys believed that the true character of someone's heart can be seen when they're drunk..,. that they can be seen when nothing has consequence...
Why is it that we men will always look to bang a girl but in the end the thing we most miss is her warmth. I miss her warmth at night... and now i'm alone,n adrunk and crying...
?I generally wouldn't say thishb shit on ubre but i truly need to just get this out there, and thois feel sn good,.
All because i miss a girl i knew i couldn't be with forever. I walked into a fuckuing trap and i knew it and i miss her and i want to be with her but i can't. ]
I'm in love with a memory....
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\fuck this is gonna catch some flaqck, and i'll be called a girly man but fuck ya's., even men feel like absolute shit sometimews.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-03-24 10:01:21 EST (#)
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You bastard Williamson. Your sucess makes my throat burn with jealousy.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-24 09:44:45 EST (#)
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Two words: Drunnk.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-03-21 02:05:03 EST (#)
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dammit.. I was sure I'd rated this.
ANyhow - good for you. Have fun and don't pick up any diseases
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-21 01:21:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-20 05:34:58 (#)
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And what's your job?
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I'm an English Teacher for children aged 2-6.
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-20 05:34:19 (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-20 04:11:08 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:39:53 (#)
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Post something man, I've quit Uber but I'm still checking your user info. How's Japan going? Have you been forced into prostitution yet?
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If by that last remark you are implying I have run out of money and thus have resorted to prostitution as a last resort you are wrong. I'm making a good $600 Aus a week here, almost 1.5 times my last job, and the accomodation is free. The prostitution is just a hobby on the side.
Anyway, things are fucking great here. My job is great. I live with two Brazilian-Jap girls. I only pay for gas/electricity and internet. The people are great. I'm picking up in Japan at a rate about 3 times that of Australia and I haven't even gone out on the town trying to pick up yet. The food is to die for. Things all in all are kicking arse.
Well, I'm off to Karaoke to sing and get drunk.
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Well if that doesn't just sound kick ass. I'm spending tonight reading an out of date textbook and scratching acne off my back. If I'm really feeling ready to party I might turn on 'Commander in Chief' so I can grumble to myself for a while about how much I hate that uppity bitch.
How'd you get free accommodation if you're not with Yuki? Sounds like you've struck gold there, I'm happy for you mate. Post some pics
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My boss pays for my accomodation.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-03-20 06:35:38 EST (#)
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Good luck.. peace & flowers etc..
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-20 05:34:58 EST (#)
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And what's your job?
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-20 05:34:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-20 04:11:08 (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:39:53 (#)
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Post something man, I've quit Uber but I'm still checking your user info. How's Japan going? Have you been forced into prostitution yet?
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If by that last remark you are implying I have run out of money and thus have resorted to prostitution as a last resort you are wrong. I'm making a good $600 Aus a week here, almost 1.5 times my last job, and the accomodation is free. The prostitution is just a hobby on the side.
Anyway, things are fucking great here. My job is great. I live with two Brazilian-Jap girls. I only pay for gas/electricity and internet. The people are great. I'm picking up in Japan at a rate about 3 times that of Australia and I haven't even gone out on the town trying to pick up yet. The food is to die for. Things all in all are kicking arse.
Well, I'm off to Karaoke to sing and get drunk.
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Well if that doesn't just sound kick ass. I'm spending tonight reading an out of date textbook and scratching acne off my back. If I'm really feeling ready to party I might turn on 'Commander in Chief' so I can grumble to myself for a while about how much I hate that uppity bitch.
How'd you get free accommodation if you're not with Yuki? Sounds like you've struck gold there, I'm happy for you mate. Post some pics.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-20 04:11:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:39:53 (#)
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Post something man, I've quit Uber but I'm still checking your user info. How's Japan going? Have you been forced into prostitution yet?
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If by that last remark you are implying I have run out of money and thus have resorted to prostitution as a last resort you are wrong. I'm making a good $600 Aus a week here, almost 1.5 times my last job, and the accomodation is free. The prostitution is just a hobby on the side.
Anyway, things are fucking great here. My job is great. I live with two Brazilian-Jap girls. I only pay for gas/electricity and internet. The people are great. I'm picking up in Japan at a rate about 3 times that of Australia and I haven't even gone out on the town trying to pick up yet. The food is to die for. Things all in all are kicking arse.
Well, I'm off to Karaoke to sing and get drunk.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-03-19 20:00:19 EST (#)
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don't let the door hit ya.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-03-19 19:39:53 EST (#)
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Post something man, I've quit Uber but I'm still checking your user info. How's Japan going? Have you been forced into prostitution yet?
Submitted by Wildman (user info) at 2006-03-19 06:09:27 EST (#)
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These's a reason it's called the land of the Rising Son.
Once you've gone yellow, well you know.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-03-19 05:41:19 EST (#)
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Oh no! I missed this. I think I was in Amsterdam when you left. I guess you will read this eventually so...
Have a great time in Japan perving all over nice Japanese girls. We are half planning to visit Japan next summer (Started saving at Christmas) so you'll be able to recommend cool places to stay and stuff nearer the time.
Cindy x
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-03-14 15:22:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:35:43 (#)
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But seriously, they were going to extend it to Asians. They didn't mention it at the time, of course, seeing as they were allied with Japan and all...
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Not true. How can you spread anti-semitism to include non semites? Hitler viewed the way of life in Japan as a form of arian race, pure and loyal. If your fascist you eliminate those you find weak, why would you ally with those you thought to weak to live?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:42:43 EST (#)
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Yeah...You're gone.
Because there's surely no "internet access" in Japan. Those chinks are still using two tin cans and a string for telephones, for chrissakes.
Just remember, when in doubt, "wax on, wax off". Another tip from Shlongy.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:35:43 EST (#)
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But seriously, they were going to extend it to Asians. They didn't mention it at the time, of course, seeing as they were allied with Japan and all...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:34:50 EST (#)
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Just kidding, man. Have fun.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:34:23 EST (#)
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Also, you do know that after World War II the nazis planned on extending the holocaust to include Asians? You are a fucking traitor, going out with a nip.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:33:18 EST (#)
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And what am I supposed to do without a Fuhrer, huh? Must I remind you?
*sigh*
Fine.
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-03-04 20:14:55 EST (#)
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This kicks arse... I've connected to what I think is a neighbours unpassword-protected wireless.
Woot.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:44:54 EST (#)
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Give 'em hell.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:16:36 EST (#)
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g'bye pal - yeah, I'm sure we'll see you soon, seeing as how you're going to be hip-deep in luscious Nihon-jin poon - you lucky lucky bastard...and why yes, the jealousy burns within me as hot as the heat of 1000 suns, thank you for asking.
Dude, you have at LEAST take pictures.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-24 16:00:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:05:06 (#)
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Why have you got someones leg hanging on your wall?
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WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH TIGERLILLY YOU BASTARD?!
*falls to knees*LILLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-24 15:45:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:12:47 (#)
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hopefully that will knock the racism out of you
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My girlfriend is Japanese....
Anyway, I'm outta here. Plane leaves in a few hours. See ya Uber.
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-24 13:00:14 EST (#)
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Sigh-ah-nar-ah pookie
Submitted by moneyshotforyou (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:12:30 EST (#)
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In central Osaka there is an outdoor Guiness bar with a lovely waitress that speaks excellent English. I recommend going there.
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-02-24 12:05:06 EST (#)
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Why have you got someones leg hanging on your wall?
Submitted by fried-green-potatoes (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:53:34 EST (#)
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It's those Japanese "where the bloody hell are you?" ads. Good luck.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:53:02 EST (#)
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Well, you won't stick out like a sore thumb.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:48:13 EST (#)
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You can be our foriegn correspondant.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-24 11:30:39 EST (#)
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"...and I don't know when I'm gonna get internet access. "
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In Japan? Don't they hardwire it into your skull as soon as you set foot off the plane?
Watch out for Godzilla.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-24 10:51:52 EST (#)
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gaijin.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:12:47 EST (#)
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hopefully that will knock the racism out of you
Submitted by Professional_Peon (user info) at 2006-02-24 09:00:30 EST (#)
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I hear they have vending machines that spit out panties like candy.
Please take a pic of a hot chick using one.
Thanks.... and have fun
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:23:23 EST (#)
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Drunk!
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2006-02-24 08:07:32 EST (#)
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+2 San Reference.
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:46:53 EST (#)
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so?
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-24 07:35:42 EST (#)
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Good luck.
Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:19:21 EST (#)
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You dont know if they will have internet? Are you mad (+1)
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2006-02-24 05:09:20 EST (#)
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All the best mate.
Submitted by ozzy (user info) at 2006-02-24 04:58:01 EST (#)
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+2 for travel.
Remember, Mr Sparkle is NOT edible.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:57:55 EST (#)
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FUCK YOU, HANS BRIX!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:45:05 EST (#)
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good luck banging cute jap chicks.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2006-02-24 03:34:22 EST (#)
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You're going to japan and don't know if you get internet access? Grow up; japan is the technologically most advanced country of the world with broadband you won't get for 10 years already today...
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2006-02-24 02:16:51 EST (#)
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Have fun in the house of the rising sun.
Submitted by Phate (user info) at 2006-02-24 01:53:44 EST (#)
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You would think that you would put up a flattering picture of yourself.........
Oh, this is the most flattering one?
Sorry bout that.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2006-02-24 01:41:24 EST (#)
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+2 because i'm sure prostitution is legal in japan, which makes it a lot better than a lot of other places.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-24 01:13:22 EST (#)
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Forgot to add this
09034125056
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-24 01:09:56 EST (#)
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I know you`ll be far but fuck we gotta hang out ! I'm in Nagasaki right now until July !
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-24 00:08:53 EST (#)
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Ordinarily this would get no more than a 0 for lack of content, but this is probably the best post I've read today.
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:45:48 EST (#)
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We arways knew you was clazy, lound-eye. You have good time in Japan, joe.
You fuck all Japanese womenz and terr dem it be flom me. . . . .
Rotsa ruck. rorge...
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:35:03 EST (#)
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i beebed u
kinda
i hope a sumo rassler cruches yo ass
good luck in japland
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84497
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:31:31 EST (#)
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Ching chong chang!
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:26:37 EST (#)
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Wirriamson-san = +2
Join a Japanese motorcycle gang...they're pretty neat. One kept wanting me to join cause I'm pretty good with a bo-staff.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:20:33 EST (#)
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You know what it sounds like when an Asian chick goes down a slide...?
flip flip flip flip flip flip flip flip
Good luck mang.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:19:57 EST (#)
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good luck with all that. SUSHI 4 LIFE
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:19:51 EST (#)
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They love you long time!
Take care Dude, and pop in from time to time.
Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:18:20 EST (#)
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Hahaha-
I think we all know why you're going to Asia. Wow, though. Sounds vey vey intresting.
Submitted by erosion_rules (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:13:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:09:59 (#)
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We all know that you only go there because you're a perv who's obsessed with Japanese women.
I can't help but associate you with those insecure men who can't get regular vagina, so they resort to subservient Asian women.
But then again, you're only like, 14.
Have fun!
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Mmmm...subservient Asian women...
I guess I'm a perv too.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:13:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:11:51 (#)
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I haven't been here very long but, I'm gona miss your posts. I guess I'll have to read your earlier posts 'til you get back.
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It's not recommended but thanks.
Submitted by Oxymoron (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:11:51 EST (#)
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I haven't been here very long but, I'm gona miss your posts. I guess I'll have to read your earlier posts 'til you get back.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:09:59 EST (#)
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We all know that you only go there because you're a perv who's obsessed with Japanese women.
I can't help but associate you with those insecure men who can't get regular vagina, so they resort to subservient Asian women.
But then again, you're only like, 14.
Have fun!
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-23 23:09:54 EST (#)
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