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The Shamrock Open- The Glass Shillelagh (1542 hits)

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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2006-02-22 09:19:46 EST


http://www.ubersite.com/m/84295

The Glass Shillelagh


This is a title with a meaning that I identify with quite a bit. In fact I have written about the meaning of this term extensively on this site. If you were to type - a token of my infection - into the search field you would see that.

A successful life is happiness, I think most would agree to that statement and it seems simple enough for anyone to accomplish with some effort, but life is is a tricky journey.

Most everyone foolishly relies on something or someone to provide a false sense of security at weak points in their lives. "It" can be most anything; money-power-gambling-sex and booze are some of the popular crutches, mine happened to be drugs for quite a few years.


I really don't have the time to put something together properly so I have decided to give some examples of the Glamour and benefits of my particular glass shillelagh . It is not meant as a deterrent, because I know that shit doesn't work. you can listen to 500 ex-addicts horror stories and it wont change one fucking thing until a person decides they have found their end. So it is not a deterrent...it is my personally developed therapy that uber effectuates. And also the thought that while reading this some people may identify with it and feel like an asshole like I used to when I was using and some jack ass would be talking about his stupidity.

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I still find various paraphernalia and sometimes small amounts of squirreled away dope in my house. this after several years of being clean. Mostly in my cellar is where I find these things. The cellar was my place to freak. When I was way strung out, I had the wisdom to at least go downstairs so my family would not have to witness my meltaway.


Dope makes some people pull their hair out. I cannot explain why that is, but I am one of them. Not hair from the scalp mind you >insert bald joke here< but the major crevices. I would pull hairs from my nose, balls, armpits and my ass. You would think that it would hurt and I suppose it would have if I didn't have enough opiates to kill a horse swimming through my system.

I developed a very high tolerance very quickly but some doses would send me into the knee knocks and head nods. I would remain standing for these episodes and I rather enjoyed it. My head bobbing like a fag with slobber on my lips and my knees buckling involuntarily.

I would fall asleep at inappropriate times and snore viciously. At the movies, concerts, family gatherings, school functions, baseball games, doctors offices, restaurants, basically anywhere. I would just snap into a doze like a freaking narcoleptic.

The ridiculous amount of opiates I would feed my body would paralyze my bowels. I would have to rock on the hopper back and forth like an autistic gargoyle to shake loose a rock of foulness poisoning my body.


I would occasionally put my dick away before I was finished pissing. I was just so fucking numb that I did not know I wasn't finished. That is until I pissed my skivvies up.

Drug dealers who would make a lot of money off of me would refuse to do business with me. They were sure I was going to O.D. because of the insane amounts of their drugs I was using. Even when fucking drug dealers considered me a liability, I refused to address the issue.

I was willing to sell anything to feed my habit. I took my wives cd's and sold them for 2-3 bucks per piece. It may sound like a small transgression, but it is hard to understand how scummy you feel unless you have done something like that.

Hugs and Kisses,
MickGinny







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Submitted by 0rion (user info) at 2006-02-23 04:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-22 11:25:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because you were so kind on my post.

Good luck man. I haven't really been able to read this (glad I posted yesterday. Shit hit the fan this morning.) but I will try my best to come back and go through it/

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOO

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

AIDS junkie scum

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:30:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Errrm. Well. This didn't actually smile...but....uh...

Well I'm just not sure how to rate it, so have a +1. I think.

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-22 09:25:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment


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