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Rating: -0.12 on 58 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by TheSpook (View user info) at 2006-02-20 20:09:05 EST




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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-11-17 15:04:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Holy fucking gayness, Batman!

Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2006-09-21 17:02:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I O!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2006-09-20 09:41:33 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-26 11:13:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome content.

I cried.
I laughed.
It changed my life.


Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-09-19 03:32:11 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-09-18 14:10:53 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-09-18 07:17:20 (#)
Ranking: 2

england > america > norway or sweden as far as cumulative metal output

if you're talking about strictly modern metal then there aren't really many good bands coming from anywhere for the most part



Please let me of any good english bands. I've never heard of any. Recently, that is.



the only really quality modern metal bands coming from Britain are Akercocke and Anaal Nathrakh, and I think My Dying Bride has a new album out

Submitted by Nonentity (user info) at 2006-09-14 22:02:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You can't hurt me no matter what you do. You are an irrelevant internet persona to me and nothing more.





........Did your therapist give you that line?

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2006-09-14 21:37:47 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Who are you?

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-12 13:26:48 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

You can't hurt me no matter what you do. You are an irrelevant internet persona to me and nothing more.

Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-09-11 16:41:23 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You consider yourself one to judge?

Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2006-08-29 11:18:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like a normal guy.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:45:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

he looks like one of those ageing homosexuals that spend lots and lots of money on anti-wrinkle cream and skin peels in a desperate, but vain, attempt to look young.

especially around the eyes.

liberace.

it looks like just below out of camera you are doing 'jazz hands' and that this is your 'head shot' for your gay porn resume.



Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-31 11:11:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You just retalitory -2-ed me?

How old are you, 12?

PS> You look gay as gay gets.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-05-30 13:39:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Who's the latest homo?

Submitted by Misanthropic (user info) at 2006-05-30 13:37:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

The sort of face that I would love to pummel, complete with shit eating/cock smoking grin

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-05-30 13:37:07 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

you look like you can dance.



Submitted by Steve1989 (user info) at 2006-05-30 13:20:26 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

FUCK OFF WANKER

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-26 21:53:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Your wrong about the pistons. Also you look like the lead singer from the group "men at work"
















































zing

Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-05-26 11:22:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

you're not anywhere near as dark as fat tony.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-05-26 11:10:46 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-26 09:55:16 (#)
Ranking: 1

I got 7 people deported this week.
===
did you?

Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-09 07:27:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

geddit? 'no offense'? - like the Browns??? funny... sighs.

*walks away*


*walks back*

I love The Browns so much I even named my only begotten dog after them.... now I'm all sad and shit, 'cause he's dead.... fuck you Spook. I remember when Cleveland chased a jogger in the park and me and Big Steve laughed our guts out as he chased her 'round a big fucking bush and said, "oh, lady, c'mon, he's a boxer. Sure, he looks mean, but he only wants to cum on your leg."

Good times, good times...

*sighs... blinks.... wonders if his dog ever got laid..*



Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-05-09 07:15:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Motherfucker you look alot older than I thought.... no offense... LIKE THE BROWNS! GO BROWNS!! WOO!

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-05-08 23:19:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:56:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:34:31 (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm in clearwater. I saw you in Target.


I live in the appartments behind costco.
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Ummm...Spook....you don't mean the apartment complex that is synonomous with trees on the edge of the water do you?

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:55:19 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Why thank you. It was the gheyest picture I took.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:48:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

har har nice file picture. You look like the ghey guy from kids in the hall. Or werent they all ghey? yeah probally all ghey, they are caulnadian you know.

Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:34:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

I'm in clearwater. I saw you in Target.

Submitted by dooawop (user info) at 2006-05-08 22:27:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

You look like you got beat up at the bar again...sucka.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 09:51:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Fuck off Spook. I rated your post as it popped up on the MRR and I stand by my rating. No content. Utter shit. Boring title. You're accusing me of retaliatory ratings? Tell you what smartarse - find one instance where I've done that.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-04-25 07:57:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-26 11:13:54 (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome content.

I cried.
I laughed.
It changed my life.

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-04-25 07:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

I'm not generally a retaliatory rater, but given the quality of this post, I'll make an exception for you. And since you were so kind as to leave me a link, here's one relevant to your post.

http://www.hotornot.com/

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-17 09:44:55 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:40:45 (#)
Ranking: 0

God, you look familier. Do you live in central florida?



Close. I'm in Clearwater.

Submitted by little_miss_know_it_all (user info) at 2006-04-14 14:40:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

God, you look familier. Do you live in central florida?

Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2006-04-11 15:13:40 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Mmmmkay.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:40:50 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and i dont take people calling me gay as an insult. i have gay friends who are a lot better off in life than some lonely hillbilly like you.

call me gay, just dont call me you.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:39:30 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yeah you called that one you pathetic waste of life.

i had reviewed that and then you come and "call" that i'm going to review it. you're good.

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:32:20 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Ha! Did I call that one or what. Jesus.

You and Caulain should seriously think about marriage. What's the law in Quebec on same sex marriage Caul? I think you and Retro would make a very sweet couple.

Somehow I picture Caul as the dominant member of that party. Retrospect can make you plates of Cheese & fruit for breakfast for the rest of your natural lives.

And turdbabies! You can have turdbabies!

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:23:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

hey what the!

DAMN YOU POKEY! YOU GO TO HELL! YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE!

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:21:02 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

You do look pretty homo there dude. Caulain and Retrospect will probably be all over this.

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:20:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yu look like you just said, "thuper! thanth for athking!"

Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:18:18 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

yalo thar buttsecks?

Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:12:59 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

and as gay looking as a frenchman

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:09:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Mike00295 (user info) at 2006-04-11 14:09:27 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-04-11 13:51:36 (#)
Ranking: 2

Was it the Duke Women's Lacrosse team?
--
+2 for that.

Well done.


Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-03-30 11:16:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

And you can dance
For inspiration
Come on
I'm waiting


Get into the groove
Boy you've got to prove
Your love to me, yeah
Get up on your feet, yeah
Step to the beat
Boy what will it be

Music can be such a revelation
Dancing around you feel the sweet sensation
We might be lovers if the rhythm's right
I hope this feeling never ends tonight


Only when I'm dancing can I feel this free
At night I lock the doors, where no one else can see
I'm tired of dancing here all by myself
Tonight I wanna dance with someone else


Gonna get to know you in a special way
This doesn't happen to me every day
Don't try to hide it love wears no disguise
I see the fire burning in your eyes


Live out your fantasy here with me
Just let the music set you free
Touch my body, and move in time
Now I now you're mine

You've got to

now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
Now I know you're mine, now I know you're mine
You've got to



Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-26 11:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Awesome content.

I cried.
I laughed.
It changed my life.

Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-26 11:12:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:13:59 (#)
Ranking: 2

You look friendlier than your replies. Then again, only ugly people are nice on Uber.
___________________________________________________________
Caul, you must be the best-looking motherfucker in the universe.... :)


Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-26 10:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-23 14:51:56 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-23 13:15:56 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-23 12:25:52 (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm glad I don't waste my life watching movies like half this country.
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Way to waste your life on Ubersite. You are a winner!



Awww. Take a look in the mirror, dipshit. Enjoy your one sided polical facade on a pointless website.


Sorry if my reviews are hitting a little too close to home.
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Close to home? I am not the one bragging about not wasting time watching movies while wasting time postinng on the internet.


Haha, nice picture.

Maybe you should be wasting time with movies instead of posting pictures of your gay neighbor.

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

Great a picture....

Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're a homo

Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-21 06:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I imagined you being 50 odd with a grey combover and thick glasses!

Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:21:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Conor's a dick. This feels like a +2.

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Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

p i n c h e g r i n g o

Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-20 23:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:06:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Grudge for what? All it is a picture?

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 22:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Grudge:

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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:58:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No Comment

Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:31:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You framed it in black did you?

Submitted by ConorJS (user info) at 2006-02-20 21:19:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

No you're not.

I almost 0'd this because it would have been easie than scrolling down to -1, but without even a sentence to go with the picture, I have to say a -1 feels... right.

Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:14:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

You look like you belong on Blues Clues.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:13:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You look friendlier than your replies. Then again, only ugly people are nice on Uber.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2006-02-20 20:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Or about as smart as one.


Marge: It was a beautiful wedding. I've never seen Selma happier.

Homer: That reminds me -- Troy said something interesting last night
at the bar. Apparently he doesn't really love Selma and the
marriage is just a sham to help his career.

A Fish Called Selma