Dear Lisa, (874 hits)
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Submitted by Arnie Geddon <wolfgangbreihtenreiter.at.hotmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-02-20 06:32:57 EST
whilst your latest camwhore is kinda... above average, I have taken it upon myself to nominate the following:
Ducky, Crystle, Merlina, Pantarestupid, Circe, Forensic, Monkeypants, Professional Peon, Soley, MANICMOTHER, c1ndy, Neener, Wisher, Ghola, that girl from suud afrika, not that blond slut from NY, Tiger, Siren, Jeanneee, Rads_wife, Pentameter, Stin and williamson's mum as ever so slightly hotter in the ever so slightly hotter stakes. Hell, I'd even nominate rad, and he's got a beard.
So... the aforementioned list was in no particular order btw, but the upshot is; that being a relative noob and not being sure why you've been tarred with the ding-dong-the-witch-is-dead brush, (thank you williamson?), but if it's good enough for that goose MJ then it's good enough for this old German - who's bad!??
With the benefit of hindsight, (not having clicked the submit button), I'd also like to nominate Spam and Berty, both of whom have hair that moves, and Method, sure he's got a stubble but show me a Cretin... sorry, 'Cretian' wench who doesn't..
.. a song, Lisa, to hopefully imbue upon you my tolerance for those who don't have but wish too..
DISCLAIMER: I am drunk and whilst usually being grammatically proficient I have an alibi - "No, you cuntstable, D_R was not here tonight typing bollocks.."
See??
I rest my case. I also would like to take this opu.. oppur... opportuneai... ..... stupid word list.... i would like to say that Saxon's dog is an up-for-it bitch.
11 Open Up Your Heart and Let the Su.mp3 (4 MB) [audio/mpeg]
User Reviews
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2006-02-21 02:14:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wer bist du?
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-21 00:14:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:51:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell an alter
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 19:18:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, whilst funny this is an obvious attempt to "fit in with the Uber crowd". Whatever happened to writing a piece without name dropping or creating an uber drama?
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Arnie's an olde-tyme alter (i.e. Method) - just relax and enjoy the ride.
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:12:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:39:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:27:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a load of fucking gayetry. Enjoy your cock festival fags.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-20 15:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I smell an alter
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:39:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:27:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a load of fucking gayetry. Enjoy your cock festival fags.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:54:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
haha! n00bs
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a load of fucking gayetry. Enjoy your cock festival fags.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:52 (#)
Ranking: -2
What a load of fucking gayetry. Enjoy your cock festival fags.
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:54:13 (#)
Ranking: 2
haha! n00bs
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:45:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
it's better when you spell it cretin.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:27:27 EST (#)
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howd you know I was Cretan
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What a load of fucking gayetry. Enjoy your cock festival fags.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thanks arnie. you always were my favourite alter.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2006-02-20 12:03:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 10:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha! n00bs
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:29:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:45:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, whilst funny this is an obvious attempt to "fit in with the Uber crowd". Whatever happened to writing a piece without name dropping or creating an uber drama?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84175
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why, hello, dipshit, I'm trying to fit in...
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These people hate people who fit in. Or people who don't fit in. Or people who post anything other than shitty cut&paste mspaint stories. I smell an alter.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:57:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post is kind of a waste of time. Seems like something that should go in a review.
Submitted by inbreakingnewsT.A.N. (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:50:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:42:57 (#)
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Meh, whilst funny this is an obvious attempt to "fit in with the Uber crowd". Whatever happened to writing a piece without name dropping or creating an uber drama?
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and me..
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:49:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:42:57 (#)
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Meh, whilst funny this is an obvious attempt to "fit in with the Uber crowd". Whatever happened to writing a piece without name dropping or creating an uber drama?
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me too...
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:49:34 EST (#)
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*site
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:49:10 EST (#)
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What your saying is, I don't think I have the talent to be liked on this sight so instead I will suck some cock and lick some ass.
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:48:59 EST (#)
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fruit roll ups is a good answer, Lisa, omg you've got a sense of humour...
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:46:11 EST (#)
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I read this three times and I'm still not entirely sure what it's about. But the answer to your question is "fruit roll-ups."
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:45:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, whilst funny this is an obvious attempt to "fit in with the Uber crowd". Whatever happened to writing a piece without name dropping or creating an uber drama?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84175
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why, hello, dipshit, I'm trying to fit in...
Submitted by ArnieGeddon (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:44:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
shit, Munkey, I'm sorry, it's with a 'u'. I saw it and shrugged but then I'm listening to In Your Honor by teh Foo Fighters and I started to feel guilty.. stupid emotions...
Submitted by claymation_dude (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Meh, whilst funny this is an obvious attempt to "fit in with the Uber crowd". Whatever happened to writing a piece without name dropping or creating an uber drama?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84175
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-20 06:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Hair that moves' - Berty is gonna love that.