Hare (2119 hits)
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Submitted by MickGinny (View user info) at 2006-02-17 15:22:15 EST
I suppose it is some sort of new style for "men" to spend time arranging their hair to make it appear as if they have just woke up and rolled out from under a pile of newspapers. Every guy I see lately it seems has a head of hobo hair.
1) If you are a man, it is ghey to style your hair. Real men run a 59 cent black pocket comb through their hair ONCE in the morning. Unless you are ghey, then it is expected that you will primp like a woman for hours. If you are ghey then see #2
2) it is idiotic to style your hair to make it look like a tumble weed.
If you transcend manliness as I do, you shave your head with a single blade razor that comes in a bag of 10 for 2.99.
This is how the world sees you...Fag.
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Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-03-21 22:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you transcend manliness as I do, you shave your head with a single blade razor that comes in a bag of 10 for 2.99.
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I transcend Manliness as well.
Hail, fellow man.
Submitted by swedishgenius (user info) at 2006-02-21 08:09:00 EST (#)
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i stile mein esseil hare
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:50:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:00:08 (#)
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What kind of man worries/cares about other men's hair........
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me, i care. i am a fag that cares about other mens hair.
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-20 14:00:08 EST (#)
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What kind of man worries/cares about other men's hair........
Submitted by MisterMojoRisin (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What kind of fag combs his hair? Wake up, take a shower (sometimes)wash hair and then leave. I ain't got no time for this comb bullshit. But then again I'm a longhair. My hair naturally looks like I slept in a pile of leaves.
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2006-02-20 08:39:56 EST (#)
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Tried to mail you regarding the Shamrock Open but it no worky and I got message back so just a heads up:
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Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:48:57 EST (#)
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Gary Busey is a hunk!
Submitted by RamenNoodle (user info) at 2006-02-18 14:27:47 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-18 12:59:25 EST (#)
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What the fuck is a "comb"?
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-18 12:46:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tossers
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-18 10:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man that episode of Bugs Bunny was awesome.
Here's one for you: The one where the dog has the flea jumping around on his back and using pick axes and shit...all the time singing "There'll be food around the corner Food around the corner! Food around the corner for me!"
Elmer says "If you don't stop scwatching I'm giving you a bath!" and the dog is trying to not scratch and turns purple and polka dot and plaid and shit then kicks the cat in the head and the cat goes to work on the dogs back...
fucking awesome.
what was this post about? Hare? oh yeah...I was totally expecting HAR HAR RABBIT.
Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2006-02-18 10:18:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're just jealous because you don't have any hair.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2006-02-18 07:42:39 EST (#)
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I've noticed this trend as well. What looks "pimp" to some younger guys looks like a dead squirrel to me.
Mach three baby. Lather it up and shave it off. Nothing better than my freshly shaven dome.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-18 05:10:53 EST (#)
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really?? that's incredible, yet again i have created a fashion. i haven't brushed my hair in thirty years. i lead, the rest follow
i was also responsible for the fashion in exposed bum cracks
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-17 18:51:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:27:26 (#)
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I always liked that big hairy thing from the Bugs Bunny cartoons
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:28:55 (#)
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Whoa whoa whoa, Shawn Michaels was a pimp back in the day. The Rockers were untouchable.
The first 2 things I thought.
That being said, this is my daily hair care. Wake up. Put on hat. Tuck excess behind ear. Leave.
I maybe get 1 haircut a year. Partly because I'm lazy, partly because I'm too lazy to care.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:26:09 EST (#)
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You tell him Frenchie!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/84198
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:19:48 EST (#)
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You're just jealous because we have hair : http://www.ubersite.com/m/64953
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:10:34 EST (#)
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For the Category.
And the Oragutun, who looks like Don King in South Park)
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:09:14 EST (#)
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Gossamer is too awesome for words. I've got a Gossamer t-shirt that is too big for me. I knew it was when I bought it but I couldn't pass up the opportunity to have one.
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-17 16:04:07 EST (#)
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Needs more Brett Michaels.
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:42:03 EST (#)
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Laughed my ass off at tumble weed.
Where's the chocolates?
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was great.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:37:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:34:31 (#)
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is one of those gary busci?
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yes, bottom right.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:35:20 EST (#)
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HBK looks terrible there. Or awesome, depending on the decade.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:34:31 EST (#)
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is one of those gary busci?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:33:40 EST (#)
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and am I the only one that was expecting "Ha Ha Hare?"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:32:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:27:26 (#)
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I always liked that big hairy thing from the Bugs Bunny cartoons
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"Monsters are the most innnnnnnteresting people, dontcha think??"
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:32:36 EST (#)
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Positive.
http://hbk4lyfe.tripod.com/covers.htm
Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:31:10 EST (#)
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Are you guys sure that is Shawn Michaels and not that guy from Poison?
Submitted by Jacobt26 (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:29:56 EST (#)
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I suppose it is some sort of new style for "men" to spend time arranging their hair to make it appear as if they have just woke up and rolled out from under a pile of newspapers
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I did just wake up and roll out from under a pile of papers, none newspapers though.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:28:55 EST (#)
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Whoa whoa whoa, Shawn Michaels was a pimp back in the day. The Rockers were untouchable.
Having said that, I would also like to mention that I shave my head or cut it very short with my own clippers (because spending money on a haircut is for fags) never using more than one guard. And that kid in the upper right corner is the DEFINITION of self-important emo pillow-biters.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:27:37 EST (#)
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OH man, this is going to drive me nuts. . . is that Shawn Michaels?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:27:26 EST (#)
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I always liked that big hairy thing from the Bugs Bunny cartoons
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:24:31 EST (#)
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haa!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:24:19 EST (#)
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I have 4 swastikas tattooed on my head. I got them when I did time in the big house. So I keep my dome clean, lest them niggers get uppity.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:23:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 15:23:00 EST (#)
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