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Submitted by Amorphous (View user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:35 EST
Andrew Jackson went into battle with his hand in the air to keep his blood from pooling in his arm.
RRRRR Orgasmatron! I can do poetry well goodly!
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
sugar is sweet,
so FUCK YOU!
RRRR Fat Tony! I can be a racist! Nigga nigga nigga jigga mah nigga. Yo, I'm fucking fatass.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRR BEEB I CAN DRAW COLOURFUL CARTOONS! I CAN EJACULATE ON HIPPOS! I CAN CUT OFF MY LEG AND BE A TIGERLILLY!
RRRRRR Kracka! I can be black too! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GO BLACK PEOPLE! I LOVE THOSE GUYS! (Please disregard Fat Tony)RRRRR Zoidberg! I can be a homersexual! I'm tho fabulouth! RRRRR Electro I can be autistic! FJKjlkdjfj ldsfk jfjalj sjf! Fajfah nurr ujjick alito ambo nurro jooh kekekeke y helo thar!
OOOOOOOOOOOOH SNAP!
I just realized that FUCKING ANTS are crawling on the ground! SHIT! FUCK ANTS! Get out of my office! I hate ants because they're black. Not really. I love ants, and I love Colin Powell, so I'm not a racist.
UBERSITE IS GOING TO HELL IN A HANDBASKET! YEs sir Yes SIr tTHree bags full sir!
Andrew Jackson hated Indians. He sent them on the Trail of Tears. FUCK ANDREW JACKSON! He's Gayer than AIDS!
first post first post fist post fist post fist post fist me fist me fist me mistress fist, you're so hot. I would love you a long time. I would know how to treat you!
Psycho groupie cocaine crazy
Psycho groupie cocaine crazy
Psycho gropie cocaine makes you high, makes you high, makes you want to post on Uber and -2DIE.
OOOH LOOK AT ME I LOVE POLITICS! NURRRRR.
RAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I'm a fierce and scary lioun. Liouns are dead smexy. I enjoy making love to them.
Mickginny is an Irishman, therefore he is cool.
Malapportionment.
Rotten.
Gay. Ghey.
You're gay.
No'm Not, Nam!
Nam? Vietnam! Bush served in Vietnam! He shot dead dem asian menz! And then he joined the skull and bones, and drank the blood out of Prescott Bush's skull.
Queen Elizabeth II is a beautiful woman. HAHAHAHA Prince Harry is going to Iraq! FUCK HIM WOOOO!
Michael Jackson touches little boys in their no-no places. Then he presses his self destruct button...you know what happens after that! Wink wink, nudge nudge.
Who needs +2s?! Anyone?
Come on! Anyone need any +2s?
+2+2+2+2+2
There's no subliminal messages.
Pat Robertson makes out with sheep.
Please +2 this! If you don't, mommy will make me swallow my own balls and spit them back up all gooey!
Fellation?
+2.
Die.
Please.
Rifles suck.
User Reviews
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-19 23:39:17 EST (#)
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suckers
Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-16 22:15:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:03:35 EST (#)
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HOLY COW POOP I SPELLED THE 4rd MORPH WRONG.
I am a very good alter. I'm very creative. I piss vinegar.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:02:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:46:45 (#)
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yeah, whose later are you?
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See ya LATER.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-16 16:14:44 EST (#)
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It takes a special kind of weirdo to pull shit like this out of his ass.
I should +2, but.... no
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:46:45 EST (#)
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yeah, whose later are you?
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:46:07 EST (#)
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This was the gayest post since your mom.
Submitted by EchoBoxing (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:18:10 EST (#)
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this is just retarded enough to be funny. it's tough to walk that line.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:06:05 EST (#)
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Hey, it just taught me how to be multiorgasmic.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:24:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:22:23 (#)
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Your mom can see me coming from a mile away, too.
That's usually the closest I can get before I skeet, lest my heavy god-like load kills her with its force and savagery.
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Or it's because that's the closest you can get to a woman's genitals before you blow your load.
Premature ejaculation is nothing to be ashamed of Orgasmatron...
Actually yeah it is....Go hide in your shame corner.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:22:23 EST (#)
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Your mom can see me coming from a mile away, too.
That's usually the closest I can get before I skeet, lest my heavy god-like load kills her with its force and savagery.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:21:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:38 (#)
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Use the matron to get the orgasm, silly.
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I saw that coming from a mile away.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:16:38 EST (#)
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Use the matron to get the orgasm, silly.
Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:13:42 EST (#)
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Made me smile. +1
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:08:05 EST (#)
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The meaning in this piece lived up to your name.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:07:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:06:38 (#)
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Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:00:10 (#)
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Orgasmatron, your poetry gives me orgasms.
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Damnittohell. It's supposed to give you MATRONS.
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A matron? What the fuck do I want with a matron? I want an ORGASM.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:07:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:03:39 (#)
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This is too filled with Ubervet stuff to be a first post.
Seriously, who are you?
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Who am I? Who am I? I'm Jean Valjeeeeaaaaan!
Perhaps one day I may reveal myself. Until now...Amorphous oot!
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:06:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:00:10 (#)
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Orgasmatron, your poetry gives me orgasms.
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Damnittohell. It's supposed to give you MATRONS.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:03:39 EST (#)
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This is too filled with Ubervet stuff to be a first post.
Seriously, who are you?
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:00:10 EST (#)
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Orgasmatron, your poetry gives me orgasms.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:59:30 EST (#)
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Stop trying to suck my dick.
Submitted by Snowynorth (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:59:27 EST (#)
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Paula Abdul is fairly old, she must work out.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:58:27 EST (#)
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But auto +2 namedrop again.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:58:16 EST (#)
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-2 for sounding like you've been here for a while, despite this being your first post.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:57:32 EST (#)
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Auto +2 namedrop.
Freak.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:55:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:53:05 (#)
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Now who's alter are you?
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What the hell are you talking about? Are you high, son?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:53:05 EST (#)
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Now who's alter are you?
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:53:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:49:38 (#)
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+2 for attitude, Amorphous!
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I love you so much, v8lover, I take back everything I said. I want to meet up with you and maybe hook up! What do you think? :) (gay)
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You mean you want to be my "friend"? I like "friends" -= A LOT! =- Bring V8!
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Woo! I need sexual healing. I'll be sure to bring V8 and Snapple Apple.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:51:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:49:58 (#)
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The spiral picture + 3D glasses + moving back and forth = awesome
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I love Weasuls! I masturbate regularly with ferrets, and I don't think Weasuls are any different. It's so Spiral...almost like Spiral Abraxis. I'm not him, though.
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:51:23 EST (#)
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Nice!
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:49:58 EST (#)
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The spiral picture + 3D glasses + moving back and forth = awesome.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:49:38 EST (#)
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+2 for attitude, Amorphous!
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I love you so much, v8lover, I take back everything I said. I want to meet up with you and maybe hook up! What do you think? :) (gay)
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You mean you want to be my "friend"? I like "friends" -= A LOT! =- Bring V8!
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:43:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:41:13 (#)
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only for the psychedelic picture. those get me every time.
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OH I GOTCHA U
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:41:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:40:09 (#)
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+2 for attitude, Amorphous!
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I love you so much, v8lover, I take back everything I said. I want to meet up with you and maybe hook up! What do you think? :) (gay)
Submitted by ubetidid (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:41:13 EST (#)
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only for the psychedelic picture. those get me every time.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:40:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:37:10 (#)
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that was a whole lotta random.
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Inion de Trua is extremely attractive, because she +2ed me.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:40:09 EST (#)
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+2 for attitude, Amorphous!
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:39:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:36:19 (#)
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HAHA watch the rating for this crap drop from +2 to 0.5
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Hey, nice fucking life numbnuts. Why don't YOU make a goddamn post, retard? Mine will be infinitely better than yours, no matter what.
I dare you, bitch. Post post post post.
Drink down your V8 and get to posting!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:37:10 EST (#)
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that was a whole lotta random.
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:36:19 EST (#)
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HAHA watch the rating for this crap drop from +2 to 0.5
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:33:17 EST (#)
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I can see that you are obviously insecure about your penile size, Mr. Blitzkrieg Bob.
DO YOU SUPPORT THE BLITZKRIEG, YOU NAZI?
WOOO FUCK POLAND
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:31:10 EST (#)
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This was fun to read.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:29:15 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by v8lover (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:26:41 EST (#)
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This is one of the posts that is ruining Ubersite.
Brainless, pointless, clueless
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:25:06 EST (#)
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You forgot me.
Tantouse.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:23:45 EST (#)
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you rock at life. or at least uber.
Submitted by ThatsGodToYouBitches (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:23:07 EST (#)
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+2 for the System reference
Submitted by weasul (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:18:19 EST (#)
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I don't know what to say.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:17:02 EST (#)
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Thank you for NOT mentioning me. I don't need any more grief today
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:17:00 EST (#)
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GET OUT OF MY HEAD