OK, Fine!!! I'm coming clean on this whole charade! (2692 hits)
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Submitted by MistressFist <mistressfist.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2006-02-16 12:00:38 EST
Thanks Method. I'm coming out of the closet now.
I hope you are happy.
This is my big secret, everyone.
I am not an alter. I am not Urbane. But I have an EVEN bigger secret.
Wait for it.....................
User Reviews
Submitted by NotSteve (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:16:08 EST (#)
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Runaway bride?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:41:51 EST (#)
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-2 Alter
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:45:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:42:22 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:39:27 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:37:34 (#)
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MistressFist+Leilani+Electro=Autistic Lesbian Cupcakes
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You simply cannot get THAT at a bakery, can ya?
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I can...but you have to drive down to the GOOD bakery.
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Yeah try carlo's bake shop in hoboken. They also have teh roxxor cannolis!
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:42:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:39:27 (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:37:34 (#)
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MistressFist+Leilani+Electro=Autistic Lesbian Cupcakes
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You simply cannot get THAT at a bakery, can ya?
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I can...but you have to drive down to the GOOD bakery.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:39:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:37:34 (#)
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MistressFist+Leilani+Electro=Autistic Lesbian Cupcakes
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You simply cannot get THAT at a bakery, can ya?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:37:34 EST (#)
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MistressFist+Leilani+Electro=Autistic Lesbian Cupcakes
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:35:17 EST (#)
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yes leilani. and we both want a piece of you. i just want to cuddle, but mr. electro wants to eat you with some ketchup.
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-17 09:28:17 EST (#)
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OMG!!!! Mr.Fist=ELECTRO!!!1
Submitted by The_Cyst_Master (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:28:15 EST (#)
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Electro's got some sweet tits.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-16 17:51:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 15:35:02 EST (#)
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I hope Electro likes me. Kisses lovey. I miss you.
Submitted by Astropath (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:11:26 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:08:02 (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:04:53 (#)
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tiger - i learned most of my whoremouthed remarks in girlscouts, maybe she was like an uberbrownie at some point.
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I was a brownie in girl scouts.
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Yessss...slutty Girl Scouts rock.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:10:53 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/84140
here assholes. lunch on this, cockpits!
Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:06:19 EST (#)
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I like your pearl necklace.
Submitted by Blinkish (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:04:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:39:18 (#)
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So...is the rumor about "Downer's Dong" true?
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BAhahahahahahahaaahh holy fuck I almost choked on my sandwich.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:03:25 EST (#)
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Im calling bullshit . First , the dude in that shot is dead http://www.ubersite.com/m/83327
and b...............
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....................................you're a fucking amazon..... are you aj's sister ?
Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-16 14:03:03 EST (#)
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Dear God, I hope your real husband never discovers Ubersite.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:48:54 EST (#)
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aren't they supposed to smell like feta and olives?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:43:17 EST (#)
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Only a +1 because your infatuation with Shlongy seems to be waning...
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:41:03 EST (#)
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feta and that weird vinegary smell that greeks have is hot
ok i'm stopping now
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:40:53 EST (#)
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I got fired from my last job for having phone sex with Method on the company dime. WHOOPS! TEE HEE!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:40:20 EST (#)
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MF, check your mail, slutbomb
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:39:32 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:35:11 (#)
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dude, I'd totally have phone sex with Method
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I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:38:48 EST (#)
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This is losing steam...
Nobody is going to ban you for posting twice a day.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:38:24 EST (#)
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new jersey alters unite?
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:35:11 EST (#)
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dude, I'd totally have phone sex with Method
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:33:38 EST (#)
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Method wants phone sex with BAMF?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:30:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:27:41 (#)
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no no, I'll make it even easier, I'll stop by with the wife for a tarot reading. you let me know where and I'll be there.
I mean come on this is your simplest proof yet.
you can email me info at uberbadassmofo.at.gmail.com
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Or just give Method a call. I know he really wants to have phone sex with you.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:27:41 EST (#)
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no no, I'll make it even easier, I'll stop by with the wife for a tarot reading. you let me know where and I'll be there.
I mean come on this is your simplest proof yet.
you can email me info at uberbadassmofo.at.gmail.com
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:26:44 EST (#)
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well, BAMF, seeing as Leilani is your alter, and MF is Urbanes alter, looks like youre going to get a face full of rotting oyster
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:25:50 EST (#)
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getting REAL boring, now
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:25:03 EST (#)
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BAMF - you're on. As long as Leilani comes too. It would be hard to explain to Electro why I am meeting you alone. He's very possessive and has threatened to eat me (not in the good way) if I get out of line.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:24:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:23:44 (#)
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BMF YOU TOTALLY GOTTA GO FOR THE THREESOME
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Do it! Do it! That's hot.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:24:26 EST (#)
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so that'd be like me jerking off while you tongue my ass?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:23:44 EST (#)
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BMF YOU TOTALLY GOTTA GO FOR THE THREESOME
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:22:45 EST (#)
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wow, i cant believe you used the 1 post per day excuse - that was so lame, just post the shit and be done with it
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:22:44 EST (#)
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there is really only one way to solve this, seeing as I am only 15 minutes from you we're going to have to meet.
Perhaps I can arrange it so that we meet the same day I meet with leilani and I can get pictures of all 3 of us.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:22:20 EST (#)
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I've also got myself into A LOT of trouble more than once when you combine me + Alcohol + chicks wearing any sort of Shoulderless top.
But that's a whole other story.
+2 because now I've got a lovely mental image of those Mamorie (sp) glands.
In conclusion
Free the Haddonfield two! w00t! w00t!
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:21:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:19:58 (#)
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Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:21 (#)
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HELLO - MCFLY - Use your camera and take a picture.
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It's 1 post per day, ass.
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I dont think anyone would care if you posted twice in one day.
Just do it and shut up already.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:19:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:21 (#)
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HELLO - MCFLY - Use your camera and take a picture.
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It's 1 post per day, ass.
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:18:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:10 (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:12:32 (#)
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I just know your husband is staring straight at your tit's in that picture.
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He's more of an ass man.
But thanks though, they did look nice that day.
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I've never understood that asses are nice an' all but titties are well let's me honest the only thing good could've done to make titties better would've been to give women more of them. Like that bitch for Total Recall. If that's what what happens when you send colenist to Mars and starve them of Oxygen. I say increase that Nasa Funding now!
Come on people lets make it happen!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:18:24 EST (#)
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BAHAHA
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:18:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:21 (#)
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HELLO - MCFLY - Use your camera and take a picture.
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The best thing about this person is he/she is an alter. Ha.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:18:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:16 (#)
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hahahahahahahaahah
You are SOOOOOOOO an alter, you can't even get your nationality right! You told me you were Italian.
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My hubby is Italian, you ass. Not me. But many people mistake me for Italian.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:17:39 EST (#)
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I love lamp
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:21 (#)
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HELLO - MCFLY - Use your camera and take a picture.
it wont happen, i guarantee it. All we're going to get is rehashed wedding pictures and excuses about how her dog shit on her camera or something
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:21 EST (#)
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HELLO - MCFLY - Use your camera and take a picture.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:16:16 EST (#)
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hahahahahahahaahah
You are SOOOOOOOO an alter, you can't even get your nationality right! You told me you were Italian.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:15:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:13 (#)
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MF, you're such a hottie. I love italian girls
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I'm actually German and Austrian. But thanks, you insincere knob gobbler.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:10:04 (#)
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"Lapping Tongue of Autistic Death"
<dies>
I really need to start coming up with these under my other name....Just to see if Method still loves them.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:12:24 (#)
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WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME SELFISH????
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I don't. I call you obnoxious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:13 EST (#)
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MF, you're such a hottie. I love italian girls
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:14:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:12:32 (#)
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I just know your husband is staring straight at your tit's in that picture.
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He's more of an ass man.
But thanks though, they did look nice that day.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:13:46 EST (#)
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KNOCK KNOCK
WHOS THERE
I EAT MOP
I EAT MOP WHO?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:13:41 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Maybe THIS will make Method shut the fuck up?
Submitted by mbstateside (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:12:32 EST (#)
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I just know your husband is staring straight at your tit's in that picture.
At least I would be.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:12:24 EST (#)
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WHY DOES EVERYONE CALL ME SELFISH????
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:11:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:10:04 (#)
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"Lapping Tongue of Autistic Death"
<dies>
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It's a whole lot fucking better than the "Lazy Tongue of Selfish Greek"
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:10:44 EST (#)
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but Top Dog is in Cherry Hill on Rte 70
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:10:04 EST (#)
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"Lapping Tongue of Autistic Death"
<dies>
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:09:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:06:19 (#)
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only some TL, I'm sitting in an office with someone that lived in Haddonfield for 10 years and getting questions that are known mainly by those living in Haddonfield.
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Exactly. I've lived there for 1 year. And I don't consider myself a townie...I hardly go into the center of town. So that's why I don't know the answers.
I was at Top Dog last night though.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:09:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:01:22 (#)
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HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A GIANT!
She just wanted ol Electro in position to pleasure her with his Lapping Tongue of Autistic Death.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:06:19 EST (#)
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only some TL, I'm sitting in an office with someone that lived in Haddonfield for 10 years and getting questions that are known mainly by those living in Haddonfield.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:05:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:03:21 (#)
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Is Haddonfield a dry town?
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Actually, yes you are right. The restaurants can serve alcohol, but there are no official bars or liquor stores in Haddonfield. I get confused on that since my mailing addy is Haddonfield but we are zoned as Westmont. Totally confusing. My in laws same thing, but they are considered Haddon Heights.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:04:45 EST (#)
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can't these questions just be googled?
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:04:25 EST (#)
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Hehehehe - anything that makes retrospect throw up is OK by me. Say something else, maybe you can make him shit himself.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:03:21 EST (#)
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Is Haddonfield a dry town?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:02:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:00:06 (#)
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i just threw up
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Good. You probably need to lose some weight anyway, Fatty McFatterson.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:01:50 EST (#)
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Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:30:56 (#)
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Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:24:53 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:51 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:17:22 (#)
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everyone and their mother has a camera phone now, snap a picture with an uber sign.
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Well I just got mine. I finally upgraded my 3 year old phone.
Next post I will have the photo for you stupid asslickers.
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Why wait? Do it now.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:00:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:58:16 (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:55:42 (#)
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HAHAHAHA! +2 for Electro
I don't think you're an alter and even if you are I can't say that I care. I think you're hilarious and you're doing a pretty good job handling all the people who are giving you a hard time. Just remember - this is all just part of the fun of Ubersite.
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I emailed Jeffrey and he said it would be OK if I eat you out. As long as he can watch while he's rubbing his pee pee and pooper hole.
Thanks Jeannne. I loves me some of you.
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i just threw up
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:58:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:55:42 (#)
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HAHAHAHA! +2 for Electro
I don't think you're an alter and even if you are I can't say that I care. I think you're hilarious and you're doing a pretty good job handling all the people who are giving you a hard time. Just remember - this is all just part of the fun of Ubersite.
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I emailed Jeffrey and he said it would be OK if I eat you out. As long as he can watch while he's rubbing his pee pee and pooper hole.
Thanks Jeannne. I loves me some of you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:55:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHA! +2 for Electro
I don't think you're an alter and even if you are I can't say that I care. I think you're hilarious and you're doing a pretty good job handling all the people who are giving you a hard time. Just remember - this is all just part of the fun of Ubersite.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:54:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:52:15 (#)
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A short questionnaire:
1. At the corner of 70 and Kings Highway there is a golf shop it used to be another sports store...what was it?
2. There is a gym named after a famous sports player, it is behind a bowling alley....what is it called/ who is it named after?
3. What is the Hadrasourous?
4. Haddonfield is the birthplace of what popular outdoor activity...and who started it?
5. What goes 'under' Haddonfield as opposed to thru it?
6. How many bars are there in Haddonfield?
You have 90 seconds to prove you are not an alter.
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Dude, I moved here a fucking year ago. I don't know all this shit. This does not prove anything.
But the first dino was discovered in Haddonfield in the US. That's the Hadrasorous. I know of like 2 bars - Pat's Place and PJ Whelihans. I don't know the others.
Submitted by Confuzitron (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:54:37 EST (#)
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<sniff>
You smell that, guys?
<sniffs again>
Smells like heat!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:52:15 EST (#)
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A short questionnaire:
1. At the corner of 70 and Kings Highway there is a golf shop it used to be another sports store...what was it?
2. There is a gym named after a famous sports player, it is behind a bowling alley....what is it called/ who is it named after?
3. What is the Hadrasourous?
4. Haddonfield is the birthplace of what popular outdoor activity...and who started it?
5. What goes 'under' Haddonfield as opposed to thru it?
6. How many bars are there in Haddonfield?
You have 90 seconds to prove you are not an alter.
Submitted by Amorphous (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:47:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gay as AIDS, beotch.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:47:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:44:54 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm one of the few americans around here that isn't on meds, according to Caul, thank you very much.
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What? Not counting the Rogaine and the Hormone Replacement Therapy, you fucking tranny bald fag?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:44:54 EST (#)
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I'm one of the few americans around here that isn't on meds, according to Caul, thank you very much.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:44:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:42:40 (#)
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I do believe this is your Uberbaptism by fire, lil lady.
You had it waaaaaay too easy coming in here. Let's see what sort of stuff you're really made of = )
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Lick nuts, douche nozzle.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:44:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:42:40 (#)
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I do believe this is your Uberbaptism by fire, lil lady.
You had it waaaaaay too easy coming in here. Let's see what sort of stuff you're really made of = )
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Who gave Method his depression medicine?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:42:40 EST (#)
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I do believe this is your Uberbaptism by fire, lil lady.
You had it waaaaaay too easy coming in here. Let's see what sort of stuff you're really made of = )
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:42:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:38:26 (#)
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original??? coming form the person that says "teh" "on noes" "cries emo tears" "needs more rape"
why would i have to come up with anything other than the truth. UGLY
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Just admit that you are jealous.
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:39:21 EST (#)
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Someone's actually calling themselves "UberGirl"? What the gay?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36865
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:39:18 EST (#)
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So...is the rumor about "Downer's Dong" true?
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:38:26 EST (#)
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original??? coming form the person that says "teh" "on noes" "cries emo tears" "needs more rape"
why would i have to come up with anything other than the truth. UGLY
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:35:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:32:52 (#)
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if you're not an alter i can honestly say you are one of the ugliest brides i have EVER seen.
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Oh noes, <cries emo tears>! You said I am ugly! Oh noes!
<runs off to commit suicide>
Be original, asspounder.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
if you're not an alter i can honestly say you are one of the ugliest brides i have EVER seen.
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:30:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:24:53 (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:51 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:17:22 (#)
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everyone and their mother has a camera phone now, snap a picture with an uber sign.
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Well I just got mine. I finally upgraded my 3 year old phone.
Next post I will have the photo for you stupid asslickers.
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Why wait? Do it now. Alters suck. I hate them.
Submitted by UberGirl (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:24:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:51 (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:17:22 (#)
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everyone and their mother has a camera phone now, snap a picture with an uber sign.
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Well I just got mine. I finally upgraded my 3 year old phone.
Next post I will have the photo for you stupid asslickers.
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Why wait? Do it now. Alters suck. I hate them.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:24:30 EST (#)
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....did apollo stop taking his birth control?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:23:38 EST (#)
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oh man I asked for it this time, didn't I?
I shall batten down the hatches in preparation for the MF storm that is about to descend upon my ass
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:22:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:20:42 (#)
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Make sure it says "Methods dick is the star of the show"!!
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Nope sorry. It will have your name included, but I'm not into false advertising.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:20:42 EST (#)
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Make sure it says "Methods dick is the star of the show"!!
Cupcake rape, indeed
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:20:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:46 (#)
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it's mostly because you are shit.
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there's a lot of truth in that.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:17:22 (#)
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everyone and their mother has a camera phone now, snap a picture with an uber sign.
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Well I just got mine. I finally upgraded my 3 year old phone.
Next post I will have the photo for you stupid asslickers.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:12:27 (#)
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...should I just start posting shit like this to get readers? My name is no longer a hook. I can barely get 15 to 20 reviews a post nowadays. ""
it's mostly because you are shit.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:18:08 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:16:50 (#)
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oh please, Electro would never be caught dead playing a shitty game like that! He makes his own quality top of the line games
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He's right. His graphics almost top the original Nintendo.
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Yeah. He finally figured out the 6-bit technology that makes the original NES a powerhouse.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:19:07 EST (#)
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now i miss my digital camera. i drunkenly dropped it :( i'ma go cry for my loss now, thanks for the reminders.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:18:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:16:50 (#)
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oh please, Electro would never be caught dead playing a shitty game like that! He makes his own quality top of the line games
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He's right. His graphics almost top the original Nintendo.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:17:22 EST (#)
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everyone and their mother has a camera phone now, snap a picture with an uber sign.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:17:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:15:18 (#)
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Because that is all I have saved on my work computer! I don't have a computer at home right now. My husband Electro crashed them all playing internet pokemon.
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Ok, that was funny.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:17:16 EST (#)
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OMG, liek I totally don't have a digital camera!!!!11
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:16:50 EST (#)
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oh please, Electro would never be caught dead playing a shitty game like that! He makes his own quality top of the line games
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:15:18 EST (#)
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Because that is all I have saved on my work computer! I don't have a computer at home right now. My husband Electro crashed them all playing internet pokemon.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:12:47 EST (#)
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WHY IS IT THAT ALL WE EVER SEE ARE WEDDING PICTURES????
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:12:27 EST (#)
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...should I just start posting shit like this to get readers? My name is no longer a hook. I can barely get 15 to 20 reviews a post nowadays.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:12:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:11:39 (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:55 (#)
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fuck giants midgets get what they want because they earned it
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Tim, you're my goddam hero.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:12:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:15 (#)
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But why won't you just hold a sign saying Uber or something?
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Because I am fucking lazy. That's it. But I have a cameraphone now, which makes it easier than trying to figure out how to upload from my dig camera. So maybe I will now.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:11:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:55 (#)
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fuck giants midgets get what they want because they earned it
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Tim, you're my goddam hero.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:10:53 EST (#)
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Because she's enjoying this waaay too much.
At least that's my opinion. And my opinion counts, right?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:10:05 EST (#)
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Still not buying the D's.
But this is amusing.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:55 EST (#)
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fuck giants midgets get what they want because they earned it
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:06:52 (#)
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I'm standing on a staircase, you idiots. 2 steps above my darling husband Electro. It was a candid shot from the photog at the wedding.
Eat it, bitches.
I may look sweet, but that's about the extent of my sweetness.
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I'm going to go with the idea that you are a giant because big women make my penis engorge with blood.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:31 EST (#)
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Ok, I believe you.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:15 EST (#)
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But why won't you just hold a sign saying Uber or something?
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:09:00 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:07:40 (#)
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You may not be Urbane, but as a newb, you knew way too much. You're still an alter.
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I lurked on Uber a year before I signed up. So no, try again.
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I think she's a stair higher X.x;
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:08:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:04:53 (#)
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tiger - i learned most of my whoremouthed remarks in girlscouts, maybe she was like an uberbrownie at some point.
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I was a brownie in girl scouts.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:07:40 EST (#)
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You may not be Urbane, but as a newb, you knew way too much. You're still an alter.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:06:52 EST (#)
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I'm standing on a staircase, you idiots. 2 steps above my darling husband Electro. It was a candid shot from the photog at the wedding.
Eat it, bitches.
I may look sweet, but that's about the extent of my sweetness.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:05:44 EST (#)
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most heated.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:04:53 EST (#)
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tiger - i learned most of my whoremouthed remarks in girlscouts, maybe she was like an uberbrownie at some point.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:04:28 EST (#)
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Your pupils are bigger than ... uh... really big pupilly things.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:04:26 EST (#)
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Thats a HUGE bitch!
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:03:20 EST (#)
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No offense to you, but you look too sweet and innocent to have the mouth of a truck driver.
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:03:13 EST (#)
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I don't know if this makes me want to kill you or not.
+2 for playing along, though.
You should be sent into a duck field with Dick Cheney.
I WILL NOT LET THE DICK CHENEY JOKE DIE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This could a friend's pic or some stranger's gallery.
Fuck off Urbane.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:02:53 EST (#)
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method = mistressfist
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:02:16 EST (#)
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+2 because you're gonna breed corky clones.
Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:02:10 EST (#)
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You either married Tattoo from Fantasy Island or you're the Jolly Green Giant's daughter.
GO GO GADGET LINKWHORE: http://www.ubersite.com/m/77313
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:02:04 EST (#)
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i dunno, looks the same.
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-16 12:01:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY SHIT YOU ARE A GIANT!