Poor old Caullynochumscourt!! (NSFW) (8811 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2006-02-13 16:54:03 EST
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=49728444
(Apologies for scrolling, it was tough to fit this much awesome into nx640!
User Reviews
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:41:56 EDT (#)
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The classics never go out of style.
BUAHUAHAUAHAHAHAHahaha
"0 Friends"....
Submitted by SunnyG (user info) at 2007-08-17 14:37:20 EDT (#)
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bwahahahhahahaha!
Submitted by drgoatcabin (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:48:29 EDT (#)
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great post.
looks like Tom got the fuck out of dodge too.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-10-02 17:27:58 EDT (#)
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this post ruled.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2006-03-23 22:25:50 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-20 16:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:43:01 (#)
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Shit.
7,000+ hits for a name call, and a screenshot with a penis ms-painted into it.
Not a bad return on the effort put into it.
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like fine wine, Apollo's genius is rare and understated.
Submitted by JJDiri (user info) at 2006-02-20 13:51:57 EST (#)
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This is fucking stupid.
The -2 is for using Internet Explorer.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-20 09:43:01 EST (#)
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Shit.
7,000+ hits for a name call, and a screenshot with a penis ms-painted into it.
Not a bad return on the effort put into it.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:48:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:28:33 (#)
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This is very funny. You are all brilliant.
No way is Sphagnum C list.
The kids at school all have myspace accounts- I spend much of my working life sorting out Internet drama that has spilled into the playgroud it's bit like in this post.
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School firewall = block site:myspace.
That's what we've done. Oh the emo tears =(
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-19 12:28:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is very funny. You are all brilliant.
No way is Sphagnum C list.
The kids at school all have myspace accounts- I spend much of my working life sorting out Internet drama that has spilled into the playgroud it's bit like in this post.
Submitted by malkavian (user info) at 2006-02-17 22:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Je voudrais que tu te rappelle notre amour est éternel et pas artificiel!!!
Such a classic, here's +2 for it!
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2006-02-17 20:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
these reviews are fucking brilliant. oh well, another 20 minutes of my life gone
Submitted by JoeAverage (user info) at 2006-02-17 10:48:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't like seeing other guys dongs - 2 for being a fag. Now this is what I call funny:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18763
Submitted by FannyGrady (user info) at 2006-02-17 06:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absofuckinghilarious!
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-16 21:18:58 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Method
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:55:21 EST (#)
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its alain_laflamme.at.gmale.com
Submitted by Razor (user info) at 2006-02-16 20:14:11 EST (#)
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Hey Alain. Shoot me an email, I can't find your email address.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2006-02-16 19:22:06 EST (#)
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A HUNDRED MILES 'N' RUNNIN'
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-16 13:29:33 EST (#)
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"Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:30:40 (#)
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My favorite internet fight was between shlongy and swampdonkey. I love hearing people say they're going to "punch someones teeth down their throat" over the internet.
Then there was my retard fightwith Mickginny. I think I said something about pissing on his wife. He wanted to kick my ass, but will vehemently deny it now.
Then there was......oh never mind, I could go on for hours."
it really is the best part of uber. it always has been, but it's just at ridiculous levels these days.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-16 06:06:58 EST (#)
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Some of these reviews are funny as hell but then again, I haven't been able to sleep since Sunday morning so everything's funny right now.
By the way Pepe LaFlamme, were you ever seriously pissed off or upset about any of this?
In other completely unrelated news, the lady I'm working with went to get us some food and while she was gone, I almost lost her dog. Chasing a boxer up and down the street at 2:30 in the morning is not fun.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-15 23:01:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:30 (#)
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THIS IS THE SECOND MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD ON UBERSITE. EVAAAR.
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HAHAHAHAHA
You crack me up to no end.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2006-02-15 22:30:02 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
omg the back and forth on this post is priceless.
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-15 18:38:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:26:08 (#)
Ranking: 2
This post has me in absolute awe human online dynamics.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-15 15:50:53 EST (#)
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Yes, the cock against your face, I had almost forgotten.
Thanks again!
HA!
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:40:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hot.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:37:21 EST (#)
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Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:30:26 (#)
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the commentary here is just delicious, and I'm happy since Monday will end my three week unemployment. I've just taken the pic and the text, and saved it to amuse myself further in the future.
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You will amuse yourself with the picture of cock against my face?!
Gay, much?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-15 14:30:26 EST (#)
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the commentary here is just delicious, and I'm happy since Monday will end my three week unemployment. I've just taken the pic and the text, and saved it to amuse myself further in the future.
Thanks!
Submitted by Sideburns (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:57:45 EST (#)
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Man, I've been missing alot.
Lots of gays on Uber these days.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:53:03 EST (#)
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Caul, do you ever get sick of that cockhead rubbing your high, accentuated cheekbones?
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:48:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:37:13 (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:33:14 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:09:45 (#)
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how convienant.....
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hey fucktard, you still don't get it yet do you.
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I don't get it...I wanna know
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I AM NOT BADASSMOFO.
that is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:31:00 EST (#)
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save what?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-15 13:25:38 EST (#)
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oh dear fluffy lord, I need to save this before it gets bunted.
FABULOUS
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:52:17 EST (#)
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hahahahahah
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:51:44 EST (#)
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because you've hurt my feelings and thats not cool
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:48:46 EST (#)
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why not badass?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:48:37 EST (#)
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i doubt it bothers her. you shouldn't underestimate fat people's denial and lack of self-respect. it's why they are fat in the first place after all. they accept their status as a subhumans.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:47:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:16:05 (#)
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Who was trying to raise money to fly someone out to fight them? That was my favorite.
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That was Toxicnarcotic, trying to fight Hidden : http://ubersite.com/m/54745
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haha, good times.
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:47:41 EST (#)
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well retro I thought we could be friends but I guess not
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:45:59 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:43:41 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:41:46 (#)
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badass=leilani
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We should ask Jeanneee. She is an excellent detective.
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ssshh. i dont want her to find my myspace acount and then post it on uber when i dont add her as a friend. and then i'll call her fat and she'll say it doesn't bother her, which it does because why wouldn't it?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:45:56 EST (#)
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yeah I knew it was for him/her. It's just that I had forgotten about Rupaul.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:44:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:38:50 (#)
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rupaul...hahaha....sorry
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:37:15 (#)
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get what? you internet rupaul...
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that was for leilan...badas... whatever. it was for him/her
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:43:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:41:46 (#)
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badass=leilani
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We should ask Jeanneee. She is an excellent detective.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:41:46 EST (#)
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badass=leilani
it struck me as trans-genderish for someone to prance around the internet posing as a woman.
badass doesn't like this. i find it amusing
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:41:30 EST (#)
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I'M NOT LEILANI....GOD YOU ARE MAKING ME SO ANGRY GRRRR!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:38:50 EST (#)
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rupaul...hahaha....sorry
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:37:15 EST (#)
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get what? you internet rupaul...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:37:13 EST (#)
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:33:14 (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:09:45 (#)
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how convienant.....
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hey fucktard, you still don't get it yet do you.
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I don't get it...I wanna know
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:33:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:09:45 (#)
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how convienant.....
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hey fucktard, you still don't get it yet do you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:28:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:26:22 (#)
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no the best was this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36638
I meant it too.
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What motivated your hatred?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:26:22 EST (#)
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no the best was this one:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/36638
I meant it too.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:16:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:14:09 (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:30:40 (#)
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My favorite internet fight was between shlongy and swampdonkey. I love hearing people say they're going to "punch someones teeth down their throat" over the internet.
Then there was my retard fightwith Mickginny. I think I said something about pissing on his wife. He wanted to kick my ass, but will vehemently deny it now.
Then there was......oh never mind, I could go on for hours.
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Who was trying to raise money to fly someone out to fight them? That was my favorite.
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That was Toxicnarcotic, trying to fight Hidden : http://ubersite.com/m/54745
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:15:45 EST (#)
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indo, that was ToxicNarcotic and Donitsu, the ninja twins
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:14:44 EST (#)
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SHUT UP I WILL INTERNET KICK ALL YOUR ASSES
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:14:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:30:40 (#)
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My favorite internet fight was between shlongy and swampdonkey. I love hearing people say they're going to "punch someones teeth down their throat" over the internet.
Then there was my retard fightwith Mickginny. I think I said something about pissing on his wife. He wanted to kick my ass, but will vehemently deny it now.
Then there was......oh never mind, I could go on for hours.
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Who was trying to raise money to fly someone out to fight them? That was my favorite.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:09:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:08:24 (#)
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well apollo you got your #1 heat back
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW PUNK!!!!
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:56:49 (#)
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I will kick all of your asses because you are fat, and dumb, and really not nice.
Can you say pwned!
((((internetflex)))))
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how convienant.....
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 12:08:24 EST (#)
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well apollo you got your #1 heat back
ARE YOU HAPPY NOW PUNK!!!!
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:56:49 EST (#)
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I will kick all of your asses because you are fat, and dumb, and really not nice.
Can you say pwned!
((((internetflex)))))
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:47:40 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:44:45 (#)
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On second thought, I do not wish I had you in front of me.
I imagine you pulling out a handgun: "WHY DIDN'T ACCEPT MY FRIEND'S INVITE! ALL I WANTED IS TO BE YOUR FRIEND! *BAM* <INSERT IMAGE OF POST-MORTEM RAPE>"
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hahahaha
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:47:04 EST (#)
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oh noes! an address on ubersite!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:44:45 EST (#)
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On second thought, I do not wish I had you in front of me.
I imagine you pulling out a handgun: "WHY DIDN'T ACCEPT MY FRIEND'S INVITE! ALL I WANTED IS TO BE YOUR FRIEND! *BAM* <INSERT IMAGE OF POST-MORTEM RAPE>"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:42:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:32:25 (#)
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Here's a funny internet threat for you Alain:
From: "alain laflamme" <email address deleted> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: emililly78.at.yahoo.com
Subject: Re:
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:58:25 +0000
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I wish I had you in front of me, I would fucking beat the shit of
you...you
don't qualify as a woman anyway.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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You call that a threat? A real threat would've been:
"I WILL beat the shit out of you."
I do wish I had you in front of me. It would be hilarious to see you feeling all uncomfortable because fat people have low ego.
Submitted by retrospect (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:37:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:36:37 (#)
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I remember telling Eric Rice that I would burn his house down and he started panicking. That was hilarious.
But that LiquidPaper person is a riot. He wants me to travel down to VT so he can throw me a brick or something. Then he wishes to meet in Canada in a month so we can have an Internet showdown.
I wonder what he'll come up with next time.
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he'll probably say, "ACT LIKE A MAN" and proceed to act like a whiney little bitch
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:37:20 EST (#)
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That Shlongy - Swampdonkey feud was great.
SwampDonkey baited the fuck out of the old man and Shlongy hurled threat after threat back at him.
Then, some details got posted, some old guy complained to Bart and Mr Conflict resolution himself started banning random people as a consequence.
Truth be told, Shlongy couldn't knock the skin off a rice pudding... But the fantasy was still funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:36:37 EST (#)
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I remember telling Eric Rice that I would burn his house down and he started panicking. That was hilarious.
But that LiquidPaper person is a riot. He wants me to travel down to VT so he can throw me a brick or something. Then he wishes to meet in Canada in a month so we can have an Internet showdown.
I wonder what he'll come up with next time.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:34:00 EST (#)
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And through it all, he still doesn't care that he has a cock in his face here. I love it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:33:13 EST (#)
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This post is great!
I especially liked the part where that guy threatened to do stuff, and the other guy didn't care.
HAHAHA Good times.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's a funny internet threat for you Alain:
From: "alain laflamme" <email address deleted> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: emililly78.at.yahoo.com
Subject: Re:
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:58:25 +0000
........
I wish I had you in front of me, I would fucking beat the shit of
you...you
don't qualify as a woman anyway.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:32:22 EST (#)
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"Alain, Alain! She is coming! Hide your consumables! Run like a girl! Alain! RUN!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:31:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:18:51 (#)
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I drive down rue Berri every morning though. Perhaps I should stop by and warn that other Alain that a fat chick will attempt to rape him.
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hahaha
The imagery on that is great.
"Alain, Alain! She is coming! Hide your consumables! Run like a girl! Alain! RUN!"
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:30:40 EST (#)
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My favorite internet fight was between shlongy and swampdonkey. I love hearing people say they're going to "punch someones teeth down their throat" over the internet.
Then there was my retard fightwith Mickginny. I think I said something about pissing on his wife. He wanted to kick my ass, but will vehemently deny it now.
Then there was......oh never mind, I could go on for hours.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:27:26 EST (#)
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I wish LiquidPaper would make more threats. Internet threats make me hysteric.
There aren't a lot being thrown around these days.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:26:08 EST (#)
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This post has me in absolute awe human online dynamics.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:20:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:18:28 (#)
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FYI HIS ROOMMATES NAME IS "HANSEL LETOUCHE" IF YOU WANT TO LOOK HIS NAME UP
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Oh dear lord. I think I just peed a little. Hahahaha You slay me Method. You really do.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:19:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:18:28 (#)
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FYI HIS ROOMMATES NAME IS "HANSEL LETOUCHE" IF YOU WANT TO LOOK HIS NAME UP
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ahahahha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:18:51 EST (#)
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I drive down rue Berri every morning though. Perhaps I should stop by and warn that other Alain that a fat chick will attempt to rape him.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:18:28 EST (#)
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FYI HIS ROOMMATES NAME IS "HANSEL LETOUCHE" IF YOU WANT TO LOOK HIS NAME UP
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:17:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:15:31 (#)
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GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE
Me toos. But c'mon now people. Stop all this foolishness. You're all acting like children!
Ok, I'm doing being Uber mother. Haha
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:16:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:02:04 (#)
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is this fucking douche Caulaincourt still running his mouth? i think it is hilarious that you chastise others for taking this whole internet thing so seriously, yet youre constantly defending yourself to people here. when it comes down to it youre really just an insecure idiot who has to make himself appear to be all tough to internet strangers, who as youve said, don't even matter.
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OH FUCK, SOMEONE GOT ME PEGGED MAN!
Can someone explain this idiot the definition of trolling?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:15:31 EST (#)
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GOD I LOVE THIS PLACE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:15:10 EST (#)
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LAFLAMME, ALAIN
4736 Rue Berri
Montreal, QC H2J 2R5
(514) 848-9365
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OH NOES!? Wait...rue Berri? Who the fuck is that?
Idiot, my phone number is under my roomates name.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:08:10 EST (#)
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I think I might send Caul a letter bomb with a belated Valentines Day card in it.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:07:16 EST (#)
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Poor Apollo, his post is gonna get hooked shortly.
Trust a Kiwi to take things too far.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:02:04 EST (#)
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is this fucking douche Caulaincourt still running his mouth? i think it is hilarious that you chastise others for taking this whole internet thing so seriously, yet youre constantly defending yourself to people here. when it comes down to it youre really just an insecure idiot who has to make himself appear to be all tough to internet strangers, who as youve said, don't even matter.
LAFLAMME, ALAIN
4736 Rue Berri
Montreal, QC H2J 2R5
(514) 848-9365
nice move with all the address on that emily chick. i figured id do a search of my own to see what i could come up with. and no, im not stalking you. im just a dick.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-15 11:00:05 EST (#)
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Method is like a little kid throwing gasoline onto this arson fire that apollo started.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:57:11 EST (#)
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Well, that's funny, I just assumed that Caulaincourt was gay because HE'S HAD PENII IN HIS BUTT AND MOUTH.
Silly me. What the hell do they teach at these stupid American accredited universities anyway? I should have just gone to Hollywood Upstairs Medical School.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:54:17 EST (#)
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Nah! London is Gay and we wouldn't want anyone thinking we were Gay.
Let's go to San Francisco instead.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:52:08 EST (#)
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Australia is exactly on the other side of the planet of QC.
Let's split air fare and fuck somewhere in London or something.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:46:25 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:45:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah. Let's fuck then.
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Your place or mine?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:45:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ah. Let's fuck then.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:27:17 (#)
Ranking: 0
Huh? What would be wrong with that kind of person saying it? """
Well, unless I misunderstood you, I don't you're fit to criticize people's education based on what you contribute on here
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I wasn't questioning anyone's education.
Basing ANYTHING on ANYONE'S contribution here is folly.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:27:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Correction: I don't think you're fit...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:27:17 EST (#)
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Huh? What would be wrong with that kind of person saying it? """
Well, unless I misunderstood you, I don't you're fit to criticize people's education based on what you contribute on here.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:22:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:02:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there was an educated train of thought that said this post couldn't get any gheyer.
Shows how fucking necessary education is.
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Says someone who can only posts pictures and whose wit is limited to gay and french jokes
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Huh? What would be wrong with that kind of person saying it?
Can you elaborate please, that statement makes no sense. (It's got nothing to do with spelling, grammar, english.. etc.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:02:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there was an educated train of thought that said this post couldn't get any gheyer.
Shows how fucking necessary education is.
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Says someone who can only posts pictures and whose wit is limited to gay and french jokes
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:05:58 EST (#)
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Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:02:39 (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there was an educated train of thought that said this post couldn't get any gheyer.
Shows how fucking necessary education is.
-Alain
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TWO ALAINS???
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-15 10:02:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Well, there was an educated train of thought that said this post couldn't get any gheyer.
Shows how fucking necessary education is.
-Alain
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is fun for the whole family
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:41:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:04:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that Alain "Pepe" LaFlamme is so upset over this makes it one of the greatest posts I've ever read.
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If you had a fat chick tracking you down, you would be upset/nervous too!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:34:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OMG! IT'S SO FUNNY!
p.s. I bet she hopes someone will call her
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:17:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Try this:
http://www.zabasearch.com/
===
Cool!
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-15 09:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-15 01:08:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
and just in case you take this down, Caul, I have saved the entire thing onto my hard drive for future harassment
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thats evil. really evil. I herby volunteer my ftp for broadcasting the page for future abuse.
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http://www.nymethod.com/Caulaincourt/index.htm
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2006-02-15 07:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh lol.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:13:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What I like doing when Alain "Pepe" LaFlamme is arguing is seeing when he first says "Well that's enough arguing with you pathetic fat losers, I have work to do" or "That's the end of it, my shift has finished" and then scrolling upwards to see how many more times he has replied.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-02-15 06:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The fact that Alain "Pepe" LaFlamme is so upset over this makes it one of the greatest posts I've ever read.
Submitted by Bob_Dole (user info) at 2006-02-15 01:08:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
and just in case you take this down, Caul, I have saved the entire thing onto my hard drive for future harassment
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thats evil. really evil. I herby volunteer my ftp for broadcasting the page for future abuse.
Submitted by Magic_Monkey (user info) at 2006-02-14 22:14:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Inmate #1 (on death row for serial murders): Yo, who's the new guy?
Inmate #2 (on death row for serial rapings): Oh, that's Appollo. Don't fuck with him man.
Inmate #3 (on death row for cannabalism): Why? What'd he do?
Inmate #2: He posted info of Caulaincourt on the internet WITHOUT CONSENT ,fuck with him and he's gonna do the same to you !
Submitted by Kale (user info) at 2006-02-14 21:10:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yawn
Submitted by full_frontal (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:52:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:06:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:02:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
man oh man youve got fucking issues you flailing homo. stop convincing yourself people are obsessed with you. you're a fucking douche bag. you really are. grow some nuts and act like a man
you whining pussy. """
Have you seen her picture, man? It's fucking disgusting to know that a person like that is trying to get near you.
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i know what she looks like. have you seen what you look like you metro-sexual faggot? again, stop convincing yourself people want to get near you. why is it that your only source of insults has to do with a ladies appearance? i use to pick on girls that way too. in the forth grade you piece of shit. grow the fuck up and act like a man.
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yeah, ACT LIKE A MAN. and call girls "chicks" and call guys "faggots' thats what being a REAL MAN is all about. what a fookin loser this liquid paper cunt is.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:31:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no dicks....jack ass!
Submitted by Bubba2341 (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Try this:
http://www.zabasearch.com/
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2006-02-14 20:12:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul, I've decided that you are the most judgemental person I've ever not met.
Reeeeeee-LAAAAAAXXX. You'll give yourself skin failure.
Submitted by ooQueso (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hoooo wee. That's a lot of pissy posts. E-FIGHT!!! It's like the special olympics!! Even if you win, you're still retarded.
Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:13:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh?
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:11:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i can't. they just don't listen. one time i tried and she tried to implant some weird metal spikey thing into my anus. i was all hey don't you want to buy me lunch first?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:07:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
TELL THAT TO THE BORG, YOU BASTARD
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Method, silicone and flesh are simply too far removed to be reciprocal.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:03:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love how all the bitter little single oompa loompas come out of the woodworks and rear their ugly heads on Valentines day.
I LOVE YOU ALL! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY YOU ANGRY LITTLE FREAKS OF NATURE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, she made up for that with her giant funbags, stupid
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 19:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:58:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
oops i forgot the slut angle
so is the reason you ram your cooch with so much cock an attempt to make up for the lack of body mass in your gams?
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No. I just like dick. You funny, funny man you.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:58:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oops i forgot the slut angle
so is the reason you ram your cooch with so much cock an attempt to make up for the lack of body mass in your gams?
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:55:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:21:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
did you hear the one about the girl with the fake tits? she's a cripple
(there you go)
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Well to be politically correct, I am physically challenged. So there!
<sticks tongue out>
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:55:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:17:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaahahaha
check out the internet tough guy!
GO ON THREATEN ME ON THE INTERNET.
Shut the fuck up liquidpaper you fucking tool.
WHADDAYA GOING TO DO?
E-SLAP ME?
Pathetic little spastic.
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atta boy sticking up for you little internet friend. take your dick out of his ass now. ""
that was amazing.
what a come back.
the crowd are speechless.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:49:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stalker: the person who found my number in the phonebook, called my father to get my new street address, then called me at 11pm while walking down my street barefoot saying they'd be coming to see me soon. THAT'S FUCKING CREEPY!!!
Stalker: Called me 26 times and sent 16 text message to my phone, then showed up at work to give me a pair of socks left at someone else's house. CREEPY!!!
Stalker: Found out what server I play World of Warcraft on, created a character then mailed me items to use in game. After leaving server, followed me across two other servers asking me why I was avoiding them. CREEPY!!!
Chick from Ubersite who uses your name to look you up online: pathetic? maybe, loser? perhaps. But she didn't come over to your house and kill your pet bunny and leave it boiling on the stove.
This really makes me want to gather the ten most noted uberers and get your work address, show up one day with photos taken by a p.i. and have a party in your parking lot.
Not that I would, cuz I'm lazy, but you get the point.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:42:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Plus d'adultes que de jeunes en FP ?...Pourquoi pas ! ! !
lundi 30 mai 2005, par Alain Laflamme
Selon le journal MQAF (le journal du mouvement québécois des adultes en formation) édition de mars 2005, la formation professionnelle est davantage une formation d'adultes qu'une formation de jeunes. Le comité d'experts du journal chargé de divulguer ces allégeances affirme qu'en 2000-2001, les moins de 17 ans ne constituaient que 8,4% des étudiants dans des centres de formation professionnelles. Tant qu'à eux, les moins de 18 ans ne constituaient que 20,2% des étudiants dans les CFP. Par ailleurs, les données du rapport du Comité d'experts dénombrait que presque 60% des étudiants de 18-25 ans avaient déjà fréquenté soit un cégep ou une université. On dénombre tout près de 88000 étudiants et étudiantes qui étudient en formation professionnelle au Québec.
Bien entendu, au départ, cela n'était pas réellement prévu. De plus en plus, la dénatalité fait en sorte que les adultes reviennent sur les bancs d'école et cela s'aperçoit beaucoup dans les régions. En ce sens, quelque 16% des 350 000 adultes fréquentant un établissement public d'enseignement au Québec (ils sont 30 000 dans les CFP) ont en commun d'être retournés aux études par la filière d'Emploi Québec et des centres locaux d'emploi (CLE). C'est l'arrivée de ces programmes qui a permis aux adultes d'envahir les CFP et de se pencher sur leur avenir en intégrant un programme de formation qui leur convenait.
La présence massive de ces adultes dans les centres de formation professionnelle constitue-t-elle un mal en soi ? Voir un adulte et un jeune formant équipe et s'entraidant mutuellement lors de l'apprentissage de certaines notions montre, même s'ils sont dans une classe à part, comment ils peuvent avoir des buts similaires ; la réussite de leurs études. La société évolue et de plus en plus la formation fera partie de notre quotidien, et ce, tout au long de notre vie. On ne peut y échapper.
Source : Le journal du MQAF vol.1 no1 mars 2005
Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BARTS A WANKER
TIGERLILLY IS A WHORE
APOLLO IS THE FATTEST LAND MAMMAL IN EXISTENCE
ORGASMATRON IS A SHITTY GIMMICY POSTER
POKEYPECKER IS WORTHLESS
CAULAINCOURT LIKES TEH GHEY MENZ
LIQUIDPAPER IS AN INTERNET HARDCASE
SCHLONGY'S REPUTATION IS BASED ON BEING AN ARSEHOLE
RAZOR IS A SHITTY COMIC WRITER
IAGO IS GREAT
HEAT
HEAT
HEAT
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i dunno Caul... it sounded more like flirting than a threat to me.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
how was that an internet threat? shut your fucking mouth. you just keep going and going. do you ever shut up?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:23:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:21:48 (#)
Ranking: 0
you two have fun circle jerking each other. ill be in canada in a month for work. id like to meet you. alain laflamme.
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hahhahahahahahahahahhahahahhahahahahahaahahahahahahah an internet threat
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:21:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you two have fun circle jerking each other. ill be in canada in a month for work. id like to meet you. alain laflamme.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:21:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you hear the one about the girl with the fake tits? she's a cripple
(there you go)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:21:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
This has been a blast, but I have to go now. Thanks again Alain, really. You made my day fly by. :-) ===
Look at her dwelling in satisfaction now...how pathetic.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NERD FIGHT!!!!
Quick, someone call TL a whore so it NEVAR STOPS!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:18:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaahahaha
check out the internet tough guy!
GO ON THREATEN ME ON THE INTERNET.
Shut the fuck up liquidpaper you fucking tool.
WHADDAYA GOING TO DO?
E-SLAP ME?
Pathetic little spastic.
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Watch out, he'll threaten you to drive down to vermont and fight! He's a bad ass little man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
powerless rejects will do anyting to give a meaning to their shitty existence
case in point: you!
you fit that description nicely. reject.
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your wit is outstanding.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaahahaha
check out the internet tough guy!
GO ON THREATEN ME ON THE INTERNET.
Shut the fuck up liquidpaper you fucking tool.
WHADDAYA GOING TO DO?
E-SLAP ME?
Pathetic little spastic.
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atta boy sticking up for you little internet friend. take your dick out of his ass now.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:14:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
powerless rejects will do anyting to give a meaning to their shitty existence
case in point: you!
you fit that description nicely. reject.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:16:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahaahahaha
check out the internet tough guy!
GO ON THREATEN ME ON THE INTERNET.
Shut the fuck up liquidpaper you fucking tool.
WHADDAYA GOING TO DO?
E-SLAP ME?
Pathetic little spastic.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This has been a blast, but I have to go now. Thanks again Alain, really. You made my day fly by. :-)
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:14:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
yeah run away you fucking pussy. i think i hear your boyfriend calling.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:14:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
powerless rejects will do anyting to give a meaning to their shitty existence
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:13:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:12:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Of course it was creepy and loserish of me, but I'm a creepy loser, and that's what we do. It was fun as hell - thanks for giving me the opportunity.
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Wow...so fucking sad.
Fuck this
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:12:35 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:11:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
she wasn't stalking you, you self righteous piece of crap. she was joking. laugh you miserable excuse of a human.
die
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Once you grasp the situation you can talk. As for now, crawl back to your hole
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hey buddy, ive read everything. go fuck yourself fag boy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:12:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:11:18 (#)
Ranking: 0
she wasn't stalking you, you self righteous piece of crap. she was joking. laugh you miserable excuse of a human.
die
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Once you grasp the situation you can talk. As for now, crawl back to your hole
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't blame you for being pissed. In fact I appreciate you giving me the opportunity to have some fun today.
I just think that if you're going to give people crap, you should learn how to take it like a man.
You should also learn that if you fuck with people and then post your full name where they can see it, you are going to get fucked with in return, like it or not.
Of course it was creepy and loserish of me, but I'm a creepy loser, and that's what we do. It was fun as hell - thanks for giving me the opportunity.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:11:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
she wasn't stalking you, you self righteous piece of crap. she was joking. laugh you miserable excuse of a human.
die
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:08:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
welll, obviously I was pissed...you wouldn't be? Someone stalks you and has the balls to say you're the problem.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:06:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This one's even better
From: "alain laflamme" <email address deleted> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: emililly78.at.yahoo.com
Subject: Re:
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 14:58:25 +0000
Oh so it's my fault some fat reject has so much time on her hand that
she
searched my name on a website?
Don't flatter myself? Did you see what you wrote? "OH LOOK, I FOUND
CAUL'S
ACCOUNT! AHA AH! YEAH!" WHY DID YOU EVEN SEARCH ME IN THE FIRST
PLACE YOU
FUCKING SOW?
Don't you realize the idiocy of what you're sayin? Are you so lonely
that
you don't understand basic social etiquette?
I wish I had you in front of me, I would fucking beat the shit of
you...you
don't qualify as a woman anyway.
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
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DIE
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:06:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:02:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
man oh man youve got fucking issues you flailing homo. stop convincing yourself people are obsessed with you. you're a fucking douche bag. you really are. grow some nuts and act like a man
you whining pussy. """
Have you seen her picture, man? It's fucking disgusting to know that a person like that is trying to get near you.
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i know what she looks like. have you seen what you look like you metro-sexual faggot? again, stop convincing yourself people want to get near you. why is it that your only source of insults has to do with a ladies appearance? i use to pick on girls that way too. in the forth grade you piece of shit. grow the fuck up and act like a man.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
All right, this is getting rather circular and my shift is done.
Have fun
And watch out for weirdos
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:02:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
man oh man youve got fucking issues you flailing homo. stop convincing yourself people are obsessed with you. you're a fucking douche bag. you really are. grow some nuts and act like a man
you whining pussy. """
Have you seen her picture, man? It's fucking disgusting to know that a person like that is trying to get near you.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:52:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:45:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Right back at you, sweetie.
===
May I remind you that you're the one who spent time tracking me down? You can act like you don't give a shit but in the end, you're the one who's so obsessed that you searched my stuff and post it in retaliation that I ignored you. Since you're too much of a sad individual to admit the creepiness of that (you even have the balls to say I'm the problem), well, you are simply worthless.
Seek help, you need it.
man oh man youve got fucking issues you flailing homo. stop convincing yourself people are obsessed with you. you're a fucking douche bag. you really are. grow some nuts and act like a man
you whining pussy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 18:00:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ranking: 2
From: "alain laflamme" <email address deleted> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: emililly78.at.yahoo.com
Subject: Suprise!
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 15:24:56 +0000
So tell me, should I purchase the Advanced Search of the COmplete
Background
(see picture)? I have a lot of money so I don't really care. Tell me
which
you prefer...these things will give out A LOT of info.
You decide :-)
p.s. I'm not done yet...I have plenty of free time today to Google you
and
eventually find personal stuff. We're gonna make one big post about
your
personal life. Happy? :-)
__________________________________
Yeah... I'm the one who needs help.
===
That was only to spook you and give you a glimpse of how disturbing it can be to have someone track you. Do you think I would spend on penny on a person like you? Why do you think I'm not not poor?
Submitted by Beano312003 (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Now I can see why you arses give us n00bs bad rating and shit when we post...even tho there is an awful lot of shit on here...we never...NEVER post anything nearly as funny as this shit.
That Caul man....he's a rude dude.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
From: "alain laflamme" <email address deleted> Add to Address BookAdd to Address Book Add Mobile Alert
To: emililly78.at.yahoo.com
Subject: Suprise!
Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2006 15:24:56 +0000
So tell me, should I purchase the Advanced Search of the COmplete
Background
(see picture)? I have a lot of money so I don't really care. Tell me
which
you prefer...these things will give out A LOT of info.
You decide :-)
p.s. I'm not done yet...I have plenty of free time today to Google you
and
eventually find personal stuff. We're gonna make one big post about
your
personal life. Happy? :-)
__________________________________
Yeah... I'm the one who needs help.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HAR HAR JEANNEEE'S SO PO SHE CAN'T AFFORD THE 'OR'
Shit, that sucked.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:45:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Right back at you, sweetie.
===
May I remind you that you're the one who spent time tracking me down? You can act like you don't give a shit but in the end, you're the one who's so obsessed that you searched my stuff and post it in retaliation that I ignored you. Since you're too much of a sad individual to admit the creepiness of that (you even have the balls to say I'm the problem), well, you are simply worthless.
Seek help, you need it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:52:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha yeah that beached whale one was a classic. Caul is the champion of insults, I just wish he would get some new ammo - fat and ugly is getting a little old and it's really just too easy for a black belt like him.
Why not insult the fact that I'm from the South? Or that I like bad music? Or that I'm poor? The possibilities are endless, really.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:49:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
say what you will, fat jokes are funny
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:49:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:44:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
So I lied. What are you going to do about it? Call me fat and ugly again? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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You have a lot of balls for someone who acted like a deranged individual.
Wouldn't that make you love her? I mean, you keep coming back to see a cock in your face.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my favorite review ever on this site was during an exchange between jeanneeeeee and caulaincourt:
C - "You're fat."
J - "I'm crushed!"
C - "So is a beached whale, by it's own weight."
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:45:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Right back at you, sweetie.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:40:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
So I lied. What are you going to do about it? Call me fat and ugly again? Yeah, that's what I thought.
===
You have a lot of balls for someone who acted like a deranged individual.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus shit!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:40:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
So I lied. What are you going to do about it? Call me fat and ugly again? Yeah, that's what I thought.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:32:02 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a man. Just ask Alain Laflamme.
==
I'm not supposed to exist, you said. Fuck off.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:32:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a man. Just ask Alain Laflamme.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
waddaymean 'man?'
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:29:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:27:58 (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutley no offence to you, but I have to applaude the man (?) who did this.
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It's hard to tell if it's man or a woman: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66590
Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-14 17:27:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Absolutley no offence to you, but I have to applaude the man (?) who did this.
Sorry.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:33:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
no, but it's the only one i can really attribute as noteworthy in yours.
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wow, I'm pwn3d. How lame.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:50 (#)
Ranking: 0
But you do still have a cock aimed at your mouth. And that's the important part.
===
hahahahhahah
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
But you do still have a cock aimed at your mouth. And that's the important part.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
no, but it's the only one i can really attribute as noteworthy in yours.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:25:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:21:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
you have serious issues if making fun of chicks is fun. you really are a fucking loser. didn't your daddy teach you how to be a real man? or did he just bend you over the bed? that would explain a lot.
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No, I learned both on my own :-P
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:24:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:14:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
i read it the first time, understood it the first time, but still kinda laugh at it now because really, you fucked a cousin, and you put it that way. it's still kinda funny. and you're monitoring my reviews too. stalker.
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I'm arguing on this post. I'm not following you around, trying to get your attention like you do. "Hey caul, over here man...hey man...you fucked your cousin...aha ah! Talk to me, please! hey man, caul! look! your cousin ah ah! *jumps up and down* I'm here Caul...look!"
Yeah yaeh, the story is midly funny but jesus, get over it. I haven't thought about this since the day after it happened but you bring that up like it's the only event that occured in your life.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:21:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you have serious issues if making fun of chicks is fun. you really are a fucking loser. didn't your daddy teach you how to be a real man? or did he just bend you over the bed? that would explain a lot.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
for the love of god
STOP
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:19:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
uh no. i don't know who she is. but i read a lot on this site and i know you make a habit of arguing with broads. does it make you feel like a strong man insulting women? cause it just makes you look like a fucking loser."""
-- Laughing at ugly broad is hilarious and Uber has plenty to offer.
and since you have so many real life friends why are you constantly on this website starting shit with people? shouldn't you be hanging out with all your real life friends instead?"""
-- I Uber at work. I've been working long shifts lately. I don't even have a computer at home.
as ive said before, i live in VT come and see me and we can be real life friends. then ill get to see what a big shot you really are. until that day shut your fucking mouth. """
-- So in order to prove ourselves we have to travel to Vermont and be your buddy? That's a special theory.
Keep trying, maybe she'll even give you a handjob.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THIS IS THE SECOND MOST FUN I'VE EVER HAD ON UBERSITE. EVAAAR.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh no. More drama.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
all of you.
‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:14:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i read it the first time, understood it the first time, but still kinda laugh at it now because really, you fucked a cousin, and you put it that way. it's still kinda funny. and you're monitoring my reviews too. stalker.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:12:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:06:03 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
caul you french faggot all you do is sit there and insult chicks appearances because you THINK it will upset them. can you come up with some originality? you can dish the insults and 'jokes' out but you can't take them and its quite obvious you homo. stop arguing with girls. you're a pathetic pansy.
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Are you hoping to tongue her sweaty asshole with that rescue?
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uh no. i don't know who she is. but i read a lot on this site and i know you make a habit of arguing with broads. does it make you feel like a strong man insulting women? cause it just makes you look like a fucking loser. but then again, you're here too, so you are. and since you have so many real life friends why are you constantly on this website starting shit with people? shouldn't you be hanging out with all your real life friends instead? as ive said before, i live in VT come and see me and we can be real life friends. then ill get to see what a big shot you really are. until that day shut your fucking mouth.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:08:02 (#)
Ranking: 0
and bob found it.
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Jesus, you're monitoring this like it's your oxygen intake. Obsessed, much?
Perhaps it will help you to reread the story and understand that it's a far related cousin.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:08:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and bob found it.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:06:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/81858#1767168
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:06:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:03:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
caul you french faggot all you do is sit there and insult chicks appearances because you THINK it will upset them. can you come up with some originality? you can dish the insults and 'jokes' out but you can't take them and its quite obvious you homo. stop arguing with girls. you're a pathetic pansy.
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Are you hoping to tongue her sweaty asshole with that rescue?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:05:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's interesting... I find it odd how annonymity can change a person's whole attitude and demeanor. Razor for example in RL as it were, is a resoundingly polite relatively softspoken person, while here on Uber he will not hesitate to tear you a new arse hole at the slightest infraction. In RL he is always ready to talk through problems and is receptive to new ideas, here he might verbally shit on you if you step out of line.
Then there's me, while I have NEVER posted a pic of myself, and only once accidentally put up an email address (don't go looking for it, I haven't used that one in years), my behaviour here is very similiar to what I am in RL. When I pop onto unbersite, people I've known for years chat idly with me never having noticed my absence, but are glad to see me nonetheless. When I show up for Ubercon no one is supprised by my speech(sp) or attitude (though sometimes my gender throws 'em off) There is nothing that I have said on this site that I wouldn't tell you in RL. That's a rule accross the board. The warm blanket of annonymity shields me the cold world of the internet and from blatant hate-posts (since I have never really given anyone material or reason). I may be a non-entity of sorts then again I have never had to spend a day or more tearing someone down or defending myself.
Submitted by LiquidPaper (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:03:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
caul you french faggot all you do is sit there and insult chicks appearances because you THINK it will upset them. can you come up with some originality? you can dish the insults and 'jokes' out but you can't take them and its quite obvious you homo. stop arguing with girls. you're a pathetic pansy.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 16:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Alain Laflamme"
===============
Jeebus. Alain I can understand. But Laflamme? Sweet Mary!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:49:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I posted the link because I wanted to make you look like a silly ass, because that's what you are. """
-- """That's what you get for rejecting my friend invite, Caulaincourt."""
you no longer exist to me"""
YES! Hope you manage to force someone else to be your on-line buddy, you fucking weirdo.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:37:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems like she apologized for upsetting you, but then you continued to rail on her.
===
You see my friend, if all Uberers in real life, this person would quickly be isolated and casted away because in the 21st century, let's face it, there is a great social stigma that comes with being obese and ugly.
It really really bothers me that such a person, or lack of thereof, think she can have leverage over me because of the anonimity of the Internet. Because if we were in real life, she would sit in a corner and shut the fuck up accordingly, much less pull that stunt. I'm really just trying to bring a sense of reality to Uber and remind the little losers like Jeanneee that some of us still consider source even though it's the Internet.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm not going to argue with you. I typed your first and last name and your page came up. Deal.
I posted the link because I wanted to make you look like a silly ass, because that's what you are. Just admit it. If I can admit that I'm a bored, immature geek with nothing better to do than stir shit on a retarded website, then you can admit you're a pompous blowhard who can't take a joke.
I'm done now. I have had my fun with you and you no longer exist to me - thanks and bye.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:48:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
now i'm wondering how many georges are in nyc and how many alains are in montreal... jeanneee go look it up.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:43:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Damn, how long have I been out of the loop?
Caul do you and Jeaneee have some long time rivalry that I missed? Is there more to this than just a legally obtained myspace account posting?
I can just imagine... a torrid affair, a bitter breakdown... the secrets! The lies!
Okay now i'm just being an ass.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:42:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I shall repeat my call for friendship. Caul, Jeaneee - only you two sharing a bed will solve this. Or at the very least a bit of cybersex to get to your true emotions.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:42:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG YOU SICK FUCK YOU BROWSED ALL THE GEORGE IN NYC TO FIND ME?
GET AWAY FROM ME CREEPY FRENCH STALKER GUY
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude. I typed "Alain Laflamme" into the search box on myspace and hit Enter. Yours was the only page that popped up. That was the extent of it.
-- I knew you would lie your ass off. I didn't use my last name on this. You browsed all of Montreal. That's as if I browsed all the George in NYC to find Method. How fucking sad.
If you post your first and last name on a public website and still expect people to respect your privacy, you're deluded. The only thing I am sorry for is upsetting you - I had no idea you would react like a teenage babysitter who's getting phone calls from a murderer."""
-- That's still not the point. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT. The point is that you spent time doing this and attempted to embarass me because I didn't want to be your Internet friend (your only kind of friend). It's YOU that disgust me...you are a fucking CREEP because you get pissed when people ignore your fat ass. Get it?
My only goal in this whole thing was to have a laugh - believe me, if I knew it was going to start this kind of shitstorm, I wouldn't have done it. """
-- Your goal was to exact vengence on someone who dared to ignore you. Read your reply for fuck's sake.
OK that's a lie. I still would have done it, because Ubersite drama amuses me, as do your pathetic attempts to insult me. """
-- My pathetic attempts? haha, I remember driving you out of Uber for a week because of two little comments. You admitted this yourself.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:37:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It seems like she apologized for upsetting you, but then you continued to rail on her. I'd come back and have a laugh myself. If you can't beat 'em, make fun of 'em. What else can an uberer do in the face of such hostility? Cry home to mom?
No fuckin' way!
If you can't dish on ubersite you get bowled over and that's a fact.
I would say this has gone too far, but this is really helping to kill time before my interview...
blue button-up...check
black leather dress shoes... check
suit jacket...check
Damn i'm bored
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:33:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:26:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
OK that's a lie. I still would have done it, because Ubersite drama amuses me, as do your pathetic attempts to insult me.
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damn straight, Wonder Twin - I say we take the form of a Brokeback Mountain cowboy and give Caul the rogering he so craves...
Submitted by leilani (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I bet you smell weird and that your asscrack and armpits are red/purple due to long term friction and humitidy.
--
okay that was the most creative insult i have ever seen.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dude. I typed "Alain Laflamme" into the search box on myspace and hit Enter. Yours was the only page that popped up. That was the extent of it.
If you post your first and last name on a public website and still expect people to respect your privacy, you're deluded. The only thing I am sorry for is upsetting you - I had no idea you would react like a teenage babysitter who's getting phone calls from a murderer.
My only goal in this whole thing was to have a laugh - believe me, if I knew it was going to start this kind of shitstorm, I wouldn't have done it.
OK that's a lie. I still would have done it, because Ubersite drama amuses me, as do your pathetic attempts to insult me.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:24:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh yeah i forgot about this. caul still have his tampon in the wrong hole? eh...
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caulincourt. Busting chops on VD.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:19:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:05:38 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you know we pick on you because we love you.
really
just imagine how you would feel if we ignored you
===
I don't mind being picked on. I can't stand to have someone like Jeanneee following me around. First, I don't recall using my last name on myspace so that means she browsed all the Alain's in Montreal (she will deny this) and not only that, but she probably tried to track me down elsewhere.
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You used your last name on THIS VERY SITE, CAULISSE.
I am too lazy to look up the post, Monsieur LaFlamme, but be assured, YOU put it up there....TAAAAA-BARRRRRRRR-NAKKKKKKKKK
===
You obviously didn't get the point did you? Not that I'm surprised.
By the way, I've been wanting to tell you that JohnnyX...do you think that like inion_de_truie you will ever stop crying for my attention? Let me quote someone else:
"Submitted by Smack_Fuck (user info) at 2005-11-30 18:21:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
I've never seen one man wank over another so much
I've lost count of the ammount of times Johnyx has said "calincourt calincourt did you see my latest post? I made it to impress you! Please give me your approval that I desperatly seek!""""
With that in mind, please stop sucking on my balls.
Damn, I'm settling a lot of problems today.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:49:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't sleep with that monkey-faced inbred closet case if my life depended on it.
It was a lot of fun making him look like an ass though - he sure doesn't handle embarrassment very well.
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The only way a man would ever touch you is with a chain saw, you maxilla extraordinaire. I bet you smell weird and that your asscrack and armpits are red/purple due to long term friction and humitidy.
Yesterday you were saying "I'm sorry!". Then you said it's the most fun you ever had. They you said "it was uncool". Now you say it's a lot of fun. Stop flip-flopping.
And I repeat, I can handle jokes (there's no embarassment in that account). What bothers me is your creepy behavior. You took the time to browse my name (probably all over the web) and hoped to embarass me because I didn't join your little community (how fucking sad).
I might have look like an ass because I overreacted (people like you scare me, what can I do) but you sure look like a desperate loser. "I FOUND YOU! BE MY FRIEND OR I WILL EXPOSE YOU!"
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-14 15:05:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you know we pick on you because we love you.
really
just imagine how you would feel if we ignored you
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I don't mind being picked on. I can't stand to have someone like Jeanneee following me around. First, I don't recall using my last name on myspace so that means she browsed all the Alain's in Montreal (she will deny this) and not only that, but she probably tried to track me down elsewhere.
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You used your last name on THIS VERY SITE, CAULISSE.
I am too lazy to look up the post, Monsieur LaFlamme, but be assured, YOU put it up there....TAAAAA-BARRRRRRRR-NAKKKKKKKKK
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:54:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No one is sleeping with anyone, the point of V-Day is to have your loneliness and insecurities make you the target of mass advertisement and guilt shopping.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:49:21 (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't sleep with that monkey-faced inbred closet case if my life depended on it.
It was a lot of fun making him look like an ass though - he sure doesn't handle embarrassment very well.
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Both of you should kiss and make up. Then have monkey sex with each other. What does Jeanneee look like? If she has green eyes then you should definitely do her Caul. Green eyes are hot.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83934
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I wouldn't sleep with that monkey-faced inbred closet case if my life depended on it.
It was a lot of fun making him look like an ass though - he sure doesn't handle embarrassment very well.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Change your job then!"""
--I make decent money.
And besides, bring a name like that to a Las vegas ubercon and i guarantee you will get laid...by Jeanneee"""
--I threw up a little.
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Change your job then! I have an interview this afternoon for a sales job since there isn't anything open in the field of geology in my area (thank you four years of hard science at a state accredited university) Yeah, I'm bitter, but you have free health care! If I get sick or injured the hospital will let me die!!! And besides, bring a name like that to a Las vegas ubercon and i guarantee you will get laid...
by Jeanneee
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What I fail to understand is, despite the fact that you are decent looking guy, with an interesting name, who could probably get laid by flexing mental muscle...
You are a hopelessly bitter dick! It's amazing!
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I'm bored at work and hate my job beyond anything you can imagine.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you know we pick on you because we love you.
really
just imagine how you would feel if we ignored you
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I don't mind being picked on. I can't stand to have someone like Jeanneee following me around. First, I don't recall using my last name on myspace so that means she browsed all the Alain's in Montreal (she will deny this) and not only that, but she probably tried to track me down elsewhere.
You didn't see her reply when she posted that link.
"I have a myspace account... and guess who else does too?!?!?!
http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=49728444
That's what you get for rejecting my friend invite, Caulaincourt."""
She got pissed because I rejected some myspace thingie. I don't know about you but that sounds pretty creepy and sad. She's the kind of people who are so lonely that they get angry when they are ignored.
To give you an example. Think of the ugliest most repulsive man you know. Got an image? All right, now imagine he is masturbating while thinking about you and try to picture what goes on in his head. That's how I feel about Jeanneee. Horrible, eh?
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:19:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:00:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you know we pick on you because we love you.
really
just imagine how you would feel if we ignored you
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That's true, you're one of the names that keeps peeps coming back. Just look at the heat on this page!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, I remember years ago when I first met Caulaincourt via the glory of a fledgling Ubersite. I had a mental picture of him as a 50-odd year old man, salt and pepper hair, furious with the failures of his life and feeling highly underappreciated. I imagined him leaning over his keyboard, past the beer-gut, straightening his glasses before throwing a slew of well-thought out intelectual insults at the general populous.
Then the ghey photos went up.
What I fail to understand is, despite the fact that you are decent looking guy, with an interesting name, who could probably get laid by flexing mental muscle...
You are a hopelessly bitter dick! It's amazing!
You don't have a stalker either, my stalker showed up at my place of buisness to return a pair of socks I left at someone else's house. Called me 26 times in a single day and sent 16 text messages. A chick who uses info YOU GAVE OUT to find something YOU PUT UP is not a stalker, just a resourseful internet user.
so ha
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2006-02-14 14:00:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caul, you know we pick on you because we love you.
really
just imagine how you would feel if we ignored you
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:40:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:34:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghey Bars?
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Check-mate
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:34:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ghey Bars?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:31:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
by the way, the song is something pretty popular in bars over here so no, it's not GHEY!
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:29:37 EST (#)
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Damn Method, that was fast.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:27:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:21:24 (#)
Ranking: 0
METHOD YOU PIG POOF PUT THAT SITE BACK UP IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL SUE.
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He took it down? I thought he said it was never ever coming down. Aww how cute, I guess they really did kiss and make up. They're probably engaged in make up sex as we type.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:25:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OK ITS BACK UP
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:21:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:33:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:07:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now Caul, you know I'm already obsessed with you, you sexy beast, but that's beside the point. I find you hysterical, but you're such a hypocrite. I enjoy watching you tear other people apart, but come on man, you gotta be able to take it too.
This isn't a big deal anyway, you took the profile down. People around here will take any opportunity they can to make fun of us; that's what this place is all about. Doesn't make us obsessed, just makes us a bunch of infantile retards.
That being said, this is never EVER coming down
http://www.nymethod.com/Caulaincourt/index.htm
VIVA LA RESISTANCE! """"
Oh my!
<swoons> """
METHOD YOU PIG POOF PUT THAT SITE BACK UP IMMEDIATELY OR I'LL SUE.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:20:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ooooh... I wanna see the list so I know where I fall too...
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:18:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:55:36 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:50:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
And call me C-List again you Scouser Scouse, and I'll not buy you drinks.
I live to be A-List. """
Saffas excluded of course.
A tight saffa? who'd a thunk it?!
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When I got here, I lived in Scotland for two months. I learned things.
But call me names again, and I'll post my myspace address for everyone to see.
I am not kidding."""
FUZZYGASH SMELLS OF WEE
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was sitting all alone
Watching people get it on
With each other
They were dancin cross the floor
Turning, moving back and forth
They were lovers
One more lonely night for me
I looked up, what did I see?
Sexy eyes, movin cross the floor
Got me wantin more, sexy eyes (sexy)
Sexy eyes, gettin down with you
I want to move with you, sexy eyes
I got up and took your hand
And we both began to dance to the music
Ooh, your magic cast a spell
It didn't take long till we fell
And we knew it
No more lonely nights for me
This is how it's gonna be
Sexy eyes, move across the floor
Got me wantin more, sexy eyes (sexy)
Sexy eyes, gettin down with you
I wanna move with you, sexy eyes
No more lonely nights for me
This is how it's gonna be
Sexy eyes, movin cross the floor
Got me wantin more, sexy eyes (sexy)
Sexy eyes, gettin down with you
I wanna move with you, sexy eyes
Sexy eyes, gettin down with you
I wanna move with you, sexy eyes
Sexy eyes, gettin down with you
I wanna move with you, sexy eyes
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:05:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Even though she said an hour ago that posting this was the most fun she ever had.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fair 'nuff, I spose.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Jeanneee, you're either a lot more patient or forgiving than I could ever be.
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I'm not particularly patient or forgiving - this is all just recreation for me.
If I'm going to do uncool stuff like post the link to <insert subject of this post's name here>'s myspace account, then I have to be able to take people's mean jokes with a smile.
It's all part of the fun.
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-14 13:00:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus people! Have you finally settled this little bitch fest or what? I love how you guys sling insults at eachother and then kiss and make up. It's so sweet.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:59:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow i was figuring i was d list. i've moved up in teh world.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:42:49 (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* this post has been taken over by the ugly crowd.
I usually enjoy good exchange of insults but the fun is always spoiled when the rejects of Uber jump in with their redundant insignificant comments. People like Sphagnum whose sense of humor is barely on par with Electro's or inion_de_grosse_truie who interrupts everyone like a teenager nobody listens to.
Bon apétit. """
yeah this HAS got a little uberloser-ish.
could you c-listers go away please? the big boys are fighting.
oh and jeanenennenenenen how am i disrespecting your dead friend?
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Can i get a copy of the list? Just so that I know where I stand.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:55:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:50:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
And call me C-List again you Scouser Scouse, and I'll not buy you drinks.
I live to be A-List. """
Saffas excluded of course.
A tight saffa? who'd a thunk it?!
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When I got here, I lived in Scotland for two months. I learned things.
But call me names again, and I'll post my myspace address for everyone to see.
I am not kidding.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hahahhahahahah
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* this post has been taken over by the ugly crowd.
I usually enjoy good exchange of insults but the fun is always spoiled when the rejects of Uber jump in with their redundant insignificant comments. People like Sphagnum whose sense of humor is barely on par with Electro's or inion_de_grosse_truie who interrupts everyone like a teenager nobody listens to.
Bon apétit.
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Sphagnum was right again. Almost had it down to the second, as well.
[Caulaincourt surrender strategy]
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- Use the words fat, ugly, boring, stupid, electro and annoying at least once. (Order may vary from post to post)
- Talk about how being an incestual, ignorant, frog-fucking homo is way to complex for the party in question to understand and drop the odd "Your beneath me" or one of it's many desperate counterparts.
- After failing miserably at communicating in English, sign off with one of MANY cliched French expressions. Such as Au revoir, bon apetit, tantouse etc.
- SURRENDER
- Come back five minutes later to comment again. Recycling some or all of the above ad nauseum.
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Copyright© Napoleon Bonaparte October 19, 1812. All Rights Reserved.
Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
c-list?
What a fucking statement. I embrace being Uber-uncool. The alternative is deeply depressing.
***OOOH look at me!! All the website guys think I fucking rock! I AM A SOMEBODY.*** Stop being a tool.
This post has given me a few moments of amusement, in the reviews, but now I think I'm all done with it.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The comments are fucking great.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:50:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
FUCK DIRECTV UP ITS FUCKING ARSE
by the way.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:50:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:46:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
And call me C-List again you Scouser Scouse, and I'll not buy you drinks.
I live to be A-List. """
Saffas excluded of course.
A tight saffa? who'd a thunk it?!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:49:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ubmitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:47:59 (#)
Ranking: 0
On a side note, am I the only one that almost pissed his pants watching The Daily Show last night? So many fucking gems, it was unbelievable. They spent a good ten minutes tearing the VP a new asshole
My personal favorite was "quailtards".
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Odd coincidence...I was just listening to it on the web
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:47:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
On a side note, am I the only one that almost pissed his pants watching The Daily Show last night? So many fucking gems, it was unbelievable. They spent a good ten minutes tearing the VP a new asshole
My personal favorite was "quailtards".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:47:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:44:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
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Jeanneee, you're either a lot more patient or forgiving than I could ever be.
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Or maybe she just deserves it.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:46:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And call me C-List again you Scouser Scouse, and I'll not buy you drinks.
I live to be A-List.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:45:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:39:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul is embracing his inner Urbane today. Did someone trade in a rotting oyster for a rancid sausage?
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Here's a funny person.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:45:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
NONE OF THIS BICKERING CHANGES THE FACT THAT THERES A GIANT PENIS POKING ALAIN "LE TIGRE" RIGHT IN THE FACE
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:44:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:32:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo - Simon is not the one in the picture. Simon had a tear in his aorta which was repaired via emergency surgery, and he made it, thank God.
The "human walrus hybrid," as he-whom-I-am-not-allowed-to-name so wittily put it, was Joel, Simon's brother. Joel is the one that died.
Disrespect my dead friend till your heart's content, but at least get your facts straight. Otherwise you just look like an ass.
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Jeanneee, you're either a lot more patient or forgiving than I could ever be.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Am I C-list? Because my heart would be broken if I am. I live to be in the uber cool crowd.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:42:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:32:53 (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* this post has been taken over by the ugly crowd.
I usually enjoy good exchange of insults but the fun is always spoiled when the rejects of Uber jump in with their redundant insignificant comments. People like Sphagnum whose sense of humor is barely on par with Electro's or inion_de_grosse_truie who interrupts everyone like a teenager nobody listens to.
Bon apétit. """
yeah this HAS got a little uberloser-ish.
could you c-listers go away please? the big boys are fighting.
oh and jeanenennenenenen how am i disrespecting your dead friend?
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:39:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Caul is embracing his inner Urbane today. Did someone trade in a rotting oyster for a rancid sausage?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:33:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why would witty have anything to do with annoying anyway? eh, annoying is annoying, it's not like i'm out to tickle your brain here. i can deal with some random stranger thinking i'm boring. and as boring as i am, i still bug you enough to keep you responding and cursing at me, which is just helping me keep my last braincell occupied until i go home.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apollo - Simon is not the one in the picture. Simon had a tear in his aorta which was repaired via emergency surgery, and he made it, thank God.
The "human walrus hybrid," as he-whom-I-am-not-allowed-to-name so wittily put it, was Joel, Simon's brother. Joel is the one that died.
Disrespect my dead friend till your heart's content, but at least get your facts straight. Otherwise you just look like an ass.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*sigh* this post has been taken over by the ugly crowd.
I usually enjoy good exchange of insults but the fun is always spoiled when the rejects of Uber jump in with their redundant insignificant comments. People like Sphagnum whose sense of humor is barely on par with Electro's or inion_de_grosse_truie who interrupts everyone like a teenager nobody listens to.
Bon apétit.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:24:33 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:20:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
telling me i'm annoying really does make me want to get worse ya know. and you're still responding so it's like eh why not?
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Ooooooh, you're gonna get worse?! Then maybe I should watch out, right? You're not annoying because you're witty or get under my skin, you're just so fucking boring.
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Liar.
10 seconds until the white flag makes an appearance...
10..........
9.........
8........
7.......
6......
5.....
4....
3...
2..
1.
..........
SURRENDER!!!!!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:20:19 (#)
Ranking: 0
telling me i'm annoying really does make me want to get worse ya know. and you're still responding so it's like eh why not?
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Ooooooh, you're gonna get worse?! Then maybe I should watch out, right? You're not annoying because you're witty or get under my skin, you're just so fucking boring.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:22:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HEAT!
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:22:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Is that a cock in your face, or are you just happy to see me?
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:21:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:12:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:07:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I'll leave you alone. I wouldn't want you to start crying or anything.
Thanks though. This is the most fun I've had on this site ever.
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Funny, yesterday you were saying you were sorry and that you were retarded in hope that I would be your Internet friend (because that's what you hoped for when you desperatly searched for my info) and now you're having fun? Pathetic.
If this is the most fun you've had, that explains a lot. I guess it's the only way you can get men's attention since you lost that human-walrus hybrid: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66590
And I won't cry, you just creep me out. Get the hint and stfu already. """
i was refering to that of course.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
or maybe it was his Sister... Can't remember for sure.
Either way, what's the big deal?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
telling me i'm annoying really does make me want to get worse ya know. and you're still responding so it's like eh why not?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:19:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was his mother, not his cousin.
Get your facts straight, n00bs
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:11:09 (#)
Ranking: 0
""===
Again, what part of "get the fuck away from me" you didn't get?
You fucking creep me out. Quit adressing me! """
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Why don't you stop responding, cock-boy?
===
That's actually brillant.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:07:47 (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, it's still makes me snicker, a little. mostly because, out of all the jokes i could make about sister-fucking rednecks and all the bad things you say about americans, you're still the only person i've even heard of that's fucked a family member. and if you're lying about that, here's a hint, lie to make yourself look better not worse.
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I explained the story ten times to you and you still exagarate and don't get it.
But I'm not too much bothered that you refer to that boring story like it was the height of your existence. You just constantly ask me questions and talk about me and you're fucking annoying.
If you're not clinging for my attention, it certainly looks like it.
Now, go talk to someone else. You're not interesting.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:18:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We got settled and updated on Simon's condition. He had a tear in his aorta and had to have surgery"""
not fucking surprised, dude needs to get on a treadmill.
jesus.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:08:30 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey when did that happen? I missed the Canadian cousin-fucking session? """
huh?
i missed that!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:07:19 (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I'll leave you alone. I wouldn't want you to start crying or anything.
Thanks though. This is the most fun I've had on this site ever.
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Funny, yesterday you were saying you were sorry and that you were retarded in hope that I would be your Internet friend (because that's what you hoped for when you desperatly searched for my info) and now you're having fun? Pathetic.
If this is the most fun you've had, that explains a lot. I guess it's the only way you can get men's attention since you lost that human-walrus hybrid: http://www.ubersite.com/m/66590
And I won't cry, you just creep me out. Get the hint and stfu already.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
You missed the best part, Apullo. His middle name is "Pepe".
Alain "Pepe" LaFlamme
<pees self> """
REALLY???
NO FUCKING WAY.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:11:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
""===
Again, what part of "get the fuck away from me" you didn't get?
You fucking creep me out. Quit adressing me! """
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Why don't you stop responding, cock-boy?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:08:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey when did that happen? I missed the Canadian cousin-fucking session?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:07:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
nah, it's still makes me snicker, a little. mostly because, out of all the jokes i could make about sister-fucking rednecks and all the bad things you say about americans, you're still the only person i've even heard of that's fucked a family member. and if you're lying about that, here's a hint, lie to make yourself look better not worse.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OK, I'll leave you alone. I wouldn't want you to start crying or anything.
Thanks though. This is the most fun I've had on this site ever.
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:07:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:02:47 (#)
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That is a mighty big penis in your face there, Alain.
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After all the shouting, that was the funniest understated thing I could ever have read.
Brilliant.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:04:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:00:13 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:43:14 (#)
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oh alain!
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i wonder if his cousin screamed that out when he fucked her...
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I wonder if you'll ever shut the fuck up about that, or me in general for that matter.
You're constantly buzzing around me like a godamn fly. Stfu.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MERMAN, DAD
MERMAAAAAN
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:02:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That is a mighty big penis in your face there, Alain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:00:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:49:31 (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh, you've switched from fat and ugly to lonely loser... nicely played.
If I weren't a lonely loser, would I spend as much time on Ubersite as I do? I think not. Go back to fat and ugly, you're better at that.
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Again, what part of "get the fuck away from me" you didn't get?
You fucking creep me out. Quit adressing me!
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 12:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:43:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh alain!
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i wonder if his cousin screamed that out when he fucked her...
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:55:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I WANT TO YELL AT ALL THE FUNNY PEOPLE!!!
CALAIN IS A PARANOID FAGGY!
METHOD IS A VULGAR ANAL FUCKING GREEK!
JEANNEEE IS A SOUTHERN CHICK!
I HAD A LEMON PARTY!
1 + 3 = 4!!!!
BOOOOOYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:55:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You missed the best part, Apullo. His middle name is "Pepe".
Alain "Pepe" LaFlamme
<pees self>
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:53:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I was just talking to Katie about this, if I hung out with you in Vegas, Apollo, I think we would both fucking die from laughter.
Too bad I cant go, it would be a fuckin pisser
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:49:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oooh, you've switched from fat and ugly to lonely loser... nicely played.
If I weren't a lonely loser, would I spend as much time on Ubersite as I do? I think not. Go back to fat and ugly, you're better at that.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:40:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought people like you were used to rejection...what part of "get the fuck away from me" you didn't you get, you obsessed bitch?
Seriously, I know this is the only form of attention you can get but find someone else, please.
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YOU NEED TO STOP SAYING "YOU", YOU IGNORANT FRENCH FUCK, YOU!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:43:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
STOP SHOUTING.
Only on ubersite could i laugh as much as this.
oh alain!
that will never get old.
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Blessed
There you go Method.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought people like you were used to rejection...what part of "get the fuck away from me" you didn't you get, you obsessed bitch?
Seriously, I know this is the only form of attention you can get but find someone else, please.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHO THE HOLY FUCK IS BRIAN BLESSED???
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY IS EVERYONE DOING BRIAN BLESSED IMPERSONATIONS??????
Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WHY IS EVERYONE DOING BRIAN BLESSED IMPERSONATIONS??????
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:34:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I WOULD GO AWAY BUT I'M HAVING TOO MUCH FUN WATCHING YOU STRUGGLE TO COME UP WITH NEW WAYS TO CALL ME FAT AND UGLY
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:29:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BECAUSE FRENCHIE IS ALL THE WAY UP IN CANADA AND WE HAVE TO MAKE SURE HE HEARS US
LOUD NOISES
VERY LOUD NOISES
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHY ARE WE YELLING AT EACH OTHER?????!??!?!??!???!?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just go away you godamn monstruosity.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO ONE CARES
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:25:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:11:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Sallow yellow skin? Well, I am part Korean you know. I guess that also explains why I'm so FAT and MANNISH and GROSS - or maybe that's the Polack side coming out.
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Nobody loves you.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:19:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NO PLEASE DON'T PURCHASE AN ADVANCED ONLINE SEARCH OF MY NAME AND POST MY PERSONAL INFORMATION IN RETALIATION, PLEASE, ANYTHING BUT THAT
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:19:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahhahahahahahaha sodomite.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:16:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WHO TOLD YOU ABOUT MY PUMPKIN HEAD? THATS PERSONAL INFORMATION NOT TO BE SHARED ON THE INTERNET
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:16:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
EAT ME YOU PUMPKIN-HEADED SODOMITE
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
SHUTUP YOU MANNISH GOOK
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sallow yellow skin? Well, I am part Korean you know. I guess that also explains why I'm so FAT and MANNISH and GROSS - or maybe that's the Polack side coming out.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 11:02:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:53:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
come on alain!
that wasn't very nice.
plus you forgot the sallow yellow skin.
is your surname on your email your real surname?
if so that is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen.
no offense like.
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Not very nice but not less true. I try to imagine what went through her head when she decided to seek me out and it fucking disgust me. ARGH! I have to change the subject before I vomit.
Yes, it's my real surname. :-)
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:59:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BLUE STEEL, MAGNUM, THEY'RE ALL THE SAME LOOK!
HASNT ANYONE NOTICED THIS?
I FEEL LIKE IM TAKING CRAZY PILLS
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:57:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
HOW DO YOU EXPECT THEM TO LEARN TO READ IF THEY CANT EVEN FIT IN THE BUILDING???
THE CENTER HAS TO BE ATLEAST......3 TIMES AS BIG
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh man this is too much, I'm gonna bust a gut from laughing
The very fabric of uber time and space is being torn asunder
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:53:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
come on alain!
that wasn't very nice.
plus you forgot the sallow yellow skin.
is your surname on your email your real surname?
if so that is perhaps the funniest thing I have ever seen.
no offense like.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:47:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go for it Caul - I've already posted my address and phone number on this site several times. Anyone who cares to call or come visit me can feel free. I, unlike you, have no illusions about Internet privacy.
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That's because you're so fucking lonely that you wish people would stalk you. If I ever saw you in life I would make an effort to not look at you...knowing that a fat lonely person searched for my info in hope to get near me fucking disgusts me. I feel raped!
Get away from me you man-faced (you have more jaw that dolph laungren) whore. *shudders*
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Classy...
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
maybe i should borrow $20 from shlongy then. buy me a vday hooker.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:47:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:40:35 (#)
Ranking: 2
Go for it Caul - I've already posted my address and phone number on this site several times. Anyone who cares to call or come visit me can feel free. I, unlike you, have no illusions about Internet privacy.
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That's because you're so fucking lonely that you wish people would stalk you. If I ever saw you in life I would make an effort to not look at you...knowing that a fat lonely person searched for my info in hope to get near me fucking disgusts me. I feel raped!
Get away from me you man-faced (you have more jaw that dolph laungren) whore. *shudders*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
myspace and someones phone number, someone who is married etc are totally different.
plus shlongy is MEGA MULTI MILLIONAIRE AND BIG AND TOUGH AND HE WILL KEEEEL YOU.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The whole fucking point of myspace is to find people. You put that up there using your REAL NAME and it was found by someone, after you put your REAL NAME on this site. What the fuck did you expect?
I'm not normally one to side with Method, but come on man. This is stupid.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Go for it Caul - I've already posted my address and phone number on this site several times. Anyone who cares to call or come visit me can feel free. I, unlike you, have no illusions about Internet privacy.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:39:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:38:20 (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:36:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you think it would be bad to post Jeanneee's adress history and phone number?
I mean...why not?
She's fat anyway.
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Why not, you did it with Shlongy's info.
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That was pff and swamp_donkey. I recall saying it was pretty stupid to post his info. I mean jesus, people were calling him at night!
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But now you are thinking of doing it?
Please explain.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:39:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
besides, I always liked shlongy.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:38:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:36:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you think it would be bad to post Jeanneee's adress history and phone number?
I mean...why not?
She's fat anyway.
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Why not, you did it with Shlongy's info.
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That was pff and swamp_donkey. I recall saying it was pretty stupid to post his info. I mean jesus, people were calling him at night!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh caul, that would make you just as creepy and stalkish as the rest of us, and you wouldn't want to spoil that unsullied reputation of yours for being mentally stable, would you?
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:34:41 (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you think it would be bad to post Jeanneee's adress history and phone number?
I mean...why not?
She's fat anyway.
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Why not, you did it with Shlongy's info.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do you think it would be bad to post Jeanneee's adress history and phone number?
I mean...why not?
She's fat anyway.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
not with a GIANT PENIS superimposed on it though
And I've never seen it before, so it's fresh "caul bashing" material for me.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
AWFUL Zoolander picture you posted"""
That picture is in the UberDirectory
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:29:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
someone call the WAAAAAAAAAMBULANCE, Cauls vagina is burning
God, you're such a whiny little bitch, the only reason I found this amusing is because of that AWFUL Zoolander picture you posted. Cry me a fuckin river, dickface. How the fuck did you not expect something like this to happen?
SUCH A LITTLE BITCH
<ahem> Here is a little song I wrote just for you, Cheri
You with the sad eyes
Don't be discouraged
Oh I realize
It's hard to take courage
In a world full of people
You can lose sight of it all
And the darkness, inside you
Can make you feel so small
But I see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful,
Like a rainbow
Show me a smile then,
Don't be unhappy, can't remember
When I last saw you laughing
If this world makes you crazy
And you've taken all you can bear
You call me up
Because you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors are beautiful,
Like a rainbow
So sad eyes
Discouraged now
Realize
When this world makes you crazy
And you've taken all you can bear
You call me up
Because you know I'll be there
And I'll see your true colors
Shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors
True colors, true colors
Cos there's a shining through
I see your true colors
And that's why I love you
So don't be afraid to let them show
Your true colors, true colors
True colors are beautiful.
Submitted by Sphagnum (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As if you'd care enough about someone on Ubersite to make a post about them.
<Insert randomly generated comment regarding hypocrites here>
Alain is such a nice name.... So... "Feminine".
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:10:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:06:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant believe you're getting so bent out of shape over a fucking myspace account. You'd think we posted pictures of your rotting oyster or something
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Jeanneee's stalking and your blatant obsession is what is pissing me off.
Well, not as pissed as I'm creeped out.
Seek help.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:09:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
rotting oyster?
Submitted by JillTheLass (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:07:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:06:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I cant believe you're getting so bent out of shape over a fucking myspace account. You'd think we posted pictures of your rotting oyster or something
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:05:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Surrrendering, huh? Would you like to borrow my white flag, or I suppose you have your standard issue French white flag they give you along with your drivers license?
STOP BEING SUCH A LITTLE BITCH JESUS CHRIST, I THOUGHT YOU WERE BETTER THAN THAT
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:02:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop acting like such a fucking woman over all of this, it took me less than two minutes to mirror that site on mine, a quick save and ftp up. I thought you were better than that, you crybaby. I hardly call thaty obsession.
We've all had our fair share of abuse around here, Caul, no one's immune. I've been the brunt of many a joke. Get that tampon out of your Canadian vagina and take it like a fuckin man
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You people creep me the fuck out. Seriously.
Bye
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:02:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Stop acting like such a fucking woman over all of this, it took me less than two minutes to mirror that site on mine, a quick save and ftp up. I thought you were better than that, you crybaby. I hardly call thaty obsession.
We've all had our fair share of abuse around here, Caul, no one's immune. I've been the brunt of many a joke. Get that tampon out of your Canadian vagina and take it like a fuckin man
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I have SO much to catch up on. Server crash yesterday = no uber.
Bwhahahahahahahhahahaha. I actually like Apollo now.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:00:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
OH GOD.....
Please don't, Method.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:00:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:58:14 (#)
Ranking: 0
wow Caul, I finally got under your skin, huh?
I'm sort of flattered that you called me the male Urbane
I suppose I have to post pictures of my scrotum now?
And the best part about it all is that your american theory doesn't apply to me because I am on no sort of medication whatsoever!
Although I am a fat lazy American pig, I suppose
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How about you get a hobby?
Do you realize how pathetic it is that you actually spent time to save this and repost it all over the place?
You're no better than that fucking reject Jeannee who, for some creepy reason, searches for uberers on the Internet.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow Caul, I finally got under your skin, huh?
I'm sort of flattered that you called me the male Urbane
I suppose I have to post pictures of my scrotum now?
And the best part about it all is that your american theory doesn't apply to me because I am on no sort of medication whatsoever!
Although I am a fat lazy American pig, I suppose
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:52:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You people need help...seriously.
Jeanneee is an obese stalker subhuman piece of shit and Method is no better.
Go fuck yourselves
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:47:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fuck this place and all its little nerds
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:43:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stfu, Method...you fucking male Urbane
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:33:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:07:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now Caul, you know I'm already obsessed with you, you sexy beast, but that's beside the point. I find you hysterical, but you're such a hypocrite. I enjoy watching you tear other people apart, but come on man, you gotta be able to take it too.
This isn't a big deal anyway, you took the profile down. People around here will take any opportunity they can to make fun of us; that's what this place is all about. Doesn't make us obsessed, just makes us a bunch of infantile retards.
That being said, this is never EVER coming down
http://www.nymethod.com/Caulaincourt/index.htm
VIVA LA RESISTANCE! """"
Oh my!
<swoons>
Submitted by Dane1901 (user info) at 2006-02-14 09:32:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why does Caul keep insisting he doesn't "even remember this account," when it says he last logged in on 2/12/06?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Almost hilarious.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-14 08:07:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now Caul, you know I'm already obsessed with you, you sexy beast, but that's beside the point. I find you hysterical, but you're such a hypocrite. I enjoy watching you tear other people apart, but come on man, you gotta be able to take it too.
This isn't a big deal anyway, you took the profile down. People around here will take any opportunity they can to make fun of us; that's what this place is all about. Doesn't make us obsessed, just makes us a bunch of infantile retards.
That being said, this is never EVER coming down
http://www.nymethod.com/Caulaincourt/index.htm
VIVA LA RESISTANCE!
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:35:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Final note--don't you mean you "like the brown meat?"
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh, and I think we can agree there is a slight degree of difference between posting a PHONE NUMBER and a fucking MYSPACE ACCOUNT.
Here, look at mine--its http://www.myspace.com/7_and_7
Please don't stalk me.
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-14 05:22:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wasn't referring to your myspace picture, pardonez moi. I was referring to your cover shot on Canadian Queer Monthly.
Get over yourself, someone searched for you on myspace. OMFG. Paranoid little bugger, oui?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:46:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
I thought people with no lives took pictures of themselves striking a "Gandalf the White" pose. """
First of all, you clueless little bitch, I wasn't posing on this picture. I was only trying to keep my eyes open in front of the flash while I was drunk. I kept it even though it's old and not very good. People with no lives introduce themselves on a website with a camwhore: http://www.ubersite.com/m/81218
Searching for someone on myspace whose name you happen to know isn't actually that creepy. What would be weird is if for some reason you had personal information on your website. Seriously, you put your full name on Ubersite but god forbid anybody look you up on the most fucking ridiculously popular website in the world. Sacre Bleu! ."""
I don't know about you but I don't see the point in searching for strangers whose name you happen to know. Do you really think she only searched on MySpace? And I certainly don't see the point in posting it on Uber. I didn't even remember that myspace account so it got me a little nervous to see this pop out of nowhere. I could easily find some people's phone number, you wouldn't see me post them without their approval, or much less without their knowledge.
I don't expect you will understand these basic principles of social etiquette.
Submitted by maxmouse (user info) at 2006-02-13 23:00:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just stupid...
-2 for...well, look at what the damn scrolly box says "Don't Bother"
Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:46:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:35:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
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I don't give a shit about this myspace account, read my first reply. Knowing that a bunch of people with no lives are searching my info is what's pissing me off. But then again, I should've known better by posting my name that people like you would cream their pants.
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I thought people with no lives took pictures of themselves striking a "Gandalf the White" pose.
Searching for someone on myspace whose name you happen to know isn't actually that creepy. What would be weird is if for some reason you had personal information on your website. Seriously, you put your full name on Ubersite but god forbid anybody look you up on the most fucking ridiculously popular website in the world. Sacre Bleu!
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 22:23:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Always remember that you're representing our country. I guess what I'm
saying is, don't mess up France the way you messed up your room.
-- Homer Simpson
The Crepes of Wrath
Submitted by shadow (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mwuahhhhaaaaa haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa!
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2006-02-13 21:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate your warm beer drinking, queen loving(heh), tea and crumpits swilling entity.
Go smoke some fags, then post some more funny shit like this.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 20:06:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:42:57 (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I do feel bad because he's obviously really pissed. I sincerely thought he would find it funny - I guess that does make me a reject, or at the very least retarded.
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fuck him, tell him to skate it off...TAAAAAA-BARRRRRRRR-NAKKKKKKKKKKKK
Submitted by BranDo (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:35:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for Aznavour
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:30:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:18:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
"well fuck off to homosite then n00b. "
Someone else already registered the name "Spooner" at pulseHEAD. =( ""'
hahahaha
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Don't you have better stuff to do apart for eating ice cream and reading celebrity magazine you fucking polish behemot? "
pfffahahahahahahahahaha
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-13 19:18:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"well fuck off to homosite then n00b. "
Someone else already registered the name "Spooner" at pulseHEAD. =(
Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:54:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahaha!
Caul, you can't get that mad because Method did warn you, you know. I guess all you can do now is change your name to Pepe. That or you could have my name. I'm sick of it and everyone in the world has my name so no one will be able to find you without looking through fifty million other people first.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:43:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:33:44 (#)
Ranking: 0
poor old caul.
this shit really freaks you out doesn't it?
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Yes.
I am sorry I doubted you, maître Briton.
+2 for the funny post.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:33:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
poor old caul.
this shit really freaks you out doesn't it?
you should be flattered really.
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
was it your cousin?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck, I'm still grossed out. I feel like I have insects crawling on my neck.
It reminds of this week-end. We ended up at this girl's apartment when the bars closed and I ended up sleeping with her friend. We cuddled but that's about it. Next morning I got a message from her on some website lots of quebecers used. I started panicking until I reailized she used my first name and browse my neighborhood. That must've took at least half an hour...EEEW!
The Internet is a scary place.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ooo! Maybe I can be myspace cool too!
Hadley Tobedone needs help being cool :(
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 18:12:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:43:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate to be a dick, but since when does making fun of Caulaincourt and posting a MySpace screenshot warrant a +2nami?
Goddamnit I hate Uber. ""
well fuck off to homosite then n00b.
Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:50:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I've been known to imaginate a time or two....
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:50:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hop on messenger cunt head - i'm on hte new machine with all sytems blazing
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:40:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
All right then, I guess I'm a reject. Listen, you can't say anything to me that I don't say to myself every day in the mirror, so bring it the fuck on. I'm not going to fight you. I said I was sorry and I meant it.
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yeah yeah...just get away from me you fucking weirdo.
Jesus, just imaginating you typing my name with your pudgy fingers and making creepy smiles makes me shudder. And I'm not kidding.
Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:47:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
brown bread eh? i rather fancy that pork baguette.
Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:43:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate to be a dick, but since when does making fun of Caulaincourt and posting a MySpace screenshot warrant a +2nami?
Goddamnit I hate Uber.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I do feel bad because he's obviously really pissed. I sincerely thought he would find it funny - I guess that does make me a reject, or at the very least retarded.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:41:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
there's nothing to be sorry for, this is ubersite.
it's not like when shlongys home number and address was put on here.
that was scary.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:41:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:37:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah but you still have a huge peener aimed at your head.
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BWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All right then, I guess I'm a reject. Listen, you can't say anything to me that I don't say to myself every day in the mirror, so bring it the fuck on. I'm not going to fight you. I said I was sorry and I meant it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:38:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
chill out dude, it's not your fucking phone number it's just a gay-ass post on myspace. """
I know. But honestly, this posts reminds that there are creeps like Jeannee out there and it kinda makes me uneasy.
Submitted by Unabonger (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:35:17 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't give a shit about this myspace account, read my first reply. Knowing that a bunch of people with no lives are searching my info is what's pissing me off. But then again, I should've known better by posting my name that people like you would cream their pants.
And yes, searching for strangers and posting their info because they didn't accept your invitation in your gay ass community DOES make you a fucking reject.
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yeah but you still have a huge peener aimed at your head.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:30:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever makes you feel better, man.
I searched your first and last name (which you gave out on Ubersite, need I remind you) on myspace - I do that for lots of people whose first and last names I know. I happened to find your page. I don't think that makes me a reject, nor does it make me Polish, but whatever. Like I said, if it makes you feel better to call me names and shit, then go ahead.
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I don't give a shit about this myspace account, read my first reply. Knowing that a bunch of people with no lives are searching my info is what's pissing me off. But then again, I should've known better by posting my name that people like you would cream their pants.
And yes, searching for strangers and posting their info because they didn't accept your invitation in your gay ass community DOES make you a fucking reject.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:33:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:25:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83890#1835389
Caul, I take the blame for posting the link to your myspace page on Ubersite. I didn't think it would piss you off, honestly I thought you would be laughing along with the rest of us - you usually have a pretty good sense of humor about stuff like this.
Anyway, I'm really sorry if I fucked your shit up.
Here's a link to my own myspace page so everyone can laugh at how lame I am:
http://www.myspace.com/jeanneee
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The post itself is funny. What I find not funny is having a bunch of rejects such as yourself seeking out my info. Don't you have better stuff to do apart for eating ice cream and reading celebrity magazine you fucking polish behemot?
Anyway, that was bound to happen one day. Before I start receiving weird phone calls, I'm just gonna leave it at that. """
chill out dude, it's not your fucking phone number it's just a gay-ass post on myspace.
no personal info at all, i'm not a nutcase.
P.S Jeannee linked it.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:30:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whatever makes you feel better, man.
I searched your first and last name (which you gave out on Ubersite, need I remind you) on myspace - I do that for lots of people whose first and last names I know. I happened to find your page. I don't think that makes me a reject, nor does it make me Polish, but whatever. Like I said, if it makes you feel better to call me names and shit, then go ahead.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:22:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83890#1835389
Caul, I take the blame for posting the link to your myspace page on Ubersite. I didn't think it would piss you off, honestly I thought you would be laughing along with the rest of us - you usually have a pretty good sense of humor about stuff like this.
Anyway, I'm really sorry if I fucked your shit up.
Here's a link to my own myspace page so everyone can laugh at how lame I am:
http://www.myspace.com/jeanneee
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The post itself is funny. What I find not funny is having a bunch of rejects such as yourself seeking out my info. Don't you have better stuff to do apart for eating ice cream and reading celebrity magazine you fucking polish behemot?
Anyway, that was bound to happen one day. Before I start receiving weird phone calls, I'm just gonna leave it at that.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:22:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/83890#1835389
Caul, I take the blame for posting the link to your myspace page on Ubersite. I didn't think it would piss you off, honestly I thought you would be laughing along with the rest of us - you usually have a pretty good sense of humor about stuff like this.
Anyway, I'm really sorry if I fucked your shit up.
Here's a link to my own myspace page so everyone can laugh at how lame I am:
http://www.myspace.com/jeanneee
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
of COURSE we're all over it Caul, it's what we DO!
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:20:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But Caul! I wanted to be your friend!
<weeps francaphone tears>
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow, like I said, this page was merely used to upload random stuff (two pics that are already on Uber) and you people jump on it like it's Paris Hilton pube.
You people need help. Especially those who spent the time to Google this somehow. What a bunch of deranged nerds. You're all excited "OMG! A picture of Caul and a profile he made in less than 5 secs!"
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:12:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FUCK. I tried to visit his page but it's gone. Damn damn damn damn damn. I wanted to hear the song.
<cries>
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:09:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HOLY GAYLORDS BATMAN! That song is SUPER ghey
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:08:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
um i kinda bopped in my chair to the little song.
je suis retardee.
Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:07:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAA!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:06:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the "blue steel", "le tigre", or the "magnum"???
Oh God! My sides HURT!
Submitted by Dead_0hi0_Sky (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:05:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Daggoth? from conan the barbarian?
and i thought my X-Men post was fucking geeky.
get a life, froggy.
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:04:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You're welcome.
Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:04:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my... this comment is TOO perfect!
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:59:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the "blue steel", "le tigre", or the "magnum"???
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:04:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
'Le pain brun' is the Quebecois way of saying 'once you go black, you never go back'...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:01:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
and just in case you take this down, Caul, I have saved the entire thing onto my hard drive for future harassment
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Dude, you're obssessed
Submitted by Trevor1st93 (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did you find that?
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
there's a song? damn i'm gonna actually hafta go back and check this later then so i can listen to it.
i heart caul.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 17:01:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
and just in case you take this down, Caul, I have saved the entire thing onto my hard drive for future harassment
Submitted by ih8u2man (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:59:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Leave my cranky comrade alone!
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:59:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is that the "blue steel", "le tigre", or the "magnum"???
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh Apollo, have I ever told you how much I love you?
Oh man Caul, you're never gonna live this one down
Submitted by inion_de_trua (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hahahhaha. wait you like brown bread and camembert? what's a truc? is alain really a middle age name?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:58:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Orientation: Straight
HAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SONG THATS PLAYING, THAT WAS GAYER THAN ANYTHING IVE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:57:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I only use this as a private place to upload some pics and find some music because it's user friendly.
Thanks a lot, idiot.
Submitted by Dreg (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:57:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
caulaincunt
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH