Black History Month: "The Project" DAY 9 (642 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-02-13 07:14:01 EST
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We salute you Mike Tyson.
Mike Tyson is bonking for money
Mike Tyson, through entrepreneurs
Mike Tyson's on top of a honey
Mike Tyson's back up and mature
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Buster D
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
As you're getting down for a fee
Mike Tyson's to rumble the jungle
of silver screen poop tarts and hos
His fourteen inch manhood's not fungal
Backed up by Viagra it grows
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Holyfield
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
At least till this ass deal is sealed
Mike swears he won't nibble your ear lobe
He swears, if you just sign the check
Mike swears he'll get out of the ring robe
He swears he'll be done in a sec
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Leon Spinks
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
Unless the director's Don Kinks
Mike Tyson, I guess, will be fisting
And Jenna likes bondage and cream
The trailer might come with a listing
I fear that it might be extreme
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
You're sure looking better than Bruno, Frank
Wham Bam, Thanks Ma'am
Though mouthpiece or not, you're a skank
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Mike Tyson, Boxer
• Born: 30 June 1966
• Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York
• Best Known As: "Iron Mike," controversial heavyweight boxing champ of the 1980s
Mike Tyson is one of the most notorious boxers in prizefighting history thanks to his actions both inside the ring and out. His speed, power and angry aggression earned him the World Boxing Council heavyweight title in 1986, making him the youngest champion ever. The next year he won the World Boxing Association title and "Iron Mike" became the undisputed heavyweight champion of the world.
In 1988, in one of his most famous fights, Tyson knocked out previously undefeated Michael Spinks in 91 seconds and earned $20 million. For a brief time he seemed invincible, until he was knocked out by the lightly-regarded James "Buster" Douglas in 1990. Then Tyson began making headlines for different reasons: his brief marriage to actress Robin Givens was followed by a bitter divorce battle; he was convicted of rape in 1992 and spent three years in prison; a comeback was stymied in 1997 when he bit off a chunk of Evander Holyfield's ear in the middle of a match; he was jailed briefly again in 1999 for assault; and at a 2002 press conference to announce an upcoming bout, he attacked opponent Lennox Lewis and bit his leg. (The fight took place anyway on 8 June 2002, and Lennox knocked out Tyson in the eighth round).
Tyson's fans considered him a troubled youth who battled long odds to become one the sport's greatest names; his detractors said his behavior gave the sport a black eye. Tyson's fight career never quite recovered after his stint in jail, and he said he "most likely" wouldn't fight again after being defeated in a 7th-round technical knockout by journeyman heavyweight Kevin McBride on 11 June 2005.
Tyson is famous for his many tattoos, which include images of Arthur Ashe (left bicep), Mao Zedong (right bicep), Che Guevara (abdomen), and a tribal-type tattoo around his right eye and cheekbone... Tyson reportedly earned over $400 million in his career, yet was $34 million in debt before his 2005 fight with Kevin McBride, for which he was paid $5 million vs. McBride's $150,000.
At the last mention of Mike Tyson, the world heard that he would be doing pornography in order to settle his debt.
I can't give you any more. I probably should have saved Mike Tyson for the last day because this really is the 'Mecca' of this series. Rape, assault, gay voices, etc. What more can you ask for?
Thank you, Mike Tyson, for giving the black community a good name.
And of course, mug shot time....
It Starts Early...
From Biting Nipples to Ears.
User Reviews
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-14 10:21:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that's one rapist I would not want to meet on the street.
How do you piss away 400 million dollars?
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-13 16:18:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2006-02-13 10:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This series started decently.
Now it just blows.
-2 for the series.
+2 for Tyson
Submitted by Jimmo (user info) at 2006-02-13 08:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That was a very shit site, what is the point of this series?
What is your statement? Could it be "that even with money this race will act despicable" or something?
I hope you are going to do a white version for balance. Or include some positive stereotypes.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sicosemen, I went to that piss crap site you banged on about.
It was like looking straight into the ninth circle of hell, that's if Satan has no sense of humour - which he clearly does as we can see by the fact that a borderline freak like you still draws breath.
It's not clever, it's not insightful and I would rather run around Mecca wearing a t-shirt of Danish political cartoons than ever having to endure that sad, slack cunted excuse for a web site.
Love,
Hair
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
All I can think when I see him is 'Jeebus that tattooo had to hurt like buggery.'
Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:23:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
good stuff, and the website is funny too.
Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-13 07:17:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Please, please, please go to this site. http://www.doghouseboxing.com/Parodies/Mike_Tyson.html