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Awkward Hand Turkey Theatre Presents: Chrysippus. Greek Philosopher, Dies of Laughter After Seeing a Donkey Eating Figs (2593 hits)

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Labels: AHTT

Rating: 1.96 on 33 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Spencer Thompson (View user info) at 2006-02-10 17:13:50 EST


For some reason the actual Awkward Hand Turkey Website's host, box43, is all broken and things. Which means that it could be a day or two before thsi comic is on the front page there. Or maybe it will be in two hours when I actually check to see if they fixed it yet. I haven't checked yet. I probably should. Fuck that.

Instead, you guys should check out the AHTT archives. You probably missed one or two of the comics and you might have wanted to have not. Remedy that situation.

http://handturkeytheatre.box43.net/archives.html

And by the way, it's true, he really did. Except wine was probably involved for BOTH parties. But since the donkey-eating-figs joke is so complex, I had to dumb it down a little for the comic.



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Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-21 22:35:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:02:04 (#)
Ranking: 0

I make them and then put them on the site. See the bottom right of the comic, where my name is?
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I'm a retard! Sue me!

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-15 08:26:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I always dig these, not just for the sheer randomness, but that's a big part of it.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-12 17:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I make them and then put them on the site. See the bottom right of the comic, where my name is?

Submitted by Serious_Melvin (user info) at 2006-02-12 16:55:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Do you make these, or just copy them from that site? I might +2 these more often if I knew the true source. Pardon my cluelessness.

Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:17:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2006-02-12 15:01:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I so SO wish i had come up with this

Submitted by KatHunter (user info) at 2006-02-11 19:22:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's funny because it's true!

Submitted by Deconstruction (user info) at 2006-02-11 14:27:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I



FUCKING



LOVE




THESE.

Submitted by saint_sebastian (user info) at 2006-02-11 14:14:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Bravo. It's funny because it's true. I think.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is one of the most inventive series kicking around at the moment.

Submitted by MyOwnLittleWorld (user info) at 2006-02-11 09:01:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wow


Submitted by Sparxicus (user info) at 2006-02-11 00:17:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I laughed. Then I laughed some more.

Submitted by Crystle (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:35:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

BEAUTIFUL <tears up> sniff

Submitted by VelvetElvis (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:16:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I saw your others before I ever started reviewing. This was good, like all of them, but not nearly your best. This was a tough subject, good job and + for the balls at going for it.

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2006-02-10 22:08:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Get it yourself, lazyass. The guy's name is right there.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chrysippus

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2006-02-10 20:47:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Where's the Wikipedia link?

Submitted by skrapmetal (user info) at 2006-02-10 20:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Most of us use like 10% of our brains.

AHTT taxes us to the limit since ST clearly has better than 12% working.

+2.



Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2006-02-10 20:04:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:27:15 (#)
Ranking: 2

hand turkey gets an auto +2 from me


Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-10 19:48:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

That made me snort with laughter at the end.

Submitted by The_Yellow_Dart (user info) at 2006-02-10 19:34:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love that story

I <4 Spooner.

Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:45:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You won me over

Submitted by thechairnamedgod (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:44:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well fuck. i still dont get it.

Submitted by forthewin (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:38:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am so mixed up.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2006-02-10 18:31:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God I love hand turkeys...

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:39:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

WHAT?

Submitted by BadAssJulie (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yay for hand turkeys!

Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:34:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Weird

I like it

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:27:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

hand turkey gets an auto +2 from me

Submitted by PokeyPecker (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:23:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very strange.

Submitted by CrazyHorse (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:23:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heh..heh....poop...

Submitted by Creepy_guy (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fuck, that's strange.

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:19:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Awesome series. One of my favorites.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2006-02-10 17:18:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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