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My First Uberversary (NSFW) (1685 hits)

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Rating: 0 on 29 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Mr. Sparkle (View user info) at 2006-02-06 00:02:56 EST




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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-06-15 16:11:41 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-06-15 13:31:53 (#)
Ranking: -2

There you have it, but I implore you to realize that this is my brother posting now.
____________________________

God, what next? Shitty guitarists recording videos of themselves playing and later denying it was them?
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OK, THIS was funnny

Submitted by Doodies (user info) at 2006-06-03 05:00:38 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Jesus.

Submitted by gazdemon (user info) at 2006-06-02 13:26:34 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

that was shit - and you knew it was so you just put porn in it. Sad.

Submitted by Maddog (user info) at 2006-04-15 09:04:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 0

Where is my General Tsao Chicken? You asian devil deriverey driver.

Submitted by craving_attention (user info) at 2006-04-15 08:34:05 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

Congratz, you have succeeded in a long-standing record of crappy posts and terrible ratings.








-2 you suck

Submitted by disko (user info) at 2006-04-03 14:00:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2

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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2006-02-11 04:02:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hey punk.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-06 21:46:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:31:25 (#)
Ranking: -2

This was crap dude.
____________________

Oh, you're just sour because you failed in your fight with High Voltage. Oops.

Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-02-06 18:31:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This was crap dude.

Submitted by punkerrjess (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:59:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

You got me with the birds. hahaha

Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2006-02-06 16:46:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

thanks for the pics

Submitted by Flack (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:39:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Huzzah for titties!

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2006-02-06 13:27:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 camwhore

I find soft porn hilarious. The girl with the hat and the milk- what's the narrative supposed to be? "I'll drink half my milk then get on the table and kick my shorts off?"

Submitted by sicosemen (user info) at 2006-02-06 12:13:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

-1 for being a pussy piece of nerd shit faggot face.
+1 because, and I'm not even joking, I know the girl on the top middle. I didn't know she was that tasteless.

Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-02-06 08:52:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83509

I got an Uberversary as well!

Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-06 07:38:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Dude you only have 13 posts in a whole year? Contrast that with Orgasmatron. Crazy.

Submitted by Nellypaal (user info) at 2006-02-06 07:09:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Auto Uberversary -2

Submitted by Kidmc (user info) at 2006-02-06 04:41:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Made me laugh +1

Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-06 04:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Actually i take that all back.

That was unreasonable, and was for no real reason except for my hatered for uberversary posts.


Submitted by Iago (user info) at 2006-02-06 03:30:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

i like the juxtaposition with girls you could never get, with some ugly piece of shit retarded asian kid. By contrast the girls seem hotter.

-2 for uberversary. Seriousy who gives a shit? Its just another year youve failed to kill yourself.

Submitted by MrSparkle847 (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:33:27 (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude, stop camwhoring, you are one ugly piece of shit.

You'll have more luck with a blind-deaf mute from India. You stupid fuck.

And just for kicks...

Need more rape.
_______________________

You need a better grip on the phrase "just for kicks," pal, because that was the most disconnected string of insults I've ever read. When I have a number of unrelated things in a review, I generally leave the less important ones out. Also, get a better grip on the phrase "needs more rape," because the way those girls are attired simply screams "voluntary."

I'd like to thank who paid for a retard to entertain at this Uberversary party. Fuck, this is better than a birthday.

Submitted by GuinnessSince1759 (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Congrats....

Submitted by HawthorneHeights (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Dude, stop camwhoring, you are one ugly piece of shit.

You'll have more luck with a blind-deaf mute from India. You stupid fuck.

And just for kicks...

Need more rape.

Submitted by SiddleyHawker (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Normally you'd get a +2 for boobies, but I really like the belt the chick at the computer has on. I need to go now.

Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:18:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I approve of your existence

Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:17:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am satisfied.

Submitted by r0fl (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Needs more disrespect to dirt.

Submitted by OneCheapGeek (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:13:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is worth a hearty "fuck off."

Submitted by Falco (user info) at 2006-02-06 00:07:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/83489


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