Black History Month: "The Project" DAY 1 (1085 hits)
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Submitted by sicosemen (View user info) at 2006-02-01 07:20:03 EST
WE salute you Michael Jackson:
To be sung in the tune of "Black or White:"
Won't you come play in my fairy tale castle
You'll get a lolly and two ice cream balls
We'll play doctor
We'll stay up late 'till deep in the night
Oow.
Come when you want
It doesn't matter if you're six or eight
I have free tickets for Samson and Gert
Don't believe your mom, I'm not a pervert
I love all children
As long as they're sweet and soft
You're always welcome, doesn't matter
If you're six or eight
We'll do Beat It, not too quiet, not too loud,
I'll do the solo's
You'll play my bass guitar
Tell your daddy to wait at the entrance gate
Come if you want to
Doesn't matter if you're six or eight
Where's your little brother?
Didn't he come with you?
He shouldn't be afraid
I'm the one from teevee
He can even come upstairs
If he'll smile to the little bird
Oh, if only he was with us
Doesn't matter if he's six or eight
Boy: Daddy is god a boy or a girl?
Father: both son
Boy: Daddy is God white or black?
Father: both son
Boy: Daddy is God Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson will start this month off in the blacks not to trust category. Thanks Mike, for giving the black community a good name. Be sure to find out who will make the list tomorrow.
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Submitted by Short-n-Sweet (user info) at 2006-02-01 14:02:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by Foonbo (user info) at 2006-02-01 10:17:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by badassmofo (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you were born a poor black kid and I told you, you could die a rich white man...you'd want it too.
Submitted by MistressFist (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:37:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't think that MJ qualifies as black anymore.
Submitted by simple_catalyst (user info) at 2006-02-01 09:27:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who?
Submitted by HighVoltage900 (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loves me some Michael bashing.
Why does Michael Jackson only shop at Walmart?
Cause boys pants are already half off! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Submitted by Mr_T (user info) at 2006-02-01 08:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mr T is a bigger man than Michael Jackson. I'm the 4th most famous american in the UK. I'll dangle that Michael Whiteface off a building. Show him why I'm called Mr T!
Submitted by MavisMing (user info) at 2006-02-01 07:32:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
if i had the wings of a sparrow
if i had the arse of a crow
id fly over Highbury tomorow
and sh!t on the b@stards below, below
sh!t on sh!t on
sh!t on them b@stards below below
sh!t on sh!t on
Fuck Arsenal......that is all.
Submitted by the_cole_guy (user info) at 2006-02-01 07:24:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I laughed.