Ubersite
Home - About Us - Contact
"Bow Chicka Bow Wow"
Welcome to Ubersite!
Search Ubersite
Search for:

Most Recently Reviewed
  1. This isn't creepy at all...
  2. Animal Match-Ups In .gif F...
  3. Super Important Question
  4. Stop! Weathertime, Boring...
  5. Sleep now?
  6. What's your Theme Song, Ub...
  7. I'm Back!
  8. Wuthering Heights – A book...
  9. Part III (For jumpinjellyf...
  10. I Miss My Friend
more...
Most Heated
  1. Sleep now? (89 heat)
  2. What's your Theme Song, Ub... (49 heat)
  3. Super Yum? (33 heat)
  4. This isn't creepy at all... (31 heat)
  5. 2012: It Could Happen... (27 heat)
  6. SPT, I know why Shlongy di... (24 heat)
  7. Wuthering Heights – A book... (22 heat)
  8. Le Post de Jeudi - Avec Merde (19 heat)
  9. Stop! Weathertime, Boring... (19 heat)
  10. Super Important Question (18 heat)
more...
Most Viewed Messages
  1. The Ultimate MS Paint: It... (1216793 hits)
  2. "If I cum now, will it be ... (774065 hits)
  3. How The Hell Do I Get Out ... (507641 hits)
  4. Exploiting Peer-to-Peer Ne... (427331 hits)
  5. Motivating the Weekend (383695 hits)
  6. How To Pick Up Chicks (352515 hits)
  7. Knockoff porn movie titles (327821 hits)
  8. My J-Date Misadventure (317718 hits)
  9. Masturbating on Skype with... (313655 hits)
  10. Badass Australian Cows (275441 hits)
more...
Most Viewed Authors
  1. Bart Cilfone (1572520 hits)
  2. S. William Moore II (1561901 hits)
  3. Razor (1535779 hits)
  4. JMG114 (1496730 hits)
  5. Sydeburnz (1432661 hits)
  6. MickGinny (1400168 hits)
  7. loki (1143589 hits)
  8. Jonukah (1083928 hits)
  9. VACANCY (1071176 hits)
  10. Sayonara (1065156 hits)
  11. weeeeep (1026724 hits)
  12. Obama Fofana (993698 hits)
  13. Yankees! (979312 hits)
  14. Tom (923017 hits)
  15. THE MIGHTY APOLLO (847440 hits)
  16. I Got A Life So I Don't Ha... (833427 hits)
  17. ++TIGER++ ++LILLY++ (815224 hits)
  18. Sorrell (805452 hits)
  19. Wally (797568 hits)
  20. RIP™ (778704 hits)
  21. Tremble, hetero swine! (760209 hits)
  22. Phallic_Cymbals (751541 hits)
  23. RON PAUL 2008! (749110 hits)
  24. HIDDEN101 (741354 hits)
  25. Will Zone (727829 hits)
  26. T then ToM (719728 hits)
  27. User Blocked (714253 hits)
  28. iddqd (700823 hits)
  29. kaos-king (687550 hits)
  30. kaos-king (670056 hits)
Click here to return to the list of messages.

Christmas cmiracle!!! (450 hits)

Category: None

Rating: -1 on 6 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by tammy (View user info) at 2005-12-24 20:45:37 EST


SO this one time I was xitting therre and this hguuy comes up and he sayd hello asndf i sayd s ot him i says hello and he says hi would you like anything to dirnk misses_d_spnaish_nwhwhaaaa
andisays to ihim i says i would like osme water with threee peisces o f ice make that four and hten he says he says to me like a man righ5t away manb!!!!!!!haaaatotaallly true story
Finbis!"

Submit to Digg Submit to StumbleUpon

User Reviews


Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-12-26 19:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

OMG! I can type 3 lines of shit!

Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-12-25 00:11:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

+1 sympathy for drunkness

Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-12-24 22:01:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

One time, I was jerking off to the Paris Hilton video.

Then I <ejaculated>

A drop off sperm splashed off of my keyboard, and went into my mouth.

I fainted from the excitement of it all.

When I awoke, my ass hurt like I had just gotten out of county jail.

This post gave me that same feeling.

Submitted by Dante_Alighieri (user info) at 2005-12-24 21:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Btu wy do yu hve 2 tyep lyke thsi?

Submitted by tammy (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

oopsy
the sting of shaneme
another beer swill fiz xt that

Submitted by a_reader (user info) at 2005-12-24 20:46:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO THIS SHITPOST!

THIS PERSON DOES NOT DESERVE THE ATTENTION!

YOU ARE ONLY CATERING TO THIS BEHAVIOR AND ALLOWING IT TO THRIVE!

GO SPEND YOUR TIME ON BETTER POSTS!


Aw, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs, and
admired by the elderly. Who am I clowning? I have no business being
a clown! I'm leaving the clowning business to all the other clowns in
the clowning business.

-- Homer Simpson
Homie the Clown