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Submitted by Orgasmatron (View user info) at 2005-11-11 02:38:31 EST




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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2006-06-20 02:23:15 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by digdug (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:25:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Its called a "urethra."

Submitted by Sacrilicious (user info) at 2006-02-17 19:12:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Please post this work in unabridged form. I beg of you.

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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2006-01-11 18:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by minimumdino (user info) at 2006-01-11 14:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

hey look! just like your head, empty!

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 14:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

p

Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm posting this in my bathroom.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 11:26:38 (#)
Ranking: 0

My ass has started working 'gain
And I cannot complain
For I had started cursing beans
For causing my ass pain
But now my butthole's opening
And I can rest assured
That soon I will be moving bowels
And forcing out a turd.


Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:23:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

at least i got the poem

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2



Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:15:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*sigh*

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 10:10:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

EVERYONE GETS A PONY!

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 09:57:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Ubersite, Ubersite,
Suck my fat dong.
Ubersite, Ubersite,
Things have gone wrong.
You don't allow pictures
And everything sucks,
If I wanted a hard time
I'd go to Starbucks.
I'd order a Venti
Skim Chai Bullshitchino
I'd want lots of foam
And cherries maraschino.
The fuck-wit barista
Would pop his face zits,
And stare at my girlfriend:
Right at her tits.
My hand would be forced
And I'd withdraw my bat
And bash his face right in two
Straight through his hat.
With blood in my coffee
And love on my mind
I'd come back to Uber
And wipe my behind.
So, damnit, let pictures
And posts come back to the fold,
This nonsense is stupid.
For this shit, I'm too old.

Submitted by Orgasmatron (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:43:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I figured it had been too long since I'd had a post with a negative rating...

Hey, A_Dan. I shot you that email you requested yesterday.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Now this is more like it.

Submitted by Average_Dan (user info) at 2005-11-11 08:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Did you forget about the picture thingy?

Submitted by Spam (user info) at 2005-11-11 05:48:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Have I missed something today? I've clicked 20 posts already and everyone of them is blank or may as well be.

I was expecting that streak to break when I clicked on one of yours.

Submitted by celine (user info) at 2005-11-11 02:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

boooooooo



It could be one of these chemicals here that makes him so smart. Lisa,
maybe you should try some of this.

-- Homer Simpson
Bart the Genius